Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Feb 2, 2007 17:51:52 GMT -5
*The lights of the arena change to the colors of red, white, and blue as the entrance tunnel fills with sparks and "New Skin" by Incubus blares throughout the arena. The silhouette of Jake appears in the tunnel as sparks shoot all around him.*
JP: Here comes the ignorant one after that amazing Hardcore match with Hyper Elf.
*Jake makes his way out of the entrance tunnel with a set of crutches. His head and torso is heavily bandaged, and a look of anguish appears on his face after every step. A thunderous amount of boos are heard as Jake walks down the entrance ramp, and slowly makes his way up the steps. He makes an official open up the ring ropes for him and get him a mic.*
JD: The Present and Future of Wrestling has arrived!
*His comment is replied with a harmonious boo. Jake, mildly surprised, continues to go on.*
JD: Encase you haven't seen the LockDown Pay-Per-View, you have missed the absolute greatest match in Glory and Honor Wrestling history! Let me explain, me and Hyper Elf brawled to the limit. Flaming tables were German Suplexed through, light sticks were Power Bombed on, and balconies were jumped off of, but the greatest moment happened at this moment in time, roll the footage Gods of the Titantron!
*The video shows Jake Diamond countering a Suplex attempt into a Diamond Cutter. It then shows Jake flying off the top of the ladder and landing a Future's Edge on Hyper Elf.*
JD: Blood pouring out of my face, more cuts than a Japanese prisoner, and yet I still managed to hit him with the Future's Edge and pick up the one... two... three...
JP: As the footage showed, he did get the pin on Hyper Elf after that blood fest.
Ray: I'll let Jake pin me any day of the week, and -
JP: What is wrong with you?! That's just disgusting...
Ray: No disgusting is me asking Hyper Elf if he can Hyper Line his -
JP: That's enough! No get away from me, I don't want your perverted hands to touch me.
JD: I proved I am the most hardcore Fighty fighty person to every grace this world. I am "America's Gift to Wrestling" and no one, and I mean no one can say otherwise!
*A thunder of boos blare throughout the arena but is quickly cut off by Jake.*
JD: Shut the hell up! I tell you mindless degenerates when to speak! I've more than proved I'm title material, and I demand that one of you corporate peons back there come out here and bring me my... Roaring Honor Championship![/b]
JP: Did he just say he wanted the Roaring Honor Title?! That's a hardcore only belt, he won't be able to defend it under this condition!
Ray: Oh, then maybe I'll be able to "pin" Jake myself!
*Jake waits for his response, shifting the weight from crutch to crutch, with the audience's boos in an increase.*
(((TBCB: Anybody, but preferably trickshot or KingBear. No Attacks!)))
JP: Here comes the ignorant one after that amazing Hardcore match with Hyper Elf.
*Jake makes his way out of the entrance tunnel with a set of crutches. His head and torso is heavily bandaged, and a look of anguish appears on his face after every step. A thunderous amount of boos are heard as Jake walks down the entrance ramp, and slowly makes his way up the steps. He makes an official open up the ring ropes for him and get him a mic.*
JD: The Present and Future of Wrestling has arrived!
*His comment is replied with a harmonious boo. Jake, mildly surprised, continues to go on.*
JD: Encase you haven't seen the LockDown Pay-Per-View, you have missed the absolute greatest match in Glory and Honor Wrestling history! Let me explain, me and Hyper Elf brawled to the limit. Flaming tables were German Suplexed through, light sticks were Power Bombed on, and balconies were jumped off of, but the greatest moment happened at this moment in time, roll the footage Gods of the Titantron!
*The video shows Jake Diamond countering a Suplex attempt into a Diamond Cutter. It then shows Jake flying off the top of the ladder and landing a Future's Edge on Hyper Elf.*
JD: Blood pouring out of my face, more cuts than a Japanese prisoner, and yet I still managed to hit him with the Future's Edge and pick up the one... two... three...
JP: As the footage showed, he did get the pin on Hyper Elf after that blood fest.
Ray: I'll let Jake pin me any day of the week, and -
JP: What is wrong with you?! That's just disgusting...
Ray: No disgusting is me asking Hyper Elf if he can Hyper Line his -
JP: That's enough! No get away from me, I don't want your perverted hands to touch me.
JD: I proved I am the most hardcore Fighty fighty person to every grace this world. I am "America's Gift to Wrestling" and no one, and I mean no one can say otherwise!
*A thunder of boos blare throughout the arena but is quickly cut off by Jake.*
JD: Shut the hell up! I tell you mindless degenerates when to speak! I've more than proved I'm title material, and I demand that one of you corporate peons back there come out here and bring me my... Roaring Honor Championship![/b]
JP: Did he just say he wanted the Roaring Honor Title?! That's a hardcore only belt, he won't be able to defend it under this condition!
Ray: Oh, then maybe I'll be able to "pin" Jake myself!
*Jake waits for his response, shifting the weight from crutch to crutch, with the audience's boos in an increase.*
(((TBCB: Anybody, but preferably trickshot or KingBear. No Attacks!)))