The Slam Jam Crew

[Dave Carter]

The arena lights go dark. Titantron starts showing a video of all kinds of lightning strikes and episodes from storms. Videos keep changing faster and faster and few moments the titantron goes black and words slowly appear

Time to strike!

Couple seconds later they disappear and three pairs of lightnings strike at the top of the ramp one after another. Right after the lightning strikes, the lights come back again and Ludacris & Sum41 - "Get Back" starts to play. Dave Carter appears from the smoke on his Yamaha R-1, with the crowd erupting in cheers. He then drives down the ramp in quite high speed and starts sliding at the halfway, stopping just few meters away from the ring. Dave wears a pair of dark blue jeans, a white T-Shirt with "Slam Jam" in yellow on it, a black shirt and a pair of sunglasses.
Dave Carter jumps of his bike and poses to the crowd. He then takes of his sunglasses and puts then on his motorbike. Dave then quickly slides in to the ring and stops in the middle of the ring on his knees. He then stretches out his arm above his head and points up, while yellow and silver pyro shoot from the end of the entrance ramp. Dave Carter then start posing, dancing and electrifying the crowd any way he can. He continues to do it for a good half a minute, till the music starts fading away and Dave goes to the announcer table to snatch a mic.

Ray
Oh, he's coming here. Maybe this young sexy Dave will dance on the table for me.

JP
Don't be ridiculous. If he would, I would trow him of and personally beat him up for that. The last thing I need is you getting sexually excited.

Dave walks over to the announcer table and after seeing how Ray looks at him, he carefully takes one mic and move back to the ring. The music end to play completely and Dave rises the mic to his mouth to speak.

Dave Carter
Ladies and gentlemen, fans of TAW and citizens of the Slam Jam Nation. Last week Dave Carter introduced to you a new show - "Slam Jam Show". During it I have many times mentioned the word "Slam Jam" and "Slam Jam Nation". And after it many fans left in question, just who in the frozen hell is that? Well let me answer you that - the "Slam Jam Nation" is the fastest growing nation, that comes to GHW arenas. The "Slam Jam Nation" is a new moving of wrestling fans and Fighty fighty persons. A moving where the main things are fans entertainment and wrestling. And you already can see some slam jamers in the arena right now. Yet, this Nation is new and young, so the only Fighty fighty person belonging to it was Dave "The Lightning" Carter. But that was until this moment. The Slam Jam Crew just grown from one, to three members. So get ready, because the show is about to start... the show multiply three. Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Carter proudly introduces to you the mad high flying son of a *BEEP* Ricky "The Babyface" Rodriguez and "hit me three times and tell me I ain't dreaming that she's that damn beautiful" Katie "Lily" Devoureaux

Dave extends his hand toward the entrance ramp right when an unheard to GHW fans music starts to play...

TBC by Ricky "The Babyface" Rodriguez ONLY

[rickyrodriguez]

*A luchador mask appears on the titatron. Then it spins around and it turns into a red and black Gothic cross. Then the titatron turns black and it says La Luz, then it turns black again then it says La Sombra and a old Mexican tune from a bad 70's western starts to play and Ricky and Katie come out and the music changes into I lie, I cheat I steal.*

Ray: Well well I guess there are TWO young studs who can dance on this table for me.

JP: Well you can keep those two what about this Katie, she has some big EYES.



*Ricky is wearing his long white jacket without sleeves with a big red and black Gothic cross on his back and sunglasses. Katie has a tight pink top on and a short plaid skirt on with white socks and nice shoes. They walk to wards the ring but Ricky slaps some hands of the fans and they reach the ring then Ricky guides Katie to the stairs. She walks onto the ring and joins Dave Carter. Ricky runs around the ring and claps some hand of fans. He then walks by Ray and JP and Ray surely wants to clap his hand and Ricky almost claps it but realizes it's Ray and he extracts his hand from him. He hypes up the crowd. Ricky sees a mother with a kid he walks to wards them and he takes off his sunglasses and puts it on the kids head and then he slaps his hand and the kid slaps his hand back. He then stands next to the kid like it is a photo moment and smiles more then normal and waits till some photo's have been made. Ricky winks at his mother and she blushes, jumps on the apron and then over the ropes. He stands on a corner and hypes up the crowd. Ricky asks for a microphone and he gets one.*

"Oh dios mio, I can't believe it what a welcome. YEAH"

*A rather big part of the crowd cheers*

"You see that lovely lady over there?"

*Ricky points at Katie*

"She is called Katie "Lily" Devoureaux" and I am Ricky "The Babyface" Rodriguez. And of course lets not forget, Dave "The Lightning" Carter. We are from now on also known as the "Slam Jam Nation". But do not worry cause we are not alone there are more of us."

*Ricky points into the crowd at people wearing Slam Jam Nation shirts.*

"We are high flying, we are gorgeous and we are ass kicking. But all things aside I need to be a bit serious now. You see we are here to put a show up for YOU. The Fans."

*A large part of the crowd starts to cheer.*

Ray: Well these two gorgeous young men really know how to hype up this crowd.

JP: Well they seem arrogant to me but hey the crowd likes them.

"Sometimes there are some CHUMPS who think they deserver everything, even after being kicked so badly that their mothers cry. We are not like that we will fight for everything. We will begin at the bottom of the ladder, no demanding of title shots, no whining about wanting 10 titles, no blaming others while it is your own fault. None of the above. As I said before we are here to perform for YOU. The Fans and not to compete against CHUMPS who think they are the best in the business but they actually talk more then fight more. With the Slam Jam Nation you KNOW you get a lot of talking, a lot of joke but also a lot of hard work and a lot of ENTERTAINMENT. That is what WE are about and we do it for YOU."

Ray: Wow big words from this hunk.
PJ: Seems like too many words and no action to me.

*A big part of the crowd cheers*

"Once again on be halve of Katie and myself I thank you again for this warm welcome. But now I will let Dave talk. He is the better talker of Slam Jam Nation."

TBC: Dave Carter

[Dave Carter]

Ricky hands the mic back to Dave, who rises it to his mouth again

Dave Carter
You see the Slam Jam Nation is not about the titles... no, no, no, NO! Yes we do want to win titles, yes we do want to kick slack asses, but that's what we do want individually. But the "Slam Jam Nation" is about two things. Number one - it's about true wrestling. About the real high flying, ass kicking, bone crushing true, real wrestling. I mean face it - anyone can be hardcore, hell give a chair to Katie, and she'll smash it to your skull so hard, that you wish you newer laid your eyes on her.... melons.

Katie looks at Dave with a little angry look and Dave just stretches his aside, saying "What?". He then rises the mic back to his mouth and continues

Dave Carter
And number two - to get ourselves and citizens of the Slam Jam Nation some F...U...N.

Part of the crowd follows with cheers those three letter, while another part of the crowd still doesn't give any noticeable reaction.

Dave Carter
So only one thing left to say in from of millions and billions of fans, dozens of slack asses and jerk faces backstage and the whole Slam Jam Nation....

Dave hands the mic to Katie, who speaks up with soft feminine voice.

Katie Devoureaux
Get ready, because the show is about to... start!

Ludacris & Sum 41 - "Get Back" again starts to play and the scene slowly cuts off, leaving Katie, Dave and Ricky dancing, electrifying and posing to the crowd

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