Next Hardcore Champion

[Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus]

*The lights of the arena change to the colors of red, white, and blue as the entrance tunnel fills with sparks and "Remedy" by Seether blares throughout the arena. The silhouette of Jake appears in the tunnel as sparks shoot all around him.*

JP: Here comes Jake Diamond, what does he want now?

Ray: Not sure, but I know what I want from Jake...

*Jake bursts out of the entrance tunnel as a respond of boos fill the arena. Jake begins to make his way down the ramp, taunting some random fans. He stops at the feet of the ring and shoot his hands straight up in the shape of a diamond, he then hops into the ring and grabs a mic.*

JD: The Present and Future of Wrestling has arrived!

*"Jake Sucks" chants fill the arena, but Jake smiles back with a smug look on his face, and quickly flips off the audience and goes on.*

JD: Oh how original, Jake Sucks? I heard more original chants from infants. Mind you, what do I have to expect from you mindless drones? But I digress, the other reason I'm here other than to easily mock you herd of cattle, is to tell the sights of the Future I saw...[/b]

JP: The Future? What is he talking about?

Ray: I hope it's a future between me and him... Actually I'd go for a one night stand...

JD: All the men enter, followed by Jake
You'll all see moves that will make you body ache
One will be running, trying to find some brace
Down with The Diamond Cutter would be his last mistake!

You'll all see that seeing is believing
Another goes down after his skull is bleeding
The fans will be crying, too sad from grieving
All the remainders will be thinking that they're the ones succeeding

Two more fall after their gas tanks reach zero
The last that remain will fight for the last deniro
Audiences chills wil drop lower than subzero
Finally the last that remains, is the Hardcore Hero[/b]

*"Remedy" by Seether begins to blare over the PA as Jake stands in the middle of the ring, being hailed on by boos.*

JP: I'm glad he can rhyme, but he better put his money where his mouth is when he takes on five more sick sons of -

Ray: Quiet JP, he's so romantic...

*Jake's theme is suddenly cut off by a familiar theme that makes Jake stop what he's doing and stare blankly at the entrance tunnel.*

(((TBCB: Anyone in the Six-way Hardcore Title Match. No Attacks! OOC: I had to make a poem for English, so it was spur of the moment ;D)))

[jericho3]

stage goes dim my music goes off they see me mowing my front lawn,
the stage lights up from darkness with mist and then lightning comes down with a meteorite coming to the stage it hits and fiery flames everywhere are coming up. I go and slap my fans hands as they cheer for me and I walk down the ramp and do my signature taunt and bam red and white fireworks come from out behind me. I walk up to the ring and slide in. i walk to the center do my signature taunt and green flames and black flames come from the turnbuckles.

Skorpio picks up a mic.

Skorpio:What don't make me laugh, you think that you will be the winner and the next hardcore champion.

Jake:Definitely as if some weak and stupid person like you would.

Skorpio:I thank you for that poem you made me but just change that little Diamond cutter. Here is how i thin the poem should go.

Ray:I hope the poem is for me.

JP:As if why would Skorpio write a poem for you.

Skorpio clears his throat as he begins to tell the poem.

Skorpio: All the men enter, One man leaves.
The winner gets the championship, without wearing greaves.
Five will go down sinking while being steamed.
One will win almost as if he dreamed.

After Skorpio is done with you, you will be bleeding.
The 5 other men will feel my wrath.
The fans will also wan't to be heeding.
Hopefully the men will do their math.

After i am done I shall take a vacation at Rio de je Nero.
After Skorpio wins The losers will weep.
The winner shall feel like a Hardcore Hero.
Then they will return home and count their sheep.

Skorpio:My poem is much better than yours. Also I shall be the winner and be a Hardcore Hero.

TBC by anyone else involved in the match.

OOC:My poem is not that great but still good

[Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus]

(((OOC: By the way, Jake would never say "weak and stupid person" he's much more witty )))

*Jake stares aimlessly around the arena and begins to laugh uncontrollably.*

JD: Wow... Thanks I needed that. You don't realize how terrible the odds are stacked against you. Five other men who happen to be more experienced in a Hardcore environment than you are, and this match also includes three members of The Coven. Vladimir, Soundlab, and the Hardcore Hero, yours truly. So just go on and head back to your locker room because I don't have enough time for you bull shit.[/b]

JP: Jake really seems irritated by Skorpio interrupting him for a second time.

Ray: Oh boy! Jake might have to teach Skorpio a lesson. A SEXY lesson...

*Skorpio tries to speak but is cut off, resulting in the fans booing.*

JD: And all you player haters want to be me and you kids want to met me, but I greet thee with a smile because Jake Diamond goes the extra mile![/b]

*The tension in the ring is cut off by another participant's theme song blaring throughout the arena.*

JP: You've got to be kidding me! We may have the match right here tonight!

(((TBCB: One of the remaining participants. No attacks)))

[Vladimir T. Strife]

((I almost forgot I planned to respond to this!))

'All Hail The New Flesh' comes through the P.A. as the fans wait with anticipation to see what will happen next.

JP: That can only mean on thing... The Hardcore champion has something on his mind!
Ray: Something sexy, no doubt!
JP: ....Rrrrright. *sarcasticly*

Vladimir steps out from the back in his typical attire, belt slung over his shoulder. Holding a microphone in his hand, he raises it to his mouth.

"Did I just hear you right? The 2 of you sound pretty damn sure about winning... I think you've forgotten something though. Before you can hold that title high above your heads... you have to do the impossible! You'll have to beat the Messiah Of The Asylum.. The TRUE Submission Machine... The Hardcore King... The BEST Technical Fighty fighty person in the biz... VLADIMIR T. STRIFE!!"

JP: Wow... if his head gets any bigger, there might not be room for 5 more guys in the ring!

"I won this title over 2 weeks... I had to wrestle in a cage that was set on FIRE! I have scars across my back from that match to this day... And that wasn't even the end of the pain. The next week, I had to face The Classic Rocker for this title... In case you don't recall, I had so much barbed wire shoved into my face that I couldn't tell what protrusions were barbs and what was torn flaps of flesh and meat."

"That sick son of a b*tch then shattered my knee with a sledgehammer! They loaded my knee with screws and plates ot the point I could barely move it. Then, the next week, Rocker and Justin shattered that knee again with a conchairto of sledgehammers! Then dropped a steel cage onto my knee! I had to have my right kneecap surgically replaced."

"I have been stabbed with sickles, beat with chairs, broken with sledgehammers, ripped apart with barbed wire, busted knee, I've smelt my own flesh burning on several occassions, I've been blinded by my own blood, popped my eardrum, even fell 40 feet and through a ring!"

"I've been punished in SO many ways, I can't remember all of them anymore! And the 2 of you want to stand in that ring and claim to be hardcore? I'll admit, you both have stood in the ring with some impressive guys.. but nothing like this. You whined you wanted a shot at the Hardcore title... you've got it. Sit back and think about what you've gotten yourself into. You're stepping into a deadly environment with the man who is the king of the mountain, the top dog, numero uno, the champion! I got this belt by suffering, enduring, and destroying.. There was a man named Scar in that 4 way flaming cage match. Funny thing, that match happened to be the last we saw of him."

"Jake... we're Coven.. so we're going to have each others backs, I hope, until it comes down to the two of us. I have a little poem to add to this collection though.

Roses Are Red
Violets are blue...
At Dawn Of Destruction..
I'm going to beat the sh*t out of you!

If you believe in God, better talk to your priest
Because when the crowd comes alive, I'm coming unleashed
Bid goodbye to your mom, farewell to your dad
And screw the future, the present is here, and his name's Bad Lad Vlad!

Electricity flows, the waters run red
Think you'll survive, then you're sick in the head
"Holy Sh*t!" the crowd stands to chant..
As through the hell and the fire stands a 10-to-zip champ!"

Vladimir lowers the microphone and raises his head, looking back and forth slowly between Skorpio and Jake intimidatingly.

((TBCB anyone in the 6-man match))
(sorry it's so long, I'm very bored.)