Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 17, 2007 15:51:33 GMT -5
A silent arena, waiting in one of the breaks between matches. But instead of another star's music playing......
"It's five percent luck, ten percent skill. Fifteen percent concentrated power of will. Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain. And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!"
Red and blue lights sweep across the arena and settle on the top of the entryway, as the video of "Remember the Name" cuts into the best moves performed in-ring by the Human Wreckingball. A shower of red and blue sparks erupt either side of the stage entrance- and a man steps out from behind!
Crowd: Wreckingball! Wreckingball!
The Human Wreckingball steps out from behind the curtain of beautiful pyrotechnics and stands, facing the crowds.....then lifts his arms to the crowd and the turnbuckles and sides of the entry ramp explode into red and blue flames!
At the same time, the bottom of the arena, around the ring, has slowly and quietly been filling with heavy blue smoke.....
The flames die down and the Wreckingball makes his way down the side of the entry ramp, joking with the fans, shaking hands and signing autographs......
JP: *Cough....* What is it with this show-off!?
Wreckingball: Hey! Even my entrances are for the fans, not for you Jimmy. Now if you don't like it, I hear BGW is hiring.
(Wreckingball enters the ring)
Wreckingball: Yo, whats up GHW? (Crowd cheer and scream). Good. I think so too. Not only is my tag team partner sticking around for a while, GHW has another superstar....
Now, this man has a long and proud history as an indy fed superstar- so its not just any beefcake who can swing a chair....
In fact, many of the more devoted fans among you may have heard of him.
Ray: Oh, who is he? Get to the point you longwinded bore.
Wreckingball: I am talking about no other than the one and only Redman! Welcome aboard.
(The crowd cheer and applaud)
TBC Redman
"It's five percent luck, ten percent skill. Fifteen percent concentrated power of will. Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain. And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!"
Red and blue lights sweep across the arena and settle on the top of the entryway, as the video of "Remember the Name" cuts into the best moves performed in-ring by the Human Wreckingball. A shower of red and blue sparks erupt either side of the stage entrance- and a man steps out from behind!
Crowd: Wreckingball! Wreckingball!
The Human Wreckingball steps out from behind the curtain of beautiful pyrotechnics and stands, facing the crowds.....then lifts his arms to the crowd and the turnbuckles and sides of the entry ramp explode into red and blue flames!
At the same time, the bottom of the arena, around the ring, has slowly and quietly been filling with heavy blue smoke.....
The flames die down and the Wreckingball makes his way down the side of the entry ramp, joking with the fans, shaking hands and signing autographs......
JP: *Cough....* What is it with this show-off!?
Wreckingball: Hey! Even my entrances are for the fans, not for you Jimmy. Now if you don't like it, I hear BGW is hiring.
(Wreckingball enters the ring)
Wreckingball: Yo, whats up GHW? (Crowd cheer and scream). Good. I think so too. Not only is my tag team partner sticking around for a while, GHW has another superstar....
Now, this man has a long and proud history as an indy fed superstar- so its not just any beefcake who can swing a chair....
In fact, many of the more devoted fans among you may have heard of him.
Ray: Oh, who is he? Get to the point you longwinded bore.
Wreckingball: I am talking about no other than the one and only Redman! Welcome aboard.
(The crowd cheer and applaud)
TBC Redman