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Feb 20, 2007 14:28:43 GMT -5
Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 20, 2007 14:28:43 GMT -5
Several small, red and blue stagelights sweep across the audience and settle on the top of the entry ramp....and it is silent......
"Its five percent luck, ten percent skill. Fifteen percent concentrated power of will! Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain and a hundred percent reason to remember the name!"
As soon as "Remember the Name" begins, the roof of the arena blazes into blue light, with red spotlights shining down on the audience and the entry ramp. The Human Wreckingball strides confidently from behind a shower of blue, red and gold pyro and stands at the top of the entry ramp, looking over the crowd.....and raises his arms to them in adoration. The sides of the ramp and the turnbuckles explode into sheets of blue and red flames, that slowly die down......leaving the Human Wreckingball standing, at the top of the ramp, looking out over the crowd....however....he has a sheet of paper and a pen in his hand.
Wreckingball makes his way down the ramp, shaking the fans hands and reaches the ring. He pulls out a table, and sets it up in the ring, then grabs two chairs and sets them up either side of the table.......and sits there, looking up at the Titantron.
Ray: He's out here more than the managers now...... JP: Meh, they dont care. He's good entertainment, he helps this company, not himself....
Wreckingball: I'm guessing quite a lot of you don't know why I'm out here now, I know you're all thinking- "He doesn't have a match"....and you'd be right. Thing is, I got a problem. I have an awesome tag team partner......but I dont have anyone out there in singles matches, and it would be nice to have a manager, I think. So that's what the contract's for. Anyone in the back can come out, sign it, and then they will legally be my manager.
JP: What the!? Vlad could come out here, Jake Diamond..... Ray: Oh my...Wreckingball as a badguy...excuse me while I change my pants.... JP: You sicken me. This is a family show.
Wreckingball: Now before you come out....there is one, minor thing I should mention, that I forgot about. The hopeful who wants to be my manager has to beat me, the Human Wreckingball, in a best-of-three armwrestling match. If they win, then they have the choice of becoming my manager or not. If they lose....well...I would of course accept the honour of becoming their manager instead.
JP: What the!? Only a brave man or a madman would accept this!?
TBC
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Feb 20, 2007 16:20:58 GMT -5
Post by chemodeus on Feb 20, 2007 16:20:58 GMT -5
Live For The Moment by Monster Magnet starts to play thru the speakers , barely heard over all the ghw fans cheering and stomping there feet in excitement knowing who is about to show.
Ray: { screams } aahhhhhh .. it's the supreme goody two shoes .. ohh noo .. i think I'm going to cry !!
Jr: Settle down Ray .. Atleast he knows how to appreciate these great fans of GHW.
Yellow , orange and blue fireworks go off around the stage as yellow blue and red lights flash around the arena staying in time with the music. Every one looks towards the stage eagerly awaiting for Diablo to make an appearance .. but after some time nobody appears.
Ray: YES !! .. A false alarm .. see I knew Diablo didn't have the courage to face Wreckingball again , especially after the beat down he got.
Jr: That wasn't a beat down Ray , it was just a friendly match that Wreckingball was more prepared than Diablo. I wonder where Diablo is .. or what is going on with his entrance music playing but him not showing.
Just when every one settles down thinking Diablo is never going to show , all tho his music and lights are going and all thats left of his fireworks is a rising cloud of smoke. A beam of red light suddenly focuses towards the audience pin pointing a certain area .. then out of no where Diablo comes running thru the sea of people towards the ring jumping over the security barrier , then just as quick slides into the ring under the rope almost colliding with the desk Wreckingball has set up.
Jr: There he is Ray .. I told you he would show up.
Ray: Some one call security ... theres a madman loose in the building. { laughs to himself }
Diablo grins slightly as he grabs a mic from the table making Wreckingball slightly jump in surprise as he was expecting Diablo to make his way from the stage.
Diablo: So you need a manager huh ? all those taunts of Vlad the Sad got you with more than you can chew and you need someone to watch your back , while helping to become the next gold wearing , girl stealing fan loving son of a gun eh ? and you want this dude to beat you in best of three arm wrestling contest? .. well { looks at Wreckingballs size } you look like you got the strength over me .. bu have you got the moves ?
TBC.
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Feb 20, 2007 16:56:36 GMT -5
Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 20, 2007 16:56:36 GMT -5
(Wreckingball slightly jumps in surprise....)
Wreckingball: Heheh......I can deal with Vlad, or his "body guard". Which part of Vlad's body he guards, I've got a good idea. *Both men laugh* Now if I wanted someone to watch my back, I would have put "bodyguard" on the contract......
I know, I could entertain the fans awesomely without a manager. But I think, I could do so much more with someone more experienced on my side all the time. Thats why I need a manager.....and you know I got the moves. Let's go!
Round 1........Wreckingball and ELD sit down on opposite sides of the table....after a brief struggle....Wreckingball forces ELD's arm to the table.........Wreckingball grins and flexes his arms, showing off to the crowd. He grins at ELD....
Wreckingball: Well, seems like I got the moves....you better have the moves as well, bro... (ELD simply grins) Round 2: The two men flex and stretch...and put both arms on the table. After a long, arduous struggle, Wreckingball forces ELD's arm down....almost to the table...but ELD suddenly forces Wreckingball's arm back and down...and Wreckingball's hand hits the tabletop!
Ray: It's one-one! This really is a nail-biting finish...... JP: Good to see you didn't make a dirty joke about it. Ray: I'm too excited.
*Wreckingball exits the ring, and walks around the outside, stretching his arms and rubbing some feeling back into it, while ELD waits, apparently without any problems in his arm.......Wreckingball comes back to the ring, and sits down.*
Wreckingball: Well.....good luck bro. My arm's weak as anything now, bro....
Round 3: The two men begin wrestling again.....and after both arms swinging from side to side....finally....someone's arm brushes the table....*
TBC ELD.
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Feb 27, 2007 10:18:58 GMT -5
Post by chemodeus on Feb 27, 2007 10:18:58 GMT -5
But the brush of the arm was just part of the struggle as no one yet has the ability to get the others hand down. Even with a slight injury to his arm Wreckingball has more power than Diablo , while both a breaking a severe sweat trying to out do the other .. Wreckingball trying to put aside the pain .. and Diablo trying to dig deep into his reserves. Managing to ignore most of the pain from a injured muscle in his arm Wreckingball gets the upper hand and slowly drags Diablo's arm downwards to the table with all his Wrecking Crew behind him in a chorus of cheering and sheer excitement. Out of no where Diablo slightly lets off the pressure putting Wreckingball off guard who slightly looses his concentration and before he can regain his composure Diablo throws his arm to the table.
Ray: { shocked }
Jp: I don't know where Diablo pulled that strength from , but he somehow won the contest with a much stronger man.[/i]
Holding his arm feeling exhausted Diablo pauses for a moment regainning his breath before grabbing the mic ...
Diablo: Nice try bro .. you almost ripped my arm off tho. You ever been called a wookie ... { laughs in unison with the audience} Sorry about that last trick , but i had to test a theory .. I see alot of natural talent .. with me as your guide .. manager , I could teach you what it needs to break your lossing streak .. so what do you say friend .. we have a deal [/i]?[/color]
TBC Wreckingball .. ooc: Wrecking Crew is the name i have given your fans.
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Feb 27, 2007 13:19:42 GMT -5
Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 27, 2007 13:19:42 GMT -5
OOC: Why thankyou.
*Wreckingball raises an eyebrow*
Wreckingball (mock-sarcastically): Why, let me think.....of course we do!
*The fans roar in applause*
Wreckingball: I gotta say though, I was kind of hoping I'd beat you, for a moment. It's going to be fun being managed by you....but it might have been even more fun managing you....
ELD: Hehe....I like things the way they are. *Crowd laugh*
Wreckingball: Yeah, I'm just glad its not Vlad or that pet of his....or is Vlad the pet? I really can't tell anymore. All I know is, they go everywhere together. If they'd come out, I probably would have kicked the chair from underneath them......I mean, the prospect of having Vlad as my manager.....it's not scary, just freaky. (Is interrupted by Ray)
Ray: Wait, they go everywhere together?
Wreckingball: Everywhere.
Ray: Even there?
Wreckingball:......Yes.
(To the fans) I would say that this is the greatest moment in the history of GHW.....but I've said that too many times before. Thing is, there's always a greater one....and with my good friend managing me.....I promise an endless supply of them!
(Fans: Yay!)
Wreckingball (Shouting): Because.......THE DAY OF WRECKONING HAS ARRIVED!
(Fans are on their feet, cheering.)
Ray: Eep.
TBC ELD
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Feb 28, 2007 13:44:33 GMT -5
Post by chemodeus on Feb 28, 2007 13:44:33 GMT -5
Two fireballs suddenly explode from the roof above the ring towards the entrance stage setting off smaller fire works to explode around the edge of the stage causing both ELD and Wreckingball to jump in surprise. Before either can settle down Joker and the Thief by Wolfmother begin to play thru the speakers as a stunned audience sit almost quiet wondering who this is and what exactly is going on. Ray: What the hell is going on here Jimmy , I don't have anything about what is happening now. Jp: I'm as clueless as you are right now Ray.Crazy Boy appears from behind the curtains , both arms raised pointing outwards . Coming out to the ring , this time not in a full body costume or mask, just wearing a black sleeveless shirt, fingerless gloves and black pants that have white stripes and held up by a white belt. On his shirt apart from the white pattern is one word clear as crystal ... MADNESS. Ray: Ahh .. Jimmy .. I thought Diablo A.K.A Crazy Boy was in the ring with Wreckingball ?? Jp: Diablo is in the ring with Wreckingball Ray .. Atleast i thought it was Diablo.Walking down the ramp Crazy Boy high fives people on one side and walks back up the ramp slapping the hands on the other side before running to the ring sliding under the bottom rope. Jumping back to his feet Cb walks over to the table grabbing a mic looking at the shocked expression on Wreckingballs face. Cb: Well while you recover Wreckingball theres just one thing i would like to say ... well two things .. I'M BACKKK OHH YEAHH !!! TBC Wreckingball.
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Feb 28, 2007 15:08:59 GMT -5
Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 28, 2007 15:08:59 GMT -5
Wreckingball looks completely, utterly stunned......
Wreckingball:..............uh.....Welcome back. I'm really glad to see you made it to GHW......but I got a problem now.
*Wreckingball looks to ELD and Crazy Boy*
Ray: Wreckingball's kind of cute when he's confused.
Wreckingball:.......
JP: This truly is a night to remember.......Crazy Boy's back! Ray: What I want to know is, did he ever leave?
Wreckingball: Ray....that's the most sensible thing I heard you say since I got here. I thought it was Crazy Boy under the mask, but now I got no idea who it is. I mean, I really would quite like to know who my new manager is.
(Wreckingball grins to the crowd)
Wreckingball: Anyways, I said there were greater moments ahead, and ya know.....I was right! I'm honoured, and privileged to welcome back to the ring....the one and only Crazy Boy!
*The crowd cheer very, very loudly*
Wreckingball: Now........a moment of silence please. Thankyou. Crazy Boy...it's been a long time. I'm just itching to find out what's happened since the last time I saw you...
Ray: I'm just itching. Wreckingball: You should get that seen to.
TBC Crazy Boy/ ELD....
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