ONE LAST MATCH!

[Tommy Musashi]

JP: What a show we have for you tonight. Seeing some of the most magnificent Fighty fighty persons on the planet!

Ray: And even some of the fabulous looking men!

JP: I guess Ray, but we...

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME

Ray: oooh.. I like a man who cuts off Jimmy.

JP: You shutup, but I think I heard about Hyper Elf coming out to say something. I wonder what he has to say?

Never gonna stop by Rob Zombie blares through Arena. The Elf comes bursting through curtain in a white t-shirt and blue ragged jeans as the audience reacts with a standing ovation to the Hyper Elf.

JP: Ya know, even with Hyper being eliminated at the same time with Skorpio in that Electirc pool match. The people still love this Elf!

Ray: I sure love them.. hehe..

Hyper paces his way down the ramp, high fiving people and quickly signing a couple autographs. Ray gladly handed Hyper a mic, but didn't let go of it. JD slaps Ray in the back of the head, telling him to let go. Finally Hyper was able to make in the ring with a mic. He paces around the arena listening to audience. Stopping in the middle of the ring, he tilts his head up with the mic close to his lips.

Right before he was going to speak a Hyper chant starts all over the arena. Hyper puts down the mic to rest, and listens to the crowd.

Hyper: HELLO ADDICTS!

*long pause soaking in the defeaning cheers*

Hyper: First off, I would like to apologize on not winning that Hardcore title on your behalf. But did I give a hell of a match or what!?

*The audience burst into an agreeable cheer*

Hyper: Now, after that match. I realized that my schedule could not partake in almost 2-3 shows a week. So I will have to let go of one show, and sadly... Its going to be this one. Now now everyone, don't cry.. I decided for all of your entertainment, I will have ONE LAST MATCH!

*loud pop*

Hyper: Now you all will probably asking. Who will I face? What kind of insane match will I be in this time? Well actually.. I think I will let you all decide!

*Hyper leans over the rope toward the entrance*

Hyper: I'm calling out any superstar from the back that would love to face me in some extreme match, some match that can put career to the next step. In fact, just facing the Hyper Elf one on one can boost your career sky high! So anybody and everybody.. GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THIS RING! So this damn audience can choose Hypers opponent!

tbc anybody

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

The lights fade out, to nothing, and Hyper is left standing, alone, in darkness.....while pinpoint, blue and red lights shine down onto the crowd, and wander to the entrance ramp.....as a heavy, blue mist begins to fill the ringside, at the bottom of the arena.

A cold, hollow sounding bell rings, as the introduction to "This Glass Prison" by Dream Theater plays...as soon as the guitar hits, all four turnbuckles explode into columns of blue and red flame- but Hyper is un-nerved. A shower of blue, red and green sparks spray over the top of the entry ramp, and the Human Wreckingball steps out from behind the curtain of sparks. As the Human Wreckingball steps out from the backstage, most of the crowd jump to their feet and begin cheering "Wreckingball! Wreckingball!"

The Human Wreckingball stands at the top of the entry ramp, and raises his arms to the crowd in adoration.......and the sides of the entry ramp burst into blue and red flame, too!
Wreckingball makes his way down the ramp, shaking hands and signing autographs and posing for photos with the fans....then enters the ring.

Wreckingball: I'll be more than happy to have a match with you, Hyper....but you said yourself, you want to let the crowd decide. Personally, I think it'll be a shame for you to leave this show, so I came out here to give you and the fans a match none of you would ever forget.

(The crowd cheer, frantically)

Wreckingball: I came out here because I think that you have become a legend- and I think you deserve to leave in the most exciting and stylish way possible. And it would also be quite good to have a match against you, anyway.....

(Wreckingball offers Hyper his hand)

Wreckingball: So what do you say? Will I get the honour of your last match?

TBC Hyper

[Tommy Musashi]

Hyper stares down at the hand that was placed in front of him.

JD: Will he accept?

Hyper gives a grin looking back at HW.

Hyper: Ya know Human Wreckingball. You have surely improved, but like I said. It is not my choice, It is the fans choice. See, if I have to give somebody advice on being a great. You have to think on not winning the match, not winning the title. But to give the best damn match you can to the people! But please stay, until the others show up. If.. They even have the nerve to appear in my presence.

JD: oook... Very awkward speech by the Energetic one.

tbc anybody

[Alex Stall]

The lights in the arena complete black out as the titantron kicks in with a man with black hair stands with his back to the crowd. The red trenchcoat the man wears radiates around the 666 in black bloodsplatter on the back of it. The loudspeakers kick in with.

Voice: Woe To You! Oh Earth And Sea! For The Devil Sends The Beast With Wrath, Because He Knows The Time Is Short! Let He Who Hath Understanding Wreckon The Number Of The Beast, For It Is A Human Number! It's Number Is 666!

The intro to Number Of The Beast plays over the loudspeakers and the lights strobe quickly and the intro ends with a spectacular show of pyros and Alex walks out onto the stage holding a microphone. The crowd cheers wildly, outstripping that of what they did for Human Wreckingball easily. Alex walks down to the ring, clapping hands and signing autographs on the way. He slides into the ring and holds his hand up for silence and looks at Hyper Elf with a smile on his face. He raises the mic to his lips and everyone goes quiet.

Alex: So, it's your final match on Revelation. I say that the crowd may agree that to go out in style, why not go out in a match f your choice against your very own General Manager. I've yet to get to face you yet Hyper, and I didn't want to lose the chance. Lets let this crowd decide though.

Alex says and the crowd cheers again. Alex lets the mic fall to his side and looks out at the crowd and turns back to Human Wreckingball and Hyper Elf. The man smiles and leans back on the ropes, waiting for someone to come down or Hyper to make up his mind.

[Hayabusa]

Gackts Lust for blood comes over the PA sending the crowd into a loud boisterous boo as smoke begins to trail down the ramp way purple and green strobe lights begin to go off as smoke raises in front of the back stage. A petite women comes walking out from the back in a short red skirt, with knee high pumps, and a tight half shirt that hugs her upper body and shows off her defined abs with a sparkling belly ring. The men in the crowd start whistling and catcalling the Fighty fighty persons stop and turn there attention to the lady on the stage.

JP:Who is that women? The music sounds familiar but thats a smoking woman on the stage. Who is she?

Ray: I don't know but she has taken the attention from the guys in the ring which is not fair.

The lady turns and points to the entrance way and through the smoke walks Rurouni, he has his hooded trench on and the strobe lights continue to flicker which causes Rurouni to appear like he is walking in slow motion, the glint of metal is seen in his right hand as the crowd goes from whistling to booing again. Rurouni stands on stage playing to the crowd as the lady claps her hands and smiles as the two proceed to walk down the ramp way.

JP:Rurouni looks so focused since his lady came over wow, this could be trouble for all who fight him.

Ray: JP, I think we need to have the owners put in a no women policy that way my views wouldn't' be ruined and I could enjoy this more.

JP: I am sure Ray, it wouldn't' take much to have you removed.

Rebekka continues to lead Rurouni down the ramp way the men in the front roll are having trouble keeping there eyes of Rebekka as she saunters, Rurouni continues to play to the booing crowd as they get to the bottom of the ramp way, Rebekka jumps up onto the apron and does the splits as she slithers in under the bottom rope. Rurouni goes to the steel steps and walks up them before sliding between the second and third one and entering the ring with the 3 other guys in the ring. The three men in the ring continue to eye Rebekka there attention drawn to her. Rurouni climbs a turnbuckle and pulls the hood back as he growls at the crowd before jumping down. Rebekka motions for a mic and HW being the gentlemen that he is gives up his mic, Rebekka takes it from him and runs her painted finger nails gently down his cheek before laughing and turning her attention to the crowd.

JP:HW seems to have her attention, wonder how he did that?

Ray: That was just disgusting a women should not be allowed to do that to a man.

Rebekka smiles as she begins to speak in a soft sultry Asian voice.

Rebekka"Well now, gentlemen since it seems that this Fighty fighty person who calls himself Hyper Elf is looking for an a opponent for an extreme match? I have something that you may want to consider before picking from these others."

JP: What could she have up her sleeve, You can surely bet that its going to favor her man.

Ray: I don't care what she says as long as when she is done she leaves the ring.

Rebekka"I say you should step into the ring with my man Rurouni here in what is considered a very life changing match. Here's the set up, First these ring ropes are replaced all the way around with Razor wire. Next in each corner there are things called Firestone's.. Simply put they are space heaters wrapped in barbed wire. in the ring are two garbage cans that are filled with light tubes, an ice pick, a staple gun and various other stuff. Out side the ring is a weed whacker, a chain saw, and a pistol unloaded of course. Then the whole ring is surrounded in a electrified thunder dome cage, so no way to escape if you get scared for your life, and finely in the middle of the ring is a tank of piranha's the goal of this match is to submerse your opponents head into said piranha tank for 10 secs."

JP: Oh my god! that is just insanely sick, someone could die in a match of that type...Hyper would be crazy to accept a match like that..Hopefully the fans no whats good for Hyper.

Ray: I don't know if I could call that match JP, I would end up losing my lunch five ways from Sunday in a match like that.

The crowd murmurs among themselves as Rurouni looks over to Hyper and grins at him the sickle still in his right hand and the chain wrapped around his left hand. Rebekka stands there next to her man and waits for Hyper's answer as the other Fighty fighty persons look on with morbid looks on there face.

TBC

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

Wreckingball simply stands in the ring, looking rather frustrated....and mesmerised at Rebbeka, as she finishes her speech.....blushing slightly....
Wreckingball (muttering): Oh man I need a cold shower.

JP: What a lady's man.....he's more of a lady's man than you'll ever be, Ray....
Ray: I would make a joke now....but you would beat me senseless, and I'm quite interested.

(Wreckingball regains his composure)

Wreckingball:..........This is a problem. Now, I can;t think why anyone would just want to watch anyone get their face eaten by pirahnas, not even Hawkeye's little pet.......I mean, I wouldn't mind, but it's not really family friendly, ya dig?

(Wreckingball thinks for a while)
Wreckingball: Alex....I think it'll probably work out that you'll get your match with Hyper, unless someone even more popular and big with the fans comes out here. If the fans do decide to choose you as his last opponent....I still want to be a part of this match. So if it is you versus Hyper, I would like to ask if I could be the referee for the match?

JP: An interesting proposal.....but it might prove fruitless. Wreckingball might even get his match....it all depends on the fans. Or Rorouni could even win, just so the fans can watch Hyper dunk his head in pirahnas.

Wreckingball: .............I'm sure that whoever the fans choose, it will be a match to remember.

TBC

[jericho3]

White and nerdy hits the PA system as Skorpio walks out.
Skorpio walks down the ramp slapping the fans hands.
The crowd cheers like crazy as Skorpio walks down the ramp.
Suddenly Skorpio stops at the end of the ramp turns around to face it and does his signature taunt when bam red and white fireorks come out. Skorpio gets in the ring as flames come from the turnbuckles. Skorpio grabs the mic from Alex.

Alex:Hey what do you think you are doing. Thats my m.........


Skorpio:Hey shutup ok. Now heres what I wanted to say. Hyper you and me put up a hell of a fight in that electric pool match didnt we.
But my suicidal attitude eliminated us both at the same time. So I am here to say lets have a rematch. But heres the deal. It will be me vs Hyper vs Rurouni vs Alex vs Wreckingball in a over the top rope battle royal elimination. There will be weapons in the ring weapons outside the ring and there will be an electric tank with water in it. There will also be an electric cage around the ring but like a 5metre gap between it and the ring. To eliminate someone you either send them over the top rope or chuck them or do whatever you want to them to get them In the tank for ten seconds and it cant just be there head. One more thing Rebekka how would you like to be the special ref. But of course it is up to the crowd.


JP:He is crazy and if he provails rebekka can make rurouni win.

Ray:At least we get to see the men.

JP:The men wont be able to wrestle as well with the lovely and sexy rebekka in the ring.

The crowd cheer for his crazy attitude.

Everyone looks amazed at what skorpio is saying.

Skorpio then smirks and waits for a response

TBC by anybody in the ring.

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

(Wreckingball looks quite amused.....)

Wreckingball: Skorpio......it's good to see you out here. In fact....I believe I already owe you a match, that we've still got to fight......what was it, submission in a steel cage? Thing is, I dont think I could bring myself to throw anyone in an electric tank....but if that's what the crowd want, I guess I'll just have to learn.
Heh, after this, I'll definately be wanting a rematch from Skorpio anyways.

(Wreckingball suddenly starts laughing)....I can't imagine who else'll come out tonight....probably the rest of the roster....now that would be fun.

[Tommy Musashi]

Hyper stands their astonished at the proposals and people who came to the ring.

JP: I think Hyper doesn't know what to say.

Ray: I would too if that many gorgeous men stood in front of me ready to pluck.

He lifts the mic up, but ends up chuckling to himself for a couple seconds. After regaining his composure he decisively speaks into the microphone.

Hyper: What in the BLUE Hell is this!? Is this some kind of parade of freaks? No! Skorpio, I'm glad you came out here, and this weird freak of a human that IS Hawkeyes pet.

*He steps over to the young lady*

Hyper: But who the hell are you? Did you come out here to wrestle me?

Rebekka: No!

Hyper: Then why did you come out here? I didn't ask for "managers" or Hoes like you to come out here to the ring. I'm just looking for pure Fighty fighty persons! So you can get your candy ass out of here! And if you are really up to it. Go ahead and sneak into my locker room after the show, and maybe I will schedule you a "match."

Rouruni steps up growling, but Hyper instinctively backs away a few steps.

Hyper: Whoah whoah, hold on there big man. But I am kind of disappointed in Hawkeye. I mean, look at this! Hawkeye who is supposedly the cruiser weight champion! But hes afraid to come down here? Thats pitiful. But moving on to further things. I really like all of your match ideas, but like I said.. It is not my choice. It is the fans, and Human Wreckingball, you still have a chance. So don't worry about it.

Now I'm going to wait for a few more Fighty fighty persons to come down to this ring. And if they don't, I will go back in those locker rooms, and beat the living shit out of you myself! Now get down here!

JP: Can you hear the crowd? They are loving it!

Ray: Oh yeah, I like it win Hyper talks dirty. It gives him that bad boy impression.. mmmmm.. yummy...

[Hayabusa]

Rebekka" Hyper Elf, you know I would like to know where you got this notion about me or for that matter my man Rurouni. As for Hawkeye I am greatful that he took Ruroni under his wing and helped him...A man of Hawkeye's stature carries a lot of weight.When you take into account all the titles he has held not only over here in America but overseas as well."

Rebekka saunters over to Hyper elf she looks him up and down and then gently runs her long fingernails down Hyper's cheek then turns back and walks over by her man.

Rebekka"Hyper Elf, I notice your missing a chunk of forehead and you seem to still be bruised from that electric pool match. Which I must say was brutal...but I think that you should have a bit more respect for a man such as Hawkeye, also you should have respect for me. I like to be nice but pardon the American expression...I can be a (censored)"

Rebekka looks over to Alex and smiles before addressing him.

Rebekka" Alex I saw your match against Hawkeye...You have desire and talent but you lack the experience...But I do see in the near future your be as great, maybe even greater then Hawkeye the man you respect who doesn't seem to return the favor."

Rurouni looks over at Hyper Elf his hand begins to raise in the air the sickle slowly raising it up but Rebekka stops him and strokes him and whispers into his ear and he lowers his arm. Rebekka puts the mic back to her lips and speaks.

Rebekka"Now then, I guess we should let the crowd here decide.

JP: The crowd is going to decide who Hyper fights this should be good.

Ray: Damn it, Hyper almost put that disgusting thing in her place.

The crowd goes crazy at being able to decide the fate of Hyper and the type of match.

TBC

[Tommy Musashi]

Through Rebekka's entire speech, Elf began to get more irritated.

Hyper: You shut the hell up woman! After listening to you blabber your mouth off, you really got me thinking about another seducing witch of your kind! And trust me woman, unlike other men.. I can keep my cool, and control my hormones. Especially *censor* like you! Now don't make me tell you again. Get out of this ring, before I beat the living shit out of you myself!I didn't call your ass out here. And no offense to you Rouroni, but you can try to protect her all you want, but I have faced through more then just a creature like you. So if I have to, I will whoop your ass too!

JP: I think Hyper is about snap!

tbc anybody

[Tommy Musashi]

After a long pause, and no one else coming to the ring. Hyper takes a deep breath before preceding his plan.

Hyper: Well, it looks like the rest of the roster wants a whoopin'. Thats find with me, I don't mind going backstage and beating the shit out of them. BUT before we move into that.. I say its time to choose!

*Crowd pop*

Alright! Fans, Addicts! Who should the Hyper face!?

The audience scream out all the Fighty fighty person names in the ring simultaneously.

Hyper: Alright alright! I have an idea!

He pauses, looking over at the Fighty fighty persons, grinning.

Hyper: How about Rouruni!

JP: Figures, since they have been arguing.

Hyper: and Alex Stall!

JP: Does he want to get his ass kicked by two men on the same side? What bravery.

Hyper: VS! Human Wreckingball and yours truly... HYPER ELF!

*Crowd leap to their feet loving the idea.*

Hyper: Now for the match? Oh don't worry.. I have an idea. I mean, the idea is not as stupid as the one this Ho thought of, but thats alright. This match has only been done once in history. Its called *long pause* The Bear Pit!

*The Fighty fighty persons look confused, and about to crack up*

Ray: What the hell is that?

JP: oh, I think I've heard about that match.

Ray: What is it!?

JP: ssh.. Listen.

Hyper: Theres no "light tubes" or "icicles." Peh, to tell you the truth, I don't see whats so entertaining about that. This is a 40 ft. deep 100 ft. in diameter Bear pit. In the pit you will find Tables, Ladders, Chairs, and sometimes you will be able to find matches and a tank of gasoline to have some heating fun. Also on the walls of the pit are strips of barbed wire in a vertical direction. Now the great thing about this match, is no one can escape. And the only way you can win is by keeping one of your opponents down for a 10 count, just like a Last man Standing. Now, I know Hawkeye loves hardcore matches.. And I know you Alex, and him have recently formed a tag team. So you two can face me and HW, or you can go ahead and team up with the big angry freak over here.

HW coughs in the background like if to say something.

Hyper: Oh yeah, Human WreckingBall.. Would you like to help me take down a couple members of the Coven with me?

*He says with a big evil grin*

tbc

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

Human Wreckingball looks back at Hyper....with a shocked expression. That very slowly....turns into a grin.

Wreckingball: Take down a couple of Coven members!? Why Hyper....you didn't even need to ask! You know....I came out here, thinking I'd be happy with just a regular singles match agains you. Now, I've got the chance to take out Hawkeye....I can also show his other pet just what people think of him.

*Wreckingball glares at Alex.....*

I promise.... that after this match, Alex will have a long, long time to think about what happens to people who trick the fans like that.....and I think Hawkeye will, too....

Hyper......I'm honoured to accept your tagteam offer. I don't usually do hardcore matches, but I wouldn't miss this for the world!

JP: *Gulp* I dont think it matters whether the Coven win or lose.....being in a pit with a very energetic Hyper's bad enough.
Ray: Energetic, eh?
JP: Well....it gets worse. Now, Alex and Hawkeye are in a pit with Hyper...who wouldn't be a pushover on his own....and a very, very p***ed off Wreckingball.
Ray: Isn't he always p***ed off?
JP: Yeah.....he's starting to make the Coven look calm in comparison.
Ray: I don't think so. He doesn't go white with rage....Vlad's so cute when he does that.
JP: Thats lack of sun.
Ray: Oh.

Wreckingball: It's a shame you're quitting this show, Hyper. I really did hope I'd have a match against you sometime.....but this is better than I could ever have imagined. Thankyou.

Alex.....Hawkeye....you might be the Coven- but..... (shouts): I am the Human Wreckingball! And you're all scheduled for demolition! Just like your buddy Vlad's room!

*The crowd begin cheering, with a few boos.*

Wreckingball: Just like your buddy Vlad's room!

*The crowd laugh and cheer....but some of Alex's fans boo.*

TBC

[Vladimir T. Strife]

OOC: Uh-oh... you said his name...

[jericho3]

Skorpio:What miss out me huh. Sounds about right just because i eliminated you in that electric pool match. Now you have a grudge against me. Well guess what you shall face hell over the next couple of weeks. I am not lying miss me out of that match man you made a big mistake there is one thing you could do make me speacial ref for the match or add just me on my own team or add me and T-BONE.

Hyper just looks at Skorpio glaring.

JP:hyper could at least include skorpio in the match.

Ray:When will he include me.

JP:one place your dreams.