Hyper Elf Prank #1

[Tommy Musashi]

The scene opens with Hyper Elf facing the camera backstage. He seems to be a little closer to the camera then usual.

Hyper: Hello everybody, its your ol' Hyper here. And well, I'm on a mission to umm.. well, I don't know. Forget that.. Anyway, down the hall way here. Go ahead, look.. You see that guy down there?.. uh.. yeah, that guy who is like.. hurting that poor stagehand.. ouch.. That has to hurt.. oh, didn't know you could do that. Anyway, I am going to go down there and thank Vlad for joining my team to fight against the Forsaken Angels!

The camera looks down and notices the pie in a box.

Hyper: alright, so lets do this!

Hyper Elf heads down the hallway as the camera follows him.

Hyper: Hey Vlad whats up!?

Vlad: Oh hey Hyper, not much.. just uh.. Playing with this nice stage hand..

Stagehand: heelp mee..

*Vlad kicks him*

Hyper: um.. Anyway, I got you this pie!

Vlad: What for?

Hyper: Joining my team! Against the Forsaken Angels.

Vlad: oh thanks man!

Vlad opens the lid and notices the empty bottom of the box, and Hypers hand, but it was too late. Hyper launches the pie into Vlads face.

tbc Vlad

[Vladimir T. Strife]

Vladimir lets go of the wide eyed stage hand and he goes running like a bomb was about to go off. Vladimir raises his hands to his face slowly and wipes pie out of his eyes and flings it off his hands. In the middle of thick cream stare 2 ominous eyes at Hyper, looking as though they held the fires of hell within them.

"WHAT IN THE HELL!?!"

Hyper grins widely, but takes a step back in caution. Pie falls off of Vladimir's face slowly.

"I...."

Vladimir takes a heavy step forward as Hyper takes one backwards.

"HATE...."

Vlad wipes more pie off of his face as he takes another step forward again, Hyper takes a step back in unison.

"Banana cream, couldn't you have went with chocolate or something?"

Hyper laughs and then shrugs.

"Eh, they were out. What can you do?"

"Oh, so you bought it? Couldn't even make it yourself? Shows how much you care!"

"I thought it was the thought that counted?"

Vlad sighs jokingly, continuing to joke about with him.

"That's what they all say.."

Lizzie Morna walks up, her microphone out in front of her.

"Hyper, Vlad, could I get a minute of your time possibly?"

Vlad pushed the cream on his finger into her mouth.

"Have some pie."

Lizzie, surprised by it, swallows the banana cream pie piece that Vlad pushed into her face.

"So, guys... How do you plan on beating The Forsaken Angels? And... what the hell happened here?"

"Well, what happened was that Hyper hit me in the face with a pie while I was trying to make a new friend."

"FRIEND! You had his arm twisted up behind his back like a human pretzel!"

"Well, his back itched. I was helping him reach it."

"Ah, I see. Thoughtful guy here, isn't he? Anyhow, you asked how do we plan on beating the Forsaken Angels? Well, that's a simple one Lizzie. We're going to pin them... I think.. how do you win this match again, Vlad?"

"I don't know. It was YOUR idea!"

"Really? Oh yeah, it was."

"Guys... What I meant was... oh, nevermind!"

Lizzie walks off, astonished at Hyper Elf's goofiness yet again.

Vlad and Hyper shrug and continue on their way down the hallway.

"So... about that prank... That was good. Really good, but..."

Hyper raises an eyebrow in curiousity.

"But what?"

Vladimir imitates Daffy Duck to the best of his abilities.

"OF COURTHE YOU KNOW... THITH MEANS WAR!"

Vladimir and Hyper both grin at the idea.

"Oh, it's on, man!"

"You better believe it!"

The camera fades out as they continue on their way.

End Of Thead, Comments Welcome

((OOC: Hyper, the war has begun))

[Alex Stall]

LOL, Vlad laughing... scary.....

*Immitating an abridged series some may know*

"Vladimir, why are you smiling, it's really creepy Vlad!"

"Vlad smiling, thats the most disturbin' thing I've ever seen"

"Every time Vlad smiles, a puppy dies"