Final Man Of Team Diamond

[Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus]

The lights in the arena change to the colors of red, white, and blue as "Remedy" by Seether blares over the PA. The crowd stand up in anticipation as the entrance tunnel is filled with sparks and Jake's silhouette appears. "Jake Sucks" and "U.S.A." chants echo from the audience as Jake casually walks out with a light tube in hand and draped with the American flag across his shoulders and back.

JP: Here comes Jake Diamond, the front man of the team that will be taking on Human Wreckingball's team in a Survivor War Games match.

Ray: He already inducted the sensual, and always sexy Alex Stall and Hawkeye...

Jake walks down the ramp casually and ignores the comments from the fans. Jake hits the foot of the ring and stretches his arms out, spreading the flag across his shoulders and back and is followed by a explosion from the titantron. Jake runs up the steps and grabs a mic.

JD: The Present and Future of Wrestling... Has Arrived!

A mixed reaction of cheers and boos are heard as Jake walks around the ring with a large grin across his face.

JD: Well ladies and gentlemen. Hicks and hoes, encase you've been living under a rock here's what you've missed. At Total Carnage you'll all see the "Hardcore Hero" Jake Diamond and a special team destroy the "demolished one" Human Wreckingball and his team in a no disqualification Tornado Tag Team Elimination match, or more specifically a Survivor War Games match. Now I'm still waiting on Human Wreckingball's team to be announced, but it won't really matter because already apart of Team Diamond is Alex Stall and Hawkeye.

Another resounding response of both cheers and boos echo throughout the PA at the announcement of the two competitors.

JD: I've yet to announce my fourth and final partner and I'm going to do so, but not at this very moment but still very soon, I'd just like to address an issue first. Human Wreckingball you said that I had better watch the knife of Alex Stall because in your own words you said that the last time you checked, Alex Stall was the last person I'd trust. Well my little pawn that's exactly what The Coven wanted you to think, but I suppose I've said too much already. The rest will be determined after Total Carnage...

Ray: Will he go on with it already?! The suspense is killing me!

JP: I know what you mean this time Ray, the fans are at the edge of their seats!

JD: Now without further adieu, I'd like to introduce the last member of my team. He brings new meaning to the word "hardcore" and is probably one of the most sick people I've seen, if not on the face of the earth. He is the one... The only...

The arena goes to a complete silence as the fans jump up to their feet to hear, but Jake Diamond simply stops and points at the entrance tunnel with his light tube.

(((TBCB: The man who I told to reply to this, and I confirmed with ONLY.)))

[soundlab]

The arena light's start to flicker ed as Tilt-a-whirl by the insane clown posse hits the PA. Soundlab stands at the top of the ramp in jeans and a black and red hockey top.

JP: What has Diamond done

Ray: This is a joke JP

JP: No Ray thats the final man in Team Diamond but why anyone would trust this twisted individual is beyond me.

Sl turns back toward the back of the stage and reappears with GI Ho and carrying a weed whacker. He starts the whacker and holds it above his head before heading to the ring with GI Ho grabbing a Mic on the way

Ray: This was such a sexy team

JP: why are you surprised he's a member of the covern and a hardcore icon who don't give a damn

Ray: but he's not sexy JP

AS SL enters the ring he stops the weed whacker and slumps into the corner of the ring with his head down and arms over the middle rope

GI Ho: Ladies and Jaggalos, Believers and non believers, in a Survivor's War only the insane, only those without regard for there own body, only those willing to go that extra mile will survive. Jake he's in this match not 'case he likes you, don't get him wrong there and not because he's a member of the covern. Soundlab is in this match because when the 15 foot high steel is erected around the ring there is no escape, there is no mercy and there is no stopping the carnival, sugar

Sl stands up out of the corner and walks over to JD stands nose to nose with him. Jake takes a step back and glances at GI Ho

Jake: Get that puppie under control girl. He may be on Team Diamond but ill still take him out if he starts. I know there is (mocking)no stopping the carnival. Hell in a match like this you need a least one sick nut job. So why not have them watch your back in it.

GI Ho: Indeed, Now why don't you boys play nice and i may even play nice with you both later.

GI Ho exits the ring as Soundlab climbs to the middle turnbuckle starts the weed whacker and holds it above his head staring into the crowd.

[Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus]

JP: Well ladies and getnlemen... Jake Diamond has enlisted the services of The Dark Carnival, Human Wreckingball if defiantly going to have his hands full.

Ray: But JP, he can't even trust his team! Soundlab is too sick and twisted and Alex Stall has been screwing Jake Diamond out of everything left and right!

JD: Human Wreckingball! I've announced my army as of now, and I've given you the option of choosing anyone back in that locker room. I've also given you what you wanted. You wanted a piece of The Coven, well here it is. It looks like Kingbear, Vladimir Strife, and Black Dragon are the only ones missing from the party but don't count them out just yet. I highly suggest you get started, because the future is marked soley for The Coven.

Another split down the middle reaction echo's from the audience, splitting The Coven's fans apart from Human Wreckingball's fans. Jake heads to the other turnbuckle parallel from soundlab and spreads the American flag across his shoulders. He raises the mic to his lips one final time.

JD: The clock is ticking, and time is winding down in our little game. This is a revolution my patriot's, and your either with The Coven or with that degenerate Human Wreckingball. You decide, because when the dust settles and the blood stops flowing it'll be us who'll be standing over Team Wreckingball. And that... That's your future.

"Remedy" by Seether blares over the PA with split cheers for Wreckingball and The Coven almost drowning out the sound of the weed whacker and Jake's theme music.

JP: At Total Carnage we'll see The Coven taking on Human Wreckingball's team in a traditional Survivor War Games match and I'm already looking forward to this blood bath.

Ray: Jake's going to hurt his pretty little face again JP, and there will be sexy man meat all over the place... count me in.

(((END OF THREAD)))

[Tommy Musashi]

OOC: *sarcasm* Wha? Circus from the interview meaning Soundlab? I would never have guessed that.

I knew it. XD But I'm guessing you meant the smart ones to know who it was.