Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Mar 7, 2007 18:54:07 GMT -5
The lights in the arena change to the colors of red, white, and blue as "Remedy" by Seether blares over the PA, cutting off Human Wreckingball's speech. The crowd stand up in anticipation as the entrance tunnel is filled with sparks but Jake's usual silhouette appearance is missing. "Jake Sucks" and "U.S.A." chants echo from the audience but there are still no signs of Jake.
JP: Where's Jake Diamond? He said he was going to come out here tonight but he's pulling a no show...
Ray: Wait JP, look beside the stage! The spotlight's over there, I wonder- Oh my...
A loud sound of an engine drowns out the audience when suddenly from the other side of the entrance ramp a M3 Light Tank comes rolling out, to the crowds excitement, and painted over the words "U.S.A." and the tank number are the words "The Coven". The tank only comes out a few more feet when it stops and the hatch at the top opens up, and Jake Diamond sticks his head out of the top wearing a post WWII militia helmet. Jake pulls himself out and revealing himself wearing a full military suit as a soldier from the inside passes him the American flag, with the stars replaced with diamonds, that's attached to a light tube. The crowd erupts even louder as Jake casually makes his way into the ring and gives a quick salute to the camera before getting tossed a mic.
JD: The Present and Future, of America... has Arrived!
A larger majority of the fans than before cheer, but still a large minority booing.
JD: Now, unless your as stupid as a bag of bricks you can probably tell what this all relates to. See at Total Carnage you'll see Team Diamond or more the less The Coven consisting of Soundlab, Alex Stall, Hawkeye, and yours truly taking on Team Wreckingball consisting of Rhaps, Disciple, Gnarfflinger the Butcher, and Human Wreckingball in a non-traditional Survivor War Games Match. Now all week you've probably seen promo clips of Wreckingball's crew doing some messed up voodoo crap, and the always serious Jake Diamond's sketches...
JP: Always serious? First off he beat the hell out of a countless amount of stagehands in his interview, and then he made a mockery of the President of the United States!
Ray: He's always so sexy when he's controversial...
JP: And another thing, why does he care whether he's controversal or not?
JD:... And I for one am sick of it! He, ironically, doesn't have enough balls to come out here and say what he's thinking in fear of The Coven coming down here and beating him down until there's no tomorrow, whereas yours truly still has enough decency to greet his fans, even if most of you ass clowns still boo me.
The growing support of the fans grow with "U.S.A." chants and slowly cut off "Wreckingball" chants.
JD: Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, and pimps and hoes, after the Revolution soon to be known as the Survivor War Game Match burns through GHW like wildfire the corporation at the top won't know what to do, and trickshot's reign of terror will end... but The Coven's reign of terror will just begin... Human Wreckingball you still claim you fight for the fans, but where are you when they are in a time of revolt and change?
Jake lowers his mic and heads to the middle ropes of one of the nearby turnbuckles only to speak again.
JD: The plague of Gods and Heretics Wrestling known as Human Wreckingball will be swept away by the saviors known as The Coven... Read your gospels, say your prayers, and hail to the heavens because after Total Carnage, The Coven will be America's Future.
Jake drops the mic and raises the flag up with his arm with continuing chants of "U.S.A." reigning supreme over the "Jake Sucks" and "Wreckingball" chants as "Remedy" by Seether blares though out the arena.
JP: Jesus Christ... What has Human Wreckingball done? With this full steam of momentum, support of the fans, and countless amounts of reinforcements it may be Human Wreckingball's future...
Ray: But just think about it JP, the sexy team of The Coven... Just think about it, it's heaven isn't it?
End of Thread. Comments Welcome.
JP: Where's Jake Diamond? He said he was going to come out here tonight but he's pulling a no show...
Ray: Wait JP, look beside the stage! The spotlight's over there, I wonder- Oh my...
A loud sound of an engine drowns out the audience when suddenly from the other side of the entrance ramp a M3 Light Tank comes rolling out, to the crowds excitement, and painted over the words "U.S.A." and the tank number are the words "The Coven". The tank only comes out a few more feet when it stops and the hatch at the top opens up, and Jake Diamond sticks his head out of the top wearing a post WWII militia helmet. Jake pulls himself out and revealing himself wearing a full military suit as a soldier from the inside passes him the American flag, with the stars replaced with diamonds, that's attached to a light tube. The crowd erupts even louder as Jake casually makes his way into the ring and gives a quick salute to the camera before getting tossed a mic.
JD: The Present and Future, of America... has Arrived!
A larger majority of the fans than before cheer, but still a large minority booing.
JD: Now, unless your as stupid as a bag of bricks you can probably tell what this all relates to. See at Total Carnage you'll see Team Diamond or more the less The Coven consisting of Soundlab, Alex Stall, Hawkeye, and yours truly taking on Team Wreckingball consisting of Rhaps, Disciple, Gnarfflinger the Butcher, and Human Wreckingball in a non-traditional Survivor War Games Match. Now all week you've probably seen promo clips of Wreckingball's crew doing some messed up voodoo crap, and the always serious Jake Diamond's sketches...
JP: Always serious? First off he beat the hell out of a countless amount of stagehands in his interview, and then he made a mockery of the President of the United States!
Ray: He's always so sexy when he's controversial...
JP: And another thing, why does he care whether he's controversal or not?
JD:... And I for one am sick of it! He, ironically, doesn't have enough balls to come out here and say what he's thinking in fear of The Coven coming down here and beating him down until there's no tomorrow, whereas yours truly still has enough decency to greet his fans, even if most of you ass clowns still boo me.
The growing support of the fans grow with "U.S.A." chants and slowly cut off "Wreckingball" chants.
JD: Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, and pimps and hoes, after the Revolution soon to be known as the Survivor War Game Match burns through GHW like wildfire the corporation at the top won't know what to do, and trickshot's reign of terror will end... but The Coven's reign of terror will just begin... Human Wreckingball you still claim you fight for the fans, but where are you when they are in a time of revolt and change?
Jake lowers his mic and heads to the middle ropes of one of the nearby turnbuckles only to speak again.
JD: The plague of Gods and Heretics Wrestling known as Human Wreckingball will be swept away by the saviors known as The Coven... Read your gospels, say your prayers, and hail to the heavens because after Total Carnage, The Coven will be America's Future.
Jake drops the mic and raises the flag up with his arm with continuing chants of "U.S.A." reigning supreme over the "Jake Sucks" and "Wreckingball" chants as "Remedy" by Seether blares though out the arena.
JP: Jesus Christ... What has Human Wreckingball done? With this full steam of momentum, support of the fans, and countless amounts of reinforcements it may be Human Wreckingball's future...
Ray: But just think about it JP, the sexy team of The Coven... Just think about it, it's heaven isn't it?
End of Thread. Comments Welcome.