Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Mar 8, 2007 3:00:07 GMT -5
Savatage's Prelude To Madness begins to play, much to the confusion of the audience.
JP: What the hell? Another person changing themes?
Out of the curtains comes a wirey man with thin hair, wearing a suit and nodding to crowd members as he walks down to the ring.
JP: Oh... my... f*cking... god! This guy won't last 2 minutes around here!
The man walks up the stairs and enters the ring, being handed a microphone.
"Helllooo, people! My name is Devin Bozz and I'm going to ask you to remember that, because you're going to be seeing a lot of me here soon."
The audience remains quiet, unsure what to think of him.
"You see... following some recent incidents, the decision has been made that Assistant General Manager and King Of The Deathmatch title holder Vladimir Strife... is NOT fit to run a show. To be frank, he's not fit to be walking the streets, but we can't stop that.. yet. Anyhow, Vladimir Strife.. in order to ensure the safety of GHW... you are hereby FIRED... as Assistant General Manager. Don't worry folks, you'll still get to watch him perform in this ring.. unfortunately. However, I am here to fulfill the duties of a proper Assistant General Manager."
Devin gets a mixed reaction from an audience that are halfway fans of Vladimir.
"But just because he's not running the show, doesn't mean it won't be exciting. You folks like the brutal stuff.. you like to watch great matches.. the ratings prove it. But the brutality has to be kept in check. Some things are inexcusable. Some things are too dangerous. That's why I hope it's understandable why my first act as Assistant GM is to BAN the Skesis Death Driver!"
"The move is far too dangerous. Following the news we recieved that Japanese-American star Draigon has been paralyzed from the waist-down as a result of this move, it is the only sensible thing we can do. Furthermo-"
'All Hail The New Flesh' by Strapping Young Lad cuts off Devin as Vladimir comes running down the ramp with a chair in hand.
Devin yells at him as Vladimir stands up and smacks the chair with a grin on his face.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Vladimir, hold it right there! If you hit me with that chair... I will get even. Remember, I'm going to be the man deciding who... when... how... and where you fight. So I would DEFINATELY think about thi-"
AS Vladimir seems to be contemplating it, Devin kicks him between the legs and pulls the chair away.
"You idiot! Don't you ever even think about threatening me... I will make your life a living hell next time! So.. remember this all real well, Vladimir... because the Bozz is watching you!"
'Prelude to Madness' plays again as Devin climbs out of the ring and heads towards the back to a mixed reaction.
~End of thread~
JP: What the hell? Another person changing themes?
Out of the curtains comes a wirey man with thin hair, wearing a suit and nodding to crowd members as he walks down to the ring.
JP: Oh... my... f*cking... god! This guy won't last 2 minutes around here!
The man walks up the stairs and enters the ring, being handed a microphone.
"Helllooo, people! My name is Devin Bozz and I'm going to ask you to remember that, because you're going to be seeing a lot of me here soon."
The audience remains quiet, unsure what to think of him.
"You see... following some recent incidents, the decision has been made that Assistant General Manager and King Of The Deathmatch title holder Vladimir Strife... is NOT fit to run a show. To be frank, he's not fit to be walking the streets, but we can't stop that.. yet. Anyhow, Vladimir Strife.. in order to ensure the safety of GHW... you are hereby FIRED... as Assistant General Manager. Don't worry folks, you'll still get to watch him perform in this ring.. unfortunately. However, I am here to fulfill the duties of a proper Assistant General Manager."
Devin gets a mixed reaction from an audience that are halfway fans of Vladimir.
"But just because he's not running the show, doesn't mean it won't be exciting. You folks like the brutal stuff.. you like to watch great matches.. the ratings prove it. But the brutality has to be kept in check. Some things are inexcusable. Some things are too dangerous. That's why I hope it's understandable why my first act as Assistant GM is to BAN the Skesis Death Driver!"
"The move is far too dangerous. Following the news we recieved that Japanese-American star Draigon has been paralyzed from the waist-down as a result of this move, it is the only sensible thing we can do. Furthermo-"
'All Hail The New Flesh' by Strapping Young Lad cuts off Devin as Vladimir comes running down the ramp with a chair in hand.
Devin yells at him as Vladimir stands up and smacks the chair with a grin on his face.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Vladimir, hold it right there! If you hit me with that chair... I will get even. Remember, I'm going to be the man deciding who... when... how... and where you fight. So I would DEFINATELY think about thi-"
AS Vladimir seems to be contemplating it, Devin kicks him between the legs and pulls the chair away.
"You idiot! Don't you ever even think about threatening me... I will make your life a living hell next time! So.. remember this all real well, Vladimir... because the Bozz is watching you!"
'Prelude to Madness' plays again as Devin climbs out of the ring and heads towards the back to a mixed reaction.
~End of thread~
