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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 9, 2007 11:56:52 GMT -5
OOC: I was going to reply in your thread Jake. *Commercial cuts, after Jake's "Real Wargames" promo.* Ray: Oh I do like men in uniform.... JP: Enough. I think it was a sickening, vulgar display.....oh ****. Ray: What...? JP: Well, Jake's came out earlier tonight...in a huge tank.... Ray: Oh ****. JP: Yes. That's why I think Jake left the ring in a hurry once he'd finished. And why he needed all those soldiers.... Ray: ............****. As the men talk, the lights slowly dim, until the arena is dark. Silently, pyrotechnic smoke seeps from under the stage and entrance ramp, until the base of the arena is full of smoke....but no-one can see this. (Because it's dark....  ) JP: Phew....was just a power cut. Ray: That's sure been happening a lot recently....argh! The four turnbuckles erupt, into four pillars of red and orange flame....to reveal the bottom of the arena full of grey and red smoke. The arena falls dark again.....into silence, the audience shocked at the flagrant waste of pyrotechnics. The four turnbuckles erupt again.........and a man is standing on the top of the entrance ramp, with a red light shining onto him. He steps forward....and a series of red and orange pyrotechnic explosions are set off down the ramp, finishing in four more, prolonged turnbuckle eruptions. The man is dressed in black, baggy pants, a black sleeveless shirt, reflective sunglasses and black knee-top boots. He is the Human Wreckingball....he makes his way slowly, and seriously down the ramp, shaking hands with the fans and talking to them, all the time with a calm, collected look on his face. He climbs into the ring and begins to speak. Wreckingball: Beloved fans.....good evening to you all. (Many of the fans cheer him, but a significant minority boo) Wreckingball: Now....of course, I have come down here to announce the names of my brothers....the men who will fight, and win at Total Carnage. Wreckingball: Three men... and I can safely say that two of them are my fellow superstars Rhaps....and the Disciple! *The crowd cheer.....* Wreckingball: However, I have a problem. I can think of two men for my final choice...and they are both equally worthy. That is why, I would ask Gnarrflinger the Butcher and Skorpio to join me here.....and help me decide exactly who will join me at Total Carnage. One of these men will join me at Total Carnage...while I will promise to join the other man in a tagteam match of his choosing as soon as possible. However, I don't know which one of these two stars to choose. JP: He actually looks in a good mood. Ray: Must be brain damage. Wreckingball: I also have something else to say.....a friendly reminder. The Coven may be "a hurricane".....but that means nothing. When you look at my brothers and I.....you stare into the heart of a volcano itself........... TBC |
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 9, 2007 17:57:19 GMT -5
Bad Religion by Godsmack hits the PA system. Suddenly the lights go dim as the music is halfway through. The room shows a single spotlight at the entrance ramp where it shows a figure with his back to the crowd. Suddenly flames surround the figure. The flames die down The music stops and the lights fade to nothing. Over the Titantron comes something. In white.
Ring Ding Cling
They fade out then this comes on the screen
A Ring For the Match, A ding for the start and Cling For the title.
they fade out and this comes on the screen.
Sometime I can make this happen but until then FACE MY WRATH.
The lights open up showing the figure wearing a mask and is walking down the ramp. The figure gets in the ring then BAM flames come from the turnbuckles as the masked assailant takes off his mask revealing Skorpios burnt face.
JP:Well it looks like Skorpio s the first to come out here.
Skorpio:Wreckingball, for so long have you said we will have a tag match. But after learning about this well i have to say, i would much rather be in this matchthen be in a normal tag match with you. No offence about that last part. but think I was in the electric pool match. I eliminated Hyper elf and myself at the same time. Hyper went into the water 10seconds before me then i fell in from my own move. So tell me was the butcher in that match no. In the battle royal The butcher was the first to get eliminated followed by me then LRey. I have always been ahead of The butcher. So i say PICK ME OR FACE MY WRATH!!!
skorpio waits for a response.
TBC by Gnarfflinger or Human Wreckingball
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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 10, 2007 0:00:33 GMT -5
The Lights go out. "99 ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the PA system. Gnarfflinger the Butcher comes to the ring with hiis Frying pan and a clip board...
GtB: Yes, Skorpio, I wasn't in the Electric Pool match, Justin Michael and I was busy beating Bret Steel and Sledge Hammer for the Tag Titles in a back yard match. Why don't you ask Vladmir T. Strife for an opinion on me. Sure he won, but who was fighting the next week and who needed the week off to recover from the beating I gave him? And If you need more convincing, watch my match with Rurouni and see what I can do when I get bored...
HWB: Yeah, classic gore.
Skorpio: Gotta hand that one to you...
GtB: And think about what I can do to the Coven! They've been pissing me off ever since the days of SWF. Why do you think Billy Styles has me on his speed dialer in SWF and ASWF? Why do you think that Classic Rocker wanted me as a member of the Outlaws? Because whether I win, lose or can't remember the end of the match, I make people's life a living Hell!
TBC: Skorpio, HWB, Anyone...
OOC: I thoought it was a four on four match, and both of us were on the team...
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 10, 2007 17:18:44 GMT -5
i can probably tell i wont get picked but theres just that one small chance that i will. Also this isnt a reply it is a quick reply.
Skorpio:Pretty Impressive if i do say so myself. But Wreckingball heres why you should pick me. I come from Beyond The Grave. I am the worlds most hated Heel. I am The Legend The Greatest Rising Superstar Skorpio. But I have an idea Me and Gnarfflinger can have a 1on1 match on either WNG or SNR. The winner is on your team. What do you say.
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 10, 2007 18:10:08 GMT -5
(Wreckingball thinks....long and hard. Then....he smirks, into a cruel, twisted grin....)
Wreckingball: Skorpio.........I did promise you a tag team match with me, and I am a man of my word, so you will come with me, into the cage at Total Carnage.
(Gnarfflinger looks rather disappointed at this)
Wreckingball: I have something else in mind for you....Butcher. I am going to make this match a little more......interesting. That jackass Jake created his little cage for me, and my friends.....but he left out one thing. I have made no complaint about this match, but now, I am going to ask you to referee this match. Anyone else would probably unlock the cage as soon as Hawkeye broke a fingernail, but I trust you to keep it as brutal as possible.....
JP: Now that's nasty. That really is quite horrible.
Ray: My sexy Coven.......those poor men.
*Wreckingball smirks at Skorpio....*
Wreckingball: I'm giving you this chance to get revenge on Jake and Hawkeye....but in return, I want a match against you. I'll allow you to choose the stipulations, I don't care.
TBC
OOC: Gnarfflinger....I did promise Skorpio a tag team match a while back and it didn't materialise. I did try and make this as fair as I can though, because I did also ask Rhaps and Crazy Boy as well. If I ever have a large match against anyone again, I'll make sure I get things sorted out in a more organised, better way. Sorry everyone.
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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 10, 2007 20:50:13 GMT -5
OOC: no problem.
GtB: Enforcer Referee? Consider this match "Enforced"...
JP: The Coven won't be getting away with anything!
Ray: No, Please someone overrule this! The Coven is too beautiful to be subjected to this monster!
HWB: I knew you wouldn't be able to resist that one.
Skorpio: I feel safer with you outside the cage. This way, the Coven will stay in with us where they'll just get their asses kicked...
GtB: By the way, I like my action hardcore. I'll make sure that you don't let the coven off that easily...
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Mar 10, 2007 21:24:22 GMT -5
The lights in the arena change to the colors of red, white, and blue as "Remedy" by Seether blares over the PA, cutting off Human Wreckingball's speech. The crowd stand up in anticipation as the entrance tunnel is filled with sparks but Jake's usual silhouette appearance is missing. "Jake Sucks" and "U.S.A." chants echo from the audience but there are still no signs of Jake.
JP: Jake better not come back out in that damn tank again.
Ray: Lets hope he comes back in that uniform, I love a man who can loosen some hot rounds into another man...
With Jake still missing and the men in the ring confused Human Wreckingball tries to say something but is interrupted by Jake who shows up on the titantron, still apparently wearing the military uniform. He's seen standing in a dark room with only a sole light on him.
JD: Bravo Human Wreckingball, bravo. You've finally found a mediocre official to help tide the favor of the match over to you... Although a simple steel cage utterly defeats the purpose of a hardcore environment, now doesn't it? Well I've got a solution to our anti-hardcore dilemma. Let me introduce you to your hardcore alternative.
The camera zooms out and the lights turn back on showing Jake standing in a similar looking ring surrounded by a steel cage but instead of the cage resting on the apron it rests further out, where the security barrier shoulder be. The cage happens to have a roof on it and two of the sides of the cage are completely covered in barbed wire, whereas the other two other sides have the steel completely replaced with a yellow type of fencing.
JP: My god... What on earth has Jake Diamond just created?
JP: Welcome to your new home Team Wreckingball. See the original cage allowed room for error and interferance by missing a roof, but I replaced that. Before the cage used to rest on the apron giving a lack of space to grab what you wanted from under the ring so I just made it grow so it now rests on the security barrier. You'll also notice a few minor adjustments, like how two parallel sides are covered in barbed wire and steel, and the other two are more the less a yellow wiring. Well lets just say the wiring has "electrifying" results. Welcome, to the Chamber of Death Team Wreckingball and it holds no remorse...
The fans cheer at the horrifying twist that may be added into the match at Total Carnage. Human Wreckingball and Skorpio stare almost petrified of the sight of the demonic structure.
JP: Jake just signed everybody's death certificate heading into this match, and look at the smug and ignorant look on his face!
Ray: I... I don't know what to say Jimmy...
JD: Wreckingball, at Total Carnage the Gods will clash with the Heretics, the patriots will brawl with the degenerates, and The Coven will fight to the death against Team Wreckingball. I risk my life for these fans entertainment, and my golden rule is I do onto others as others attempt onto me so be sure to bring your A game because The Coven is not only America's Future, but it's GHW's as well. Have fun.
The titantron cuts out leaving a speechless and shocked Human Wreckingball standing in the ring as chants of "G-H-W" and "Hol-y Sh*t" are heard from the audience.
JP: That Survivor War Games match just got a hell of allot more interesting, and no matter who wins they'll be a bloodied and tortured mess leaving.
TBCB: Anyone in the ring or End of Thread.
OOC: Sorry, I just couldn't resist this little gem. I was going to put it in later but I decided not to.
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 11, 2007 4:52:18 GMT -5
Thankyou everyone  *Awards Karma to all. When possible* |
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 11, 2007 18:36:21 GMT -5
Skorpio looks around then speaks.
Skorpio:Guys Dont Worry about it. If you know me you know i am sick and sadistic. Everyone knows this though, I am suicidal crazy and hardcore. So i would like to say I love it. But can i make add a tiny bit more, there will be non poisonous or if you want poisonous scorpions outside the ring.
The crowd gasp like crazy.
Wreckingball:Well i dont know what to say, so just let me think.
TBC by Wreckingball Only.
OOC:Sorry i just had to add that i have longed to be in a match with scorpions i mean my name is Skorpio. Scorpions match should be like my signature move. Also wreckingball you reply to see if you approve or not then it will be end of thread unless you have an alternative including jakes idea of the cage but something else other than scorpions that we can accept or decline to.
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Mar 11, 2007 19:18:51 GMT -5
OOC: Well Skorpio you could do it how I usually bring my bucket of salt into each match. Either have it already set underneath the ring, or bring it into the match with you. The Chamber of Death doesn't care of what's inside of it, as long as it gets to deal some damage . |
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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 11, 2007 23:07:02 GMT -5
Gnarffligner watches the screen. A tear is seen running down his cheek.
GtB: It's just so beautiful, the barbed wire, the electricity, the weapons, the blood. And it's a shame that I have to keep people out of it...
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 12, 2007 0:50:02 GMT -5
OOC:Sweet so i can bring them in alright.
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 12, 2007 4:54:23 GMT -5
Wreckingball: Much as I love the idea of holding Jake face-down, in a bucket of poisonous scorpions.....I think that non-poisonous scorpions might be a better idea. I don't want Jake's career to end just yet....
Ray: What a goody goody....gah.
JP: I don't think he's all that considerate....
Wreckingball: I want the chance to get him in the ring- on his own, with no interference from anyone! Then, one way or another....I will wreck his sorry excuse for a career!
(Crowd cheer: Wreckingball! Wreckingball!)
Wreckingball: Look at you, Jake. In your little fancy-dress military uniform. You think wearing that uniform suddenly makes you look tough? You think it make you look "All American"? Well I have seen the future of America, and it is not you. It's all around me. Eighty thousand people, waiting for something to happen. After this show, they're all going to go back home, they're going to go out there and make a difference!
(Crowd: Wreckingball! Wreckingball!)
Wreckingball: Jake- they are ****ing sick of you and your little antics. So I got a little message for you. I'm not from the United States....but I know it's not the United States of Diamondstan!
(Wreckingball lifts a "Diamond Light-tube flag" and then begins waving it upside down, grinning....)
Crowd: Yay!
JP: What! Can he do that!?
Ray: Do what?
JP: He's not American! How can he understand more than Jake Diamond?
Wreckingball (to JP): It doesn't matter! People are the same the world over!
Wreckingball (to Skorpio): Skorpio.............you got your scorpions. Non-poisonous ones...but they can still sting, right?
*Wreckingball laughs*
TBC
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Post by jericho3 on Mar 12, 2007 23:57:34 GMT -5
OOC: Sob sob i would love poisonous but fine non poisonous will do also dont worry they sting all right. I am gonna bring in a little something else too hehehe
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