Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Mar 26, 2007 19:07:40 GMT -5
The lights in the arena change to the colors of red, white, and blue as "Blood Red, White, and Blue" by Rise Against blares over the PA. The crowd stand up in anticipation as the entrance tunnel is filled with sparks and Jake's silhouette appears. "Jake" and "U.S.A." chants echo from the audience as Jake casually walks out with his head lowered and only wearing the Triumph Title.
JP: Jake put up a valiant fight in that Chamber of Death at Total Carnage, but the numbers game in the end finished him. I must admit he put on a hell of a performance, that body splash onto all of Team Wreckingball 30 feet up was insane!
Ray: But Jimmy, Wreckingball's team only beat The Coven because Stall, Hawkeye, and Jake were too hurt from their matches on the night before! It wasn't fair!
JP: It was a fair and legitimate match, Ray. Stop pouting you look like a fairy when you do that.
Jake continues down the entrance ramp with his head continuing to hang low, as he completely ignores the audience and the explosion coming from the titantron and entrance stage. He casually rolls into the ring and grabs a mic, as he stares into the audience as they chant his name, in appreciation of the match.
JD: The Present and... Jesus... F*ck it, I'm not doing that today. Hey you there, toss me a chair and a drink.
An eager young fan tosses Jake his bottle of water as a stage hand slides a chair into the ring for him. Jake sits down in the chair and takes a swig of the water. The fans continue to chant as Jake's frustrations get the best of him.
JD: Shut the f*ck up! If I needed any help I would have asked, but I probably wouldn't get it, God only knows how many times I've been screwed...
The cheering of the fans mildly quiets, but still continues loudly, until Jake finally loses it.
JD: I don't need this right now, now I'm not asking, I'm demanding all of you to shut the f*ck up! Don't like that? I don't give a d*mn, so shut your faces before I do it for you.
The audiences cheers turn to boos until Jake viciously throws his bottled water at a little kid in the front row. The arena goes to a dead, and awkward silence, except for the sounds of the kid crying and random noises.
JD: Human Wreckingball... Or more the less Team Wreckingball. I have to hand it to you, that was one hell of a win. Especially the part where Vladimir, Hawkeye, and Alex Stall left because they were too big of p*ssies to finish it. Vlad wasn't even in it and he still b*tched out, and what use was soundlab? Close to none, so it was basically a 4-on-1 Handicap match with Crazy Boy as the referee near the end... What a surprise, the out-spoken loud mouth from America is speaking his mind again...
JP: There Jake goes again, blaming everyone else but himself you know-
Jake suddenly gets off the chair, while Jimmy's talking, and tosses it at the announce table. JP and Ray White immediately quiet down as Jake goes on with his rant.
JD: When I said shut up, I meant you below par, disgraceful wannabes too. After Total Carnage something inside of me died, as did some pieces of everyone in that match. I can see it inside of everyone's eyes, and The Coven lost the same part as each other. Me? I lost only two things, my trust of others, and my attitude. Whereas The Coven only lost my respect... For too long have I sat in the back and been nothing more than an insignificant lackey to those greedy bastards, and how do they repay me? By f*cking me over every chance they got, except for this thing around my waist. I had to finish the "winged one" myself to get this, and I don't plan on dropping it. You name it, and that group of foreign pr*cks knocked me down, and I'm done with it! As of this moment on, Jake Diamond's future in The Coven is gone, but my own future in Gods and Heretics Wrestling has... Arrived!
Despite Jake's demands of the audience, they erupt in cheers, boos, and amazement, as Jake's ever so serious look on his face stays melted in spot.
JD:... And don't let your girl watch the tape, because she might get wet, and it won't be sweat. The things she moans will make you lie awake, because you know she's thinking 'bout Jake.
"Blood Red, White, and Blue" by Rise Against blares over the PA as a mixed reaction of chants of "Traitor" and "Future" echo throughout the arena. Jake stands onto one of the middle turnbuckles and raises his hands high up into the air in the shape of a diamond, but brings it back down into an original crotch chop.
JP: Is this really the end of The Coven and Jake Diamond relationship? Only time will tell, but one thing is defiantly certain, all those who stand in the path of this proverbial "One man army" had better duck and cover.
Ray: It can't be Jimmy! The Coven's sexiness dropped by a good thirty points, and what will Jake do on his own? I'm just so confused...
JP: What's there to be confused about, Jake has, metaphorically, lost his smile, and he's going solo until he finds it...
End of Thread, and TBC Backstage. Comments welcome.
OOC: I've been wanting to make Jake solo for awhile now, but didn't get a nice opening until now. Nothing personal guys, I appreciate you all welcoming me into The Coven with open arms back in ASWF, and I thought the best way to turn Jake was a Shawn Michaels "Lost his smile" type of gimmick.
JP: Jake put up a valiant fight in that Chamber of Death at Total Carnage, but the numbers game in the end finished him. I must admit he put on a hell of a performance, that body splash onto all of Team Wreckingball 30 feet up was insane!
Ray: But Jimmy, Wreckingball's team only beat The Coven because Stall, Hawkeye, and Jake were too hurt from their matches on the night before! It wasn't fair!
JP: It was a fair and legitimate match, Ray. Stop pouting you look like a fairy when you do that.
Jake continues down the entrance ramp with his head continuing to hang low, as he completely ignores the audience and the explosion coming from the titantron and entrance stage. He casually rolls into the ring and grabs a mic, as he stares into the audience as they chant his name, in appreciation of the match.
JD: The Present and... Jesus... F*ck it, I'm not doing that today. Hey you there, toss me a chair and a drink.
An eager young fan tosses Jake his bottle of water as a stage hand slides a chair into the ring for him. Jake sits down in the chair and takes a swig of the water. The fans continue to chant as Jake's frustrations get the best of him.
JD: Shut the f*ck up! If I needed any help I would have asked, but I probably wouldn't get it, God only knows how many times I've been screwed...
The cheering of the fans mildly quiets, but still continues loudly, until Jake finally loses it.
JD: I don't need this right now, now I'm not asking, I'm demanding all of you to shut the f*ck up! Don't like that? I don't give a d*mn, so shut your faces before I do it for you.
The audiences cheers turn to boos until Jake viciously throws his bottled water at a little kid in the front row. The arena goes to a dead, and awkward silence, except for the sounds of the kid crying and random noises.
JD: Human Wreckingball... Or more the less Team Wreckingball. I have to hand it to you, that was one hell of a win. Especially the part where Vladimir, Hawkeye, and Alex Stall left because they were too big of p*ssies to finish it. Vlad wasn't even in it and he still b*tched out, and what use was soundlab? Close to none, so it was basically a 4-on-1 Handicap match with Crazy Boy as the referee near the end... What a surprise, the out-spoken loud mouth from America is speaking his mind again...
JP: There Jake goes again, blaming everyone else but himself you know-
Jake suddenly gets off the chair, while Jimmy's talking, and tosses it at the announce table. JP and Ray White immediately quiet down as Jake goes on with his rant.
JD: When I said shut up, I meant you below par, disgraceful wannabes too. After Total Carnage something inside of me died, as did some pieces of everyone in that match. I can see it inside of everyone's eyes, and The Coven lost the same part as each other. Me? I lost only two things, my trust of others, and my attitude. Whereas The Coven only lost my respect... For too long have I sat in the back and been nothing more than an insignificant lackey to those greedy bastards, and how do they repay me? By f*cking me over every chance they got, except for this thing around my waist. I had to finish the "winged one" myself to get this, and I don't plan on dropping it. You name it, and that group of foreign pr*cks knocked me down, and I'm done with it! As of this moment on, Jake Diamond's future in The Coven is gone, but my own future in Gods and Heretics Wrestling has... Arrived!
Despite Jake's demands of the audience, they erupt in cheers, boos, and amazement, as Jake's ever so serious look on his face stays melted in spot.
JD:... And don't let your girl watch the tape, because she might get wet, and it won't be sweat. The things she moans will make you lie awake, because you know she's thinking 'bout Jake.
"Blood Red, White, and Blue" by Rise Against blares over the PA as a mixed reaction of chants of "Traitor" and "Future" echo throughout the arena. Jake stands onto one of the middle turnbuckles and raises his hands high up into the air in the shape of a diamond, but brings it back down into an original crotch chop.
JP: Is this really the end of The Coven and Jake Diamond relationship? Only time will tell, but one thing is defiantly certain, all those who stand in the path of this proverbial "One man army" had better duck and cover.
Ray: It can't be Jimmy! The Coven's sexiness dropped by a good thirty points, and what will Jake do on his own? I'm just so confused...
JP: What's there to be confused about, Jake has, metaphorically, lost his smile, and he's going solo until he finds it...
End of Thread, and TBC Backstage. Comments welcome.
OOC: I've been wanting to make Jake solo for awhile now, but didn't get a nice opening until now. Nothing personal guys, I appreciate you all welcoming me into The Coven with open arms back in ASWF, and I thought the best way to turn Jake was a Shawn Michaels "Lost his smile" type of gimmick.