Post by Matt Oliveira on Jan 27, 2007 19:40:34 GMT -5
(OOC: I decided to post this here rather than my Locker Room, because it's more public and feud-building, so here goes.)
*Matt is shown in his usual attire, once again sitting on the stairwell from a previous week.*
Matt: "Isn't it great to be me?...I mean, think of it, I've battered my opponents...I've won, and if I didn't win, I've given more damage, AND that certain person isn't even in this company anymore...if you don't know who I'm talking about, check the history books.
AXL ROSE was cleansed, it took two times, a ladder, a pinfall, and an exacto-knife, but I cleansed him...and he's gone. I've baptized Air King, it took a Street Fight accompanied a chair shot, and quite a bit of blood, but I beat him too...hell, even if you look at the headlines, you see 'Matthew leaves the ring in a bloody mess'...and that's the thing, I LEFT the squared circle. I came back the same night, took a seat in the front row, and I watched Cronus' match against Dormouse, just to see something that I have to sit through this week too.
You see my degenerate monkeys, this week, Cronus and Dormouse get to fight for the belt again...but, and this is the great thing, guess who gets to fight the champion?...me, Matthew Oliveira, the uncrowned Sergeant Champion...I have an insurance policy, I didn't pay for it, I didn't buy it...I earned it, that's right, I earned something in the most come-and-go, gimme-gimme, spit-in-your-face division that ever existed. I am the king without his crown, and I'm in a win-win situation.
If I win my championship match, I'll go on to DOD, finally proven that I'm the Sergeant Champion, and finally headlining a GHW pay-per-view. If I lose, I'll go on to the Lieutenant Division, and I'll wait, and I'll wait for the little bastard who screwed me over for the belt to be promoted too, and I'll end his career in the middle of the ring.
As for Dormouse and Cronus, you're in a lose-lose situation. If you lose your match this week, you go into the Ladder Tournament, and you go kill yourself, without a definite reward at DOD. You get the chance, to go through three ladder matches, and guess who you'll get to face? Me. I get the chance to end your suffering...and if you win the match, and beat me, I won't leave you alone, I won't stop till I stop you...don't you love insurance policies?
I'm sitting with the rights to the belt, while two guys still want to face me, playing with a piece of gold and leather treated like it's Jesus Christ himself...Dormouse...Cronus...you guys are screwed, and that's my Mode of Operation."
*Matt gets up and continues walking down the stairwell as the camera fades out.*
*END OF THREAD*
*Matt is shown in his usual attire, once again sitting on the stairwell from a previous week.*
Matt: "Isn't it great to be me?...I mean, think of it, I've battered my opponents...I've won, and if I didn't win, I've given more damage, AND that certain person isn't even in this company anymore...if you don't know who I'm talking about, check the history books.
AXL ROSE was cleansed, it took two times, a ladder, a pinfall, and an exacto-knife, but I cleansed him...and he's gone. I've baptized Air King, it took a Street Fight accompanied a chair shot, and quite a bit of blood, but I beat him too...hell, even if you look at the headlines, you see 'Matthew leaves the ring in a bloody mess'...and that's the thing, I LEFT the squared circle. I came back the same night, took a seat in the front row, and I watched Cronus' match against Dormouse, just to see something that I have to sit through this week too.
You see my degenerate monkeys, this week, Cronus and Dormouse get to fight for the belt again...but, and this is the great thing, guess who gets to fight the champion?...me, Matthew Oliveira, the uncrowned Sergeant Champion...I have an insurance policy, I didn't pay for it, I didn't buy it...I earned it, that's right, I earned something in the most come-and-go, gimme-gimme, spit-in-your-face division that ever existed. I am the king without his crown, and I'm in a win-win situation.
If I win my championship match, I'll go on to DOD, finally proven that I'm the Sergeant Champion, and finally headlining a GHW pay-per-view. If I lose, I'll go on to the Lieutenant Division, and I'll wait, and I'll wait for the little bastard who screwed me over for the belt to be promoted too, and I'll end his career in the middle of the ring.
As for Dormouse and Cronus, you're in a lose-lose situation. If you lose your match this week, you go into the Ladder Tournament, and you go kill yourself, without a definite reward at DOD. You get the chance, to go through three ladder matches, and guess who you'll get to face? Me. I get the chance to end your suffering...and if you win the match, and beat me, I won't leave you alone, I won't stop till I stop you...don't you love insurance policies?
I'm sitting with the rights to the belt, while two guys still want to face me, playing with a piece of gold and leather treated like it's Jesus Christ himself...Dormouse...Cronus...you guys are screwed, and that's my Mode of Operation."
*Matt gets up and continues walking down the stairwell as the camera fades out.*
*END OF THREAD*