Post by Rhaps on Mar 5, 2007 11:25:43 GMT -5
Lizzie: Hello GHW fans. I have here before me a high flyer who's just recently made a successful return to GHW. I believe some of you may know him as Oddity and others as Rhaps.
Rhaps appears in camera shot and starts flexing his muscles in a vain attempt to impress Lizzie. She doesn't notice and merely continues. Rhaps looks slightly crestfallen.
Lizzie: As I understand it, you've been having problems with the Coven.
Rhaps: That's right, and now I have a message to send to them. *Rhaps shouts to someone off camera* Roll the film.
Rhaps attempts to show the 'A Warning' promo but instead a home movie appears on the screen. Rhaps is seen dancing in front of a mirror and singing very badly. He begins to remove his top shirt as he gets ready to have a shower.
Rhaps' voice can be heard.
Rhaps: Stop the film! Stop it, um, please stop it. Please. Noooooooooooooooo.
The film stops at a crucial point and the camera focuses back onto Rhaps trying to take the tape from the stage hand. He drops it onto the floor but hastily picks it up again.
Lizzie: Soo, what was that then?
Rhaps: Umm, it wasn't anything important. I just want to say to the Coven that...
Lizzie: So you like to dance and sing then huh?
Rhaps looks slightly confused for a minute.
Rhaps: Ummmm, no. *Long pause* Now about the Coven...
Lizzie: Well it looked that way to me.
There is another long pause, with Rhaps looking even more embarrassed by the minute.
Rhaps: Would you please drop it? Please.
Rhaps tugs at his neck briefly and he opens his mouth to speak but Lizzie speaks again.
Lizzie: So, what sort of music do you like to sing?
Lizzie has an amused expression on her face. Rhaps leans in and whispers something to her. Then he attempts to speak again.
Rhaps: Now, to the Coven.
Lizzie starts laughing behind Rhaps, so he shrugs his shoulders and begins to walk away. As he leaves he looks behind him and doesn't see the other camera placed in front of him. The camera angle changes and Rhaps is seen to walk head first into the camera. There's a lot of swearing and the camera has a hard time of remaining still as there is clear audible laughter in the background.
The camera focuses on Rhaps as he walks away, holding his head and swearing. The camera turns to Lizzie who his holding the tape.
Lizzie: He forgot his home video.
OOC: This was inspired by Hyper Elf's promo. I just wanted to post something a bit less serious. Comments welcome.
Rhaps appears in camera shot and starts flexing his muscles in a vain attempt to impress Lizzie. She doesn't notice and merely continues. Rhaps looks slightly crestfallen.
Lizzie: As I understand it, you've been having problems with the Coven.
Rhaps: That's right, and now I have a message to send to them. *Rhaps shouts to someone off camera* Roll the film.
Rhaps attempts to show the 'A Warning' promo but instead a home movie appears on the screen. Rhaps is seen dancing in front of a mirror and singing very badly. He begins to remove his top shirt as he gets ready to have a shower.
Rhaps' voice can be heard.
Rhaps: Stop the film! Stop it, um, please stop it. Please. Noooooooooooooooo.
The film stops at a crucial point and the camera focuses back onto Rhaps trying to take the tape from the stage hand. He drops it onto the floor but hastily picks it up again.
Lizzie: Soo, what was that then?
Rhaps: Umm, it wasn't anything important. I just want to say to the Coven that...
Lizzie: So you like to dance and sing then huh?
Rhaps looks slightly confused for a minute.
Rhaps: Ummmm, no. *Long pause* Now about the Coven...
Lizzie: Well it looked that way to me.
There is another long pause, with Rhaps looking even more embarrassed by the minute.
Rhaps: Would you please drop it? Please.
Rhaps tugs at his neck briefly and he opens his mouth to speak but Lizzie speaks again.
Lizzie: So, what sort of music do you like to sing?
Lizzie has an amused expression on her face. Rhaps leans in and whispers something to her. Then he attempts to speak again.
Rhaps: Now, to the Coven.
Lizzie starts laughing behind Rhaps, so he shrugs his shoulders and begins to walk away. As he leaves he looks behind him and doesn't see the other camera placed in front of him. The camera angle changes and Rhaps is seen to walk head first into the camera. There's a lot of swearing and the camera has a hard time of remaining still as there is clear audible laughter in the background.
The camera focuses on Rhaps as he walks away, holding his head and swearing. The camera turns to Lizzie who his holding the tape.
Lizzie: He forgot his home video.
OOC: This was inspired by Hyper Elf's promo. I just wanted to post something a bit less serious. Comments welcome.
