Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Mar 5, 2007 20:06:27 GMT -5
The screen cuts to a government service announcement reading "A Message From The President Of The United States." Mere seconds later the message fades to what looks like the White House Press Room, with a man standing at the podium while it's surrounded by reporters. The camera continues to peer forward while the man at the podium is whispered something by what a appears to be a body guard. The man at the podium says something in a calm, yet reassuring voice.
Man: Well I'm sorry to tell you all but the President will not be joining us to speak about the comments spoken on the highly popular Gods and Heretics Wrestling, but to speak about his controversal comments please welcome, Jake Diamond. Jake.
Jake comes from the side doors wearing a dark gray colored suit and is followed by two body guards both dressed in black colored suits, and wearing a headset. One appears to be wearing a mask and the other wearing dark colored shades, and looking forward. Jake walks calmly up to the podium and shakes the mans hand and quickly dismisses him. Jake stands right behind the podium, but right in front of the camera, while the body guards go each on his opposite sides. One of the body guards whispers something into his ears.
JD: Yes I know your hungry Alex and I told you there'll be a free banquet afterwards... Oh, sorry. I just want to thank you all for having me and I'd just like to start off saying that I do not and will not take back anything I've said. Now on that note, lets get this press conference started with you in the back.
Jake points to a young looking reporter who looks very unorganized.
Reporter A: You've been recorded saying that this "War Games match" you challenged the Human Wreckingball to at Total Carnage will be a revolution. Can you expand on this?
JD: As a matter of fact I can. Since the American Revolution no good immigrants have came across the border into this fine country of ours and have taken our jobs, stolen our homes, and have even spilled our own American's blood on our soil and I for one am sick and tired of it. Which is why I've enlisted the help from our allies, allies like Alex Stall from Canada, soundlab from United Kingdom, and Hawkeye from... well Detroit. Next question.
Jake points to a female reporter in the front row, who replies in a confused and quite ignorant voice.
Reporter B: Well isn't your opponent from the United Kingdom too?
JD: I'd love to answer that, but I don't want to. Next question.
Jake points to a man in the front row, who is obviously Vladimir Strife. Hawkeye whispers something into Jake's ear, but Jake shrugs and tells him to ask away.
Vlad: Human Wreckingball has been apparently playing mind games with you and the Coven with video propaganda and saying your a joke despite us, I mean you guys, dominating in all aspects. What have you got to say?
JD: Well thank you sir, I appreciate your question. But I think as long as he hides behind the tape and never backs it up is what's making the fans rebel against him. See at Total Carnage unlike our "leader" I'm going to finish this War I've started, and there'll only be Team Diamond left standing... Oh I think my body guard would like to say something...
Jake steps to the side and rummages around off screen, letting Alex Stall go up to the podium. While Alex goes on Jake starts stapling an American flag up behind him, but the flag's 50 stars are replaced with 50 diamond shapes.
AS: Now I know the traditional past time of "U. S. Gay" is "Get to Third Base-Ball" but I'd just like to say that I did not. I repeat I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky... But I did backstage with some groupies and I'd just like to say they were fantastic!
Jake grabs a can of spray paint and paints in front of the "Emblem of the White House" on the podium the words "The Coven" before going to the mic one last time.
JD: Wreckingball, we don't know or really care who or what is on your team but we do know that at Total Carnage "You'll be scheduled for demolition" for it is your "Day of Wreckoning" and that Wreckingball... That's your future.
Jake Diamond, Alex Stall, and Hawkeye walk off of the stage and the man who introduced them from before walks back on clapping.
Man: Well that concludes our press conference. We thank you for coming and-
The screen slowly fades to black and cuts off the man at the podium.
End of Thread. Comments are welcome.
Man: Well I'm sorry to tell you all but the President will not be joining us to speak about the comments spoken on the highly popular Gods and Heretics Wrestling, but to speak about his controversal comments please welcome, Jake Diamond. Jake.
Jake comes from the side doors wearing a dark gray colored suit and is followed by two body guards both dressed in black colored suits, and wearing a headset. One appears to be wearing a mask and the other wearing dark colored shades, and looking forward. Jake walks calmly up to the podium and shakes the mans hand and quickly dismisses him. Jake stands right behind the podium, but right in front of the camera, while the body guards go each on his opposite sides. One of the body guards whispers something into his ears.
JD: Yes I know your hungry Alex and I told you there'll be a free banquet afterwards... Oh, sorry. I just want to thank you all for having me and I'd just like to start off saying that I do not and will not take back anything I've said. Now on that note, lets get this press conference started with you in the back.
Jake points to a young looking reporter who looks very unorganized.
Reporter A: You've been recorded saying that this "War Games match" you challenged the Human Wreckingball to at Total Carnage will be a revolution. Can you expand on this?
JD: As a matter of fact I can. Since the American Revolution no good immigrants have came across the border into this fine country of ours and have taken our jobs, stolen our homes, and have even spilled our own American's blood on our soil and I for one am sick and tired of it. Which is why I've enlisted the help from our allies, allies like Alex Stall from Canada, soundlab from United Kingdom, and Hawkeye from... well Detroit. Next question.
Jake points to a female reporter in the front row, who replies in a confused and quite ignorant voice.
Reporter B: Well isn't your opponent from the United Kingdom too?
JD: I'd love to answer that, but I don't want to. Next question.
Jake points to a man in the front row, who is obviously Vladimir Strife. Hawkeye whispers something into Jake's ear, but Jake shrugs and tells him to ask away.
Vlad: Human Wreckingball has been apparently playing mind games with you and the Coven with video propaganda and saying your a joke despite us, I mean you guys, dominating in all aspects. What have you got to say?
JD: Well thank you sir, I appreciate your question. But I think as long as he hides behind the tape and never backs it up is what's making the fans rebel against him. See at Total Carnage unlike our "leader" I'm going to finish this War I've started, and there'll only be Team Diamond left standing... Oh I think my body guard would like to say something...
Jake steps to the side and rummages around off screen, letting Alex Stall go up to the podium. While Alex goes on Jake starts stapling an American flag up behind him, but the flag's 50 stars are replaced with 50 diamond shapes.
AS: Now I know the traditional past time of "U. S. Gay" is "Get to Third Base-Ball" but I'd just like to say that I did not. I repeat I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky... But I did backstage with some groupies and I'd just like to say they were fantastic!
Jake grabs a can of spray paint and paints in front of the "Emblem of the White House" on the podium the words "The Coven" before going to the mic one last time.
JD: Wreckingball, we don't know or really care who or what is on your team but we do know that at Total Carnage "You'll be scheduled for demolition" for it is your "Day of Wreckoning" and that Wreckingball... That's your future.
Jake Diamond, Alex Stall, and Hawkeye walk off of the stage and the man who introduced them from before walks back on clapping.
Man: Well that concludes our press conference. We thank you for coming and-
The screen slowly fades to black and cuts off the man at the podium.
End of Thread. Comments are welcome.
