Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 26, 2007 22:42:32 GMT -5
The instrumental part from the song "Blame Canada" as played in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" is in the background.
Picture #1: Rick Mercer.
This is Rick Mercer. He comes from Canada. His show on the Canadian Television features him talking to American Citizens and only airing the most foolish ones he can find. Is America a joke to this man?
Picture #2: Celine Dion.
This is Celine Dion. She is also from Canada. You would know her from that annoying song in the movie "Titanic". She continues to torture unfortunate gamblers in Las Vegas with her music and will not sign on to sing at Abu Ghraib...
Picture #3: The Todd Bertuzzi hit on Steve Moore.
This picture comes from a Hockey game. The man in the black jersey is Todd Bertuzzi. He broke the neck of an opponent in a game. Is their idea of a sport breaking the neck of a random opponent? No wonder that noboby in America watches that barbaric sport.
Picture #4 A Red Maple Leaf on a white background
America, what can we do to stop this menace?
The camera pans out to show red on the sides and reveal that this is painted on a Frying pan!
GtB: Absolutely nothing!
The Music changes to the Canadian National Anthem!
GtB: I think all you Americans look ridiculous when you wear your parkas and carry your skis in July. We believe that Beer should actually have Alcohol in it! You know what the first wors American Tourists learn in any foreign language are? "Don't Shoot! I'm Canadian!" I do know your cousin Suzie in Saskatoon, and she says you're an a$$hole! Hockey is the greatest team sport in the world and Canada is the first nation of Hockey! That's right, Basketball, which we invented by the way, is for p***ies! You can't even get Football right. My name is Gnarffligner the Butcher, and I AM CANADIAN!
Picture #1: Rick Mercer.
This is Rick Mercer. He comes from Canada. His show on the Canadian Television features him talking to American Citizens and only airing the most foolish ones he can find. Is America a joke to this man?
Picture #2: Celine Dion.
This is Celine Dion. She is also from Canada. You would know her from that annoying song in the movie "Titanic". She continues to torture unfortunate gamblers in Las Vegas with her music and will not sign on to sing at Abu Ghraib...
Picture #3: The Todd Bertuzzi hit on Steve Moore.
This picture comes from a Hockey game. The man in the black jersey is Todd Bertuzzi. He broke the neck of an opponent in a game. Is their idea of a sport breaking the neck of a random opponent? No wonder that noboby in America watches that barbaric sport.
Picture #4 A Red Maple Leaf on a white background
America, what can we do to stop this menace?
The camera pans out to show red on the sides and reveal that this is painted on a Frying pan!
GtB: Absolutely nothing!
The Music changes to the Canadian National Anthem!
GtB: I think all you Americans look ridiculous when you wear your parkas and carry your skis in July. We believe that Beer should actually have Alcohol in it! You know what the first wors American Tourists learn in any foreign language are? "Don't Shoot! I'm Canadian!" I do know your cousin Suzie in Saskatoon, and she says you're an a$$hole! Hockey is the greatest team sport in the world and Canada is the first nation of Hockey! That's right, Basketball, which we invented by the way, is for p***ies! You can't even get Football right. My name is Gnarffligner the Butcher, and I AM CANADIAN!
