Post by KingBear/Brett Steel on Mar 29, 2007 4:52:07 GMT -5
The scene opens up with KingBear standing in a kitchen with a frying pan in hand. He turns to the camera revealing a delicious looking pan of steak and onions and peppers. He smiles slightly before sliding the mixture into a ceramic bowl and setting the pan down on a burner. He then brings the bowl out of the kitchen and into a large dining room where Vladimir and Sang are sitting in front of a delectable looking set of Mexican food.
KingBear sits down at the head of the table with Sang on his right and Vlad on his left. He then looks up at the camera with a smile on his face, "Y'know, I bet Gnarfflinger wishes he could make meals like this. That piece of no good trash flunked out of the most prestigious Culinary School in the country, Le Cordon Bleu Culinary. Hell, I bet that no good cook flunked out of all the other less prestigious schools too."
Sang and Vlad laugh lightly as they fill their plates with various items. KingBear grabs a tortilla and puts some of the previous mixture onto it before folding it over and taking a large bite from it. He chews and swallows before looking up at the camera again, "I, however, did graduate from Le Cordon Bleu with honors. I can make anything from a perfect deli style sandwich to an amazing Apricot Stuffed Chicken."
"It's true... That apricot stuffed chicken is the best thing I ever had before my Papa Bear went to Le Cordon Bleu." Sang chimes in after swallowing some of the food.
"I'd have to admit, coming here for dinner usually gives me some of the best energy for my matches. KB is one of the best cooks I've ever heard of. This guy aint big for no reason." Vlad smiles through a mouthfull of some of the food.
"Well you have it there folks. My food is amazing. Now on to Gnarfflinger the Butcher of anything that could have been edible. That man has no chance matching with me in the ring. He's slower than me, weaker than me, older than me and sure as hell uglier than me. Let's just say that when this big bear steps into any ring with Gnarfflinger, he'll get blown away with my skill. Be it in the kitchen, or in the squared circle."
"I can gaurantee you get laid more than he does..." Sang giggles lightly.
"I didnt need to know that! You're my sister!!!" Vlad caughs loudly which causes KingBear and Sang both to bust out laughing.
"Yeah yeah, sorry about that man. Well on to more pressing issues. Gnarfflinger you failed out of Le Cordon Bleu, and you're failing in life, so lets get this match over with and give you one more thing to fail at."
The camera flashes scenes from Le Cordon Bleu culinary school and shows the number to the school, as well as the website. The scene then cuts back to KingBear, Sang and Vlad all standing facing the camera. "And for you that dont want to fail at life and want to be as great as the one and only KingBear, go to Le Cordon Bleu Culinary School and get your culinary degree. Hey, who knows, maybe one day you'll be as powerful as I am. Ok I'm just kidding, I'm too powerful for you to match me. But you'll definately be better off than that culinary school reject Gnarfflinger. Go to Le Cordon Bleu and grab your future by the balls and take charge like I did."
"And soon, men, you'll be able to wow women like me with your cooking. Ok maybe not as good looking as me, but good looking none the less." Sang smiles as she wraps an arm around KingBear.
"The lesson of this story kids, dont flunk out of Culinary School and life will be better. Especially for your friends." Vlad laughs loudly as he pats KingBear on the back before the scene cuts out with Vlad, KingBear and Sang all laughing.
LE CORDON BLEU CULINARY SCHOOL!
END OF THREAD!!
((Comments always welcome))
KingBear sits down at the head of the table with Sang on his right and Vlad on his left. He then looks up at the camera with a smile on his face, "Y'know, I bet Gnarfflinger wishes he could make meals like this. That piece of no good trash flunked out of the most prestigious Culinary School in the country, Le Cordon Bleu Culinary. Hell, I bet that no good cook flunked out of all the other less prestigious schools too."
Sang and Vlad laugh lightly as they fill their plates with various items. KingBear grabs a tortilla and puts some of the previous mixture onto it before folding it over and taking a large bite from it. He chews and swallows before looking up at the camera again, "I, however, did graduate from Le Cordon Bleu with honors. I can make anything from a perfect deli style sandwich to an amazing Apricot Stuffed Chicken."
"It's true... That apricot stuffed chicken is the best thing I ever had before my Papa Bear went to Le Cordon Bleu." Sang chimes in after swallowing some of the food.
"I'd have to admit, coming here for dinner usually gives me some of the best energy for my matches. KB is one of the best cooks I've ever heard of. This guy aint big for no reason." Vlad smiles through a mouthfull of some of the food.
"Well you have it there folks. My food is amazing. Now on to Gnarfflinger the Butcher of anything that could have been edible. That man has no chance matching with me in the ring. He's slower than me, weaker than me, older than me and sure as hell uglier than me. Let's just say that when this big bear steps into any ring with Gnarfflinger, he'll get blown away with my skill. Be it in the kitchen, or in the squared circle."
"I can gaurantee you get laid more than he does..." Sang giggles lightly.
"I didnt need to know that! You're my sister!!!" Vlad caughs loudly which causes KingBear and Sang both to bust out laughing.
"Yeah yeah, sorry about that man. Well on to more pressing issues. Gnarfflinger you failed out of Le Cordon Bleu, and you're failing in life, so lets get this match over with and give you one more thing to fail at."
The camera flashes scenes from Le Cordon Bleu culinary school and shows the number to the school, as well as the website. The scene then cuts back to KingBear, Sang and Vlad all standing facing the camera. "And for you that dont want to fail at life and want to be as great as the one and only KingBear, go to Le Cordon Bleu Culinary School and get your culinary degree. Hey, who knows, maybe one day you'll be as powerful as I am. Ok I'm just kidding, I'm too powerful for you to match me. But you'll definately be better off than that culinary school reject Gnarfflinger. Go to Le Cordon Bleu and grab your future by the balls and take charge like I did."
"And soon, men, you'll be able to wow women like me with your cooking. Ok maybe not as good looking as me, but good looking none the less." Sang smiles as she wraps an arm around KingBear.
"The lesson of this story kids, dont flunk out of Culinary School and life will be better. Especially for your friends." Vlad laughs loudly as he pats KingBear on the back before the scene cuts out with Vlad, KingBear and Sang all laughing.
LE CORDON BLEU CULINARY SCHOOL!
END OF THREAD!!
((Comments always welcome))
