Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 29, 2007 9:35:11 GMT -5
Wreckingball walks into camerashot, grinning, and with a computer behind him...
He is wearing wraparound shades, a sleeveless New Era shirt, baggy black pants with a flame design and black boots. The grin fades, and is replaced with a serious look.
Wreckingball: I like to think, that my matches do more than entertain the fans. I know, that every night I go out and fight...many of my fans are aspiring Fighty fighty persons as well. I know some of them have found a wrestling school...and have begun training.
(Scene cuts, to a younger Wreckingball training, and losing a lot of matches)
Wreckingball: I also know, how soul-crushing it is to lose match after match, because of bad training. The first wrestling school I went to...they only bothered to teach me the basics, because I wasn't a "natural". Of course, I left, and found somewhere I fit in. Somewhere where the trainers actually taught everyone, not just the people who were naturally talented.
(Scene cuts to Wreckingball, at another school, forcing many other people to submit in matches, then standing up and shaking hands with them.)
Wreckingball: So naturally, I improved a lot. I don't know if I have what it takes to become a trainer, although after retirement...I would like to give it a try, and give something back to my fans.
(Wreckingball turns to the computer, and types in a website)
Wreckingball: Although I don't have the time to train new Fighty fighty persons, I can still write extra advice for them...both as articles online, and more personally through e-mail.
(Camera pans to the computer, it shows Wreckingball applying a series of submission holds to opponents)
Wreckingball: Most new Fighty fighty persons find the concepts of submission wrestling most difficult to understand. I know I did, thats why I had to work on it so much. Well, don't worry. These articles will explain it in a way the trainers don't...in a way that makes sense.
(Wreckingball grins to the camera)
Wreckingball: This isn't shameless self promotion, as I'm not getting anything out of this. Well...except for the satisfaction of helping Fighty fighty persons understand their training. Thank you and goodnight.
END.
He is wearing wraparound shades, a sleeveless New Era shirt, baggy black pants with a flame design and black boots. The grin fades, and is replaced with a serious look.
Wreckingball: I like to think, that my matches do more than entertain the fans. I know, that every night I go out and fight...many of my fans are aspiring Fighty fighty persons as well. I know some of them have found a wrestling school...and have begun training.
(Scene cuts, to a younger Wreckingball training, and losing a lot of matches)
Wreckingball: I also know, how soul-crushing it is to lose match after match, because of bad training. The first wrestling school I went to...they only bothered to teach me the basics, because I wasn't a "natural". Of course, I left, and found somewhere I fit in. Somewhere where the trainers actually taught everyone, not just the people who were naturally talented.
(Scene cuts to Wreckingball, at another school, forcing many other people to submit in matches, then standing up and shaking hands with them.)
Wreckingball: So naturally, I improved a lot. I don't know if I have what it takes to become a trainer, although after retirement...I would like to give it a try, and give something back to my fans.
(Wreckingball turns to the computer, and types in a website)
Wreckingball: Although I don't have the time to train new Fighty fighty persons, I can still write extra advice for them...both as articles online, and more personally through e-mail.
(Camera pans to the computer, it shows Wreckingball applying a series of submission holds to opponents)
Wreckingball: Most new Fighty fighty persons find the concepts of submission wrestling most difficult to understand. I know I did, thats why I had to work on it so much. Well, don't worry. These articles will explain it in a way the trainers don't...in a way that makes sense.
(Wreckingball grins to the camera)
Wreckingball: This isn't shameless self promotion, as I'm not getting anything out of this. Well...except for the satisfaction of helping Fighty fighty persons understand their training. Thank you and goodnight.
END.
