Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 29, 2007 23:48:49 GMT -5
Gnarfflinger the Butcher is in a Kitchen set with Ray.
Ray: Who did I mouth off to to get this assignment.
GtB: Uh, Ray, I think that red light means we're live...
Ray: Good afternoon Ladies, and of course, gentlemen. I'm here with SNR's favourite sadistic bastard, Gnarffligner the Btucher!
GtB: Thanks Ray.
Ray: And Gnarfflinger is here after Kingbear recently criticized his cooking skills. Gnarfflinger, what have you to say about this?
GtB: Well, I do know how to cook, but I'm not one of those snooty chefs. Being the oldest in the family it fell to me to cook when my parents wanted a weekend getaway or a night out. It wasn't fancy, but from the look of me, you can tell I don't miss too many meals either...
Ray: Certainly not...
GtB: And while King Bear was off learning to be a fancy chef, I was actually learning the manly art of Wrestling. My hat's off to you, but Appricot Stuffed Chicken? WTF?
Ray: That happens to be my favourite meal...
GtB: My point exactly...
Ray: So you'd like a chance to cook for us?
GtB: Yes, it's one of my personal favourites, Bear steaks!
Ray: Sounds, um, crude...
GtB: Bear meat has a bad reputation for being greasy, but it is quite delicious if prepared properly.
Ray: And just how do you do that?
GtB: First tenderize the meat...
*shows repeated clips of a number of Frying pan shots*
Ray winces.
GtB: Soak it in beer...
*shows footage of Vlad getting hit in the head with someone's beer*
Ray looks to protest but can't speak.
GtB: Then Bread it...
*Shows Rurouni being thrown repeatedly in some thumbtacks*
Ray covers his eyes
GtB: Wrap it...
*shows Soundlab getting sent into some Barbed Wire from Total Carnage*
Ray Whimpers.
GtB: Let it marinate in it's own juices...
*shows the Game left lying in his own blood*
Ray begins to look pale.
GtB: Prepare the Barbecue
*shows a Flaming Table being prepared*
Ray begins to tremble.
GtB: Put it on an electric grill ro sear it and retain the juices...
*Shows Jake Diamond being driven into the electric cage wall at Total Carnage*
Ray starts to sob.
GtB: Toss it into the open flames...
*shows Skull being driven through a flaming Table*
Ray openly weeps.
GtB: Put out the flames...
*shows Rurouni getting sprayed with the Fire Extinguisher*
Ray: *still weeping* No, please, no more!
GtB: And Savour the meal...
*Shows the Butcher getting his hand raised in victory*
Ray is seen vomitting in the garbage pail...
GtB: You see King Bear, you are the main course next week. Bon Appetit!
End of Thread. Comments?
Ray: Who did I mouth off to to get this assignment.
GtB: Uh, Ray, I think that red light means we're live...
Ray: Good afternoon Ladies, and of course, gentlemen. I'm here with SNR's favourite sadistic bastard, Gnarffligner the Btucher!
GtB: Thanks Ray.
Ray: And Gnarfflinger is here after Kingbear recently criticized his cooking skills. Gnarfflinger, what have you to say about this?
GtB: Well, I do know how to cook, but I'm not one of those snooty chefs. Being the oldest in the family it fell to me to cook when my parents wanted a weekend getaway or a night out. It wasn't fancy, but from the look of me, you can tell I don't miss too many meals either...
Ray: Certainly not...
GtB: And while King Bear was off learning to be a fancy chef, I was actually learning the manly art of Wrestling. My hat's off to you, but Appricot Stuffed Chicken? WTF?
Ray: That happens to be my favourite meal...
GtB: My point exactly...
Ray: So you'd like a chance to cook for us?
GtB: Yes, it's one of my personal favourites, Bear steaks!
Ray: Sounds, um, crude...
GtB: Bear meat has a bad reputation for being greasy, but it is quite delicious if prepared properly.
Ray: And just how do you do that?
GtB: First tenderize the meat...
*shows repeated clips of a number of Frying pan shots*
Ray winces.
GtB: Soak it in beer...
*shows footage of Vlad getting hit in the head with someone's beer*
Ray looks to protest but can't speak.
GtB: Then Bread it...
*Shows Rurouni being thrown repeatedly in some thumbtacks*
Ray covers his eyes
GtB: Wrap it...
*shows Soundlab getting sent into some Barbed Wire from Total Carnage*
Ray Whimpers.
GtB: Let it marinate in it's own juices...
*shows the Game left lying in his own blood*
Ray begins to look pale.
GtB: Prepare the Barbecue
*shows a Flaming Table being prepared*
Ray begins to tremble.
GtB: Put it on an electric grill ro sear it and retain the juices...
*Shows Jake Diamond being driven into the electric cage wall at Total Carnage*
Ray starts to sob.
GtB: Toss it into the open flames...
*shows Skull being driven through a flaming Table*
Ray openly weeps.
GtB: Put out the flames...
*shows Rurouni getting sprayed with the Fire Extinguisher*
Ray: *still weeping* No, please, no more!
GtB: And Savour the meal...
*Shows the Butcher getting his hand raised in victory*
Ray is seen vomitting in the garbage pail...
GtB: You see King Bear, you are the main course next week. Bon Appetit!
End of Thread. Comments?
