Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Apr 1, 2007 11:25:29 GMT -5
A wrestling clip plays...it is Wreckingball performing the Wreckingball Bomb upon Jake Diamond and pinning him for the three count. The clip plays again, repeatedly, in slow motion, until it freezes...on Wreckingball pinning Jake.
The camera moves out of focus...and re-focuses on the frozen image, shown on a large television screen.
Wreckingball walks into view, he is wearing a pair of wraparound reflective sunglasses, a sleeveless shirt, with a multicolour flame design covering the shirt and the words "The New Era" across the back shoulders in contrasting colours (eg. red/orange over blue, green/blue over red/orange/yellow). He is wearing wrestling pants with the same style of design, but with "Wreckingball" down one leg, "The New Era" down the other.
He turns to the camera with a relaxed, amused expression.
Wreckingball points at the television screen...
Wreckingball: I never get tired of watching that match....I also know at least three other people who think it's one of their lifetime favourites...and four who don't. Anyway, I don't really need to show you all the runup to the match...because as great as the promos were, and the "Pre-Match" match was...
(Clips of Wreckingball and Jake vs. Alex and Disciple play, fixing on Jake and the Coven attacking Wreckingball at the end)
Wreckingball: And as great as the Chamber of Death was....I've not finished with you yet Jake. At Chamber of Death...I set out to take revenge on you for this...
(Wreckingball points to himself covered by the US flag)
Wreckingball: This is an insult to both myself, my country...and to tell you the truth, the United States as well. I mean, turning on a tag team partner, even one you hate...and then covering them with the United States flag. Really, Jake...I didn't think even you could dishonour three hundred million people in three seconds, but you made a good effort...
Wreckingball looks very serious for a moment.
Wreckingball: So...it was a pleasure, and an honour for me to correct this disgrace in the Chamber of Death. So thank you Jake, thank you for the opportunity of letting me kick your traitor butt...and thank you for being stupid enough to ask to fight me at Fighty fighty person Appreciation Night!
Wreckingball begins grinning, openly, and leans into the camera.
Wreckingball: I know this isn't going to be some crazy-ass high-flying death-defying match...because this match isn't about that. In the Chamber of Death, I broke the Coven, and I broke your body Jake...and now I want to finish off what's left. That's why I chose a rigidly enforced, clean submissions match...becuase I want to do more than beat you again. I want to humiliate you Jake...in front of eighty thousand people, and milllions more on television. I want them to see that I can do it without breaking any rules, without using light tubes, or brass knuckles or any of that crap.
Wreckingball steps back, looking a little calmer, and more thoughtful. He pauses before he carries on speaking...
Wreckingball: I thought I should tell you why I want to do this so badly. It is true, that most often I just want to win a match while putting on a good show to my fans...and to my opponent too. But Jake...you went too far.
You insulted me, the country I came from...and also every time you come out into the ring, you insult the United States as well. The US isn't my home country, but I spend most of the time here, and I found that most Americans are very accepting of foreign people and other cultures...and I don't think they agree with you when you try and speak for them.
People are the same everywhere, Jake...and all over the country, every show I've fought in, whenever I come out and entertain the crowd and you decide to show your face, I get cheered and the crowd beg me to kick your butt. All of these shows have been in the United States as well...Jake, I speak for America far more honestly than you do, and I'm not even American! I've only lived in this country for five months! If you must call yourself "The Purebred" at least be honest and call yourself the "Purebred Moron". Oh, and change your entrance theme to "American Idiot" as well. It suits you better.
Wreckingball grins at the camera, and salutes.
Wreckingball: Thankyou...and goodnight.
OOC: Comments welcome
The camera moves out of focus...and re-focuses on the frozen image, shown on a large television screen.
Wreckingball walks into view, he is wearing a pair of wraparound reflective sunglasses, a sleeveless shirt, with a multicolour flame design covering the shirt and the words "The New Era" across the back shoulders in contrasting colours (eg. red/orange over blue, green/blue over red/orange/yellow). He is wearing wrestling pants with the same style of design, but with "Wreckingball" down one leg, "The New Era" down the other.
He turns to the camera with a relaxed, amused expression.
Wreckingball points at the television screen...
Wreckingball: I never get tired of watching that match....I also know at least three other people who think it's one of their lifetime favourites...and four who don't. Anyway, I don't really need to show you all the runup to the match...because as great as the promos were, and the "Pre-Match" match was...
(Clips of Wreckingball and Jake vs. Alex and Disciple play, fixing on Jake and the Coven attacking Wreckingball at the end)
Wreckingball: And as great as the Chamber of Death was....I've not finished with you yet Jake. At Chamber of Death...I set out to take revenge on you for this...
(Wreckingball points to himself covered by the US flag)
Wreckingball: This is an insult to both myself, my country...and to tell you the truth, the United States as well. I mean, turning on a tag team partner, even one you hate...and then covering them with the United States flag. Really, Jake...I didn't think even you could dishonour three hundred million people in three seconds, but you made a good effort...
Wreckingball looks very serious for a moment.
Wreckingball: So...it was a pleasure, and an honour for me to correct this disgrace in the Chamber of Death. So thank you Jake, thank you for the opportunity of letting me kick your traitor butt...and thank you for being stupid enough to ask to fight me at Fighty fighty person Appreciation Night!
Wreckingball begins grinning, openly, and leans into the camera.
Wreckingball: I know this isn't going to be some crazy-ass high-flying death-defying match...because this match isn't about that. In the Chamber of Death, I broke the Coven, and I broke your body Jake...and now I want to finish off what's left. That's why I chose a rigidly enforced, clean submissions match...becuase I want to do more than beat you again. I want to humiliate you Jake...in front of eighty thousand people, and milllions more on television. I want them to see that I can do it without breaking any rules, without using light tubes, or brass knuckles or any of that crap.
Wreckingball steps back, looking a little calmer, and more thoughtful. He pauses before he carries on speaking...
Wreckingball: I thought I should tell you why I want to do this so badly. It is true, that most often I just want to win a match while putting on a good show to my fans...and to my opponent too. But Jake...you went too far.
You insulted me, the country I came from...and also every time you come out into the ring, you insult the United States as well. The US isn't my home country, but I spend most of the time here, and I found that most Americans are very accepting of foreign people and other cultures...and I don't think they agree with you when you try and speak for them.
People are the same everywhere, Jake...and all over the country, every show I've fought in, whenever I come out and entertain the crowd and you decide to show your face, I get cheered and the crowd beg me to kick your butt. All of these shows have been in the United States as well...Jake, I speak for America far more honestly than you do, and I'm not even American! I've only lived in this country for five months! If you must call yourself "The Purebred" at least be honest and call yourself the "Purebred Moron". Oh, and change your entrance theme to "American Idiot" as well. It suits you better.
Wreckingball grins at the camera, and salutes.
Wreckingball: Thankyou...and goodnight.
OOC: Comments welcome