Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Apr 16, 2007 7:57:46 GMT -5
The screen comes in on an empty stadium, Vladimir sitting in backwards chair with a long black wig on. On top of it is a baseball cap turned backwards, the words "Forsaken Emos" visible. Dark lines outline his eyes, Vladimir donning mascara. On his lower lip, there is a fake lip ring. His t-shirt says "The Canadian Emo" above a red maple leaf as he looks at the camera with his lower lip pouted out.
"I remember my mother once asking me why I was wearing her clothes..."
Pictures show up on the screen, photomanipulated with Alex Stall's head on the bodies of women in dresses and skirts and one in lacy black lingerie. They fade away and it comes back to Vladimir sitting in the chair, covering his mouth as if about to cry, trying to hide a smile.
"I told her it was because I was angry. I was angry at the world and angry at my parents. They just didn't get it.. I wanted to die."
Scenes of Alex Stall looking emotional after matches run through, including highlights after his recent match with Hawkeye. It ends with him wiping away tears and shaking Hawkeye's hand.
"I remember my dad.."
Vladimir moves some of the hair off to the side, pushing an emo swoop out of his face. He looks off to the side with a look of sadness and then back to the camera.
"..my dad.. beating me and screaming that I was nothing more than a panzy. He totally didn't get it. He couldn't understand the darkness.. that burning darkness.. you know.. in my heart, in my soul. Besides, I mean... so what if I'm a panzy? Look at this..."
'Alex' picks up a very bad replica of the Jr. Heavyweight title, made from a leather belt and a piece of cardboard. He shoves it out towards the screen to give a closer look and then sets it in his lap.
"I mean... yeah, so what if my stupid dad thinks I'm a panzy. I beat a midget in a metrosexual mask for this thing! ... And it only took me 15 tries to do it."
Vladimir nods his head, backing up his own statement. He gives a small smile and a nod, showing off a fake ego about the 'accomplishment'.
"And it was the greatest feeling of my life.. I'd do it all over again if I thought Hawkeye would let me pin him out of sympathy again. I love.... I mean.. respect... 'cuz I'm totally NOT a homosexual... Hawkeye. ....That didn't make me sound like a homosexual, did it? I mean.. not that being a homosexual is bad.. it's totally not and it's not cool that people pick on me... I mean other people.. for being homosexual. I mean... yeah.. I'm not a homosexual...... I'm the new Jr. Heavyweight champion."
He looks worried for a second, then starts to work into a smile.
"Yeah, that's right.. Jr. Heavyweight champion... We had to change the name from Sr. Heavyweight Championship being I finally beat Hawkeye. I still can't believe it.. I actually beat.."
'Alex' starts to get emotional and starts to sob lightly, trying to keep it together.
"That old... midget."
The last word takes some effort and comes out as a squeek as Vladimir covers his eyes and face as if breaking down into tears.
"I can't go on, turn the camera off.."
The screen goes black and one last line is heard before it cuts off completely.
"G0d damn it, my mascara's running again.."
End - Comments please?
OOC: Sorry Alex and Hawkeye. The idea hit me and was too good to pass up. I needed something heelish to do, been too soft lately.
"I remember my mother once asking me why I was wearing her clothes..."
Pictures show up on the screen, photomanipulated with Alex Stall's head on the bodies of women in dresses and skirts and one in lacy black lingerie. They fade away and it comes back to Vladimir sitting in the chair, covering his mouth as if about to cry, trying to hide a smile.
"I told her it was because I was angry. I was angry at the world and angry at my parents. They just didn't get it.. I wanted to die."
Scenes of Alex Stall looking emotional after matches run through, including highlights after his recent match with Hawkeye. It ends with him wiping away tears and shaking Hawkeye's hand.
"I remember my dad.."
Vladimir moves some of the hair off to the side, pushing an emo swoop out of his face. He looks off to the side with a look of sadness and then back to the camera.
"..my dad.. beating me and screaming that I was nothing more than a panzy. He totally didn't get it. He couldn't understand the darkness.. that burning darkness.. you know.. in my heart, in my soul. Besides, I mean... so what if I'm a panzy? Look at this..."
'Alex' picks up a very bad replica of the Jr. Heavyweight title, made from a leather belt and a piece of cardboard. He shoves it out towards the screen to give a closer look and then sets it in his lap.
"I mean... yeah, so what if my stupid dad thinks I'm a panzy. I beat a midget in a metrosexual mask for this thing! ... And it only took me 15 tries to do it."
Vladimir nods his head, backing up his own statement. He gives a small smile and a nod, showing off a fake ego about the 'accomplishment'.
"And it was the greatest feeling of my life.. I'd do it all over again if I thought Hawkeye would let me pin him out of sympathy again. I love.... I mean.. respect... 'cuz I'm totally NOT a homosexual... Hawkeye. ....That didn't make me sound like a homosexual, did it? I mean.. not that being a homosexual is bad.. it's totally not and it's not cool that people pick on me... I mean other people.. for being homosexual. I mean... yeah.. I'm not a homosexual...... I'm the new Jr. Heavyweight champion."
He looks worried for a second, then starts to work into a smile.
"Yeah, that's right.. Jr. Heavyweight champion... We had to change the name from Sr. Heavyweight Championship being I finally beat Hawkeye. I still can't believe it.. I actually beat.."
'Alex' starts to get emotional and starts to sob lightly, trying to keep it together.
"That old... midget."
The last word takes some effort and comes out as a squeek as Vladimir covers his eyes and face as if breaking down into tears.
"I can't go on, turn the camera off.."
The screen goes black and one last line is heard before it cuts off completely.
"G0d damn it, my mascara's running again.."
End - Comments please?
OOC: Sorry Alex and Hawkeye. The idea hit me and was too good to pass up. I needed something heelish to do, been too soft lately.
