Post by TPK on Apr 17, 2007 0:19:53 GMT -5
The scene opens and a typical modern day familly consisting of a mom,a dad, and an eleven to tweleve year old boy are seen sitting around a table in a fancy looking kitchen with a sliding glass door.The parents seem to be talking about various things that have been hapening as the boy eats his breakfast and looks verry bored.
[pink]Mom:Honey whats wrong aren't you hungry this morning?[/pink]
[red]Dad:Is there somthing wrong with your food son?[/red]
[blue]Son:Well it's not that it's just that...this food is so well boring I wish just once we could have brekfast with a kick.[/blue]
The dad goes to say somthing to the boy when suddenly out of nowhere TPK comes barling through the glass sliding door. He looks around at the family brushing glass bits off of himslef. He walks over and stands by the boy he looks over to the parents than back at the boy.
[orange]TPK:I was just passing by and I heard that you want a better brekfast..one with a kick! Well have I got somthing you are just going to love! After you eat this cereal you will feel like somone hit you in the mouth with a big bag of delicious.[/orange]
TPK reaches behind his back and pulls out a box of cereal with a picture of him pinning some random Fighty fighty person. The box reads "Psycho Smacks." TPK pours some cereal into a bowl the cereal apears to be in the shape of corn puffs in the shape of belts and marshmellows shaped like barbed wire coils. TPK than pours some milk into the cereal which imediatly turns blood red. The boy takes a bite and grins.
[blue]Boy:WOW! This cereal is neato I have only taken one bite and already I have gotten the biggest sugar buzz of my entire life.[/blue]
The child begins eating franticly
[pink]Mom:Ok hold on a minute there mister Psycho is this cereal good for you at all!?[/pink]
[orange]TPK:ABSOLUTLEY NOT![/orange]
[red]Dad:Oh well at least he dosen't lie about it go ahead son keep on eating.[/red]
[orange]TPK:But wait evry box of "Psycho Smacks" comes with a prize! Hey kido let's see what you got. *TPK reaches in the box and pulls out a small leather pouch that is tied off with a pull string. He unties it and dumps the contents on the table spilling broken glass and rusty nails all over the table* Hey you got a good one![/orange]
[red]Dad:Hey that is broken glass and rusty nails I mean is it really all that safe for my boy to be playing with that kind of thing?[/red]
[orange]TPK:No no it is not all safe but hey thats the fun part now isn't it! So remeber kids for a cereal that will beat you up at recess and steal all of your lunch money get "Psycho Smacks." Just look for the box with my on it and thats how you know you got the most extreme brekfast food out there today![/orange]
The Scene fades as TPK and the parents chat and the boy starts playing with his prize
End Thread
*OCC Comments welcomed*
[pink]Mom:Honey whats wrong aren't you hungry this morning?[/pink]
[red]Dad:Is there somthing wrong with your food son?[/red]
[blue]Son:Well it's not that it's just that...this food is so well boring I wish just once we could have brekfast with a kick.[/blue]
The dad goes to say somthing to the boy when suddenly out of nowhere TPK comes barling through the glass sliding door. He looks around at the family brushing glass bits off of himslef. He walks over and stands by the boy he looks over to the parents than back at the boy.
[orange]TPK:I was just passing by and I heard that you want a better brekfast..one with a kick! Well have I got somthing you are just going to love! After you eat this cereal you will feel like somone hit you in the mouth with a big bag of delicious.[/orange]
TPK reaches behind his back and pulls out a box of cereal with a picture of him pinning some random Fighty fighty person. The box reads "Psycho Smacks." TPK pours some cereal into a bowl the cereal apears to be in the shape of corn puffs in the shape of belts and marshmellows shaped like barbed wire coils. TPK than pours some milk into the cereal which imediatly turns blood red. The boy takes a bite and grins.
[blue]Boy:WOW! This cereal is neato I have only taken one bite and already I have gotten the biggest sugar buzz of my entire life.[/blue]
The child begins eating franticly
[pink]Mom:Ok hold on a minute there mister Psycho is this cereal good for you at all!?[/pink]
[orange]TPK:ABSOLUTLEY NOT![/orange]
[red]Dad:Oh well at least he dosen't lie about it go ahead son keep on eating.[/red]
[orange]TPK:But wait evry box of "Psycho Smacks" comes with a prize! Hey kido let's see what you got. *TPK reaches in the box and pulls out a small leather pouch that is tied off with a pull string. He unties it and dumps the contents on the table spilling broken glass and rusty nails all over the table* Hey you got a good one![/orange]
[red]Dad:Hey that is broken glass and rusty nails I mean is it really all that safe for my boy to be playing with that kind of thing?[/red]
[orange]TPK:No no it is not all safe but hey thats the fun part now isn't it! So remeber kids for a cereal that will beat you up at recess and steal all of your lunch money get "Psycho Smacks." Just look for the box with my on it and thats how you know you got the most extreme brekfast food out there today![/orange]
The Scene fades as TPK and the parents chat and the boy starts playing with his prize
End Thread
*OCC Comments welcomed*
