Post by Rhaps on Apr 18, 2007 4:56:31 GMT -5
Two children are seen playing. They mock fight each other when a third child walks over to them, carrying something. The children stop fighting and turn their attention to the newcomer.
Boy: Stop fighting like it's last year. I watch this awesome programme and I got something really cool.
The boy holds up a sickle and the other two boys stare at it in amazement. One of them reaches out to touch it, but the sickle is pulled away before he has a chance to.
Boy: Don't worry, I got one for all of us. This sickle was used in a match on the best wrestling programme ever!! GHW!!
The scene flashes to the children using the sickles as weapons, using it in the same fashion as was during the Rhaps vs Rorouni match. Rhaps appears from off screen and stops their playing.
Rhaps: Stop that, that's dangerous. (Rhaps turns to the camera). Now if you're anything like me then you don't like sickles. They're sharp and pointy and make it difficult to eat.
The children look confused. Rhaps turns and lifts his shirt.
Rhaps: See what I mean? Now, thrusty motions with a sickle are bad. I should know. It's too painful to describe. So I'll only be making an attempt at it. It's like having a huge truck backing up and stopping on your chest. Hmmm, yes that's it I guess. So instead of using sickles, just use weapons that aren't nearly as harmful. I recommend steel chairs and ladders. They're the best way to hurt someone, without the hassle of severe bleeding and potential death. It's also a lot easier to explain to policeman.
Rhaps: So this is me signing off and saying, beware of sickles. They hurt. (Rhaps looks at his stomach). They hurt a lot. Good night.
The scene ends with the children discarding the sickles and using steel chairs to attack each other with.
Voice over: This has been a public access message of safety. Play Safe.
End of Thread.
Comments welcome.
OOC: I wanted to do something a little bit different. TPK's cereal gave me the idea so thank you to TPK.
Boy: Stop fighting like it's last year. I watch this awesome programme and I got something really cool.
The boy holds up a sickle and the other two boys stare at it in amazement. One of them reaches out to touch it, but the sickle is pulled away before he has a chance to.
Boy: Don't worry, I got one for all of us. This sickle was used in a match on the best wrestling programme ever!! GHW!!
The scene flashes to the children using the sickles as weapons, using it in the same fashion as was during the Rhaps vs Rorouni match. Rhaps appears from off screen and stops their playing.
Rhaps: Stop that, that's dangerous. (Rhaps turns to the camera). Now if you're anything like me then you don't like sickles. They're sharp and pointy and make it difficult to eat.
The children look confused. Rhaps turns and lifts his shirt.
Rhaps: See what I mean? Now, thrusty motions with a sickle are bad. I should know. It's too painful to describe. So I'll only be making an attempt at it. It's like having a huge truck backing up and stopping on your chest. Hmmm, yes that's it I guess. So instead of using sickles, just use weapons that aren't nearly as harmful. I recommend steel chairs and ladders. They're the best way to hurt someone, without the hassle of severe bleeding and potential death. It's also a lot easier to explain to policeman.
Rhaps: So this is me signing off and saying, beware of sickles. They hurt. (Rhaps looks at his stomach). They hurt a lot. Good night.
The scene ends with the children discarding the sickles and using steel chairs to attack each other with.
Voice over: This has been a public access message of safety. Play Safe.
End of Thread.
Comments welcome.
OOC: I wanted to do something a little bit different. TPK's cereal gave me the idea so thank you to TPK.
