Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on May 4, 2007 11:50:03 GMT -5
The scene starts off in a hardware store in the lighting section. Jake is seen wearing dark colored jeans, a white pair of shoes and a plain white shirt and standing with his shopping cart. He's holding a light tube and looking at it's price when he suddenly gets a thoughtful expression on his face. Suddenly the screen changes to many different moments of Jake utilizing his signature weapon in many different moments in his career, as a man with a deep voice and the bottom of the screen read:
Voice: Light tubes: $10 each.
It suddenly shifts to Jake in another section of the store, apparently near the outdoors section. He passes many different chain link style of fencing when he comes across a large coil of barbed wire. He picks it up and admires the price when the scene changes again. This time to Jake using a steel chair covered in barbed wire, and using plain barbed wire to strangle and whip many different opponents, when the voice and the bottom of the screen say:
Voice: 1,000 feet of barbed wire: $50.
This time Jake is in the office section of the store going past many desks and conference tables. He comes across a large wooden folding table. He looks at the structure of the item and looks with a grin at the price tag, as he places it in across the top of his cart which is filled with light tubes and a few coils of barbed wire. The scene cuts off again this time to Jake hitting Human Wreckingball with a Riverside Dive through a flaming table during the Midnight Massacre Match then another Riverside Dive on HW through a table covered in salt and light tubes in the Chamber of Death, when the bottom of the screen reads the same as the voice:
Voice: Wooden folding table: $150.
The next place Jake is shown walking around in is the hardware/home improvement area of the hardware store. He walks past nails, and power tools when he comes toward ladders. He particularly picks out the largest ladder, which doesn't even come close to being able to fit in his cart, so he slides a 10 foot ladder on the bottom rung of his cart. The scene cuts off to Jake connecting with a Futures Edge on Hyper Elf in their Hardcore Match at LockDown and holding it for the pin, then it shows Jake flying off of a 20 foot ladder from the inside of the ring to Human Wreckingball on the announce table with a Diving Elbow. The voice and screen reads:
Voice: Ladder: $210.
Next is shows Jake driving away from the Hardware store in his red 2007 Ford F150 with all of his items in the back. It follows him as he drives into a funeral home and a man in a full black suit is already waiting for him. Jake and the man stand in front of a large wooden casket talking about sweet nothings, when Jake surprises the man by hitting him with a Super Kick. The scene cuts again to Jake's Casket Match in a previous federation, and giving his opponent a Fisherman Suplex from the ring apron into the opened casket filled with razor wire. The voice and the bottom of the screen read:
Voice: Wooden Casket: $900
The scene then completely changes to Jake in an empty arena with a spot light fixed dead on the center of the ring to Jake perched atop of his newly bought ladder. Just in front of the ladder is a casket filled to the brim with lights tubes resting on top of a folded wooden table wrapped completely in barbed wire. The camera zooms into Jake's face staring down at the soon to be carnage below him, and as he looks up the bottom of the screen and the voice read:
Voice: Watching the "Demonic Little Angel", Lil Rey Ray, eat his words...
The scene remains the same, focused directly on Jake's face as he expression slowly changes from serious, to his usual cocky and arrogant smile.
JD:... Priceless.
The scene changes for one final time to Jake standing on the middle turnbuckle after the Battle Royal to declare the Triumph champ with the Triumph title around his waist and raising his hands straight up in the shape of a diamond as the voice alone says:
Voice: There's somethings not even Mastercard can buy, for everything else there's Jake Diamond.
End of thread. Comments welcome.
Voice: Light tubes: $10 each.
It suddenly shifts to Jake in another section of the store, apparently near the outdoors section. He passes many different chain link style of fencing when he comes across a large coil of barbed wire. He picks it up and admires the price when the scene changes again. This time to Jake using a steel chair covered in barbed wire, and using plain barbed wire to strangle and whip many different opponents, when the voice and the bottom of the screen say:
Voice: 1,000 feet of barbed wire: $50.
This time Jake is in the office section of the store going past many desks and conference tables. He comes across a large wooden folding table. He looks at the structure of the item and looks with a grin at the price tag, as he places it in across the top of his cart which is filled with light tubes and a few coils of barbed wire. The scene cuts off again this time to Jake hitting Human Wreckingball with a Riverside Dive through a flaming table during the Midnight Massacre Match then another Riverside Dive on HW through a table covered in salt and light tubes in the Chamber of Death, when the bottom of the screen reads the same as the voice:
Voice: Wooden folding table: $150.
The next place Jake is shown walking around in is the hardware/home improvement area of the hardware store. He walks past nails, and power tools when he comes toward ladders. He particularly picks out the largest ladder, which doesn't even come close to being able to fit in his cart, so he slides a 10 foot ladder on the bottom rung of his cart. The scene cuts off to Jake connecting with a Futures Edge on Hyper Elf in their Hardcore Match at LockDown and holding it for the pin, then it shows Jake flying off of a 20 foot ladder from the inside of the ring to Human Wreckingball on the announce table with a Diving Elbow. The voice and screen reads:
Voice: Ladder: $210.
Next is shows Jake driving away from the Hardware store in his red 2007 Ford F150 with all of his items in the back. It follows him as he drives into a funeral home and a man in a full black suit is already waiting for him. Jake and the man stand in front of a large wooden casket talking about sweet nothings, when Jake surprises the man by hitting him with a Super Kick. The scene cuts again to Jake's Casket Match in a previous federation, and giving his opponent a Fisherman Suplex from the ring apron into the opened casket filled with razor wire. The voice and the bottom of the screen read:
Voice: Wooden Casket: $900
The scene then completely changes to Jake in an empty arena with a spot light fixed dead on the center of the ring to Jake perched atop of his newly bought ladder. Just in front of the ladder is a casket filled to the brim with lights tubes resting on top of a folded wooden table wrapped completely in barbed wire. The camera zooms into Jake's face staring down at the soon to be carnage below him, and as he looks up the bottom of the screen and the voice read:
Voice: Watching the "Demonic Little Angel", Lil Rey Ray, eat his words...
The scene remains the same, focused directly on Jake's face as he expression slowly changes from serious, to his usual cocky and arrogant smile.
JD:... Priceless.
The scene changes for one final time to Jake standing on the middle turnbuckle after the Battle Royal to declare the Triumph champ with the Triumph title around his waist and raising his hands straight up in the shape of a diamond as the voice alone says:
Voice: There's somethings not even Mastercard can buy, for everything else there's Jake Diamond.
End of thread. Comments welcome.
