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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Jan 22, 2007 18:40:02 GMT -5
*The lights of the arena change to the colors of red, white, and blue as the entrance tunnel fills with sparks and "New Skin" by Incubus blares throughout the arena. The silhouette of Jake appears in the tunnel as sparks shoot all around him.*
Lizzie: The following contest is a Hardcore match, where pin falls and submission count anywhere and anything is legal. Introducing first, hailing from New Haven, Connecticut. He is "The Present and Future of Wrestling", Jake Diamond!
*Jake walks out of the entrance tunnel with a shopping cart filled to the brim with lights sticks. He slowly begins to make his way down the entrance ramp as the crowd boos at him.*
JP: This is going to be a great match. I'm not going to say a "wrestling match" because everything and anything will be used for this bout.
Ray: You can count on it, but look at those abs on Jake! You could grate cheese on them!
*Jake walks the cart filled with light sticks to the announce table and then hops over the top rope. He goes up to the turnbuckle and forms his hands in the shape of a diamond, as the crowds boos echo throughout the arena. He hops off the turnbuckle and awaits for the arrival of Hyper Elf.*
JP: This is going to be just as, if not more, intense than their encounter at ASWF, maybe this time we'll see a winner.
Ray: Well you can bet both men are willing to take another sick bump just to disable their opponent. Possibly for good!
(((OOC: TBCB Hyper Elf)))
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Post by Tommy Musashi on Jan 22, 2007 23:20:20 GMT -5
(Damn! Why does it always freaken happen to me! I made this awesome intro.. And its all gone. heh.. oh well...)
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
JP: Here we go!
The audience jump to their feet in excitement, Never gonna stop by Rob Zombie blares over the PA system. Hyper Elf bursts through the curtains standing on to the stage. Peering at his fans through the dark shades covering his eyes. His glimmering blue trenchcoat flowing behind him as he paced his way down the ramp.
Ray: Wow, Hyper always looks so sexy when hes serious.
Lizzie: And his opponent, weighing this morning at 223 lbs. All the way from Concord, California. He is the master of the Hyperline. The Energetic Hyper Elf!
He high fives a few fans before sliding into the ring, standing face to face to Jake Diamond. The bell rings sounding the match to begin.
JP: let the bloodshed... BEGIN!
tbc Jake Diamond
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Jan 23, 2007 13:15:30 GMT -5
(((OOC: Ha ha you got to be a bit faster to beat me to the punch Hyper ))) *Both men stare each other down, until Jake backs off and gives Hyper a poke to the eye, and a swinging Neck Breaker. Jake wastes no time and slides to the outside of the ring and grabs one of his light sticks from the top of the shopping cart. He hops onto the ring apron, but is knocked off with a leg sweep by Hyper, having the stick drop in the ring.* JP: Hyper would have been done for already if Jake would have hit him with that light stick!Ray: Oh my, Vaulting Body Press on Jake Diamond to the outside of the ring.*Hyper Elf immediately grabs a steel trash lid from under the ring and cracks Jake in the ribs with it. The lid gets driven another three times in Jake ribs until Hyper throws it in the crowd and Hyper throws Jake to the inside of the ring. He walks over to the announce table and grabs some more of Jake's light sticks and two chairs.* JP: What could Hyper be thinking?Ray: If only he knew what I was thinking...*Hyper throws the chairs to the inside of the ring, and slides the light sticks in and he shortly follows after. He gives Jake a few stiff kicks to the midsection, making him roll to the ring apron, before setting the two chairs up facing each other then laying the light sticks across them. Jake waits for Hyper to finish setting them up as he waits at the top turnbuckle.* JP: Look up Hyper! Jake is waiting right in front of you!Ray: Looks like "The Future" is going to go airborne!*Hyper looks up, from setting up the lights sticks across the chair, and is leveled out with a Swan Dive DDT, driving Hyper Elf's head onto the lights sticks and having Jake fall onto the set-up chair. The referee checks both individuals to see if either of them quit the match. Despite the amount of damage both men have already taken, they both refuse to give up.* JP: Jake Diamond crashed and burned, and took Hyper Elf down with him! Ladies and gentleman this has already become one hell of a match!Ray: Well if either of them are lucky they'll be able to see after this match. That was one sick bump Hyper Elf took!*Jake slowly begins to get up with leverage from the ropes, as Hyper Elf rolls to his back, over the broken sharps of the lights sticks. Jake Diamond gets to his feet, but drops back down holding onto his back in pain, but forces himself to get to his feet. He tosses both chairs to the outside of the ring and fails trying to get Hyper back to his feet.* JP: We may have to stop the match right here, Jake's back is too screwed up to continue!Ray: Well if - Field Goal! Hyper Elf drove his foot straight into the groin of Jake from the ground!(((TBCB: Hyper Elf)))
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Post by Tommy Musashi on Jan 23, 2007 23:22:57 GMT -5
(Oh here we go again.. Time to play the killing game. ^^)
Hyper slowly raises to his feet, and wobbles off to the cart full of weapons. Scooping his hand through the trash he finds a handy dandy cookie sheet. Jake remains on the ground holding onto his jewels. Hyper stands waiting for the right time to strike.
Jake determinately rose to his feet turns with Hyper running up to Diamond. Jake sees it coming in the corner of his eye, kicks him in the gut, pulling the cookie sheet away from the Elf. After Hyper re-stabilizes, he tosses the cookie sheet to Hyper, and follows with a high dropkick to the cookie sheet which collides with Hyper.
JP: Oh wow.. That was a magnificent move by Jake Diamond, but it looks like he landed on his back with that dropkick. And he definitely felt that!
Ray: Oh, I guess that means theres no feeling that part of his body later on... But I can live without his back.
As JP smacks Ray in the back of the head. Jake and Hyper grab onto the ropes, pulling themselves up with dedication. Jake stops near the turnbuckle, kneeling down breathing heavily while also holding onto his back. Hyper getting better, stands ready on the opposite side of the ring.
JP: What? Already? The Hyperline!? Jake already has an injured back!
Ray: But aren't we kind of rooting for Hyper?
JP: You need to shut your mouth gay one.
Hyper decides to aim for the back, charging at full speed, digging his feet into the mat as he runs, giving him more momentum into the Hyperline, but suddenly a second later Hyper is smashed shoulder first into a chair in the turnbuckle, hanging over the ropes.
JP: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?
Ray: What did happen?
JP: I think its time to use our newly bought replay slow motion system.
{A replay pops up revealing Jake Diamond quickly reaching out for a chair, then diving out of the way placing the chair in his place with Hyper diving into the metal object, groaning in slow motion.}
Ray: wow.. That must of broken his shoulder.
Jake looks back at the destroyed Hyper laying their almost unconscious with a cocky grin on his face.
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Jan 24, 2007 18:29:05 GMT -5
(((OOC: Well Hyper this'll be just like our match at ASWF ))) *Jake wastes no time and slides to the outside of the ring and starts searching underneath. He first pulls out a 10 foot ladder, which he slides into the ring, and then he pulls out a steel chair wrapped with barb wire. He throws it into the ring and hops over the top rope. The steel chair wrapped in barb wire is picked up and is planted on a sitting Hyper Elf's skull, busting him wide open. The chair is wound up again and its connected into Hyper Elf's bad arm.* JP: Hyper Elf is bleeding rapidly, and his arm must be stinging like a hot, lethal injection!Ray: Well these two fighting makes me feel like getting a hot meat injection!*Jake gives Hyper a couple of stiff kicks to have him roll to the outside of the ring. Jake begins to set up the Ladder in one of the far corners as Hyper Elf discreetly grabs one of Jake's light sticks from the shopping cart. Jake grabs the barb wired chair and lays it down just in front of the ladder. He heads to the outside of the ring and grabs hold of Hyper Elf's hair, but Hyper brings the light stick back and breaks it over Jake Diamond's head.* JP: Hyper Elf just dropped Jake Diamond! Hurry, cover him for the win!Ray: Yeah, Jake fell to his knees faster than Paris Hilton!*Hyper sees his opening, and wipes the blood off his forehead, as he rolls Jake into the ring, shortly followed by Hyper. As Jake begins to get up, Hyper pulls the barb wired chair back, and hits Jake in the spine. Jake rolls around the ring screaming in pain, as Hyper Elf lays the barb wire chair below the ladder. Hyper body slams Jake onto the chair and starts to head up the ladder. Hyper does a taunt on the ladder, and leaps off and connects with a Moonsault on Jake and holds for the cover.* Ray: It's all over JP, Jake is probably dead...JP: Only a two count?! Check him again ref! No one could withstand that! Especially a scrawny kid like Jake Diamond!Ray: He's not scrawny! He's just well defined...*Hyper with a look of surprise on his face, heads to the turnbuckle and waits for Jake to get up signaling for a Hyperline. Jake slowly begins to make his way up as Hyper Elf rushes at him, but Jake drops down and gives Hyper Elf a drop toe hold onto one of the ladder steps. Jake quickly pulls back Hyper's tights in attempt for a school boy, but Hyper kicks out after two. Shocked, Jake tries to pull himself up, with help from the ladder, as Hyper Elf rolls over to one of the corners.* JP: This is incredible! This match is only for pride and both these men are showing the athleticism of pure champions!Ray: It's going to be exciting to see what happens next!((((TBCB: Hyper Elf))))
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jan 24, 2007 18:33:22 GMT -5
"Ray: Well these two fighting makes me feel like getting a hot meat injection!" Jake bro........you deserve karma for that on its own! *Laughs uncontrollably*.....*Awards karma*....*Laughs more*
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Post by Tommy Musashi on Jan 25, 2007 21:36:35 GMT -5
Both of them are leaning against their objects, glaring at one another, breathing heavily, and grasping onto their injured parts of their body. They begin to limp to one another, staring each other down. The audience cheering both men on this magnificent battle between two great athletes who arouses them with their magnificent skills in the ring.
Jake decided not to be honorable, and stomps on Hypers foot. Followed by a quick elbow strike to Hyper's injured shoulder. The Elf screams in agony, kneeling to the ground. Jake moves back over to the cart of weapons, pulling out what looks like to be a 2 by 4, and a nail sticking out of it.
JP: ok, why was that in the cart? Someone could really get hurt with that!
Ray: JP, you should know this better then I do. Its a hardcore match, anything can happen in a hardcore match.. Aaaanythiiiing.
JP: Don't be getting any ideas now, I don't want to see you dancing around in your birthday suite in the ring-HOLY SHIT! JAKE JUST STABBED THAT NAIL RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HYPER! Hyper is in pain!
Hyper who is growling, and rolling on the ground is about helpless in any attempts to come up with anything in this match. The audience is gasping in awe as the man who looks like who's got this match in the bag is now on top of the ladder.
JP: This is suicide! What is he doi-SWANTON BOMB SWANTON BOMB! But.. He missed! He missed Hyper! Hyper rolled out of the way just in time!
Jake arching his back on the ground, trying to withdraw the pain from being released out in the open. Hyper slowly crawls his way to the outside of the ring just next to the apron. Jake uses the ropes to pull himself up, and begins to follow Hyper who is still crawling around the ring. Jake finally catches up and grabs onto one of Hypers arm.
~CRACK~
Jake is seen laying on the ground, bleeding horribly from the forehead, and Hyper also on the ground resting, a broken barbed wire baseball bat just out of reach.
JP: THIS MATCH COULD LITERALLY BE A NOMINATION FOR BEST MATCH OF THE MONTH!... Ray?
Ray's head is in the desk snoring away.
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Jan 26, 2007 13:57:24 GMT -5
*Jake rolls over to his back and lays, staring at the ceiling of the arena with a glazed look over his face, as Hyper Elf raises himself up in the corner and signals for a Hyperline. When Jake finally raises himself to just one knee he's leveled with that high impact spear. Hyper quickly realizes what he's done and goes for the cover, but a shoulder is raised after a two count. Jake is tossed to the outside of the ring as Hyper Elf moves the ladder in the direct center of the ring.* JP: What could Hyper Elf be thinking? Jake should have been knocked out after the Hyperline!Ray: He sure did plow his way into Jake!*Hyper Elf goes to the outside of the ring to grab Jake Diamond, but as he turns a corner around the ring he's leveled out with a Stampede Neckbreaker. Jake gets up to his feet and grabs the barb wired chair and hits Hyper Elf in the stomach a few times, giving him numerous cuts. He's thrown back into the ring, as Jake searches for something important under the ring. A bucket filled with a white substance is found and Jake and the bucket go to the inside of the ring.* JP: What could be that white substance in that bucket?Ray: Well I know what I think it is...JP: Whatever it is it can't be - Oh my lord! It's salt! That was a torture technique used in the Korean War!*Jake grabs a handful of salt from the bucket and throws it in Hyper Elf's face, entering the open wound in his forehead. A horrific scream is heard throughout the arena as Jake dumps all of it in a pile beside the ladder, and begins to head up it. Hyper quickly responds by running up the other side of the ladder and gives Jake a punch. Blows are exchanged until Jake gives Hyper a poke to the eye and moves up the ladder, placing Hyper's head between Jake Diamond's legs. Both of Hyper Elf's arms are under hooked and Jake and his victim dive off the ladder onto the pile of salt.* JP: Riverside Dive off the ladder! More importantly Hyper's wounds are now filled with salt!Ray: Forget about match of the month, this could be match of the YEAR!*Jake seemed to have hurt his backside, but goes for the cover on Hyper Elf. A close, and controversial two is the result. Jake gets up to his feet and begins to scream at the referee, but the referee refuses to change his decision. As the two men argue, Hyper Elf regains his composure and throws a hand full of salt into Jakes open back, having him drop to his knees from pain. Hyper Elf changes the momentum into his favor by tossing Jake to the outside of the ring and setting him up knee the security barrier, as Hyper Elf waits for a Hyperline. When Jake gets up to both feet levels Jake with a Hyperline through the security barrier.* JP: If this match gets anymore intense I'm going to have a stroke...Ray: Hyper Elf is passed out on the unconscious Jake, I thought I have to seduce both of them to see this!(((TBCB: Hyper Elf. OOC: I think that'll be hardcore enough for this reply )))
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Post by Tommy Musashi on Jan 29, 2007 1:06:30 GMT -5
The ref runs down their, freaking out that both of them are unconscious. Neither of them moving an inch. Finally the ref begins the count, the audience moving down to the front seats to get a better look, chanting with the referee. 1.. 2.. 3..
JP: This might be it. If neither of them go for a pin, we might see once again.. A no contest!
4.. 5.. 6.. 7..8..
Hyper begins to awaken, pushing enough power into his body to roll over Jake for the pin. The referee falls to the ground as fast he can, the audience once again following the chant of the ref.
Audience: 1..2.. 3-OOOOOOOOH!
JP: Jake kicks out! Jake kicks out! The match is going to continue!
Ray:This match is making me jiggery, I can't wait to see what happens next!
Hyper looks too dazed to even care if Jake kicked out. Hyper slowly getting up, using the barricade as leverage. Jake follows, not leaving the Elf alone as they begin to trade punches, both of them staggering after each hit. Hyper decides to mix it up a bit with a clothesline, but fails to make contact, Jake reversing it and having Hyper back on the ground with a released German suplex.
Jake wobbles off to find barbed wire, and commences the barbed wire whipping into the Elfs back. Diamond gets tired of waiting for him to do anything, and lifts Hyper locks the arms, and falls back into a Fisherman suplex bridge pin onto the barbed wire. Referee slides next to the Fighty fighty persons slamming his hands into ground. Hyper kicking out at two.
JP: I'll tell ya what, Hyper kicking out with barbed wire flat on his back is good in my book.
Ray: Oh your silly. Hyper was in my book from the beginning.
JP: Yeah, but I bet that book is not the same type of book I'm talking about.
Jake begins to get really pissed and once again yells at the referee, but this time wraps the barbed wire around the refs neck choking him to almost death before releasing the hold.
JP: I think Jake Diamond has gone crazy.
Ray: So kinky, if only he had better style of clothing. What hes wearing now is just.. icky..
JP: Its wrestling Gear, it can be icky.
As Jake grins evilly at the fallen ref, he turns around just to be met by a super kick from Hyper, both immediately falling to the ground. A few seconds pass by, with a sudden burst of energy Hyper kicks up off the ground. His mind races with insane ways to end the match, reaching under the ring he pulls out a gasoline tank, and sprays it all over the announcer table.
JP: Oh come on Hyper! Not here! Couldn't you get a different table or something!?
Ray: Seriously, you almost ruined my fabulous purple suit!
Ray and JP move away from the announce table with the headsets, while Hyper has dragged JD into the ring, and leads him up to the top of the turnbuckle. Jake Diamond finally reacts, sending punches to Hypers head. The Elf fights back with numerous head butts to his opponent.
JP: Hyper is placing Jake in a Superplex position, this could get a little crazy-NO! NO! Jake fights back! blowing a hole into Hypers stomach with rapid punches!
Jake gets to the other side of Hyper picks him up German suplexes Hyper through the flaming announce table. 3 referees run down the ring, using fire extinguishers to put out the flame. Hyper having seizures from the immense flames that burned him. Blood trickling down all over his body as well as Jake Diamond.
Ray: Ugh.. now you guys got blood stains all over my suit. I hope you guys pay for this.. Or.. You guys could come to -
Ray gets knocked out by JP with a elbow to the head.
JP: Can't you see history is taking place!
After the ref counts to 5, Jake finally get himself to crawl over to Hyper and pinning him for yet another 2 and a half count. Jake gets a little upset over the situation, but decides not to over react. Even the Elf looks shocked with his eyes wide open and glazed over.
Jake Clotheslines Hyper over the barricade. Both of them completely exhausted, but Jake Diamond did not want to lose this match delivering a few right hands to the confused Hyper. The Elf tries to escape Jake Diamond by moving further into the audience, Diamond following behind, elbowing him in the back once in awhile.
They finally reach close to the exit, Hyper coughing up the red liquid. Jake gets an idea, moving about 20 feet from his opponent, and begins to taunt Hyper Elf, waiting for the right moment to strike.
JP: oh no.. It looks like Jake Diamond is going to perform the Hyper-line onto Hyper! This could get a little mesSSIER- OH SHIT! HYPER REVERSED THE MOVE INTO A DDT! HE JUST DDTED JAKE DIAMOND! THIS COULD BE IT! But Hyper looks to be resting himself on the ground.
The ref runs into see if they were alright, but jumps out of the way as they see Hyper kick up to his feet once again, full of energy. Hyper looks around at the already exploding fans which somewhat follows with a grin on his face, secretly showing everyone a bag of sugar that was hidden in his tights all along.
JP: Oh Boy! HYPER GOBBLES UP THE SUGAR, HES GOING CRAZY HES LEAPING AND RUNNING AROUND AND SIGNALS THE END OF JAKE DIAMOND!
Hyper runs up the staircase near by and disappears for a second, but reappears on the balcony looking way down at the about uncouscious Jake Diamond. But he pauses for a second, and notices Skull near by with a bag popcorn. Hyper blinks then runs over their real quick, grabs the popcorn and throws it into Skulls face. The audience erupts into a laugh. Skull gets annoyed and chases after Hyper Elf. The Elf giving Skull no time to follow, as he dives off the 100 ft. High balcony, head first into Jakes ribcage. Jake cries in pain from the strike to his ribs, as Hyper bounces off the ground a couple times, knocked out.
The audience follows with a holy shit chant.
JP: HOLY SHIT IS ABOUT RIGHT! HYPER MADE AN INCREDIBLE FLYING HEADBUTT OFF THE FREAKEN BALCONY! I WILL BE SURPRISED IF EITHER OF THEM GET UP FROM THIS!
tbc `JAKE DIAMOND`
OOC: sorry it took me so long, been busy.
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Jan 29, 2007 15:40:53 GMT -5
*The adrenaline rushing through Hyper Elf's body forces him to get up to his feet, but immediately falls on Jake for the cover. Jake's arm shoots up after a count of nearly 3. Hyper Elf, stunned, grabs Jake's arm and begins to drag him back to the ring, with the audiences cheers growing at an unprecedented rate. Ray gets back up after getting his clock cleaned by JP.*
Ray: I'm surprised that you knew that I like it rough.
JP: I should hit you again for wearing that stupid purple suit, and if you have saw Hyper Elf land on Jake Diamond you would be speechless.
*Hyper Elf throws Jake Diamond over the security barrier, but quickly grabs his arm in pain, giving Jake enough time to respond with a Thrust Kick. The shopping cart filled with light sticks is emptied out on the outside of the ring by Jake, and he pulls Hyper Elf over the security wall back to the ring area. Hyper Elf's head is placed between Jake's legs and both of his arms are under hooked, but Hyper manages to drive his head into Jake's groin. Jake is rolled to the inside of the ring by Hyper Elf.*
Ray: Well we now know one thing. Jake doesn't use steroids, or else he wouldn't have felt a thing, trust me...
*JP gives Ray a disturbed look as the match continues. Jake is dropped on the middle rope, and The Elf places his knee on the back of Jake's neck and pulls back the ropes, choking him. Hyper Elf breaks the hold and kicks Jake to the ring apron, near the huge pile of light sticks. As Jake gets up to his feet Hyper Elf runs his knee into Jake's rib, but he hangs onto the ropes. Another knee to the rib is attempted, but Hyper Elf is Guillotined on the top rope. Jake pulls him out to the ring apron and places his head between Jake's legs and under hooks Hyper Elf's arms again.*
JP: Double Under hook Powerbomb onto the light sticks right in front of us! Quick, where's the referee?!
Ray: Calm down JP, we don't want these two men leaving so soon do we?
*A referee from the back finally comes down for the count but it's a kick out after another near fall. A bloodied, tired, and sore Jake Diamond slowly pulls Hyper Elf off the broken lights sticks and locks him in a Figure Four Leglock. Hyper Elf screams in agony as Jake starts hopping his butt up and down to apply more pressure. A destroyed Hyper Elf tries to reverse the pressure but the move is locked in too tightly, and he falls to his back. The referee goes down for the count but Hyper quickly gets up after two.*
JP: Hyper Elf is going to have his legs broken if he doesn't tap out, or at least reverse the hold!
Ray: If Jake comes to visit me after his match I'll let him lock me in hold lying down...
JP: Do you always have to make comments like that while these Fighty fighty persons put their body's on the line? It makes me sick!
*Hyper Elf realizes he can't break the hold looks around to see if he can see an object. In near sight behind him he sees one of the now damaged steel chairs and begins to slowly crawl back for it. The pressure is continued to be applied on Hyper Elf's legs, as he crawls but he finally grabs hold of the steel chair. Jake Diamond, not seeing this, grabs onto the tipped over shopping cart and raises himself up for leverage onto Hyper Elf, making another scream of pain echo throughout the arena.*
JP: Hyper Elf is done here. The pain is too much!
*CRACK!*
JP: Holy hell! That chair shot was brutal! Jake is wearing the chair like a necklace!
*Jake falls back as the pressure of the Figure Four Leglock is released. The Elf pulls himself up with his good arm to the inside of the ring, and crawls to one of the corners. Hyper Elf sits in the corner trying to get the feeling back into his legs, as the near unconscious Jake Diamond tries to get up to his feet. Jake unsuccessfully attempts to get up to his feet but he falls back down to one knee. Finally, Jake gets up to his feet and rolls to the inside of the ring, but is drop kicked by Hyper Elf, sending him back to the outside of the ring.*
JP: Jake Diamond crashed onto the broken light sticks! How much more damage can be done to a human body?
Ray: Hyper Elf is going to go airborne!
*Hyper grabs the barb wire chair still inside the ring and climbs with it to the top rope. He steadies himself and begins to measure his distance to Jake. When he finally gets confident with himself, he flies off the top rope and puts the barb wired chair under his back arm's elbow. The huge diving elbow with the chair is driven on the back of Jake's head, smashing his head onto the broken light tubes. Hyper Elf starts rolling around the ring area grabbing his bad arm, leaving Jake battered and bloodied on the shards of broken glass.*
JP: Holy crap! JP needs new shorts! That was another crazy move by Hyper Elf!
Ray: Wait, did you say you need new shorts? This is exciting but not that exciting...
*The Elf manages to crawl back over to Jake and turns him over going for the pin, but the referee's count stops after his hand hits a broken shard of glass resulting in an echo of boos. Hyper Elf, filled with "piss and vinegar" pushes the ref over and starts to search for something from underneath the ring. The fans anticipation is justified with a large weed whacker Hyper Elf pulls from underneath the ring. An eruption of cheers are heard throughout the arena as Hyper Elf tries to start it up.*
JP: What's next? A freaking lawn mower? These two have pulled out everything but the kitchen sink!
Ray: I still can't believe you said you needed new shorts. That's just gross...
*Hyper Elf gets the weed whackers small engine started and puts the spinning cutter onto Jake's back, having him roll over and scream in pain. Hyper throws it down and sits Jake up, and pulls the starter cord again. The plastic of the weed whacker is driven on Jake's stomach resulting in Jake falling over and roll around in pain. The weed whacker is tossed and Hyper rolls Jake back inside of the salt and single ladder filled ring. Jake is kicked around a couple times, and given a snap DDT. Hyper goes for the roll up.*
JP: Kick out after a two count. What will it take to finish this match?
Ray: Well after they do finish this match Jake and Hyper Elf will need to be cleaned up. I wonder if they'll need help...
*Hyper Elf sets up the ladder near one of the turnbuckles and drags Jake near to it. Hyper Elf lifts Jake up and puts him in a suplex position. When Hyper attempts to Suplex Jake into the ladder it gets countered into a Diamond Cutter, driving Hyper's face into the ring. Almost instinctively, Jake drags Hyper underneath the ladder and begins to slowly make his way up it. He gets to the top of the ladder and places his hands in the shape of a diamond, and lunges off the top of the ladder, landing a Futures Edge on Hyper's ribcage, staying in place for the pin.*
JP: It's all over ladies and gentleman!
Ray: The referee is going for the count, I can't look! shield me JP!
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Post by Hayabusa on Jan 31, 2007 0:37:12 GMT -5
match over per kingbear
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