The lights in the arena go out and the titontron flickers with the dark carnivals logo as tilt-a-whirl by ICP hits the PA
as the lights come up red smoke has covered the entrance ramp. Soundlab is standing at the top of the ramp his head down and dreadlocks covering his face. He is wearing cut of jeans and a black and white leather motorbike jacket. GI Ho is crouching at his feet, her arms wrapped around one of his legs. She is wearing combat trousers and a camouflage bikini top. SL reaches down and pulls GI Ho to her feet by her long Blondie hair. She kisses him on the neck and start toward the ring.
Lizzie Morna: Making his way to the ring and accompanied by GI Ho. Weighing in at 234 pounds and hailing from Southampton england by way of the dark carnival. He is the insane wicked clown known only as SOUNDLAB.
As SL and GI Ho reach the ring, GI Ho walks up the steps and holds up the bottom rope, SL slides in and sits in corner of the ring his arms draped over the second rope. Once in side her self GI Ho sits on the turnbuckle above Soundlab with a hand full of his dreadlocks.
Comes over the titron as the lights start blinking wildly and the crowd starts going wild. The titron changes as it says "The Wild Card". The titron then flickers and says "Duece's Are Wild" on it. The titron starts to flicker faster and faster and all of a sudden the titron just shuts off and all the lights go out, the second this happens loud gun shots are heard all around and Duece walks out as the lights come on again. Duece is holding an element skateboard with the name Duece on the bottom. DC walks down the ramp talking to fans and waving to some up in the higher seats, DC finally stops in the middle of the ramp and jumps in the air making pyro's go off everywhere. Duece is wearing a DC brand shirt with DC shoes and ripped up jeans. He has on a brown beanie with the adio sign and weight lifting gloves on both hands. DC starts throwing up his Duece's, making the fans cheer louder and louder by the second.
Lizzie: Here he is a SCW native himself. Weighing in at 246 pounds. He hails from Las Angeles, California. He is "The Wild Card" Duece!
Duece starts chanting DC and the crowd follows the same. Duece starts to hype himself up outside the ring.
J.P.: Well here we have a great technical superstar who goes by the name Duece. This man proved himself not to long ago against our very own Justin Michaels. DC is a great wrestler and in this submission match he should prove once again he can hold his own against the big names. His move Droppin' Plates is gonna have a giant affect in this match. That move is devastating whats your thoughts Ray?
Ray: Well Jimmy I think Duece here has a nice body. Seems like he knows where the Gym is. Wish he would put me into a submission, maybe something that involved handcuffs.
J.P.: Next time I'll forget to ask you Ray.
DC takes his skateboard to a young lady outside the ring and gives her a kiss on the cheek then he walks up the steel steps and jumps into the ring. DC leans up against the ropes as the bell rings.
GI Ho climbs down out of the ring as SL reaches up for the top rope pulling himself to his feet. Soundlab begins to circle the ring never taking his eyes from Duece. The two men are about to lock up when SL drops to the mat screaming and holding his face
JP: What the hell happened there?
Ray: Duece is so sexy he knocked him off his feet.
Duece looks at the ref and shrugs confused by what just happened the ref looks back not knowing what to do. As DC turns his back Soundlab hits him with a low blow dropping him to his knees.
Ray: oh god no i hope he hasn't damaged anything important.
JP: Damn you, you fruit this is a wrestling match not a god damn... Just...just get away from me and let me call the match.
Soundlab drags Duece from the ring and starts to look for a weapon.
JP: it seems the insane clown is wasting no time in taking advantage of the no DQ ruling here to night.
Ray: Some one stop him. Oh please don't damage that sexy body
JP: the only one out here who can stop this mad man is GI Ho and she is nearly as sadistic as her man.
SL grabs a chair and heads back for DC. Duece grabs the ankle of SL and attempts to put on an ankle lock. Soundlab drops to the floor as the chair flys from his hand.
Duece holds Soundlabs ankle trying to wrap his legs around SL's waist so he can get a good grip for a submission.
J.P: DC is going for a very early submission.
Ray: I like that position it seems so just yummy!
Soundlab wiggles out and while doing so kicks Duece in the jaw. DC checks on himself for a few moments making sure nothing is broke. When he looks forward to get up, SL is running and performs a drop kick to the eye area of Duece. DC screams in pain from the move just performed and starts to roll around in the ring. Soundlab grabs Duece by his hair and drags him to a turnbuckle. Soundlab sets DC on the turnbuckle groggy and standing up slightly. SL gets on the top turnbuckle now and puts Duece in a Suplex position. DC comes to action the second this happens and holds all his weight down. SL doesn't know what is happening and by the time he understands, DC jumps off the turnbuckle holding SL in the same position doing a DDT off the top turnbuckle.
J.P: Damn! What a move that was. Oww you could hear the sound of that in another country.
Ray: I hope he didn't hurt him that would be very bad. I dont want to see anyone get hurt in this match.
J.P: Ray you gotta learn something this isn't a match that you can choose, and also just so you know this match is no-DQ which means no rules and no stops. So someone isn't gonna be leaving this ring in great shape Ray.
Duece grabs Soundlabs leg and flips him over on his stomach so that his back is facing upward. DC turns the opposite way of SL and applies a Inverted STF. The ref runs over askin Soundlab if he wants to submit but SL stay strong but is getting a little weaker by the second.
The ref once again asks soundlab if he submits. Soundlab shaking his head when there is a loud crack as the ref turns Duece falls limp, GI Ho is standing over him with a steel chair.
JP: This is no DQ there is nothing the ref can do about GI Ho's interference
Ray: But...but...thats not fair
JP: This is wrestling Ray and in a no DQ match Duece may have just found himself in a two on one situation.
Ray: Oh god don't hurt that sexy body (grabbing JP's arm) you used to wrestle get in there and help him.
JP: get the hell of me you freak.
GI Ho helps SL to his feet, Soundlab grabs the chair from GI and places it on DC's leg. He stamps down on the chair, Duece screams sitting bolt up and reaching for his leg. Soundlab removes the chair from Duece's leg and cracks him over the head. Laughing as the crowd boo him he give a Ric Flair WOOOO and applies a figure four. Again Duece sits bolt up pain and sweat on his face only to be met with a slap from soundlab.
JP: This is it. It could be over any second
Ray: Come on sexy you got to fight back
JP: For once i agree with you Ray
Ray: What that Duece is one sexy Skater Dude
JP: No that he needs to start fighting back
Duece sit up once more and slaps SL across the face. Soundlab looks surprised by this and slaps him back. DC retaliates by punching SL repeatedly knocking soundlab onto him back.
JP: It seems Duece has dug down and found some more fight.
Ray: WOOO WOO GO SEXY
Duece manages to turn over reversing the figure four and applying the pressure to Soundlab. Soundlab reaches for the ropes but falls just short as Duece lifts himself up on his arms applying more pressure to the hold
Jp: I said only a few moments ago folks that Duece need to start fighting back and thats just what he has done.
Ray: (takes of his suit jacket stand on the announce table and starts waving it above his head)WOO WOO GO DUECE.
JP: If you would like to join me here at ring side send a CV to
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Last Edit: Jan 24, 2007 5:04:30 GMT -7 by soundlab
Soundlab starts screaming from the agony of the hold in place, both men kind of tired but no one giving in to any kind of pressure. Duece holds himself on hos hands some more making more and more pressure on SL. The ref starts asking him if he wants to submit but SL stays strong. GI Ho is waiting outside the ring and can see the pain on SoundLabs face, she reaches in and grabs the refs leg and pulls him down and outside ring.
Ray: What a dirty move by GI Ho. Why would you do that to someone so sexy?
J.P.: For two reasons Ray. GI Ho is only concerned with her man and will stop at nothing for him to win. And two because she only thinks SoundLabs is sexy.
Ray: If he would wash off all that make up and maybe look decent for once maybe he would be ok...?
J.P.: Lets just get back to the match. *sigh*
Duece lets go of the hold with the ref outside the ring. DC walks over to the ropes slowly and looks down to see GI Ho. GI Ho grabs Duece's legs and makes sure she is holding them tightly. DC starts wiggling his feet and finally pushes GI Ho off him. He turns around only to be faced with a devastating Superkick to the Jaw. DC falls over the ropes as GI ho jumps on him manically scratching at his eyes and ripping his shirt up leaving scratches all over his face, arms, and chest. Duece gets to his feet groggily as Soundlab jumps over the top rope performing a Suicide Dive hitting DC across his back and casing both men to fall to the outside mat motionless.
J.P.: What a risk Soundlab is taking in this match. I have never seen someone so hell bent over just winning a match. But I guess this man is to sickening and twisted to do any different.
Ray: Come on Duece wake up! Some on your sexiness will bring you through.
J.P.: Folks my statement before is still up. Anyone who thinks they can do a better job and is not well a homosexual is very welcome.
OOC: lol i do like this angle with the commentator's its a lot of fun
Sl uses the guard rail to get to his feet. As he turns around Duece is on one knee, Soundlab go's to grab DC but is met with a stop sign to the face.
Ray: Thats it sexiness is coming back
JP: Why do they leave so many weapons under the ring
Ray: oh who cares, Just look at that sweat covered muscular body of Duece.
SL bounces off the guard rail and hits the floor with a thud. GI Ho charges Duece, he side steps and grabs her by the arm spinning her on the spot. Now face to face with GI Ho DC plants a kiss on her she shoves him off and is meet with a stunner
Ray: I...I...I don't believe it he kissed that little tramp.
JP: he also gave her a stunner Ray
Ray: but he kissed her
Duece looks around but soundlab is now where to be seen. He lifts the ring apron up, SL is hiding under the ring and sets of a fire extinguisher into the face of Duece. DC stumbles back holding his eyes followed by soundlab. SL whips Duece into the steps then rolls him into the ring and starts hunting around under the ring.
JP: what is he looking for now
Ray: What match is next JP
Ray: what match is next?
JP: never mind that we have a very violent and exciting match right here.
Ray: what ever I'm just a little bored now
JP: why because Duece kissed The Hardcore Ho
Ray: did he i never noticed
Soundlab finds a table and slides it into the ring. Dueceis now back on his feet.
Duece grabs the ropes and pulls himself to his feet. Soundlab climbs in the ring slowly only thinking of setting the table up. Duece reaches his feet and by this time Soundlab has finally noticed this and runs full speed at DC, DC not noticing the whole time. Soundlab makes it there and starts going for a bulldog, but Duece hearing the foot steps a few moments before reverses the move into a devastating Stunner.
J.P.: What a devastating Stunner! Wow, damn I thought that Soundlab might have broken his neck for a second. God did you hear the sound of that Stunner?
Ray: Oh did you say something J.P.? I haven't really been paying attention.
J.P.: I have to apologies for Ray tonight people, he just got dramatically torn apart when Duece layed that kiss on GI Ho. He couldn't handle what happened folks, thats why its good being a heterosexual man.
Ray: He did not kiss that tramp! Your imagining this!
J.P.: Calm down Ray, its ok its ok....
Duece sets the table up and drags Soundlab toward it and picks him up and places him on the table. DC climbs onto the table himself and picks SL to his feet. Duece throws up a Rawk fist and slaps his hand around Soundlabs neck. DC picks up SL in the air, but before he can thoroughly perform the chokeslam through the table, Soundlab hit the elbow part of Duece, making him bring his arm in and not able to perform the chokeslam. With this few seconds of confusion, SL grabs Duece's neck and does a Tornado DDT through the table on Duece.
J.P.: White noise! White noise! This could very well end the match! Come on Soundlab pin him!
Ray: Oh my god Jimmy how can you cheer for someone as ugly as Soundlab? This painted up psycho? And his little tramp!
J.P.: Ray this was a good match but that very well wrapped it up, no one is gonna be able to help Duece out.
Soundlab gets on the ground with DC and grabs his arm, but the very second he does Duece somehow springs to action and wraps his arms around Soundlabs head, and puts his arm between his scissored legs.
J.P.: After a devastating White Noise, somehow Duece pulled what energy is left in him and now he is Droppin' Plates!
Ray: See Jimmy when you said no one coud save him he proved you wrong and saved himself, sexy woo go sexy!