New Age Championship: Dave vs....

[Dave Carter]

The crowd is roaring with cheers enjoying the who PPV so far. But with more matches to come the excitement is only growing. Few technical staffs can be seen climbing onto the top of the titantron and placing a belt there which appears to be the New Age belt. Few more staffs are bringing ladders and placing them at the ringside. Finally when they are done, most of them return backstage with few remaining at the ringside by the announcer table. Lizzie then walks up into the ring with a mic in her hand.

~~Lizzie~~
The following contest is a New Heights match for the New Age title. The only way to win the match is to climb up onto the titantron and claim the title belt lying at the center of it.

The arena lights go dim and titantron starts playing a video of all kinds of lightning strikes and clips from storms. Pictures keep changing faster and faster and few moments the titantron goes black and a voice is heard from the speakers.

~~Voice~~
Get reeeaaady, because the show is about to.... start!

With the last word, three pairs of lightning strike to the sides of the ramp one after each other, leaving thick smoke at the top of the entrance ramp. Just a moment later, Ludacris & Sum41 - "Get Back" hits the PA system and the crowd erupts in wild cheers. Out from the curtain walks out Dave. He walks around the ramp a bit, looking around the crowd as it cheers loudly, before stopping at the center and quickly rising his arm with one finger of each hand pointing up, as silver and yellow pyro shot from the stage.

~~Lizzie~~
From Vancouver, Canada, weighing in at 208 lbs... he is reigning New Age Champion... Dave "The Lighting" Carter!!

Dave starts to make his way down the ramp, looking to be in a quite good mood. He slides into the ring and starts his signature dance, what makes part of the crowd cheer even louder. He then goes toward the nearest turnbuckle and climbs to the top of it. He looks around the crowd and shout "Slam Jam!"
, then quickly stretches his arms from the face aside, with fingers on each hand making V sign, while the crowd ends the chant with a very loud "NATION!". Dave looks to the crowd smiling for few seconds, before jumping back down to land on the mat. He then goes toward Lizzie and asks her to give the mic for a second. Lizzie just nods and gives the mic to Dave.

~~Dave Carter~~
Well as you have been informed before, Ricky was injured during his match last week. But... despite that, you will stillsee Dave Carter fighting today and defending the New Age title.

The crowd cheers, especially loudly Slam Jam Nation fans, seeing as the scheduled title match will happen anyway.

~~Dave Carter~~
Just who it is people ask now? Well I decide to just make an open challenge, just like last week, to anyone who hasn't went one on one with The Lightning.... only this time there is something on the line... New Age Championship. So let's what GHW will throw at me and let's get this show... started.

Dave tosses the mic back to Lizzie and looks at the entrance ramp, warming up a bit while waiting.

TBC by you know who

[gnarfflinger]

"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred plays over the loud speakers. Trevor Bagstein (See Gnarffligner the Butcher calls out Justin Michael...Or Does He? thread) dances his way to the ring in a cheap looking suit.

JP: What the Hell is this?

Ray is dancing in his chair.

Trevor stops at the ringside area and continues to dance.

Dave comes to that side to the ring, shaking his head.

DC: Who the hell are you? You can't be my opponent...

At that point, Gnarfflinger the Butcher is seen sliding in under the bottom rope on the opposite side of the ring. He drops a steel chair in the middle of the ring...

DC: Mind you you'd still do better than Gnarffli...

At that point, Gnarf slams his Frying pan into the back of Dave Carter's head. Gnarfflinger whips Dave Carter into the ropes. Gnarfflinger also bounces off the ropes, the two meeting in the ring, where the butcher catches Dave with a 360 Spinebuster landing him on the steel chair.

JP: What an ambush by Gnarfflinger the Butcher!

Ray: What a dance from Trevor Bagstein...

Gnarfflinger motions Trevor Bagstein into the ring as he drags Dave carter over to a corner. The music resumes playing as Trevor dances over, rips off the suit revealing a thong underneath. Trevor then delivers a stink face to Dave Carter.

JP: This is disgusting. This man is rubbing that overly exposed flabby backside into the face of the Champion...

Ray: Go Tea Bag, Go Tea Bag...

After a moment, "Tea Bag" dances back to the far corner and then charges delivering a bronco buster to Dave Carter. (Note these moves do almost no damage, but they are likely hilarious and humiliating).

JP: I wish Gnarfflinger would take this match seriously...

Ray: Go Tea Bag, Go Tea Bag...

After he finishes, "Tea Bag" does a bit of a flourish then exits the ring, dancing all the way to the back. Gnarfflinger is laughind as he grabs a microphone...

GtB: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Trevor Bagstein!

JP: Where did he find that guy?

Ray: I recommended him for Gnarf's ex-wife's bridal shower...

Gnarfflinger is still waving and laughing as Dave recovers. Dave charges out of the corner with a chop block to the knee of the Butcher, causing him to fall on the steel chair. Gnarf rolls off holding the back of his head as Dave Carter regroups his wits...

TBC: Dave. Was that as good I said it would be, Dave?

[Dave Carter]

Dave leans on the ropes and looks at Gnarfflinger quite pissed of now. The Butcher is still rolling around the ring with both of his hands on the back of his head. He rolls onto his stomach and finally starts getting up, by now putting his hands in front of his chest and pressing them into the mat so that a second later he could lift his upper body up from the canvas. Gnarfflinger then draws in one of his knees, still leaning on one arm. He then turns his head to where stands Dave, who was waiting for this moment already. Carter runs toward the Butcher and jumps up only meter away from him. In the air Carter bends his leg over the knee and draws it backwards, looking for a strong Shining Wizard, but when he swings his leg for the kick, it only flies through the air not reaching a thing. Gnarfflinger ducks throwing his head backwards just before his face felt the impact with Dave's shin. Carter lands on both of his feet and quickly turns around to see Gnarfflinger almost literally jumping back on his feet. The Butcher immediately throws a strong punch to Dave's head, breaking Dave's defense and concentration. Butcher continues to send one stiff fists to Dave's head after another. With his knuckles continuously bruising Carter's forehead, some blood appears on it, but it doesn't seem to be very serious. Yet all these punches made Dave groggy, so Butcher uses his chance to connect with a stronger move.

~~JP~~
Gnarfflinger has the advantage, but will he be able to use the maximum of it?

~~Ray~~
You know Jimmy, I'm starting to like Gnarfflinger and his new friends, especially when they all start to dance.

~~JP~~
*shakes his head* Why me?

Gnarfflinger grabs Dave's right forearm right next to the wrist with his own right hand, and pulls Carter toward himself, placing his left hand on Dave's back to give a little push and whip Carter into the corner post. Yet somehow Dave is able to regain control of his body momentum and put his arms in front of himself, stopping from his chest collision with the turnbuckle. Gnarfflinger sees that and runs toward the corner post right away, already prepared to body splash Carter into the turnbuckle. But Dave once more proves his Lighting name as he not just notices Butcher but as well manages to get himself out of this situation. Dave places his hands on the top rope and pulls himself on to the top of the turnbuckle in a crouching position. He then uses his bent knees to springboard himself to the air. Dave backflips in the air over Gnarfflinger and manages to land straight on his feet, while The Butcher runs fulls speed into the post. His chest bone smashes into the turnbuckle with huge impact and only the protections save it from probably cracking. The Butcher opens his mouth wide and let's out a loud, pain representing scream, yet his troubles ain't over yet. Dave looks at him from behind and steps closer to him. He then uses his agility to jump up in and stretch out his legs in the air, to land right foot on one ring side's top rope, and left leg on the other ring side's top rope. This isn't the most comfortable position and it's hard to keep balance for long, so Dave doesn't waste much time. Carter grabs Gnarfflinger's head with both hands and throws his body forward out of the ring, by adding a front flip as well. This snaps Butcher's neck and as well nails him face first into the turnbuckle.

~~JP~~
Holy sh*t. Dave just executed a neck snap on Gnarfflinger while jumping out of the ring.

~~Ray~~
That looked very painful... both no need to worry, I'm on the way.

~~JP~~
Don't you dear to leave your seat, "nurse" Ray.

Carter isn't able to control his body afterward and thus is forced to land on the concrete floor back first. He feels his back immediately, grabbing it with one hand and rolling at the the ringside from pain. In the ring, right after his face is smashed into the corner post, Gnarfflinger falls down backwards like a just cut down tree, landing motionless onto the canvas.

TBC by Gnarfflinger The Butcher

[gnarfflinger]

Though the Butcher is groggy, Dave appears to be in pain. The Butcher uses the ropes to get to his feet while Dave is on his hands and knees from the awkward landing. Gnarfflinger sets up the chair in the ring and grabs the Frying pan...

JP: I don't like the looks of this...

Ray: And Dave Carter will need some real tender loving care after the Butcher hits this...

Gnarfflinger bounces off the far ropes, and as Dave pulls himself up along the railing, the Butcher vaults off the chair and the top rope and hits an Arabian Skull Crusher with the Frying pan sending both men over the railing and into the crowd!

Crowd Chant: Holy Sh*t!

JP: Oh my Goodness! Gnarfflinger the Butcher has risked life and limb to destroy his opponent yet again! Dave Carter's ribs have been brought crashing into the steel guardrail, and the Butcher's momentum has taken them into the crowd!

Ray: Give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself. How many times can that ugly troll take those risks before the injustice of what he does to the most beautiful men in GHW catches up to him?

JP: The fans have begun the fecal chant yet again...

Both men are showing signs of pain after that landing. Dave has taken a second hard landing on his back, while the unforgiving steel frying pan under the backside of the Butcher has also made it painful for the 280 pound madman. Gnarfflinger uses a suddenly abandoned chair to regain his footing, and though in pain, folds the chair and drives it into the ribs of Dave Carter. AS Carter rolls over to protect the ribs, the Butcher slams the chair hard into the back of the Champion.

JP: We've seen this before. Gnarfflinger the Butcher is taking no prisoners and seeking to absolutely destroy his opponent.

Ray: And it's never a pretty sight. This monster needs to be stopped...
Dave manages to regain momentum with an uppercut to the mid left nut region of the Butcher. After a European Uppercut, the two are toe to toe. Dave keeps the momentum in his favour with a series of right hands. A small cut is opened over the left eye of the Butcher. Gnarfflinger staggers back, grabs a beer from a fan, takes a swallow, spits it in the face of Dave Carter then smashes the cup in Dave's face. The Butcher then drags his opponent towards the stands.

JP: Now where is the Butcher going?

Ray: I don't want to know, and right now I don't think Dave wants to know either...

AS they reach the back row of chairs, the Butcher throws Dave carter into the arena boards, then as Carter bounces off, the Butcher press slams carter, ribs first off those same boards. the Butcher then jumps to the ledge of the boards and hits a leg drop flipping Carter into the stands as well. AS the Butcher climbs on top of a seat and looks to be setting up for a pile driver, Dave counters with a double leg take down causing the Butcher to fall on the next row of seats.

JP: Dave carter is climbing forward, headed for a mounted position on the Butcher...

Ray: I wish he'd climb to a full mounted position on me...

JP: If I ever become General Manager, you're fighting Gnarfflinger...

Dave begins raining Right hands into the forehead of the Butcher. Gnarfflinger wriggles a bit, and as Dave misses with a punch and hits the hard plastic seat. AS Carter recoils, the Butcehr rolls the Champion over. Lightning quickly manages a decent guard, but the Butcher pulls a chisel out of his pocket and begins working on the small cut on Carter's forehead.

JP: Gnarfflinger the Butcher is as sadistic as they come, and Poor Dave Carter is learning that the hard way...

Ray: Speaking of Hard...

JP: I'm going to hurt you, Ray...

Dave relieves the pressure with a thumb to the eye, causing the Butcher to drop the chisel. The two brawl towards the crowd entrance. AS they near the Stairs, the Butcher drops back and slingshots Carter into the steel railing. The two continue to brawl all the way up the hall, trading punches and bouncing off the concrete walls to the main concourse around the arena...

TBC: Dave. I'd like to have a bit of a fight in the back stage area (just watched some old ECW and really enjoyed it)...

[Dave Carter]

Butcher uses his strength advantage to push and slam Dave back first into the concrete wall, damaging Carter's back again. Gnarfflinger then reaches across the back of Dave's head and starts dragging him with himself while running , only to throw Dave face first into the wall on opposite side. Butcher then send few more punches with both left and right hand, bruising Dave's forehead with his knuckles even more. Dave is forced to retreat backwards more and more, till he has where. Yet space to move backwards ends quick and Carter is place against the door to one small office. Gnarfflinger grins, since he now Dave has no where to run. He draws his right arm backward and prepares to swing it for a strong blow. Lucky for Dave, he manages to duck just in time and all the momentum Butcher gathered come back to him as his fist hits the door instead. Gnarfflinger grabs his fist with the other hand, screaming in pain and thus lets his focus on Dave away, which proves to be a bad move. Carter quickly wraps his arms around Butcher's waist and forces his right shoulder into Butcher's stomach. Dave then lifts Gnarfflinger of the ground and falls backwards, swinging and slamming Gnarfflinger's body into the very same door, bursting them open, since the lock of the door was pretty weak and you could easily kick out the door. Yet the impact with wooden door does it's damage to Gnarfflinger.

~~JP~~
That probably gave some serious pain in Butcher's spine.

~~Ray~~
It gave me shudders in my spine.

Gnarfflinger lands flat on the ground inside the office. The Butcher grabs his back and spine, trying not to scream from pain. Carter rolls onto his knees, leaning forward on his hands a bit as well, taking deep breaths as he tries to regain some energy. He sees that Butcher isn't getting up so decides to just go and takes his chances to deliver more damage. He plans one of his foot on the floor, then the other one and continues by fully getting up to vertical base. He then quickly runs toward where Gnarfflinger is lying, jumping when he gets near enough, to fly over the Butcher, while also sort of flipping in the air. Dave then plants his hands on the office table by which Gnarfflinger was lying by, and draws his legs a bit, to increase the flipping movement and somersault over the table, landing on both feet at the other side of it. Carter then immediately jumps up again, yet jumping backwards to land on the table. He bends over knees and waits to land in half crouching position and uses this gathered momentum to springboard himself of the table right away. Again in the air he starts flipping his body, this time in backflip rotation, and connects by stretching his body horizontally straight in the air to land a moonsault on the Butcher.

~~Ray~~
What was that?

~~JP~~
I think that could be called a modified Slamsault.

Dave rolls of Gnarfflinger onto his back. His chest shows deep breaths he is taking, while he tries to catch his breath back after all the damage he took from The Butcher and strength used to reverse things. He slowly starts getting up, grabbing the corner of the same table's top and starts pulling his body up. He put one of his elbows on the top the table and continues to putt the whole hand on it, so that he could lean on the table. He continues dragging himself onto the table so that he could rest a bit. Finally he has regained enough energy to push himself of the table to vertical position. Yet he stills seems to be quite groggy. Gnarfflinger seems to be getting up as well. He lifts his head up and starts looking around, then tries to flip over, firstly flipping on one side of his body. Dave sees that and goes around the table, looking for something. Finally he spots what he's looking for under the table. He pulls out a PC monitor, putting it on the table. Apparently it felt down here when Dave was performing the last move. Gnarfflinger just like Dave grabs the table top and tries to pull himself on it. He then sees Dave walking around the table holding the monitor.

~~Dave Carter~~
Hey, Butcher, look, this guy has your face on his desktop.

With these words Dave lifts the monitor over his head and immediately slams it screen first into Butcher's face, breaking the screen in small glass pieces. Butcher again falls flat on the ground, yet this time with his face all bloody, as it has been bruised by the glass and busted open in the forehead. Dave looks a bit pissed of at Gnarfflinger as he lies motionless, but then shakes his head and takes few deep breaths once more. He then moves toward the Butcher, grabbing him by the hair and slowly lifting him first into a sitting position, then continuing to lift him on his own feet. Dave then lifts up his knee and sends it to the guts of Butcher, making him bend over. Carter then goes to stand side to side with him, facing the same direction and wraps his right arm around Gnarfflinger's head, putting him into a headlock. Dave doesn't really apply any pressure, instead he uses the headlock to drag Butcher after himself as Dave exits the office and starts heading toward the ring direction. Load of people start at both sides as they continue walking through the concourse, most of the cheering and some chanting "Slam... Jam... Nation!". Yet suddenly Gnarfflinger regains consciousness and starts running while still being held in a side headlock. He directs the running to one side, pushing Dave face first into the wall, which as well allows him to escape from the headlock. Butcher then grabs Dave's shoulder and spins him so both man stand face to face. The Butcher then lifts his legs and send his foot into Dave's stomach. He then connects by quickly wrapping his arm around Carter's head to put him into a facelock. A second later Gnarfflinger falls backward to the ground, nailing Dave with a DDT as he plants Carter's head into the concrete floor.

TBC by Gnarfflinger The Butcher

[gnarfflinger]

Gnarfflinger is now fully in the driver's seat. He has regained his feet with a wild look in his eyes, not unfamiliar to his past opponents. The Butcher stands Dave up, wobbly and leaning on the desk, but on his feet--until the Butcher smashed the keyboard into the skull of his foe. With Dave laid out on the desk, Gnarfflinger grabs the tower and climbs the filing cabinet. The Butcher then jumps off the filinf cabinet with an elbow drop driving the tower into the chest of Dave carter. The tower smashes on impact.

JP: I hope that wasn't the payroll computer...

Ray: I hope that wasn't my porn...

JP: That would be no great loss...

Gnarfflinger sits Dave in the office chair, slaps him in the face and wheels him out of the office. Gnarfflinger gets some speed built up on the chair and sends Darter wheeling into a concrete pillar. The impact seems to hit knee first while momentum carries Carter's face into the unforgiving concrete. As Dave bounces backwards, the Butcher then drop kicks Dave in the back of the head, sending him back into the pillar but careening off to the side and unceremoniously to the floor.

JP: Gnarfflinger is merciless. He is relentless, and I haven't seen him this aggressive since his loss to Vladmir Strife.

Ray: Any suggestion that the Butcher has lost it shouldn't be suggested to his face...

The Butcher Irish whips Dave towards the merchandise stand. Gnarfflinger grabs a Slam Jam Nation T-Shirt. He wipes his @$$ with it then uses it to choke out Dave. As Dave struggles with the choke, he grabs a cash box, smashes it into Gnarfflinger's head, scattering money on the ground behind the counter. With the hold broken and the Butcher reeling, Dave connects with a low blow then flapjacks the Butcher through one of the display tables. Dave relieves one of the Security that's moved in to quell a rush for loose cash on the ground of his nightstick and commences to bludgeon the Butcher with it. After three or four solid, brutal, targeted shots, the Butcher has the presence of mind to put on a Willy the Whale puppet (Okay, maybe they didn't sell as well as I thought they would--either that or everyone wants a Whale of a Willy...) and apply a Mandible Claw!

JP: Gnarfflinger has put his Willy in Dave's Mouth!

Ray: (looking rather shocked) Welcome to the Dark Side, brother. Have some cookies...

JP: Oh S***, that didn't sound good...

Ray: I'm not complaining...

JP: I'm going to get fired, aren't I...

Ray: I don't think so. Maybe I should head us back to the action...

JP: (now completely red with embarrassment) Yes, please do just that...

Ray: Gnarfflinger the Butcher has that Mandible claw locked in. By using the Willy the Whale puppet he cuts off the flow of air through the mouth of Dave carter and reduces the air flow through the nose. There is no suffocation risk, but it should slow Dave Carter down as the match progresses. The thickness of the doll protects the Butcher's fingers from a bite, making the seemingly automatic counter ineffective.

JP: Yes, Dave is in almost as much trouble as I will be after this match is over...

TBC: Dave.

[Dave Carter]

OOC: Sorry for delay man

Dave tries to push Gnarfflinger or find another way to escape from this actually very painful move, but his efforts go without luck. Ultimately, the pain caused by Butcher's middle and ring fingers pressing the the area under the tongue, where pain sensation in the nerves is very strong, causes Dave to slowly "turn off". Gnarfflinger continues to hold Carter in the Mandible Claw for couple more moments, but finally releases it, thinking that Dave really has passed out. He slowly gets on his knees and takes of Willy the Whale puppet, then looks at it grinning, before dropping it on Dave. Butcher processes standing up on both of his feet and start slowly stumble back toward the entrance to the crowd seats from where he continue to make his way back to ring area. He starts making his way through the crowd, stopping somewhere in the middle of his way and turning his head toward the titantron, or the top of it to bee exact, to see the New Age title there. With Dave now being out, it seems to be the only goal of the Butcher. Gnarfflinger continues making his way through the crowd and over the barricade, to reach the ringside. He then stumbles around the ring, grabbing one of the biggest ladders laying there and starts moving toward the ramp.

~~JP~~
Gnarfflinger slowly is moving toward becoming new New Age Champion!

Butcher again lifts his head toward the titantron smiling, as it shows him slowly walking up the ramp moving toward the gold. Yet the screen suddenly changes showing in first look passed out Dave quickly drawing his legs in front of himself and then using his agility to jump back on his feet for a big pop from the crowd and shock for Gnarfflinger. Dave immediately leans on the wall, as he still hasn't regained most of his energy, but still starts making his way toward the ring area. Butcher now looks pissed of as he sees all this on the big screen. He drops the ladder and starts getting back toward where he just entered. Yet when he gets there, Dave is already running through the crowd. When he gets close to the barricade, Carter jumps up, flying over the barricade toward Butcher in vertical base. Still while in the air, Dave draws one leg in front of himself and when he is near enough to Gnarfflinger, Dave thrust kicks him in the head with the same leg. Gnarfflinger falls backward on to the hard concrete like he was just shot in the head, while Dave bounces to one side after the kick and landing on the concrete with his right side first, then rolling over and ending up on his belly and chest.

~~JP~~
Dave almost ripped Butcher's head of with that flying thrust kick.

~~Ray~~
Talking about thrusting...

~~JP~~
Ray, better shut up, or I'll really do something to you for what I not will just get fired but locked in jail as well!

Both men lie down on the cold concrete, both already received a good account of damage and both tired. But the match is still not about to end. Not until one of them gets their hands on the title, placed at the top of the titantron. Dave and Gnarfflinger start getting up at the same time, yet Carter manages to get back to Vertical position quicker. He slowly moves toward the ring and looks for something under it. After few seconds he comes out holding Gnarfflinger's signature weapon - frying pan. Carter then lifts the frying pan above his head with one arm, showing it to the cheering crowd and turns to Butcher after few seconds. Gnarfflinger is already on his feet as well and looks to Dave, holding his weapon. But for his own surprise, Dave suddenly throws the frying pan to him and jumps up, ramming one foot into Butcher's shoulder and swinging his other leg toward Gnarfflinger's head for Boom Headshot. Yet Butcher leans backwards as much as he can, almost falling of his feet just to barely avoid contact with Dave's foot. Carter lands on both of his feet, facing away from Butcher. He quickly turns around and now Butcher throws the frying pan to him. Dave catches it in front of his face and this appears to be just what Gnarfflinger wanted as he jumps up, spinning his body in the air and lifting one leg up to. He uses the spinning momentum to kick the frying pan with the heel of the lifted leg and force into Dave's face, knocking him down to the concrete once more.

TBC by Gnarfflinger The Butcher

[gnarfflinger]

Gnarfflinger also finds himself on the concrete floor holding the heel of the foot he used to drive the Frying pan into Carter's face. The Butcher climbs to his feet and drags Dave up the entrance ramp, still favouring that left ankle. Gnarfflinger then attempts to whip Dave into the steel frame, but Dave reverses. The Butcher bounces face first into the frame, but as Dave charges in adfter, the Butcher hits a back elbow. Gnarf then grabs Dave by the hair and drives him face first into the steel frame. The two brawl into the backstage area, where Dave finds a lemon cream pie which he drives into the face of Gnarfflinger the Butcher.

JP: They've returned to the backstage area. Who knows what they will find...

Ray: And Gnarfflinger did get a face full of pie...

JP: Shut up ray...

Dave then throws the Butcher across a table, grabs a steel chair and as he tries to bludgeon his foe, Gnarfflinger rolls out of the way. Dave reaches across but Gnarf grabs his hair and drives him face first into the chair on the table. The Butcher then finds his way to the top of a beverage machine. Gnarfflinger then leaps off driving an elbow into the back of Dave's head driving him face first inot the chair again, and through the table. The two grapple around in the pile of assorted pastries. Dave brings a solid forearm to Gnarf's face, staggering him. Dave collects the chair and takes a step back, only to be speared by the Butcher into the soft drink machine. The two slide in the spilled soda and find themselves up against a wall near a locker room door. Gnarfflinger knocks on the door then braces himself as Dave tries to go for a double leg takedown. AS the door is opened, the Butcher swings Dave in a guillotine choke They manouvre through the open door muscling the Psycho Kid out of the way in the process. The Psycho Kid is knocked over , causing a roll of barbed wire to fall and a jar of thumbtacks to be spilled. Gnarfflinger sees this and hits a reverse neck breaker on the mess on the floor.

JP: That has to hurt!

Ray: Dave! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As the Psycho Kid gives the Butcher the thumbs up for the spot, Gnarf drags Carter to the toilet, thrusts his face in the bowl and flushes as the Psycho Kid cheers for the brown swirlie. Dave recovers enough wits to elbow the Butcher in the midsection then shoving his way away from the toilet. Carter then lifts the Butcher by the tights, falling backwards bringing the Butcher's face off the unforgiving ceramic sink. Dave smashes the Butcher's face in the mirror, and they brawl out of the dressing room as the Psycho Kid begins cleaning up the barbed wire and thumbtacks...

TBC: Dave.

[Vladimir T. Strife]

Match Over