Post by Tommy Musashi on Dec 23, 2007 22:59:33 GMT -7
JP: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here not with Ray surprisengly but with Mr. Bozz himself!
Devin: Great to be here!
Lizzie paces her way out as the fans begin to whistle and cheer her down the ramp. She smiles giving a few of her "loyal" fans hand shakes, and even a young boy a kiss on the cheek. Kid freaks out unbeleaved that he would have come to see this PPV and get kissed by the lovely Lizzie Morna.
Lizzie: Ladies and Gentlemen, this will be a Electric Pool Match! A six-man elimination where you are eliminated by pin, submission, or thrown into the pool!
JP: oooh, I remember the last time we had this match. Oh it was gruesome.
Bozz: It looks gruesome! Is that barbed wire ropes on two sides?
JP: Oh yeah, and no other ropes on the other two sides. Its going to be big.
Lizzie: To get to the ring in the middle of this big pool. You must come out here and cross the plank, don't fall in or you will be Eliminated!
OOC: Basically you can do a small intro, cross the plank, and then as soon as two people enter the ring, you may all start the match. You don't HAVE to wait for everybody to get to the ring. Get an early start. Have fun all.
Post by gnarfflinger on Dec 24, 2007 21:31:43 GMT -7
The Lights go out. From under the entrance ramp a reddish smoke billows forth. As the Pyrotechnics explode, "99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the loudspeakers. Gnarfflinger the Butcher comes to the ring, carrying a Frying pan and a barbed wire hockey stick.
LM: Introducing first, He is a former Charging Glory Champion, Weighing in at 280 lbs, Gnarfflinger the Butcher!
Gnarfflinger the Butcher nimbly crosses the plank into the ring with a minimum of disturbance to the pool below. He examines the barbed wire and grins evilly!
Post by The Final Dragon on Dec 25, 2007 16:41:08 GMT -7
The arena blackens as The Reckoning by Pillar hits the PA system the crowd gets on there feet as smoke starts to fill the entrance. A man walks out from the back and you can see that there is black outline. A spotlight is shown on there to make it seem like there is just a outline no detail.
[blue]Devin:Wow I haven't seen trickshot since his days on Genesis. He looks alot different but he is having a excellent career here on decimation.[/blue]
[green]JP: Yea thanks for giving us him. I mean he is what gets the fans in. He has been in 3 ppv main events or pre main events. That is a achievement.[/green]
[blue]Devin: Well I got something good for him and i am happy he is doing good on Decimation.[/blue]
Trickshot bursts through the smoke with a smile on his face he goes back and forth on the stage raising his arms in the air trying to get the crowd pumped up. He then stops in the middle and puts a sack down. You can see that he is wearing a red Hoodie this time with trickshot down the left side of the hoodie. He has his signature chain on his neck. He also has blue jean shorts with Vince carter sneakers.
[red]Lizzie: Introducing to the ring he is from Boston Massachusetts he is weighing in at 219 pounds he is the sadistic icon he is TRICKSHOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.[/red]
As soon as lizzie ends trickshot jumps up in the air and does a backflip. When he lands black and blue pyros shoot off from the ground in front on him. When the smoke clears you can see trickshot having his hood part removed as he starts to take off his chain. He then grabs the long sack and starts to remove to cloth.
[green]JP: Trickshot has a new weapon. What will in be.[/green]
[blue]Devin: I have no idea but we know trickshot came up with something bad ass. [/blue]
Trickshot fully removes the cloth to see a steel pole covered in barbwire and thumbtacks. There is a little space at the bottom were the handle of it is held. Trickshot starts to walk down to the ring. He doesn't slap any fans hands afraid he will hit them with his new weapon. He starts to cross the plank and fakes like he is gonna fall the crowd gasp as trickshot smiles and walks into the ring. He smiles at gnarff as he puts his weapon down. He then walks over to Gnarff and shakes there hands. Gnarff looks ready to fight but trickshot just smiles and looks up at the entrance ramp waiting for the next person. He takes his pole and grasps it with force and backs up with Gnarff as the wait for the next person.
As Gnarf and Trickshot turn to look at the ramp the arena lights suddenly shut out as a siren blares throughout the arena a red light begins to flash on and off causing the color of the watter to change with each flash. the crowd erupts with cheers as the oh so familiar figure of TPK walks out from behind the curtain and stands on the ramp wearing his silver tights with black barbed wire pattern, a silver mesh jersey with E.O.E written in raised black letters, and his signature mask, TPK hits a straight jacket taunt sending silver pyro high up into the sky making the lights come back on, as the lights come on it is seen that under the left sleeve of the Jersey TPK's arm is wrapped in barbed wire causing the fans to chant E.O.E wildly.
Lizzie: Introducing Next from the Assylum, he stands six feet two inches tall, and weighs in this evening at two hundred and forty-five pounds...THE PSYCHO KID!
Devin: The fans are going nuts over Evolution of Extreme there...and why not so far everyone out here is a member, thats three men in a six man match...that could give these guys a huge advantage!
JP: You know normally I would agree with a statement like that, but knowing these guys I don't think thats going to matter...I mean they don't care if they are a team, when the bell rings they will beat the hell out of one another, it's pretty much what they do best...but still with those odds it is highly likely that we will see an Evolution of Extreme member as the new champ.
TPK removes his jersey over his head making sure to not cut himself on his barbed wire wrapped left arm, TPK gets the shirt off and launches it into the crowd, he than reaches behind his head and grabs the clasp of his mask getting a cheap pop from the audience, TPK wastes little time in removing his mask, he gets the mask over his head and launches that into the crowd as well, he than makes his way carefully across the plank and gets into the ring with the other two men, he shakes hands with Gnarf and Trickshot, the three look to be in no hurry to start fighting as they chat making sure to keep a close eye on the ramp.
96 quite bitter beings hits the arena before any of the competitors have a chance to get settled. the camera pans around to look at the entranceway, taking a wide shot which pans out over the softly ripling waters of the electric pool and up to the dimly lit stage on the other side of the pool, seperated by a wobbly, skinny looking plank of wood used for the competitors to enter the ring.
As the camera pans in closer, the soft blue lights reflecting back off the calm water the song plays through the introduction. Silently, the silouette of a figure appears at the back of the sage, stepping through the curtain and into the arena. As the figure steps out into the arena and into the light, the soft lights illuminate his face... The determined looking face of Hayden HardKore. He steps out across the stage taking big steps in time with the music.
Lizzie Morna: And the next chalenger... Weighing in at 211lbs and haiing from Wellington, New Zealand. He is a GHW original, Hayden HardKore... Jackass!
Hayden rips off the t-shirt that he had been wearing, cutting down to his usual wreslting attire, light grey pants with the word "Jackass" tagged across one of the legs in orange. He is wearing long white socks and back chuck tayors complete with the Jackass logo embrioded on the shoe. He throws the black Hayden HardKore t-shirt out into the crowd, the camera catching a glimpse of the smiling photo on te fron and the words "HardKore to the bone" scrawled across the picture in blood red ink. Hayden tilts his head to one side, his eyes scanning around the arena and all the posible ways in which he could possibly die in this match. He reaches up both of his white and orange taped hands and massages his neck quickly, before bending down to draw an imaginary line on the ground with his left index finger.
Jimmy Pate: Well Hayden has shown of late why exactly he deserves to be here. Every night he comes out and win, loss or draw, his opponents will always know that this Jackass will take them right to their limits, and his own Devin Bozz: Well he is a valuable asset to the Wednesday Night Genesis roster, I bet you are jealous that you don't have him fighting over there on Saturday nights? Jimmy Pate (laughing): Well,you know... Youre the Bozz, I suppose we have to leave you some decent wrestlers on your roster. Devin Bozz: Lets not get into roster arguments tonight Jimmy, it shou8ld be a happy day. You don't have to sit here with fruitlops today, I'll celebrate that Jimmy Pate: Amen to that borther. Lets crack open the beers...
Hayden steps over the imaginary line, which by now had sprung into a wall of blue flames. Stepping through the flames, he appears on the other side of the wall, looking fired up fr the match, a fire lit in his eyes and breathing heavily. With a rockstar-like jump, Hayden leaps into the air. White pyrotechnics set off simultaneously around the edges of the pool as he lands, shooting out in all directions over the asonished crowd. As soon as he lands, Hayden runs off towards the ring, running across the plank of wood with the balance of a tight-rope walker in te circus.
Jimmy Pate: Look int his eyes. That is the face of a man who is ready to win tonight. That is sheer determination, and the ook of somebody who does not care about anything except what is going to happen in that ring tonight. Devin Bozz: I dare say that I predict there won't be the usual amount of horseplay and needless showmanship from our resident Jackass tonight. Everybody in this ring needs to focus on the match, or they could die here tonight... They don't call it a deathmatch for nothing. Jimmy Pate: I am looking forward to this one. It is going to be one hel of a night. And it loks like it is about to explode into a brawl right now.
Hayden had ran straight towards the ring, wasting little time, sliding in and standing to his feet quickly. without so much as a hello or a wave, he runs straight at The Psycho Kid, the quickness of the attack catching TPK off guard. HAyden runs at him with a knee lift, grabbing a hold of TPK's head on the way and guiding it to his knee as he charges past. TPK crashes t the mat, but is back up quickly. Hayden looks to rebound off the ropes, but realises at the last minute that there are no ropes on the side of the ring and comes to an abrupt halt just inches away from the side of the ring. TPK sees this opportunity and runs at Hayden, looking to get an early eiminaton by kicking him into the electric pool, but Hayden leapforgs the attack, and TPK is sent siding out of the ring, landing on the platform below and cming to a halt afew feet away from the pool itself. The crowd roar, egging the men on, and wanting to see somebody thrown into the pool.
Jimmy Pate: Hayden HardKore was a little over-eager there, running straight into the match without properly checking ot the ring first. And it was nearly a fatal mistake. Devin Bozz: We nearly got an early elimination... Twice. I think it is going to take one hell of alot more than that to eliminate these men tonight. Nobody is going down without giving it a damned good shot
Meanwhile, having watched the action from across the ring and realising that he match is now officialy underway, Trickshot and Gnarfflinger set their sights on each other, each brandishing their own weapons, Gnarf sporting the frypan and barbed wire wraped hockey stick, while Trickshot brandises his modified steel pole. They approach each other carefuly, circling around each other to look for an opening. Everybody is waiting for the first person to strike...
-3X Undisputed GHW Champion (Simultaneous New Age & KotDM x2, New Age and Charging Glory x1) -1X Triple Champion (KotDM, NA & CG) -3X New Age Champion -1X Charging Glory Champion -1X Television Champion -5X KotDM Champion -3X NeXuS Runner Up (2010, 2011, 2012)
Post by The Final Dragon on Dec 27, 2007 17:25:17 GMT -7
Trickshot and Gnarff start to circle each other waiting for the other one to strike. Then as it was planned they both turn to Hayden. They both as you can see have a evil smile on there face. They then charge together at Hayden. Hayden smiling down at TPK turns his head to get a frying pan to the face. Then a steel pole to the gut. As Hayden double downs in pain trickshot rips out the steel pole with barbwire out of Haydens gut. You can see blood come out of his stomach.
[blue]Devin: Did you see that? Gnarff and Trickshot just decimated Hayden. I don't think Hayden will get up from that easily[/blue]
[green]JP: Yea, I think that might be the quickest person bloody in GHW history.[/green]
Trickshot then lets go of his pole and goes on the platform on the outside he then reaches down to TPK who Grabs his hands. He then pulls up on TPK who just smiles and gives trickshot a little irish whip. Trickshot realizing he might just go into the pool puts on the brakes. He leans back and forth trying to find his balance. You can see TPK start running at trickshot to get the elimination. Trickshot predicts and jumps up. While he is in the air he goes backwards. TPK sees this but it is to late. Trickshot brings his foot down and smacks TPK right in the face. The fans cheer at the athleticism of trickshot. TPK falls down after the kick from trickshot.
Trickshot gets up from the ground and looks up to see Gnarff up on top of the apron smiling. Trickshot's look goes from smiling to o shit. Gnarff jumps from the top of the apron with the frying pan in hand. He brings the frying pan over his head and crashes it down on trickshot's head. Trickshot falls back grabbing his head. Gnarff doesn't want to win like that so he goes back up to the ring.
[blue]Devin: Wow, first trickshot makes his job look easy and then gnarff slams a frying pan on his head. I do not know how these wrestlers do it. Where you ever this bruised JP?[/blue]
[green]JP: Well not really. I was usually giving out the bruises. But I did get some. But nothing like this. This is the generation of wrestling that will rule them all. Besides the legends of course.[/green]
[blue]Devin: Speaking of legends. Don't forget to turn into GHW's awards ceremony. Legends will be born.[/blue]
[green]JP: Besides future legends legends have no part in the award Ceremony.[/green]
[blue]Devin:I know i just needed a intro into it.[/blue]
[green]JP: You know I like you. Wanna get traded for Ray?[/green]
[blue]Devin: Sorry but I am happy on Genesis.[/blue]
Gnarff walks to barbwire ropes he then whacks the ropes at a certain point to cut them. He then garbs that barbwire and wraps it around the frying pan. Gnarff smiles at his new invention. He then looks around to find a target. When he turns around though he is met with TPK. Who grabs Gnarff in a bear hug position. TPK then flings gnarff out with a spinning belly to belly. Gnarff unable to get it out of the way lands on his frying pan gut first. A grunt is heard from gnarff.
As TPK looks around to find something he grabs a chair on the turnbuckle. He then looks to Hayden. He walks up Hayden and puts the chair on his leg. TPK then jumps up and slams his foot down on the chair. Hayden screams in pain. TPK then takes the chair off the leg. He sits up the chair to its regular position. He then takes Hayden's head and places it on the chair. TPK then walks back a bit. He then turns around and starts to run at Hayden. TPK then jumps up in the air trying to land on Hayden. In air TPK realizes that trickshot is up and also jumping in the air. Just this time towards him with arms spread. TPK knows it is to late for him but he might cause Hayden some danger so he goes forward. Trickshot hits him with running force. His shoulder goes right into the gut of TPK. Tpk falls back a bit but is still over Hayden. Hayden lifts his head up just in time to see TPK coming down. Quickly Hayden moves out of the way. TPK still thinks that hayden is there feels cold hard steel. A scream is heard as the chair collapse.
[green]JP: Wow Trickshot just speared TPK onto a cold hard steel chair. The impact made the chair collapse.[/green]
[blue]Devin: Well Hayden moved so otherwise TPK would be going into the face of Hayden. But I think the pure spear through the chair really got this crowd fired up. Well it got me fired up at least. This just proves to me how good this match is gonna be.[/blue]
[green]JP:I totally agree with you there. Here have a beer to celebrate this match*both men grab a beer on the cooler in between them they slap them together and then drinking them*[/green]
Trickshot gets up quick to see the carnage that he just did. He then does what a football player would do after a huge tackle. He starts getting the crowd pumped up as he starts to jump up and down. Trickshot though forgets about Hayden who has commendered his steel pole. As everyone in the arena besides the wrestlers know that Hayden wants revenge. Trickshot has his back turn so he doesn't see Hayden as he slams that steel pole right into the butt of trickshot. Trickshot screams in pain as he looks back and see a pole stuck in his ass.
[green]JP: Well that gonna hurt when you gotta poop.[/green]
[blue]Devin: Can we say constipation?[/blue]
Trickshot then falls down on his hands and knees trying to pluck the thumbtacks from his butt. Hayden starts to laugh as everyone forgets about Gnarff who is getting up. He sees trickshot knelled over and then smiles.He starts running as fast as he can. Gnarff then steps on the downed trickshot and bounces off. Gnarff then starts to fade to a backflip He does it as he collides with Hayden. The crowd cheers as they haven't seen a shooting star press from gnarff in a long time.
Gnarff gets up from the mat after hitting Hayden to the ground. He then walks over to trickshot. Gnarff then reaches down and tries to pull the pole out of trickshots butt. Like Excalibur in stone. With each wrench trickshot screams out in more pain. Gnarff finally rips it out. Trickshot then screams in pain as he rolls over on the ground holding his butt. You can hear him screaming" O GOD THAT IS THE MOST PAIN EVER IN MY ASS"
Gnarff just looks at him with a weird look. He then shakes it off and goes to find his next prey. When he turns around there is TPK right in his face. TPK kicks Gnarff in gut. Gnarff drop his steel pole as he bends over. TPK then throws Gnarff's arm over his shoulder. TPK then grabs Gnarff in like a headlock. TPK then lifts gnarff up from the ground into a suplex position. TPK then as quickly as he can spins around and drops. When Gnarff lands it has a sickening thud as it lands on the steel pole. The crowd starts chanting holy sh*t as Gnarff screams in pain.
[Blue]Devin: O God! First that pole was on trickshots butt poking the skin then that Lethal Injection into the gut of Gnarff. This is why the superstars are so great. They risk there bodies for this sport to see the fans cheer. I have sooo much respect for every single one of them[/blue]
[green]JP: Yea it's no easy picking out there. But, you are right if it wasn't for the fans we wouldn't be here. And I can tell you the fans here in Japan are on there feet going crazy for these guys in the ring.[/green]
[blue]Devin: That's right. If you are just tuning in where have you been for the past hour and a half? Anyways, GHW has been invited to japan for a ceremony of hawk eye and that is where we are now.[/blue]
TPK gets up and he shrugs his shoulders as he mouths "Sorry" He forgets about Hayden. Who is on the other side of the ring waiting for TPK to turn around. When TPK does Hayden charges at him. Hayden first gives a kick to the stomach into TPK. Hayden then brings up his other foot behind the head of TPK. It comes back down into the neck of TPK. TPK jerks forward into the place that Hayden was. But, Hayden moves to the side of TPK as he falls to the ground. Hayden smiles as the shinning wizard connects.
He gets up and starts limping to the the broken down chair. He sets up the parts that remain. It is just basically the back parts. He then turns around and sees trickshot running at him. Guessing what trickshot is gonna do ducks. Trickshot runs right over Hayden and smashes face first into the point of the steel chair. Trickshot holds his nose as he turns around to see Hayden there. Hayden picks up trickshot like a spine buster.
He is about to slam trickshot down when trickshot flips backwards making sure his back hits in a certain way. When they land trickshot flings Hayden. Hayden in mid air hits the barbwire ropes.(according to the video the barbwire blows up. but i have no idea if it happens in here) Hayden screams in pain as his back gets punctured through the spikes on the wire. Trickshot then gets up holding his back. But, happy he pulled off the monkey flip.
He then sees his advantage on Hayden and runs towards him. Hayden with no defense is caught with trickshot running at him. As trickshot gets to Hayden he grabs the neck of Hayden with his arm. He then sweeps Hayden's legs and pushes as hard he can. It breaks the barbwire down with Hayden attached to it. They fall to the platform below as trickshot and Hayden scream in pain as they both hit the barbwire below them just trickshot on the left side of his body and Hayden getting the most damage on his back side. The crowd starts to bring up another round of holy sh*t's as Gnarff and TPK start to get up and look over as see why a wall of barbwire is not there. They then go over and see blood on the platform from Hayden and trickshot.
[blue]Devin: O my.... I can;t believe trickshot would try to do that even when we haven't seen the other 2 mystery people here. I guess he wanted to weaken Hayden. For a easy elimination.[/blue]
[green]JP: That is true but also trickshot is hurting himself in the process which could be bad for him.[/green]
Gnarff and TPK then turn to each other and start throwing punches. A left there a right there. They keep this going for a couple seconds until TPK pushes Gnarff off. Gnarff comes back up but gets a head butt to his head knocking him back down. TPK then shakes his head a bit. Then grabs Gnarff's head to pull him up. As Tpk is pulling up Gnarff sticks his arm right up to the soft spot. TPK double over from the low blow from Gnarff. Gnarff smiles as he gets up faster then normal. You can see he starts to get dizzy. He recovers a second later. Gnarff shakes it off as he goes to TPK and starts to pull him up by the hair with one hand. The other hand is over his privates as he raises TPK to a standing position.
TPK a little wobbly but you would be to if you just got a punch to the privates. Gnarff then bends down and puts his shoulder between the leg of TPK. While pulling him over his shoulders. Gnarff then stands up fully. Gnarff walks over to the frying pan. As he is about to move it into a sidewalk slam TPK wiggles out of it. Gnarff then turns around to find out he is on getting on TPK's shoulders. TPK looks like he is gonna do a death valley driver. but when he turns around trickshot is there. TPK is tempted to drop Gnarff but he doesn't. Instead trickshot jumps a little bit back and forward with his leg out stretched. It connects with TPK's chin. TPK still has Gnarff on his back. Tpk falls back dropping Gnarff as well. The only thing is that gnarff lands on his frying pan as TPK lands on the mat.
Trickshot smiles as he gets up. He looks around and sees no one is up besides TPK who is starting to. Trickshot has a time for a taunt. He starts to do backflips. He gets near a edge of the ring and stops. He then looks over to see TPK start to get up. Trickshot then jumps off to the platform. He then looks under the ring for a weapon. He finds something he likes and pulls it out. It turns out to be a Singapore cane. Trickshot then looks up above the ring looking for TPK. He is still just getting up bit by bit.
Trickshot then hops up onto the ring and starts running at TPK. TPK faking getting up cuz he had already gotten up. TPK predicts trickshot running at him. When trickshot is close, Tpk suddenly perks up and grabs the Singapore cane as it is coming down. He then backs up while trickshot is standing still and brings the cane over trickshot's neck. TPK then places his foot behind trickshot leg and sweep it out from under him. They both fall. Tirkchost hits the mat with TPK.But, the cane goes right to trickshots neck. As soon as it hits trickshot grabs his throat and rolls around in pain. TPK then gets up and goes over to trickshot. Looking like he is gonna hit trickshot again but then _____ happens.
OOC: Sry for the longest post that i have ever done 17 paragraphs. I think this post is dedicated to Vlad Scotty and Nate for training me
Post by gnarfflinger on Dec 28, 2007 0:09:28 GMT -7
OOC: Am I the only one glad that Ray isn't here after that one bit that happenned to Trickshot?
As The Psycho Kid is preparing to rain down another heavy blow to the head oftrickshot, he is speared by the Butcher. The two men sprawl dangerously towards the exposed edge of the ring. The Butcher comes out on top, and as he throws a right hand that misses the mark, splashing into the pool below. The current in the pool is enough to force the Butcher to recoil holding his right hand as the Psycho kid rolls towards the centre of the ring holding his face from the splash of charged water...
JP: A perilous situation for Gnarfflinger the Butcher and the Psycho Kid there.
DB: This match we're seeing a return to the old Gnarfflinger the Butcher, one who threw caution to the wind and sacrificed himself in the name of brutality. The knock on him lately is that he's been sacrificing the bloodlust in the name of aesthetics. Don't get me wrong, it's been damn impressive, but it's just not what brought him to the dance in the first place...
Hayden Hardcore seeing all three members of the Evolution of Extreme in compromising positions decides no is his time to strike. First he slams the pole down into the groin of trickshot three times. Then he takes the frying pan and slams it onto the shocked hand of Gnarfflinger the Butcher twice. From there, he hits the Psycho Kid with a pile driver on the destroyed remains of the steel chair.
JP: Hayden Hardcore is large and in charge here in this brutal competition!
DB: He's looking really good right now, but never count out anyone insane enough to sacrifice life and limb to destroy another man--even their friends as the Evolution of Extreme is demonstrating here!
Hayden takes the frying pan and turns back to Trickshot, delivering a punishing blow to the ribs of his fallen victim. Gnarfflinger then spots Hayden, standing, striking and oblivious to the nefarious Canadian. Gnarfflinger then takes the barbed wire wrapped hockey stick and raises it into the groin of Hayden Hardcore. He then placed the hockey stick around the throat of Hayden, pulls him up then falls back, with his knees in the back of Hayden. The Butcher then applies a triangle choke with the barbed wire wrapped hockey stick across the throat of Hayden Hardcore!
DB: This is what I've meant about the Butcher. Sure that triangle Choke looks nasty, it cuts up Hayden Hardcore, but it doesn't have the impact that much of his older classic moves bring to the table.
JP: He's definitely trying to be a better technitian and a more well rounded threat, but is this transition costing him the gold that he once enjoyed?
Trickshot is rolling to his hands and knees, still holding his ribs fromt he Frying pan assault from Hayden Hardcore, while the Psycho Kid is in a similar position, holding his head. Thrickshot sees the Psycho Kid nearly to his feet, then spears him into the barbed wire! the top strand snaps from the impact, sending the end of the strand into the electric pool. This sends current through the middle strand of barbed wire, where both men were leaning precariously on, Trickshot's hand now draping into the water briefly before recoiling from the sudden jolt.
JP: A shocking development has made this match even more dangerous!
DB: Now all three members of the Evolution of Extreme have felt the charge from the water. They know what's going to happen to a poor sap that gets thrown in...
The Psycho Kid recovers his wits enough to stand. He hits an inverted atomic drop catching the injured twins of Trickshot, and sending him to the ground, once again holding his balls. He then grabs the hockey stick, breaking the triangle choke, lifting Hayden off the Butcher removing the possibility for a careless accidental self elimination from the former Charging Glory champion. Seeing this, the Butcher stands, hits Hayden with a standing drop kick sending both men to the mat, Psycho kid using the barbed wire hockey stick and the barbed wire on his forearm to apply a punishing sleeper hold.
JP: Hayden is in a world of trouble!
DB: Not only is the barbed wire scratching the hell out of his face and neck, the various chokes are cutting off his air flow. This will have a detrimental effect the longer this match continues!
Gnarfflinger now sees Trickshot down and vulnerable. He reaches under his shirt and produces a Willy the Whale puppet! He puts it on his hand and then applies a Mandible Claw to Trickshot...
JP: Gnarfflinger the Butcher has put his Willy in the mouth Trickshot!
DB: *pausing for a second* You've been hanging around with Ray too much...
Gnarf and TPK hold their men in submission position but both let go at around the same time, Gnarf pulls his hand out of Trickshot's mouth before taking his willy away from his hand and putting it back in his pants *no pun intended...ok well maybe just a little* TPK rolls Hayden off of him and gets to a stand TPK before droping the hockey stick, he then glances down at his barbed wire wrapped left arm as a grin slowly forms over his lips, he slowly turns his head to the standing Butcher who notices TPK getting to his feet and readies himself for whatever is to come, TPK notices this and still decides to throw caution to the wind and charge Gnarf, he gets a few steps away from Gnarf and thrusts his left arm out aiming for Gnarf's chest, Gnarf shows a surprising burst of speed and rolls under TPK's clothesline attemp, Gnarf rolls up to his feet and quickly spins to face TPK, and arches his right arm over TPK's throat, TPK struggles but it doesn't help, Gnarf snaps viciously backward landing on his back and snapping the back of TPK's head onto the ground below.
JP: Now Gnarfflinger The Butcher isn't very well known for being quick on his feet, but you would have never known it after seeing such a good display of agility right there.
Devin: And that reverse DDT he performed afterward was performed with some force, it was as if he was trying to break the ring with The Psycho Kid's head.
At this point Hayden and Trickshot have both gotten up, they glance at one another and start to go for each other until they both decide it better to go for Gnarf as he is trying to get up, as soon as Gnarf is to his feet Trickshot leaps up and plants his feet in Gnarf's chest while at the same time Hayden drops to the ground and spins throwing his right leg into the back of Gnarf's legs, the double team move makes Gnarf fall quickly to the ground landing mere inches away from the side of the pool, Gnarf sees this and rolls away before either Hayden or Trickshot can do anything about it, Trickshot flips back and lands on his feet after the dropkick, as he lands Hayden gets up but Trickshot sends a hard right fist into his face knocking him right back down, Trikchsot hits a quick pose before walking over to Hayden and bending down, he starts to lift Hayden up but Hayden nips up and wraps his legs around Trickshot's neck before flipping himself downward and between the other man's legs, Hayden lands on top of Trickshot but before the ref can get into a position to make a count TPK lunges forward and throws his left forearm out hitting Hayden in the chest causing some of the barbed wire to slash across Hayden's chest opening it up a little.
Devin: The Psycho Kid is using that barbed wire wrapped left arm effectively, but I hope he realizes that if he goes into that water with that on...it will hurt like hell!
JP: Knowing The Psycho Kid, not only does he know it but he is probably counting on it, I can tell you from what I have seen of this guy pain is one of his best friends.
TPK doesn't even bother with a pin attempt as he sees Gnarf standing up and thinks it a better idea to get to a vertical base right along with "The Frying Pan Wielding Mad Man", both men rush to get to a stand and do so at the same time, TPK and Gnarf rather than rush one another scan the environment to find a suitable weapon, Ganrf sees his trusty frying pan a few feet away while TPK rushes over to the broken chair, he gets to the chair and takes just the seat of it, the two men start slowly toward one another while Hayden gets to his feet unseen by either of the two men, he decides to hang back and let the two men go at one another in hopes of maybe picking up a couple of easy eliminations later down the road, Gnarf and TPK near one another and both bring their weapons high above their heads and slam them down onto the head of the other, both men fall down face first next to one another, Hayden smiles confidently and starts to walk toward the fallen bodies of Gnarf and TPK, he gets a few steps away when from off camera Trickshot runs in and hits a front flip over Hayden graping his neck and snapping down to his back landing on the electrified barbed wire sending currents through both men.
Fans: HOLLY SHIT...HOLLY SHIT...
Devin: OH MY GOD! Did you see that, Trickshot just nailed a nice flip over neckbreaker but paid for it when he landed on that barbed wire that had some of the pools current running through it, I don't think he saw it there but I imagine he knows it's there now!
JP: I don't think it would have made much of a difference to Trickshot if he had seen it there, as long as he took Hayden down with him.
Post by Tommy Musashi on Dec 29, 2007 12:38:51 GMT -7
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"
The audience look confused as the four men in the ring look up toward the voice. Lizzie had a mic in her hand, a big smile on her face as she continues to speak.
"Please look up to see one of the mystery opponents in the Electric pool match!"
JP: It's about time!
Bozz: Oh yeah! I can't wait to see this guy!
JP: Even you don't know who it is?
Bozz: Well, I know of one.
Everybody looks up, the men stop beating the crap out of each other and stare up at the huge steel crate coming down from the rafters. A huge cloth covered most of it to see what was inside.
"May one of the wrestlers please pull off the curtain."
JP: Why would they put a wrestler in a box? I mean, come on? What kind of entrance is that?
Bozz: To freak them out maybe?
All the men look a little worried what was under that curtain. Gnarf was getting irritated and didn't give two shits who was under that curtain. So he walks up there, takes a deep breath, before pulling off the curtain.
The audience gasp in the presence of what was in the cage. A ferocious brown grizzly bear was tearing away at the metal bars trying to break free. Gnarf begins to back up, a little frightened by the huge animal.
JP: You got to be kidding me! This is so unrealistic!
Bozz: Unrealistic? You kidding me? that's a freakin grizzly bear in there! Its really there! Its strange, but its happening!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, she weighed in this morning, after tearing about five stage hands apart, at 623 lbs! She is Hyper's favorite pet! Honey the Bear!"
Suddenly the locks on the cage snap off and the next split second the bear slams her way through the cage door and knocks Gnarf's body all the way into one of the barbed wire ropes. Explosions and a puff of smoke releases after the contact. TPK begins to freak out and runs around the ring trying to escape the huge Grizzly bear who covers almost half the ring.
Post by The Final Dragon on Dec 31, 2007 1:56:25 GMT -7
ooc: Well that makes things interesting O.O
The bear roars around the ring obviously mad because someone woke her up from hibernation. TPK runs around the ring panicking as Hayden and trickshot just look at each other. They both start to think the same thing. They both nod to each other. As they go each other as they start whistling a lullaby song. Honey starts to perk her head up and turn it to a side. Hayden starts singing "Hush little bear"(idk i just made it up ) Hayden starts singing to get the bear as she starts to get sleepy. Honey then takes a step out of the ring onto the platform below. She looks for a cave but can;t find any. The next best thing is the ring.
She pushes the weapons onto the platform out of under the ring. Trickshot is already back in the ring with a tranquilizer gun in hand. He then passes Hayden and jumps on the other platform. You can see Trickshot lift the ring apron he then aims and you can hear a click as it goes into Honey. Honey tries to lash out on trickshot but can't because of the tranquilizer. As Trickshot he gets a kick to the hand as the gun flies out into the pool. Trickshot looks up to see Hayden right there with a light tube.
[blue]Devin: Well trickshot and Hayden actually showed teamwork there. I guess they got honey to go to sleep but i don't know how long that will last. You can't keep a Bad news bear down... Get it Bad news bear like the movie.... O forget.[/blue]
[green]JP: I was trying to forget about the movie thank you.[/green]
Hayden smiles as trickshot tries to think of something. He then spots a chair and picks it up. Hayden swings with the tube but trickshot blocks it with the chair. The tube shatters as trickshot lowers the chair Hayden starts running at trickshot. Trickshot side steps Hayden and lets him keep going. Hayden stops just in time. When he turns around again trickshot stops him and tell him to look back up to the ring. Hayden buys the bait as trickshot runs to Hayden sees this coming and ducks under the swinging chair that trickshot is doing. Trickshot turns around first though as Hayden wants to get farther away. When Hayden turns around he gets a chair thrown at him. Hayden catches it thinking trickshot's plan is foiled. Trickshot then drops back a big then lunges forwards. Hayden has no time as all he sees is the chair going into his face. Trickshot Connects with a sweet chin music to the chair. A thud is heard as Hayden falls down on some regular weapons.
Trickshot smiles as he looks around for more weapons. Trickshot looks down to his feet to a light tube rack. A smiles brings to his face as he reaches down for the steel chair and rack of light tubes. He then slides into the ring wear he gets a coil of barbwire right into his back. Trickshot screams out as his bare back gets hit with barbwire. TPK looks down smiling on trickshot as he keeps digging it into trickshots back. Trickshot shoves the chair behind TPK. TPK starts to dig in harder but he is hit from the back by Gnarff. TPK falls down to the ground as you can see that Gnarff picked up trickshot's steel pole. Trickshot smiles at Gnarff. Gnarff does the same but then brings the pole over his head and tries to bring it down on trickshot.
Trickshot rolls out of the way from the pole. As Gnarff to trys to pull it back up it gets stuck. He forgets about it and goes for trickshot.Trickshot meets him with a boot to the stomach. Gnarff bends down to hold his stomach. When he goes down trickshot stuffs Gnarff between his legs. Trickshot then makes a rolling motion with his fist and tries to jump up. He gets stops as Gnarff won't go up. Gnarff pops up from in between the thighs of trickshot. Gnarff quickly grabs trickshot's head and puts it under his armpit like in a headlock. Gnarff then grabs trickshot's arm and puts it over his head. Gnarff then lifts up trickshot in the suplex position. Gnarff walks over to the rack of light tubes. Trickshot wiggles out and starts to drop in front of gnarff. Gnarff then switches his body position into a spine buster on trickshot. Trickshot doesn't expect it as he feels shard of glass getting stuck into his back as Gnarff slammed him through the light tube rack. The crowd starts cheering as TPK and Hayden start to get up.
[blue]Devin: WOW! A jackknife spine buster into a rack of light tubes. Can I say OW![/blue]
[green]JP: You can but just wait for someone to get eliminated. Imagen thousands of currents running through your body.[/green]
[blue]Devin: I really don't want to Imogene that. That could kill me.[/blue]
As Gnarff starts to celebrates TPK comes up to him and gives him a kick in the stomach. Gnarff bends down again. This time Gnarff doesn't feel anything else. He starts to look up to see TPK run towards Hayden. Hayden looks up at the last moment to see two boots go ring into his face. Hayden stumbles back and starts to look down. He sees brass knuckles and picks it up. He puts them on his left hand as he slides back into the ring making sure TPK is on Gnarff.
TPK tries to clothesline Gnarff. Gnarff at the final seconds ducks under it. He then sees Hayden and ducks under his punch with the brass knuckles. As TPK turns around Hayden fist continues through hitting TPK right in the Jaw. The fans start to chant "SOUTH PAW SOUTH PAW" TPK drops dead in his tracks as he falls over backwards. A puff of smoke is seen as you can see TPK go into the barb wire. TPK bounces right back forward. He drops to the ground and turns around in the process. So his back is on the mat.
As Hayden turns around here comes Gnarff charging at him. Hayden doesn't side step but he holds his ground. He thinks he knows what Gnarff is gonna do and if he does he just played his cards right. Gnarff grabs Hayden by the gut. Gnarff then lifts up Hayden and starts to spin. When they go a full turn around, Gnarff starts to drop as Hayden predicted. Hayden switches his body weight around so that Gnarff is gonna go down and take to most damage other then himself. Gnarff tries to break free but can't as his head spikes into the mat with a vicious DDT.
As Hayden gets up all pumped up now. He then looks over to trickshot. Trickshot nods to Hayden as they both know what they were gonna do. Both men run to the turnbuckle on the other corners from each other. They both look down to see if Gnarff and TPK are up. Which there not. Both men then Nod as they lift themselves off the turnbuckle. Hayden flips backwards as he starts doing a cork screw in the middle. Trickshot goes off frontwards as he starts going into a barrel roll. Hayden comes out of his cork screw and hits TPK with his back going into TPK's chest. Trickshot finishes his barrel Roll. He also lands his back into the stomach of Gnarff. Both men pop up excited.
Hayden tries to takes advantage and runs back up the turnbuckle. He spots trickshot and jumps off. Hayden flies through the air doing a back flip in the process. He twists his body again. Trickshot spots Hayden's feet coming right at him. Trickshot quickly moves over of the way. Knowing that Hayden is going to land on him. Hayden spots that trickshot isn't there. He sets his landing for straight. As Hayden lands he looks around. He sees trickshot running at him and it is to late. Trickshot plows his shoulder into Hayden's stomach. With the force of trickshot Hayden goes backwards. His back hits the chair with tremendous force. Hayden screams out in pain as trickshot hops just to hear a roar from honey.
Post by gnarfflinger on Dec 31, 2007 3:08:26 GMT -7
OOC: A bear? WTF? Shit, this becomes harder...
Honey is pissed! She rears up, and shoves trickshot into the batbed wire, causing sparks and shocks as Trickshot writhes in pain. trickshot faints as Honey tries to pounce, breaking hte barbed wire on that side of the ring, only becoming more angry at the shock and cuts on her paws. She rears up again and swats the frying pan out of Gnarfflinger's hand, sending it sliding off the ledge of the ring, and into the pool below! Gnarfflinger is also send sprawling to the far barbed wire.
JP: A drastically dire situation for the Butcher! His Frying pan is eliminated from the match!
DB: Gnarfflinger is a veteran, The pan has never been a crutch, but a style thing. He loves the frying pan, but he's experienced enough that he can still make his opponents pay the price without the frying pan...
Hayden Hardcore and the Psycho Kid have regained their feet, but not for long as Honey brings an overpaw smash driving a steel chair into the face of Hayden, and with a charge pushes the Psycho Kid to the edge of the barbed wire near the corner. With Psycho Kid dazed, Honey rears back a potentially lethal right hand, only to have it caught in mid air by an airborn Gnarfflinger the Butcher who then pulls honey off balance with his momentum, and pulls her down with him in a Prime Cut, dropping her chest across the edge of the ring. The Butcher's foot hits the water below, causing him to curse audibly.
JP: Gutsy move by the Butcher! He risked life, limb and elimination from this match to safe the Psycho Kid from a dangerous attack from Honey the Bear!
DB: Incredibly clever move too, as Honey's chest was the point of impact, and her paws are not underneath her enough to allow her to regain an upright position!
Honey roars in pain as she struggles to get her forepaws underneath her, but this gives the Butcher time to find pancake, and deliver a few head shots. Soon Honey is bleeding profusely (OOC: Why should she be any different than the rest of us?) from the savage beating from the Butcher. He reaches under the ring to retrieve a cooler, at first he's disappointed when there is no beer, but he sees a salmon, and some pills. He puts a few pills in the salmon and feeds it to Honey who fades out to sleep again. Gnarfflinger goes under the ring again, this time retrieving a set of pan-chucks...
Meanwhile in the ring, the Psycho Kid has produced a light tube and whacked Hayden HardKore with it. Trickshot has retireved Gnarfflinger's barbed wire wrapped hockey stick and also smacked Hayden with it, before driving it into the head of the Psycho Kid. He then turns and nails the Butcher as he climbs past Honey with his pan-chucks. Hayden comes from behind with a german suplex, but is hit with a shot to the back of the knee by the Psycho Kid as he has Trickshot at the highest point of the move. Both men tumble awkwardly to the mat, and as the Psycho Kid turns to deal with the two of them, Gnarfflinger has regained the ring. put the chain of the pan chucks around the throat of the Psycho Kid and reefs him hard to the mat. He then puts the Psycho Kid's head on pne pan, and drives the other into the skull of his Evolution of Extreme stablemate.
Gnarfflinger is then met with a light tube to the head from Hayden and a chairshot from Trickshot. Hayden then kicks Trickshot in the stomach and plants a DDT, but the HCair has wrapped int he barbed wire, bringing a strand across the butt of Honey, who roars in pain, falls to the platform around the ring and regains her vertical base...
OOC: Tranquilizer gun, Salmon and sleeping pils... all seems a bit convenient don't you think
Hayden turns his head to the side ever so slightly, looking toward the source of the noise, and realizes that Honey is awake, again. The crowd wait with bated breath as Honey rears up her hind legs and places her gigantic paws on the side of the ring. Her wounds are clearly making her more fierce with every passing second. Hayden surveys the war zone around where he stands, the mess of battered, broken and bloodied bodies groaning on the ground, then turns his attention back to the Small bear problem at hand
Jimmy Pate: Good lord! Where do they think up these hair brained ideas? As if this match wasn't gruesome enough as it was. Devin Bozz: I am just glad that there is a pool of electric death between the bear and ourselves Jimmy, going in there would be madness. Jimmy Pate: Which says alot for the mental states of these combatants tonight! How are you meant to prepare for something like this? Look at those paws, one well placed swipe and you would be bear food Devin
Honey desperately tries to clamber up the side of the ring, before deciding instead to steon backward so she can jump up onto the platform. in doing so, one of her paws steps back too far, and dips into the electric pool, sending volts of electricity running through her body. Honey lets out a loud yelping sound, and basically flies back int the ring, jumping a good 6 feet into the air in the process. she lands on the ring with an echoey thud, the surprise fro the shock sending her on a mini rampage. She runs at the only target she can see, Hayden HardKore, who is the only man left standing. Hayden backs away slowly, looking at Honey to size up what she is about to do, but it is too late. Honey charges at Hayden before he can react and head-buts him into the electric barbed wire ring-ropes, the barbs digging into his back to hold him in place as currents of electricity coarse through his body, making his hair stand on end. Honey continues to batter Hayden as he lies in the ropes, screaming bloody murder in pain. She rears up and lashes out with one large paw, swiping Hayden across the face, ripping the barbs out of the flesh on his back as he spins to the mat. The stress on the barbed wire ropes is too much, causing an overload in the current, and another explosion as Hayden is torn from them. Hayden bears the full brunt of the explosion, crashing hard onto the mat.
Devin Bozz: Good god! Honey has gone insane. She could rip Hayden HardKore limb from limb right now. A human is no match for a fully grown bear, no matter how strong they are. Jimmy Pate: What happens when Honey finishes her rampage? If she is the only one still alive, technically does she win the title? Devin Bozz: Well, she is a competitor in the match... And at this rate I don't see that there is any way that these four men can take her out
As a result of the paw swipe to Hayden's head, Honey's claws had opened up a deep gash across the left cheek of Hayden. Hayden lies with his face buried in the mat, not moving, as Honey stalks her kill on all fours. She rears up onto her hind legs once more, letting out an ear-shattering roar, before coming back down onto all fours. By now, Gnarfflinger and Trickshot are both struggling to their feet, doing so as quietly as they can to not attract the attention of Honey. Honey towers over the downed body of Hayden HardKore, and opens her massive mouth, before clamping down with her jaws onto Hayden's calf. instantly, Hayden screams in pain, raising his head up from the canvas for the first time. His eyes burn with agony, as he desperately tries to claw his way away from the grasp of Honey, simply making her clamp down harder. Shaking her head from side to side, Honey tires to tear some of the flesh away from the bone of Hayden's leg.
Jimmy Pate: No way! honey has got Hayden HardKore by the scruff of his... leg. I can't even imagine the pain that Jackass would be in right now. Devin Bozz: We put a bear into a wrestling match and you sound surprised that somebody got bitten? Jimmy Pate: This has gone far beyond a wrestling match Bozz. This is madness! Devin Bozz: Madness? ... This is G-H-W! Jimmy Pate: You are sick Devin Bozz, and I kinda like it, ha ha. Look at Honey just tear away at that calf!
Arming themselves with whatever they could find, Trickshot and Gnarfflinger size up the bear, both knowing that this will be the best chance they will get to incapacitate her. Trickshot has armed himself with the very chair that Hayden HardKore used on him afew moments earlier and Gnarfflinger has picked up his trusty Pan-chucks, separating them from the still unconscious body of TPK. They creep up behind the bear, who is too busy trying to make a meal out of Jackass, despite his best efforts to fight her off. When Gnarflinger is just inches away from the back of Honey's head, he bands the pans together, startling the bear. honey releases her grip on Hayden's leg, receiving another pain-filed cry from beneath her and turns to face the source of the racket. Trickshot lines up his shot, connecting with the chair across the back of Honey's head, dazing her. Gnarflinger lets fly with the pan-chucks, unleashing a barrage of blows to the body and head of the bear, to the point where honey backs away in order to protect herself. Hayden manages to roll out of harms way, rolling out onto the platform, where he assesses the damage done to his face, body and calf, all torn up from the bear. The worst of the damage has been done to his leg, suffering from the bite, with puncture wounds and chunks of flesh being ripped out fro the back of his leg, rendering his leg almost useless. His entire body is dripping with blood, and the pool of blood that is collecting around him quickly makes its way toward the electric pool, unbeknown to Hayden.
Jimmy Pate: Hayden HardKore does not look like he is in good shape at all Bozz Devin Bozz: You really think so Jimmy? He just got mauled by a freaking bear, I would be worried if he looked OK after an assault like that. Just goes to show that he s human after all. Jimmy Pate:Also, Gnarflinger and Trickshot have seemed to momentarily put their match aside, and are still trying to put Honey down for good.
TPK, meanwhile had started stirring, and staggers slowly to his feet. The battle with the bear rages across the other side of the ring from him, and he uses the time to assess the damage done to himself. his battered body is barely held on its feet by his wobbly legs, as he trudgingly makes his way toward the fight once more. honey had been putting up a fierce fight, disarming Gnarfflinger with one swipe of her massive paws, but had seemed to have been backed into a corner. On one side of her, an electrified barbed wire fence stands guarding one exit, and on the other side of her is a short drop onto a platform barely able to keep her from falling into the electric pool of death. Trickshot runs at her as Honey takes a swipe out at the newcomer, barely missing TPK's chest. Trickshot runs up Honey's back, jumping over her head and slamming the chair into her skull at the same time, before landing on his back on the mat. Honey staggers awkwardly toward the barbed wire fence.
Devin Bozz: There is nothing behind that fence but a pool of electric charged water. If Honey falls into that fence, there is no way that it Will be able to support her weight, and that could be game over for her.] Jimmy Pate: She hasn't fallen yet Bozz, it is going to take more work to get her to tumble. I just hope that she takes afew of these guys along with her.
Trickshot, Gnarfflinger and TPK line up next to each other and charge at Honey, desperately trying everything they can to get the match back to a level playing field.
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As the three men creep closer to the bear it suddenly lets out a vicious roar causing all three men to back away quickly giving the bear enough room to advance toward the ring, Hayden who is still in a pretty vulnerable state is looking a bit worried as he scoots away from the bear as quickly as he can, the other three men circle around the ring in a vein attempt to put as much distance as possible between them and the bear, the bear seems highly irritated by this and slams it's mighty paws down onto the ring causing it to come as close to collapsing as possible, the Hayden is now standing and has limped his way to the other three men they talk for a moment to try and figure a way to take out the immediate threat known by the name of Honey, they decide that it might be best to split into two groups of two so TPK and Hayden go on one side of the ring and Gnarf and Trickshot go to the opposite side of the ring in hopes of drawing the bears attention to one of the two groups while the other group comes in and blind sides the bear.
JP: Well looks like these four men are going to do the smart thing and try to work together to take out Honey, but I think they are missing the general point....it's a BEAR!
Devin: Hey they got off easy, that thing only weighs around six hundred and thirty pounds, those grizzly bears can range anywhere from four hundred to one thousand five hundred pounds.
JP: Well excuse me Mr. National Geographic...I highly doubt that fact is going to ease the men in there risking their lives to fend that beast off....sorry Bozz, didn't mean to snap but come on who puts a damned bear in a wrestling match, it seems so unbelievably strange.
Honey slowly switches her gaze back and forth between the two groups before finally deciding to advance against Hayden and TPK as Hayden seems like the easiest prey due to his limp, while the bear stalks TPK and Hayden Gnarf and Trickshot reach under the ring and grab a large steel chain before rushing the bear, Trick gets on the left and Gnarf on the right, Trickshot who has the rope in his hand loops it over the bears neck, Gnarf grabs an end as Trickshot keeps the other, they pull back until the bear makes a few gagging noises and slams hard to the ground below shaking the ground making it feel as if an earthquake hit, as soon as the bear is down the two men release their grip on the chain it's apparent the bear isn't dead as it's chest can be seen puffing up and down signifying it's still breathing, with the threat temporarily neutralized the men who were moments before pairing up with one another turn and pair off against one another, TPK gets hit hard in the back of the head by Hayden's forehead knocking him off balance causing him to stagger to the edge of the pool, he teeters on the edge of the pool but regains balance before falling in, he turns to see Hayden limp toward him, he than rushes forward and kicks his left leg out slamming it straight into the leg the bear had been using as a chew toy earlier in the match making him fall back and scream in pain, meanwhile on the other side of the ring Gnarf and TPK turn on one another at the same time both throwing savage right fists into the others face making them both twist around and stumble a little, they both shake it off and turn back to one another this time however Trickshot was faster as he snapped to his side and thrust a big left foot into Gnarf's jaw knocking him down.
Devin: The tremendous speed of Trickshot was very apparent in that super kick to The Butcher, but in a match like this speed isn't as important as brutality which I think anyone would agree is the area in which Honey has the clear advantage.
JP: Honey doesn't even know she is in a wrestling match, all she knows is there are four bleeding men in the ring and she is probably hungry! I mean who do you suppose mystery person number two is...a damn gorilla!?
TPK advances on Hayden but is unaware of the chair just inches away from the other man's finger tips, TPK goes to reach down to bring Hayden back to a stand but the ridge of the folding chair gets rammed into TPK's crotch with lighting speed doubling him over and making him fall to his knees as he groans in pain from the shot to the groin, Hayden pulls TPK onto his back and begins to rapidly firing right and left fists into his face and chest forgetting about his barbed wire wrapped left arm which he brings up to block his face, Hayden attempts to pull his fist back but can't and ends up slamming his knuckles into the barbed wire making him cuss through clenched teeth, TPK rolls to his side and places the wrapped arm at the top of Hayden's chest before dragging quickly down taking a chunk of flesh in the process making Hayden yell out, meanwhile Trickshot hops up into the ring before taking a few steps back, he waits patiently for his chance to strike, he finally sees his chance when Gnarf gets to his feet unaware of Trickshots position, he turns sharply around in a fighting stance but is shocked to see Trickshot barreling toward him and diving at him from the ring, Gnarf reacts quickly by catching the flying Tricshot across his chest, Gharf hoists him up on his shoulder in a fireman's carry, he then spins before dropping Trickshot to his side and falling to his back landing the Cleaver Slam.
JP: Wow talk about luck by Gnarfflinger the Butcher, he was almost taken out by a cross body from the high flying Trickshot.
Devin: Well yeah but you have to think had that taken Gnarfflinger into the pool, he would have had to go in with him, not that he cares but still none the less The Butcher did a great job turning that cross body into the Cleaver Slam...oh no, don't look now but I think Honey just regained conciseness and she is not looking pleased right now!
Post by gnarfflinger on Jan 3, 2008 1:38:09 GMT -7
Honey has once again reared up presenting the biggest threat. Gnarfflinger, hearing this, reaches under the ring and produces a cattle prod. Trickshot, also reacting to the new threat, finds a taser. Hayden and The Psycho Kid also scatter to the platform, reach under the ring and find items, The Psycho Kid finding one of Rurouni's Handsickles, while Hayden finds a weed whacker.
JP: Right now, Ray is likely losing his lunch, the ASPCA is trying to make sure that we never return to the US of A, and something tells me that we could be missing several key members of the Hardcore division...
DB: Isn't this great? Four top GHW superstars in the ultimate test, not only facing each other, an unforgiving battleground and add in a six hundred plus pounf killing machine? What's not to love!
Honey turns towards the Psycho Kid, who ducks the initial paw swipe and digs the sickle into the abdomen of the small grizzly bear. Honey roars in pain, and crashes her weight down on the Psycho Kid. The Handsickle is extracted from the wound, and the Psycho Kid is in grave danger when Trickshot drives the taser into the flank of Honey.
JP: The Psycho Kid is in real trouble, but Trickshot is in position to make the save.
DB: I'm prepared to announce a new Queen of the Death Match--Honey!
Honey rears up towards the source of the new pain, Trickshot rolls under the next pounce and comes up beside the Psycho Kid, shocks him for good measure to wake him up and dodges a sickle thrist for the face. Meanwhile, Gnarfflinger rams the cattle prod into the side of Honey. Honey is not pleased, and makes her anger well known to all in attendance. She spins around with a backhand swipe, firing the Butcher into the barbed wire side of the ring. Gnarfflinger dodges to the platform as Honey brings a heavy paw swipe down across the barbed wire, breaking it from the post, while increasing the pain that Honey feels as the electricity and barbs course through the wire. At this point, Hayden runs the weedwacker into the flank of Honey. She rears back, driving Hayden into the post. Honey rears back for what could be a killing blow, but the Butcher spears Hayden out of harms way, sending both men to the platform below. Hayden's face hits the water, but the shock brings him back around, preventing him from an untimely elimination.
JP: Gnarfflinger the Butcher may have just saved the life of Hayden Hardkore!
DB: What is with this teamwork? It's every man and bear for themselves, not a freakin' handicap match!
Honey's paw plows into the steel post, breaking it loose from the platform below, the post catching the Butcher in the ribs and causing the ring to droop the steel post falls into the pool below, taking the barbed wire on one side with it. Trickshot then tasers the other flank of Honey, while the Psycho Kid mounts the back of Honey trying to choke her out with some barbes wire. As Trickshot sticks and moves to keep Honey off balance, the Psycho Kid is barely hanging on. Eventually, the Psycho Kid loses his grip, and flies off Honey into trickshot. Both drop their weapons on their way to collide with the corner post, causing them to fal to the platform below. All four men are on the same side of the platform, leaving the referee as the only one in the ring with Honey. Seeing this, the referee jumps into the pool and tries to swim away...
JP: The Referee has just eliminated himself from this match!
DB: That's right, this is GHW, Anarchy is the only rule!
Quickly after diving into the lethal waters surrounding the ring, the ref realizes what a bad idea that was. As soon as he hits the water, his weight causes the water to rise to the point where a switch is triggered, sending a blue electrical discharge across the water, shocking everything touching the pool. The ref flails about in the pool, a blood curdling scream escaping his mouth, before falling into an eerie silence, lying face down in the water. The sickly smell of burnt flesh fills the air around the pool, drifting towards the fans around the arena, who have fallen strangely silent all of a sudden. The discharge from the electricity being pumped into the water sends a crack of what appears to be lightning to fire away from the water, towards the closest source of electricity conducting materials, which turns out to be the turnbuckle. The electric bolt collides with the turnbuckle, causing a set of pyrotechnics stored in the turnbuckle's post (possibly intended for after the match) to be exploded. Shoots of red and white fireworks fill the air with a loud boom. As one, the crowd gasp in awe of the spectacle.
Jimmy Pate: Well I suppose it is goodnight to that ref, but Bozz, that sure was cool! Devin Bozz: It shows you the destructive power of electricity Jimmy, one thing is for sure... I would sure as hell not like to be the next one to fall into that pool. Jimmy Pate: For the first time in this match, I think the reality is setting in to what these men are facing. This is a death match Bozz. A deathmatch. This sort of match ends careers, and it has the potential to be life ending here tonight. Devin Bozz: And that is going to make these gladiators fight at their very best, because any sort of slip-up, even for a second could prove to be fatal, literally. And with no ref, there is nobody left to keep control of this thing. Nobody to call the pinfalls or submissions. If we don't get another ref out here soon, the only way to win will be to be the last person, or bear to be left standing and throw all of your competitors in the drink. Jimmy Pate: And you say that like it is a bad thing
With all four men reeling after the damage being dished out in the match, each is able to watch the demise of the referee close up. Solemnly, Gnarflinger staggers to his feet, sniffing the putrid air, fresh with the smell of the first victim. The other three men slowly claw their way to a near vertical base also, taking a small amount of time to realize that they are for now all in the same place. Honey stands on her hind legs, roaring loudly at the men to ensure that nobody enters what is now her territory. The roar sends shivers down each of the men's backs as they collect themselves. All of the weons that the men had been brandishing now lie in the ring, guarded by Honey, so a different tactic is decided upon by each man for the immediate future. All four men charge at each other, with all four men meeting at one point on the platform outside of the ring. The fight rages dangerously close to the edge of the platform, the four way brawl seeing each man exchanging wild blows with whatever target his fist meets. However, the fight soon starts to break up, with Gnarfflinger tossing TPK across the platform. He lands afew feet away from the water, and Gnarflinger walks casually over towards him to attempt to finish off the job. Trickshot and Hayden HardKore are left to brawl it out, with the pair edging slowly toward the barbed wire fencing that signals the edge of the platform, below the turnbuckle on the outside of the ring.
Devin Bozz: Four men, one prize. This is turning into a fight, plain and simple. Jimmy Pate: It may not be pretty, but it sure as hell is exciting. Where else but GHW can you see action like this Bozz? Devin Bozz: Umm, nowhere.
Trickshot whips Hayden's head around so that Hayden is facing away from himself, towards the barbed fencing. He ten dropkicks Hayden in the back, sending him sprawling towards the fence. Hayden stumbles afew feet away from the fence and ends up colliding headfirst with the fence, the barbs sticking into his forehead and shoulders. He tries to pull himself away, but the barbs are stuck fast into his body, the only way out would be to tear them from his head and shoulders. As Hayden is in a precarious position, Trickshot follows up his attack, running up his back, which is angled like a ramp, before kicking him across the back of the neck and bottom of the skull with a well placed boot. The barb rips out of the front of Hayden's head as the force of the kick yanks his head backward and to the side. Dazed, he falls down, the barbs in his shoulder ripping out in the process. Hayden HardKore lies on the mat, blood pouring out of his fresh wounds.
Devin Bozz: Like turning on a tap Jimmy, Jackass is bleeding like a stuck pig. Honey can smell the blood and is pacing backward and forward, looking for some more of his leg. Jimmy Pate: And the battle still rages. Something has gotta give Bozz, the drama in this match has just about reached breaking point.
Meanwhile, Gnarfflinger had closed in on TPK, and has straddled him, landing heavy punches to TPK's head. TPK brings his arms up to shield his head from the blows. He manages to get a leg up, and shifts his weight, so that e turns Gnarfflinger onto his side, releasing the press he had over him. managing to claw his way back into the match slightly, TPK brings his knee up, targeting his blows to Gnarflinger's head. He lands three knee strikes to the head of Gnarfflinger, stunning him, and is able to stand to his feet. He staggers away from Gnarfflinger, as Trickshot runs towards him, hitting him in the back with a chop block, that takes him straight back to the ground again, clutching at his knee.
Devin Bozz: Trickshot is on a roll now, he needs to step this up, get himself armed and beat the holy hell out of everyhitng that moves until he is the only one left standing Jimmy Pate: you read my mind Bozz, that was exactly what I was going to say.
As Trickshot sizes up his chances of getting into the ring without being eaten alive, Hayden groans as he claws his way to his knees. Walking on his hands and knees, Hayden makes it unnoticed to the side of the ring, where he proceeds to lift up the ring apron and search for a weapon. Gnarfflinger and TPK are also coming to, and Trickshot focuses his attention on the other two men, momentarily choosing to ignore the figure of Honey still standing proud in the ring, and circling her prey, waiting for somebody foolish enough to enter the ring once more. So far, nobody seems to be foolish enough. Hayden reaches in under the ring, fumbling around a series of lethal weapons before pulling out something that makes his eyes shine. He starts pulling out what appears to be a thick black chain, but the look on his face tells that it appears to be much more than a chain. As he continues to pull the object out, it soon appears to become clear. The chain has a large steel ball attached to the end of it, much like that you would see in an old prison movie. Straining to find the strength to pick the ball and chain up, Hayden HardKore staggers t his feet, the chain at his side. He wraps the chain around his hand twice, to prevent the weapon from slipping out of his grasp, and begins to swing it above his head as he approaches Trickshot.
Devin Bozz: What in the hell? Jimmy Pate: Well this match just keeps on throwing surprises at you now doesn't it? Devin Bozz: Well that appears to be a ball and chain, the type once used to shackle prisoners to keep them from escaping. Good god he could sure do some damage with that. Jimmy Pate: Imagine if he connects with somebody's skull that thing could split it open like a melon. Devin Bozz: Well earlier in the week, Hayden said he was going to show how hardKore he can be, and get back to what made him famous in this business. He said he was going to get back to being HardKore, and well, he seems s natural with that thing swinging from his hands that I am gonna have to believe him Jimmy Pate: And that could mean some dire consequences for the other three men in this match. But we still have the problem of a fully grown bear to contend with.
Trickshot, sensing something is wrong, turns around to see the figure of Hayden HardKore approaching him swinging his new-found best friend. He backs up against the barbed fence on the other side fro where he had assaulted Hayden earlier and looks for a way out. Hayden swings the ball and chain at Trickshot, catching him in the guts. Trickshot lets out a loud "oomph" at the steel ball hits him, before falling to his knees, doubling over from the pain. Hayden is about t sea the deal and targets a swing to Trickshot's head, but TPK locks his feet around the feet of Hayden, bringing him down with a modification of a Drop Toe Hold. loosing his balance, hayden swings the ball wildly, and manages to catch TPK on the knee on the way to the mat. TPK screams out in agony, as the shot finds its surprise target. Hayden falls to the canvas, the ball and chain still attached to his hand. He slams his hand down on the ground in frustration, not realizing that he had incapacitated TPK in the process.
Jimmy Pate: God Lord! That caught him in the knee! That could have shattered his kneecap right thare! Devin Bozz: Shattered or not, that will have some lasting effects as the match wears on.
-3X Undisputed GHW Champion (Simultaneous New Age & KotDM x2, New Age and Charging Glory x1) -1X Triple Champion (KotDM, NA & CG) -3X New Age Champion -1X Charging Glory Champion -1X Television Champion -5X KotDM Champion -3X NeXuS Runner Up (2010, 2011, 2012)