Post by Billy Styles on Oct 26, 2007 1:32:20 GMT -5
The camera bulbs go off all around the red carpet taking pictures of every superstar as they enter the arena for the biggest event of the year. A pure black limo arrives to the red carpet but not many people make a fuss. The driver comes out and opens the door and a leg steps out of the limo....
Dressed in a creme colored suit with a red tie, Billy Styles makes his way out of the limo and starts walking to the arena. A reporter sees him arrive and walks right up to him.
Reporter: Billy... How are you feeling tonight, being here without a match and all?
Billy: One second...
Billy snatches the mic out of the reporter's hand and lifts it high into the air...
Billy: FINALLY!!!
The crowd who hears this chants "Styles Has Arrived!!!" as Billy keeps the mic help up.
Billy: STYLES...
HAS...
ARRIVED!!!
Several whistles are heard throughout the crowd over cheers for Billy Styles.
Billy: Anyway, back to the question at hand... How do I feel? How do you think I feel? I lose a chance at a Captain title shot because of a 2 ton, all you can eat buffet closing, eating machine named Terremoto in those LMS tournaments... and then there's the Silver tag team titles... because of a fluke... a fluke sir... myself and Hawkeye were cost of our title shot that woulda taken place here.
I swear, in all my career, SWF... ASWF... and here, I have not once not been a part of the biggest event of the year in a match ever until this one. So, to tell the truth... I am very disappointed. I am the Legend of SWF... the Icon of VOW... the most unrespected individual in the history of wrestling... a man of true greatness... the Elite, the Great... Billy Styles!!
Reporter: Well, other than not being here, you have a few things that I am sure you are planning on watching here tonight? Care to tell us a few of the matches you want to watch tonight?
Billy: Well, there is a few... as much as I would love to be competing tonight, I am just a spectator now. But first of all, I want to watch the latino rumble. After all, me and Hawkeye, the NSA, we are going to be taking the Silver titles from whoever the winner and his partner is next month anyway... Then, I am gonna be watching Will Powers and Skull's Captain title match... I am sure going to get my chance at the champ soon enough whoever it may be...
Another match, I am really looking at is the Overtaker vs. Raju match for that title. I mean Overtaker's been a major pain in my ass this month, trying to show he is an Elitist... and I want to be an Elitist and blah blah blah blah blah. I swear I will be happy when this is all over.
Finally, the last match I want to see, is the $3000 bet matches. I mean, I have a fellow Elitist in Gnarfflinger taking on Martin Prince and that's looking to be a good match for my frying pan swinging buddy... Then there's Forsaken vs. Cosmos... very wild looking matchup there... and then theres Malcriado Beast vs. Matt Oliviera for the final piece of the pie...
Reporter: Don't you think you should've been selected?
Billy: You damn right I feel I shoulda been selected... I mean picking the guy you are betting for your team? That's like saying I don't want this money! I mean Zantazm, came up to us and talked with us... I seriously thought he would pick us... but he overlooked us. Now none of the Elitists have a match at the PPV but Gnarfflinger and that's a damn shame. I feel that Matt will win the bets because well... you can't have a bet and a person playing for the bet. I mean look at what happened to Pete Rose! So, if this is what happens during a bet so be it...
Reporter: Is there anything else you want to say before we let you get to the arena?
Billy: All I gotta say is GHW beware... because this is my world, and it is all BS. Styles will take gold and he will take care of business here tonight... And Styles has Spoken...
Billy drops the mic and stares into the camera before peeling off and heading into the arena surrounded by cheers of his fans.
Dressed in a creme colored suit with a red tie, Billy Styles makes his way out of the limo and starts walking to the arena. A reporter sees him arrive and walks right up to him.
Reporter: Billy... How are you feeling tonight, being here without a match and all?
Billy: One second...
Billy snatches the mic out of the reporter's hand and lifts it high into the air...
Billy: FINALLY!!!
The crowd who hears this chants "Styles Has Arrived!!!" as Billy keeps the mic help up.
Billy: STYLES...
HAS...
ARRIVED!!!
Several whistles are heard throughout the crowd over cheers for Billy Styles.
Billy: Anyway, back to the question at hand... How do I feel? How do you think I feel? I lose a chance at a Captain title shot because of a 2 ton, all you can eat buffet closing, eating machine named Terremoto in those LMS tournaments... and then there's the Silver tag team titles... because of a fluke... a fluke sir... myself and Hawkeye were cost of our title shot that woulda taken place here.
I swear, in all my career, SWF... ASWF... and here, I have not once not been a part of the biggest event of the year in a match ever until this one. So, to tell the truth... I am very disappointed. I am the Legend of SWF... the Icon of VOW... the most unrespected individual in the history of wrestling... a man of true greatness... the Elite, the Great... Billy Styles!!
Reporter: Well, other than not being here, you have a few things that I am sure you are planning on watching here tonight? Care to tell us a few of the matches you want to watch tonight?
Billy: Well, there is a few... as much as I would love to be competing tonight, I am just a spectator now. But first of all, I want to watch the latino rumble. After all, me and Hawkeye, the NSA, we are going to be taking the Silver titles from whoever the winner and his partner is next month anyway... Then, I am gonna be watching Will Powers and Skull's Captain title match... I am sure going to get my chance at the champ soon enough whoever it may be...
Another match, I am really looking at is the Overtaker vs. Raju match for that title. I mean Overtaker's been a major pain in my ass this month, trying to show he is an Elitist... and I want to be an Elitist and blah blah blah blah blah. I swear I will be happy when this is all over.
Finally, the last match I want to see, is the $3000 bet matches. I mean, I have a fellow Elitist in Gnarfflinger taking on Martin Prince and that's looking to be a good match for my frying pan swinging buddy... Then there's Forsaken vs. Cosmos... very wild looking matchup there... and then theres Malcriado Beast vs. Matt Oliviera for the final piece of the pie...
Reporter: Don't you think you should've been selected?
Billy: You damn right I feel I shoulda been selected... I mean picking the guy you are betting for your team? That's like saying I don't want this money! I mean Zantazm, came up to us and talked with us... I seriously thought he would pick us... but he overlooked us. Now none of the Elitists have a match at the PPV but Gnarfflinger and that's a damn shame. I feel that Matt will win the bets because well... you can't have a bet and a person playing for the bet. I mean look at what happened to Pete Rose! So, if this is what happens during a bet so be it...
Reporter: Is there anything else you want to say before we let you get to the arena?
Billy: All I gotta say is GHW beware... because this is my world, and it is all BS. Styles will take gold and he will take care of business here tonight... And Styles has Spoken...
Billy drops the mic and stares into the camera before peeling off and heading into the arena surrounded by cheers of his fans.