Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Oct 25, 2007 12:47:28 GMT -5
The sounds of a battered pickup truck can be heard all the way around the block. As it rounds the corner and comes into view, many of the fans look in astonishment and begin to applaud as they see the figure on the back. Cosmos is standing on the open back of the truck, wearing his trademark baggy psychedelic wrestling pants with "EOE" down one leg, and "Cosmos" down the other. He's also wearing an orange and silver baggy oversized baseball jersey with "Breakfast Boyz!" on the front and "Coszilla 31" on the back. Cosmos waves to the fans as the pickup truck arrives, and as the back drops down, Cosmos leaps off onto the carpet and looks up the carpet at the cheering fans.
Cosmos: Whooooo hooo hooo!
Cosmos begins to run up the sides of the red carpet, greeting the fans and signing autographs. Cosmos also occasionally pulls back to hit a crazy pose on the carpet, waits for long enough for people to take photos and then goes back to greeting and chilling with his beloved fans. After a while of this merriment, a serious looking reporter grabs hold of him and shoves a microphone in his face.
Reporter: So Cosmos, I'm sure your fans want to know what you think of your match tonight. Do you think you have a chance for the Charging Glory title? Who do you see as your main competitor?
Cosmos: Well if I'm entirely honest, I got to say Rhaps is my biggest problem. I don't even know if I got a chance or not! Now, I'm telling you, I respect the other guys in the match, Trickshot's a great guy and an awesome Fighty fighty person. Gnarfflinger, well he's an infamous legend. Roruni... yeah he is talented but I don't think much of him, who in their right mind would use a sickle on other people!?
Reporter: Well correct me if I'm wrong but you did use a weed whacker on Psycho Kid, did you not?
Cosmos: That's true, but it was the point of the match. Anyways, the Psycho Kid and I are different to Roruni. Roruni uses that sickle because he hates the other competitors and he wants to injure them as much as possible. Psycho Kid and I, and I got to say most other hardcore Fighty fighty persons... especially in Evolution of Extreme use weapons in matches because we love hardcore wrestling. None of us would ever dream of sickling someone is a standard singles match... but Roruni would. That's why he doesn't have my respect.
And then there's Desperado. I'm not going to say anything about him, I mean sure he's a talented athlete but I don't know enough about him to make any sort of statement.
Finally, there's the biggest competitor in the match, Rhaps. Don't get me wrong, he's an awesome guy. Friendly, decent, honourable... I'd even say kindly. Once he's in the ring, I think I'd rather face a monster from hell than fight him. I mean, dude! Rhaps is one dangerous man when he's in there! He goes all out for the fans, and that's something I can totally identify with! That guy has my respect one hundred percent, and he's the main thing standing between me and the Charging Glory Championship.
Interviewer: So Cosmos, is there anything else you'd like to say tonight?
Cosmos: Oh sure. I'd like to say a huge message of good luck to everyone fighting tonight, especially Nurse Rose in her match! You've got all of Evolution of Extreme behind you! In all honesty though, I'd like to also tell Amanda she has my utmost respect too. Apart from that, I just hope everyone enjoys the show, both the fans and the people performing! Happy First Birthday, Gods versus Heretics! Whooooooo hooo hooo!
Interviewer: So there you have it, Cosmos himself.
Cosmos goes back to greeting the fans and hanging out with them until the next vehicle pulls up. Cosmos salutes the Fighty fighty person getting out of it, and then runs into the arena.
Cosmos: Whooooo hooo hooo!
Cosmos begins to run up the sides of the red carpet, greeting the fans and signing autographs. Cosmos also occasionally pulls back to hit a crazy pose on the carpet, waits for long enough for people to take photos and then goes back to greeting and chilling with his beloved fans. After a while of this merriment, a serious looking reporter grabs hold of him and shoves a microphone in his face.
Reporter: So Cosmos, I'm sure your fans want to know what you think of your match tonight. Do you think you have a chance for the Charging Glory title? Who do you see as your main competitor?
Cosmos: Well if I'm entirely honest, I got to say Rhaps is my biggest problem. I don't even know if I got a chance or not! Now, I'm telling you, I respect the other guys in the match, Trickshot's a great guy and an awesome Fighty fighty person. Gnarfflinger, well he's an infamous legend. Roruni... yeah he is talented but I don't think much of him, who in their right mind would use a sickle on other people!?
Reporter: Well correct me if I'm wrong but you did use a weed whacker on Psycho Kid, did you not?
Cosmos: That's true, but it was the point of the match. Anyways, the Psycho Kid and I are different to Roruni. Roruni uses that sickle because he hates the other competitors and he wants to injure them as much as possible. Psycho Kid and I, and I got to say most other hardcore Fighty fighty persons... especially in Evolution of Extreme use weapons in matches because we love hardcore wrestling. None of us would ever dream of sickling someone is a standard singles match... but Roruni would. That's why he doesn't have my respect.
And then there's Desperado. I'm not going to say anything about him, I mean sure he's a talented athlete but I don't know enough about him to make any sort of statement.
Finally, there's the biggest competitor in the match, Rhaps. Don't get me wrong, he's an awesome guy. Friendly, decent, honourable... I'd even say kindly. Once he's in the ring, I think I'd rather face a monster from hell than fight him. I mean, dude! Rhaps is one dangerous man when he's in there! He goes all out for the fans, and that's something I can totally identify with! That guy has my respect one hundred percent, and he's the main thing standing between me and the Charging Glory Championship.
Interviewer: So Cosmos, is there anything else you'd like to say tonight?
Cosmos: Oh sure. I'd like to say a huge message of good luck to everyone fighting tonight, especially Nurse Rose in her match! You've got all of Evolution of Extreme behind you! In all honesty though, I'd like to also tell Amanda she has my utmost respect too. Apart from that, I just hope everyone enjoys the show, both the fans and the people performing! Happy First Birthday, Gods versus Heretics! Whooooooo hooo hooo!
Interviewer: So there you have it, Cosmos himself.
Cosmos goes back to greeting the fans and hanging out with them until the next vehicle pulls up. Cosmos salutes the Fighty fighty person getting out of it, and then runs into the arena.
