Post by Skull on Oct 27, 2007 9:11:33 GMT -5
Reporter 1: It's been a great night so far and we've had some great interviews from the superstars of GHW on this, our biggest PPV of the year. I seems like tonight is going to be unforgettable.
Reporter 2: That's right and it looks like the next star is about to arrive.
A battered looking limo pulls up with dents all over it and occult symbols spray-painted on it. The door shoots open and the sounds of Cradle of Filth fill the air as Skull gets out, followed by a number of seedy looking goths.
R1: Well who else would arrive like that than Skull.
Skull walks over to the reporters with his customized Captain title belt over his shoulder and waits for the inevitable questions.
R1: Skull, tonight you have two title matches; one as the challenger and one as the champion. Let's talk about the one for the belt you're holding now. A Hell in a Cell match against Will Powers.
Skull: Well i was actually going to come here and say I underestimated him and so on but in case you didn't notice I recently had a triple threat match against Will and Trickshot. A match I won. So if you ever wanted to know how to stop someone's momentum dead, that was a prime example. And tonight... I'm gonna rain showers of blood on his parade.
R2: And what about the big one; a Lightning Strike match for the New Age title. You have to go through Alex Stall, Emblem and 'The Lightning' himself to win the title.
Skull: Yes... that one. I'm sure I speak for everyone when i say What the Hell is a Lightning Strike match?!
What, I have to do some move off the top before I can win? And trampolines? Little kids in their back yards wrestle on trampolines, not professional Fighty fighty persons.
R2: Well the fans seemed to love this idea.
Skull: The fans? Not my fans.
The reporters turn to Skull's followers but they just sneer at them and follow Skull into the building.
Reporter 2: That's right and it looks like the next star is about to arrive.
A battered looking limo pulls up with dents all over it and occult symbols spray-painted on it. The door shoots open and the sounds of Cradle of Filth fill the air as Skull gets out, followed by a number of seedy looking goths.
R1: Well who else would arrive like that than Skull.
Skull walks over to the reporters with his customized Captain title belt over his shoulder and waits for the inevitable questions.
R1: Skull, tonight you have two title matches; one as the challenger and one as the champion. Let's talk about the one for the belt you're holding now. A Hell in a Cell match against Will Powers.
Skull: Well i was actually going to come here and say I underestimated him and so on but in case you didn't notice I recently had a triple threat match against Will and Trickshot. A match I won. So if you ever wanted to know how to stop someone's momentum dead, that was a prime example. And tonight... I'm gonna rain showers of blood on his parade.
R2: And what about the big one; a Lightning Strike match for the New Age title. You have to go through Alex Stall, Emblem and 'The Lightning' himself to win the title.
Skull: Yes... that one. I'm sure I speak for everyone when i say What the Hell is a Lightning Strike match?!
What, I have to do some move off the top before I can win? And trampolines? Little kids in their back yards wrestle on trampolines, not professional Fighty fighty persons.
R2: Well the fans seemed to love this idea.
Skull: The fans? Not my fans.
The reporters turn to Skull's followers but they just sneer at them and follow Skull into the building.
