Post by cjohnson on Oct 25, 2007 16:00:31 GMT -5
*A white limo pulls up. All the fans are in anticipation to see who will open the door. The car door finally opens and a leg comes out followed by Chad Johnson. He is wearing a black suit with some sun glasses. The Lieutenant title and bronze tag title is perched up top of his shoulders. He slaps some high fives then walks over to the reporter.*
Reporter- Chad..Chad.. can i get a word with you.
Chad- Of course, calm down though, your getting worked up and the PPv hasnt even started.
Reporter- Well let me start of by saying you look very sharp. But wheres the orange today?
Chad- You see... God versus Heretics isnt just going to be a PPV. Its not just going to be the 1 year annerversary of GHW. Tonight their is a reason i wore black. I thought black was appropriate.... thing to wear to a funeral. Did i say funeral? I meant funerals.
*Chad gets a serious look on his face*
Chad- Tonight. At the most historical event in all wrestling history. Their will be 3 funerals. Me and Will Powers will attend Agent Tran and Mike Lethals Double casket funeral first. Of course the viewing will be a closed casket because lets face it those two guys were never lookers.
Reporter- And what about Sam Jacka? i know you faced him at Redemption but everyones saying he was affected by your match. And that he has changed for the better.
Chad- HahaHAha Are you serious? Even if he has improved that just means the match will last longer. The conclusion will be the same. *sings* I am eeeeeiiiggghhhtttyyy five... I bleed for this.. thats why i am the king of this.... I am... eeeiiiggghhhtttyyy five The fear is here.. so all steer clear i am 85. Thats a little bit off my debut album.... Gold on my shoulders and on my molars. In stores Novemeber 13th. Sorry i got side tracked anyway... yea Sam Jacka i have some words for you. Tonight i will embarrass you. Tonight you will be a heretic and as God of the Lt. Division i will smite you down. You will become a believer. 85 will make you believe.
*Chad throws up a peace sign then walks away from the camera.*
Reporter- Chad..Chad.. can i get a word with you.
Chad- Of course, calm down though, your getting worked up and the PPv hasnt even started.
Reporter- Well let me start of by saying you look very sharp. But wheres the orange today?
Chad- You see... God versus Heretics isnt just going to be a PPV. Its not just going to be the 1 year annerversary of GHW. Tonight their is a reason i wore black. I thought black was appropriate.... thing to wear to a funeral. Did i say funeral? I meant funerals.
*Chad gets a serious look on his face*
Chad- Tonight. At the most historical event in all wrestling history. Their will be 3 funerals. Me and Will Powers will attend Agent Tran and Mike Lethals Double casket funeral first. Of course the viewing will be a closed casket because lets face it those two guys were never lookers.
Reporter- And what about Sam Jacka? i know you faced him at Redemption but everyones saying he was affected by your match. And that he has changed for the better.
Chad- HahaHAha Are you serious? Even if he has improved that just means the match will last longer. The conclusion will be the same. *sings* I am eeeeeiiiggghhhtttyyy five... I bleed for this.. thats why i am the king of this.... I am... eeeiiiggghhhtttyyy five The fear is here.. so all steer clear i am 85. Thats a little bit off my debut album.... Gold on my shoulders and on my molars. In stores Novemeber 13th. Sorry i got side tracked anyway... yea Sam Jacka i have some words for you. Tonight i will embarrass you. Tonight you will be a heretic and as God of the Lt. Division i will smite you down. You will become a believer. 85 will make you believe.
*Chad throws up a peace sign then walks away from the camera.*