Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Jun 11, 2007 1:55:33 GMT -5
The camera comes into a scene of Vladimir messing around in Hyper Elf's minifridge, snickering a bit to himself as he puts a Coke back in and closes the door. He walks over to the camera and whispers lightly.
"Okay, so.. this is Hyper's dressing room, folks. I snuck in here because earlier today, he surprised me with a very lovely pie. So, I've decided to repay the generosity back to him. Oh shit, he's coming.."
A door is heard opening as Hyper Elf walks in. He walks over to his fridge and pulls out a donut and a coke. He takes a bite of the pastry and moans as the glaze hits his tongue. He sets it down and opens his Coke, it suddenly foaming up violently, shooting up out of the lid and into his face and down the front of his clothing. Hyper drops the bottle quickly and steps back, wondering what in the hell happened.
"What the?... VLAD!"
Vladimir sneaks out of the closet and sneaks towards the door, despite Hyper Elf seeing him and following him with his eyes. Vladimir looks over to see Hyper looking at him, then quickly looks away as though it made him unable to be seen. He reaches out slowly for the door handle.
"...You know I can see you, right?"
Vlad slowly turns his head and looks at Hyper with a serious face.
"No, you can't."
"Right ....Uhmm, what'd you do to my Coke?"
"Ohhhh! I made it into a Mentos bomb! Awesome, wasn't it?"
"Ehh, it was okay. Tasted pretty good! But you have to realize, you're messing with the master on this. I'm going to get you back good, you know? What I'm wondering though, is how did you get the Coke to shoot up so high like that?"
Vladimir pulls a pack of Mentos from his pocket and walks over to the minifridge.
"Ah, well.. I'll show you. And everyone at home! Hand me another Coke."
Hyper hands him one, curious about how he made it. Vladimir pulls out a spool of yarn and a needle and sets them down.
"Ok, so first you take a Mentos, like this. And you take a needle and some thread. You push the needle through... like so. Then make a knot with the thread."
Vladimir unscrews the lid and sets the Mentos inside, pulling the string down against the rim.
"Okay, now here's the final and most important step, so pay close attention."
Hyper grabs his donut and takes a few bites, then gets close to it, watching Vlad's every action like a little kid learning a magic trick. Vladimir suddenly lets go of the string though and the Mentos falls in as he tilts it to point at Hyper. The pop foams up like the last one and shoots out into Hyper's face as he slips in the results of the last one and falls on his bottom.
Vladimir bursts into laughter as he stumbles back and falls onto his butt as well, laughing hysterically.
TBCB Hyper
"Okay, so.. this is Hyper's dressing room, folks. I snuck in here because earlier today, he surprised me with a very lovely pie. So, I've decided to repay the generosity back to him. Oh shit, he's coming.."
A door is heard opening as Hyper Elf walks in. He walks over to his fridge and pulls out a donut and a coke. He takes a bite of the pastry and moans as the glaze hits his tongue. He sets it down and opens his Coke, it suddenly foaming up violently, shooting up out of the lid and into his face and down the front of his clothing. Hyper drops the bottle quickly and steps back, wondering what in the hell happened.
"What the?... VLAD!"
Vladimir sneaks out of the closet and sneaks towards the door, despite Hyper Elf seeing him and following him with his eyes. Vladimir looks over to see Hyper looking at him, then quickly looks away as though it made him unable to be seen. He reaches out slowly for the door handle.
"...You know I can see you, right?"
Vlad slowly turns his head and looks at Hyper with a serious face.
"No, you can't."
"Right ....Uhmm, what'd you do to my Coke?"
"Ohhhh! I made it into a Mentos bomb! Awesome, wasn't it?"
"Ehh, it was okay. Tasted pretty good! But you have to realize, you're messing with the master on this. I'm going to get you back good, you know? What I'm wondering though, is how did you get the Coke to shoot up so high like that?"
Vladimir pulls a pack of Mentos from his pocket and walks over to the minifridge.
"Ah, well.. I'll show you. And everyone at home! Hand me another Coke."
Hyper hands him one, curious about how he made it. Vladimir pulls out a spool of yarn and a needle and sets them down.
"Ok, so first you take a Mentos, like this. And you take a needle and some thread. You push the needle through... like so. Then make a knot with the thread."
Vladimir unscrews the lid and sets the Mentos inside, pulling the string down against the rim.
"Okay, now here's the final and most important step, so pay close attention."
Hyper grabs his donut and takes a few bites, then gets close to it, watching Vlad's every action like a little kid learning a magic trick. Vladimir suddenly lets go of the string though and the Mentos falls in as he tilts it to point at Hyper. The pop foams up like the last one and shoots out into Hyper's face as he slips in the results of the last one and falls on his bottom.
Vladimir bursts into laughter as he stumbles back and falls onto his butt as well, laughing hysterically.
TBCB Hyper
