Inside ricky's locker

[The Final Dragon]

The camera catches Ricky waking up from his couch and walking to his fridge. He opens the fridge to have nothing in it.

[red]Ricky: Guess i gotta go shopping[/red]

Ricky walks to his door and opens it. He goes through the door ans then closes it behind him. He walks down a hallway whistling. At the other end 2 guys pop there heads out around a corner.

[teal]someone: Clear[/teal]

They walk out and you see it is trickshot and duece. Duece pulls out a needle and a screwdriver and goes to Ricky's door. Trickshot follows as Duece sticks the needle and screwdriver in the door.

[teal]TS: What are you doing.[/teal]
[blue]Duece: I'm breaking in[/blue]

trickshot rolls his eyes and turns the knob and pushes the door open.

[teal]TS: It ain't locked[/teal]
[blue]Duece: o i knew that*embarresed chuckle*[/blue]

Trickshot goes into the room followed by duece. Trickshot then goes to the window and opens it looking down to see hay bales. He looks over to see Duece Spray painting a Ricky cut out. He sprays Do and then turns to trickshot..

[teal]TS: Duece! He will know we did this if you do that[/teal]
[blue]Duece: O yea[/blue]

Duece quickly thinking puts a "i want" right above the Do. He then changes the o to a u and adds des.

[blue]Duece:Hey trickky look at this.[/blue]
[teal]TS: "I want dudes" Nice touch duece... i am gonna jump down and then throw the hay bails up.. I'm so glad ricky has a first floor locker room.[/teal]

Trickshot smiles as he goes to the window and jumps down. One bail at a time he tosses to duece. Duece smiles after the are all done with getting the hay bails in.

[blue]Duece: Now the fun part[/blue]

Duece starts to rip apart the hay and toss it all over the room. Duece stops after him and trickshot have gotten 2 bails torn and spread out.

[blue]Duece: Trickky? How are we gonna get the cows in? i don't think they will fit through the door[/blue]
[teal]TS: true i guess we gotta tare the door down.[/teal]

TBC by duece

[Lrey]

Duece stares at the Door a moment then walks over slowly, trying to gather his thoughts about it. He then kicks one side of the door, then the other. He examines it another moment, then takes out his Spray Paint Can again. He Puts the Letter C on the Right Hand side, O on the door, and then N on the Left Hand side. Duece takes a Step back, and smiles at this.

Duece: Hey Tricky, I think I got the Cows in man. This looks about right, and I didn't have to tear the door down... Man I'm good.

Trickshot turns around slowly, wondering what Duece did this time. He then looks at the wall a moment, and bursts out laughing at what Duece did.

Trickshot: Yea.. Duece the Cows I was thinking of, they are the kind that Moo. That right there just doesn't work.

Duece stares at the wall a moment, then snaps his fingers together and walks over to the "Cow" again. He takes the cap off the Spray Paint again, and starts spraying under Cow. He takes a step back as he gets done, as under Cow the writing reads "Moo".

Duece: OK! I fixed it. Look at that Tricky, the perfect Cow. It Moo's and everything. Just one more thing this Room needs.

Duece reaches in his back pocket, and pulls out a Folded banner type thing, it Folded as any times as possible to get it to fit in his pocket. The Wild One unravels the Banner as it springs out more than anything. As it unravels the words on the banner read "Boom Headshot, Have a Nice Day". Duece walks over to one side of the room, and grabs a Tack from a Sack he has in his front Pocket. He tacks one side of it, as Trickshot grabs the other end and Tacks it to the other end.

Duece: *In a Very Oversuspicious Voice* Hey Trickshot, I wonder who could have done this! It looks like Dave Carter did this!

Trickshot: *Also in an Oversuspicious Voice* Yes, It Does look like Dave Carter did this, Only he would say "Boom Headshot, Have a Nice Day"! Why are We talking so Loud!

Duece: Dunno? Well I don't know about you man, but this is going to Make Ricky very "Happy". Next time we are gonna have to throw his Baby Shower.. Well What now?

Duece looks at Trickshot with a puzzled look on his face, but yet a small crackling laugh under his face.

TBCB Trickshot

[The Final Dragon]

Trickshot comes of the bathroom with a paper bag. You can tell something in it has a bad smell because trickshot is holding his nose. Duece laughs as he knows what is inside it. Trickshot goes over to the leather couch and dumbs the bag of trickshots crap out all over the couch.

[blue]Duece: Holy Crap! it's crap[/blue]
[teal]TS: No crap sherlock[/teal]

Both men laugh as they get on some rubber gloves and spread it all over the couch. Duece gags at the smell and goes to look for something that will go over his nose. He finds ricky's bandanna and puts it around his nose. He looks over to trickshot and smiles as trickshot shakes it off and keeps spreading the crap.

[teal]TS: Finally... Wow this place is fit for a king[/teal]

Both men start to laugh hard.

[teal]TS: Now we need the actual cows... i will go get them[/teal]

The camera follows trickshot out the doorway and down the hall. The camera follows as they round a corner. The camera stops as there are about 10 cows there. The camera sees trickshot talking to 2 people but you can't hear the words. They nod and take 3 cows as trickshot takes 4. They come back into the room and have the skinny cows go into the room. Duece looks shocked as he didn't believe trickshot.

[blue]Duece: Wo Nelly[/blue]

[teal]TS: Stop talking about a rapper and help me get these cows in.[/teal]

Both men push and pull to get all the cows in besides one. who gets stuck in the doorway. The cow squirms as he manages to get through just barely. Trickshot comes in and sees duece tagging each cow with spray paint. Trickshot walks in and laughs as each cow says " Property of slam jam nation"

[teal]TS: O dude that is funny.[/teal]
[blue]Duece: yea instead on branding them i am tagging them[/blue]

Both men laugh as they here foot steps around the corner. They both think it is and Ricky and head for the window. They jump out the window and land down below only 4 feet. Ricky comes into the room not noticing anything as he is wicked tired.

[red]Ricky: Stupid clerk not accepting my cupon and kicking me out of the store[/red]

ricky throws his jacket on what he thinks is a coat hanger but really is a cow. He then walks around to the couch and lays down on it. he closes his eyes for a second then he screams. Trickshot and duece outside the window start to die laughing but they try and hold it in.

[red]Ricky: What the hell is this... O MY GOD THIS IS CRAP AND COWS.[/red]

as soon as he says this a cow back up towards him and craps right on his face.


tbc by ricky

[rickyrodriguez]

Ricky looks at all that crap and at the cows. He picks up his coat and puts it around his waste and ties it up. He pets one of the cows and then he looks at his live size cutout and sighs.

Ricky Rodriguez:
Damn that totally sucks now how will I show management that they really need Cut outs of slam jam nation to sell. Only available at GHW.com of course.

Man Desperado is going to be so damned pissed, well not my problem is it?

Ricky pets another cow and picks up his cut out and walks outside with it.

Ricky Rodriguez:
Now I have to clean the damned thing, but hell I would be real pissed If I would have to clean that damned room. But hey what do I care?

Ricky looks at the remains of the doors and sees Ricky Rodriguez on the door and he smiles.

Ricky Rodriguez:
Tjeez how did THAT get there? I don't understand. Hmm ok I should take it off I guess?


Ricky smiles and he puts the cutout down he walks to the door and peels off the Ricky Rodriguez sing on it revealing that it's actually Desperado's locker. Ricky smiles and picks up the cut out and walks down the corridor with a smile on his face a cut out under his arm and a bag with beer and snacks. Ricky then stops at a door that says Slam Jam Nation, he knocks on it and Scotty opens.

Scotty:
Hey finally you found the beer, did you steal some from Desperado?

Ricky Rodriguez:
No Man he had no beer, but you do not believe what happened over there. I went in there and I looked for beer but found nothing so I decided to walk out again to get some. Well when I got to the store I realized I forgot this cut out people can buy on GHW.com so I went back and then the whole locker was filled with crap, cows and spray painting.

Scotty, Dave, Fionna and Katie all laugh.

Ricky Rodriguez:
No I swear it's not at joke, it's really filled up with crap and I had nothing to do with it really....

The camera fades away.

[The Final Dragon]

ooc comments are welcome

[Lrey]

OOC: Couldn't take it like a man could you Ricky? Lol j/k but that was a funny bit of stuff. Good ending as well.

[Alex Stall]

I liked it.