LMS match

[vinny]

The bell rings

Lillian:The following MAtch is a LMS match introducing first weighing in at 245 pounds hailing from fayetville NC Vinny


Vinny runs ontop the ramp as pyros go off as he sprints toward the ring

[Hayden]

Vinny goes through the routines of his entrance. His music fades out and the atmosphere in the arena rises in anticipation for the upcoming match. After afew moments of nothing, 96 Quite bitter Beings by CKY hits the arena

The crowd cheer loudly at the opening riff of the song.
As the singing comes in, Jackass runs out from backstage. He pauses at the top of the ramp momentarily, before taking four large steps forward (like he's walking in mud) in time to the music. After the fourth step, he bends his knees and slaps the floor with his right hand. In perfect timing to the hand slapping the floor, White pyros hit either side of the top of the ramp. The smoke from the pyros obstructs the view of Jackass, until he jumps up, out of the smoke.
He has a look of intensity on his face, determined in his GHW debut match.

Lillian: And, introducing...weighing in at 199 pounds. He hails from Wellington, New Zealand...A member of the New Era....Hayden HardKore!

The crowd cheer for Jackass as he runs down the ramp towards the ring, sliding under the ropes and rising to his knees as he slides in the ring.

JR: This match has been brewing for a long time King, and I'm looking forward to it!
King: It's the old strength vs speed thing. The big question that needs to be asked is, does Jackass have enough in his extensive arsenal of 'unorthodox' moves to defeat somebody with such a size difference.
JR: I sure hope so King, otherwise this is going to be a mismatch.

Jackass stands to his feet, wavings his arms up and down to rile up the crowd a little more. The bell sounds and the match is on.

Jackass wastes little time getting intoo the match, from the outset, he gets on the offensive. He runs across the ring to meet vinny, and they exchange blows. Vinny seems to be getting the upper hand, laying 3 right hands in a row to make Jackass stagger a little...

TBC vinny

[Hayden]

OOC: I have given yopu enough time to reply...looks like I will continue this solo for now!

Jackass staggers backwards as Vinny lays right hands on him. Vinny waits until Jackass is almost out of reah of his swings, before running two steps forward towards Jackass. He hits Jackass with a clothesline, knocking Jackass over. Jackass gets up quickly, as Vinny bounces off the ropes and comes back, hitting Jackass with a second clothesline. Jackass goes down once more, and stays down this time, holding his head.

JR: Looks like Vinny has taken the early advantage, this could be a walkover
King: I wouldn't count Jackass out at all JR, he can strike at any time...like a snake, just waiting in the reeds.

Vinny comes towards Jackass, grabbing him by the head to pull him back to his feet. Jackass stands, but as Vinny locks a grapple hold in, Jackass reverses it into an Irish Whip. Vinny is sent into the ropes, bouncing back towards the centre of the ring. Jackass stands his ground until the time is right, hitting Vinny with a dropkick to the knee. Vinny's knees buckle from under him and the momentum he had built up sends him tumbling to the canvas. Jackass moves in, targeting the knee with three or four stomps to the back of the knee.

JR: Looks like jackass is trying to ground his opponent...
King: A smart move if you ask me, he cant win if he cant walk!

JAckass looks to lock in a sharpshooter, but Vinny counters him...kicking Jackass off. Jackass slams his head into the turnbuckle and falls backwards onto the mat. Vinny slowly reaches his feet, nimbly testing his targeted knee before moving in towards Jackass...

Tbc, come on...

[Hayden]

OOC: Ok, So looks like I will finish the match...you've had a long time Vinny, so cant complain! Dont worry, I wont make it all one sided...maybe

Vinny moves in towards Jackass, stomping on him twice before picking him up off the mat. He links the arms of Jackass into a Full Nelson, and starts to throw Jackass around in the hold

JR: Look, He's being thrown round like a rag doll
King: We may see an early victory here unless Jackass can get out of it

JAckass puts his foot on the middle rope, in the midst of being held in the Full Nelson, showing great ring awareness. the rope gives him the leverage he needs to break the hold and slip out of the move. Jackass crumples to the ring, but before Vinny can get a hold of him, he rolls outside of the ring. He is on one knee, recuperating. Vinny takes his time, feeling in control. He steps over the top rope and stands on the apron, on his way out of the ring.

Seeing an opportunity, Jackass moves. In one motion, he jumps and dropkicks Vinny to the knee, while Vinny is still on the ring apron. Vinny falls from the ring to the outside. Both men are on the ground, but Jackass stands up first. When Vinny stands, he grabs him by the back of the head and slams the front of his head into the ring post
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2
3 times

JR: Oh my God! He could have cracked his skull open
King: I think I heard the ring post actually 'ding' each time his head hit it!

Vinny staggers backwards and Jackass picks him up in a samoan drop position, straining himself as he does so. The camera focuses in on Jacasses face, and the determination is clear.
He drops Vinny to the hard concrete in a Samoan drop, and Vinny lays lifeless on the ground. Jackass walks to the ring again and opens up the area underneath. He starts pulling out weapons. First, he pulls out a chair, which he throws into the ring. Then he pulls out a table, which he leavs down on the outside of the ring. Finally, after some searching, he finds a ladder. He slides it into the ring, as Vinny staggers to his feet by the ref's count of 7.

JR: No, no, no...Just what does Hayden HardKore have in mind here, this could be dangerous
King: I dont know JR, but whatever it is, I have a feeling that Its not gonna be pretty, but its gonna be damn exciting!
JR: I know this kid is nuts, but he could kill somebody here, those weapons are not toys
King: Haha JR, I bet he's swung a chair once or twice before in his life, he knows what he's doing.

Vinny moves over to Jackass, who is sliding the ladder into the ring, and grabs Jackasses head from behind, slamming it into the leg of the ladder, as Jackass slides it in the ring. This time Jackass staggers back and is met by a DDT from Vinny. Vinny keeps on the attack, going for an STF outside the ring, where there are no ropes to break the hold. He locks it in, and Jackasses face is writhing in pain. Eventually, Jackass manages to get in the position to punch Vinny in the face. A couple of well placed shots brek the hold, but Jackass is still in pain. Vinny gets to his feet, and picks Jackass up again. He goes for a neckbreaker, but Jackass counters it by flipping up mid-move, hitting an asai DDT on Vinny

JR: What a counter, that has got to change the nature of things

Jackass gets back to work, climbing in the ring, he sets up the ladder close to the ropes. By this time, Vinny is looking like he is about to get to his feet. Jackass picks up the chair and slides back out of the ring. He approaches Vinny, and swings...Vinny tries to block the chair shot, but it catches him right on the forehead, sending Vinny back to the canvas.

JR: Oh MY God! He might be out cold after that chair shot, what a sickening noise!
King: Now is the time that you capitalise, keep hitting him with that chair until you're sure hes out!

Jackass takes the chair and moves back into the ring. Slowly, he climbs the ladder, with the chair in hand. The crowd begin to cheer loudly as he reaches the top of the ladder. He looks down at the ring, then further down to the hard concrete floor outside the ring. Vinny is busted open from the chair shot, but by the time Jackass reaches the top of the ladder, is gingerly making his way to his feet. The ref's count is up to 8 this time.

King: Just what does Jackass have in mind here
JR: I don't like it King, I don't like it at all!

Jackass jumps from the ladder, he positions the chair underneath him. He jumps from the top of the ladder, all the way down to the outside of the ring, hitting Vinny with the chair as he is getting up

JR: No WAy! No Way! a 187 from the top of the ladder! He could of damn near killed Vinny!
King: Like poetry in motion JR, that has gotta smart!

Vinny lies face down and Jackass has rolled over, kicking his heels on the ground in pain from the move. After a long time of both men on the ground, Jackass makes his way to his feet again. He gets the table from the floor and slides it into the ring. Once the table is in the ring, he picks up Vinny by the scruff of his neck. He slaps vinny in the face, that is now covered in blood, adding insult to the injury, then rolls Vinny back into the ring. SLowly, he makes his own way back into the ring, and picks up Vinny once more. Vinny tries to fight back, but swings at air. Jackass irish whips Vinny into the ropes on the far side of the ring. As Vinny comes towards Jackass, he runs towards vinny, hitting him with a gigantic Spear. The collision can be heard drifting back into the crowd

JR: That was HUGE, he could have broken a rib!

Jackass sets the table up in the corner, against the turnbuckle, before moving in on Vinny once more. He passes right over vinny's lifeless body, which is lying in the centre of the ring and climbs the turnbuckle on the opposite side to the table. He jumps from the turnbuckle and hits Vinny with a diving headbutt. Both Vinny and Jackass roll around in pain...

JR: THis is getting crazy, somebody needs to stop this soon or this whole damn arena is gonna get torn down!

Jackass makes his way to his feet and picks up Vinny. As Vinny is standing on his wobbly legs, he fights back, showing the heart of a superstar. He lays two or three body blows to Jackass before trying a standing clothesline. Jackass ducks the clothesline. As Vinny works out where Jackass had gone, Jackass stands waiting for Vinny, with his chest out and both arms behind him. Vinny turns around and is met with a double armed slap to the face. The noise of the slapping echoes throughout the arena. Vinny falls backwards, into the table that has been set up in the corner. Jackass Grabs vinny by both the head and by the belt of his pants, and pulls him in a circle, away from the table, then drives him back into the table, sending him through it. vinny lies in a twisted mess of table and Jackass goes in for the kill, he stands Vinny up, irish whiping him into the ropes once more.

Jackass punches himself in the head three times, working himself into a frenzy. The crowd sense what is coming next and Jackass runs off towards Vinny, they meet near the centre of the ring, Jackass hitting a Running Tornado Neckbreraker on Vinny

JR: Running Tornado Neckbreaker! There is no way vinny is getting up after that, with all the punishment he has gone through tonight!

the ref counts for Vinny
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10......................
King: Its all over red rover!

The bell rings, sounding the end of the match as 96 quite bitter beings plays over the sound system

Lillian: the winner of this match......Hayden HardKore!

the crowd cheer as Hayden climbs the turnbuckle, pointing at his fans, before making his way back up the ramp towards the backstage

OOC: This match was dead, so I ended it. Not pretty, but what can you expect when only one person rps??

[The Final Dragon]

i told you you could