Post by Xantaxm on Apr 21, 2008 2:20:10 GMT -5
Monday Night Combat (4/21/08): All that Remains
LIEUTENANT
1. Fuz v. Ito Kain (Ladder-docs)
No Contest
Notes: Fuz enters a new stage of his career as he steps into the Lieutenant Division and takes on Elvis Kain. Anything can happen with ladders.
2. Travis Truth v. The Legend Slayer (Cage-docs)
Winner: The Legend Slayer
Notes: Legend Slayer can't handle the truth that he is not yet a bonified Superstar. Travis will be a huge test for the youngster, as the two battle in a steal cage.
3. Agent Tran v. Harold the Pretzel Man (Single-docs)
Winner: Harold the Pretzel Man
Notes: Tran and Harold have met in the past, and they will meet again today. Tran needs to snap out of his losing funk and make a run at qualifying for Ultimate X if he expects his career to ever take off. Harold has the talent, but what's it gonna take for him to use it?
CAPTAIN
1. Table Tournament
WildMan Rambo v. The Immortal Mortal (Table-docs)
Winner: The Immortal Mortal
Notes: WildMan Rambo is back, and what better time to return than now? He begins in the table tournament against The Immortal Mortal.
2. Table Tournament
War Child v. Scotty Dreamer (Table-docs)
Winner: Scotty Dreamer
Notes: War Child has spunk, and he didn't hesitate to join Team Latino when the need was there for an extra teammate. The 1% latino will face off against the 100% Irish Scotty Dreamer in what will be a thriller.
3. Non-Title Match
Will Powers v. Red X (Single-docs)
Winner: Red X
Notes: Will Powers amazed and stunned many last night at World Warz II when he defeated Mike Duncan to become a 2-time Captain Champion. I'm not one to give him time to rest, however, as he gets Red X in singles action tonight.
COLONEL
1. TimeSplitters
Dyna Mike Duncan v. TC Carroll (Single-docs)
Winner: Dyna Mike Duncan
Notes: Mike Duncan may have lost the Captain Title last night, but he confidently moves into the Colonel Division with a new goal ahead of him. He takes on TC Carroll in the very first TimeSplitters match. Speed of victory is the key.
2. TimeSplitters
Luther v. Matthew Oliveira (Single-docs)
Winner: Luther
Notes: Ollie faces Luther in a TimeSplitters match. I hope Luther not only splits time tonight, but also Matt's head in half.
3. TimeSplitters
Psycho Savage v. Terremoto (Single-docs)
Winner: Psycho Savage
Notes: Psycho Savage is ready to get things moving this month, but he'll be facing the slowest man on the roster in his first TimeSplitters match. Can Terremoto defy physics and win a tournament based on speed?
4. TimeSplitters
Bigguns88 v. Backyard Brawler 2 (Single-docs)
Winner: Backyard Brawler 2
Notes: Bigguns and Backyard Brawler and large and vicious competitors and so I see this match taking a while. That doesn't bode well for either, and I'm fine with that.
5. TimeSplitters
HawkEye v. Slim Shady (Single-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye needs a spark to get him going again, and that impetus just may be this month's tourney. Slim is no pushover, though, so expect a tense battle.
GENERAL
1. Black Dead v. I Always Lose (LMS-docs)
Winner: I Always Lose
Notes: Black Dead would love nothing more than to become Mr. Money in the Bank this month, and he will get his opportunity to qualify for that match very soon. To get him in the mood, I'm placing him in a LMS against IAL tonight.
2. YOUNG GANGSTA v. The Masterpiece 3 (Single-docs)
Winner: YOUNG GANGSTA
Notes: Brian is not only talented and savvy, but he is a proud card carrying member of Team Xantland. He may have been cheated out of a win last week against The Overtaker, but tonight he will get revenge on OT's tag partner.
3. Pennylane v. Gnarfflinger (Table-docs)
Winner: Gnarfflinger
Notes: Pennylane and Gnarff will set the tables tonight, and we will await a huge crash when it's all said and done.
TAG TEAM
1. Collateral Damage v. Allaryian Warriors (docs)
Winner: Allaryian Warriors
Notes: Collateral Damage needs to start making some noise after disappearing the last few months. The Allaryian Warriors are also a solid team that go unnoticed. It's time that we see one of these teams in the Title picture.
2. 85th Vertical v. Truth & Consequences (docs)
No Contest
Notes: T&C have the unity and teamwork, but they haven't been able to transform that into a winning streak. It doesn't get easier for them against 85th Vertical, but that's the way this cookie is crumbling.
3. Debut
The X Perience v. Die in the Closet (docs)
Winner: The X Perience
Notes: Everyone, please rise and get prepared for the debut of the greatest tag team to take over the General Division. The X Perience is proudly my co-captains of Xantland, Brian Commonwealth and Luke Kinkade. Their first victims are Die in the Closet. This is history in the making.
LIEUTENANT
1. Fuz v. Ito Kain (Ladder-docs)
No Contest
Notes: Fuz enters a new stage of his career as he steps into the Lieutenant Division and takes on Elvis Kain. Anything can happen with ladders.
2. Travis Truth v. The Legend Slayer (Cage-docs)
Winner: The Legend Slayer
Notes: Legend Slayer can't handle the truth that he is not yet a bonified Superstar. Travis will be a huge test for the youngster, as the two battle in a steal cage.
3. Agent Tran v. Harold the Pretzel Man (Single-docs)
Winner: Harold the Pretzel Man
Notes: Tran and Harold have met in the past, and they will meet again today. Tran needs to snap out of his losing funk and make a run at qualifying for Ultimate X if he expects his career to ever take off. Harold has the talent, but what's it gonna take for him to use it?
CAPTAIN
1. Table Tournament
WildMan Rambo v. The Immortal Mortal (Table-docs)
Winner: The Immortal Mortal
Notes: WildMan Rambo is back, and what better time to return than now? He begins in the table tournament against The Immortal Mortal.
2. Table Tournament
War Child v. Scotty Dreamer (Table-docs)
Winner: Scotty Dreamer
Notes: War Child has spunk, and he didn't hesitate to join Team Latino when the need was there for an extra teammate. The 1% latino will face off against the 100% Irish Scotty Dreamer in what will be a thriller.
3. Non-Title Match
Will Powers v. Red X (Single-docs)
Winner: Red X
Notes: Will Powers amazed and stunned many last night at World Warz II when he defeated Mike Duncan to become a 2-time Captain Champion. I'm not one to give him time to rest, however, as he gets Red X in singles action tonight.
COLONEL
1. TimeSplitters
Dyna Mike Duncan v. TC Carroll (Single-docs)
Winner: Dyna Mike Duncan
Notes: Mike Duncan may have lost the Captain Title last night, but he confidently moves into the Colonel Division with a new goal ahead of him. He takes on TC Carroll in the very first TimeSplitters match. Speed of victory is the key.
2. TimeSplitters
Luther v. Matthew Oliveira (Single-docs)
Winner: Luther
Notes: Ollie faces Luther in a TimeSplitters match. I hope Luther not only splits time tonight, but also Matt's head in half.
3. TimeSplitters
Psycho Savage v. Terremoto (Single-docs)
Winner: Psycho Savage
Notes: Psycho Savage is ready to get things moving this month, but he'll be facing the slowest man on the roster in his first TimeSplitters match. Can Terremoto defy physics and win a tournament based on speed?
4. TimeSplitters
Bigguns88 v. Backyard Brawler 2 (Single-docs)
Winner: Backyard Brawler 2
Notes: Bigguns and Backyard Brawler and large and vicious competitors and so I see this match taking a while. That doesn't bode well for either, and I'm fine with that.
5. TimeSplitters
HawkEye v. Slim Shady (Single-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye needs a spark to get him going again, and that impetus just may be this month's tourney. Slim is no pushover, though, so expect a tense battle.
GENERAL
1. Black Dead v. I Always Lose (LMS-docs)
Winner: I Always Lose
Notes: Black Dead would love nothing more than to become Mr. Money in the Bank this month, and he will get his opportunity to qualify for that match very soon. To get him in the mood, I'm placing him in a LMS against IAL tonight.
2. YOUNG GANGSTA v. The Masterpiece 3 (Single-docs)
Winner: YOUNG GANGSTA
Notes: Brian is not only talented and savvy, but he is a proud card carrying member of Team Xantland. He may have been cheated out of a win last week against The Overtaker, but tonight he will get revenge on OT's tag partner.
3. Pennylane v. Gnarfflinger (Table-docs)
Winner: Gnarfflinger
Notes: Pennylane and Gnarff will set the tables tonight, and we will await a huge crash when it's all said and done.
TAG TEAM
1. Collateral Damage v. Allaryian Warriors (docs)
Winner: Allaryian Warriors
Notes: Collateral Damage needs to start making some noise after disappearing the last few months. The Allaryian Warriors are also a solid team that go unnoticed. It's time that we see one of these teams in the Title picture.
2. 85th Vertical v. Truth & Consequences (docs)
No Contest
Notes: T&C have the unity and teamwork, but they haven't been able to transform that into a winning streak. It doesn't get easier for them against 85th Vertical, but that's the way this cookie is crumbling.
3. Debut
The X Perience v. Die in the Closet (docs)
Winner: The X Perience
Notes: Everyone, please rise and get prepared for the debut of the greatest tag team to take over the General Division. The X Perience is proudly my co-captains of Xantland, Brian Commonwealth and Luke Kinkade. Their first victims are Die in the Closet. This is history in the making.