Post by Tommy Musashi on Mar 29, 2007 16:07:08 GMT -5
The Scene opens with Team USA East coming out from the GHW building into the parking lot. They seem to be talking about there plans for the upcoming PPV.
Trickshot: With two champions and the rest of you upcoming champions? We will win this World Warz with no problem.
Billy: Thats right, you are looking at the 14th time champio-
Billy was unpreparedly broke off by a donut to the back of the head.
Billy: What the!?
Duece points up toward the roof of the building to show who "probably" threw the donut. Hyper Elf and No Mercy sitting on the roof laughing there heads off.
Hyper: Oh man! Did-did you see the look on his face?
No Mercy: Haha.. That was a totally awesome shot!
Billy: WHATS YOUR FREAKEN PROBLEM YOU DONUT LOVERS!?
Hyper: Shh shh.. Hes calling us. BILLY! YOU BETTER NOT WAIST THAT DONUT!?
Billy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT THREW IT AT ME!? I DON'T WANT IT AFTER IT TOUCHES THE GROUND!
Hyper: Did you hear that No Mercy? Hes going to waste the donut!
No Mercy: Here, I know how to solve that.
NM grabs another donut and throws it down at the crew, hitting Hawkeye in the mask.
No Mercy: oops, I missed.
Hyper: NOW EAT THAT ONE TOO!
Hawkeye: No Mercy! Hyper! Get your asses down here so we beat them back up there!
A few more donuts comes flying down toward them knocking them in various parts of their body. They run off to there vehicles to avoid being covered in icing and the stupid Team Donut.
Hyper: Question, how did we get up here?
No Mercy: I have no idea, I just remember waking up here.
Hyper: Do you think Zant will ever wake up?
The camera zooms back viewing Zantazm who is still sleeping but in a rather weird position. His butt sticking up in there.
Zant in his sleep mumbles a few words: No.. Don't eat me.. Please, take my butt, not me.. The ass is what you want not me.. No, please giant ass, don't eat me.....*snore*
Hyper: oook.. I think he had too much of the juice last night.
No Mercy: Maybe, SPEAKING of juice.. We need some.
No Mercy pulls out two pouches of magical juice, both of them drinking down a bit of it. Suddenly they have sombrero's on their heads and they begin speaking in jiberish.
Matt comes out of the building and looks up at the two on the edge of the roof.
Matt: HEY! BRING ZANT BACK DOWN! I WANT MY BOSS BACK!
Hyper: Oh my... Look at that thing!
No Mercy: Is that God speaking to me?
Hyper: Yes.. IT IS! ITS THE GREAT HOLY DONUT!
MATT: NO! I AM NOT A F*CKEN' DONUT! GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
Hyper: Whoa, another person who wants to kick my ass. Are these people in love with our asses or something?
No Mercy: WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE AND KICK OUR ASS?
Matt: BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY UP THERE YOU F*CKING MORONS!
Hyper and No Mercy disappear from Matts eyesight.
Matt: Hey guys? You coming down!? *pause* Are you there? *pause* ANYBODY THERE?
Suddenly a whole wave of donuts are flying through the air covering up the sun and come crashing down on Matt. He stands there covered in donuts and icing mumbling to himself as he begins pulling himself back to the building.
OOC: Not as good as the others. But its something to keep Team Donut going.
tbc No Mercy
Trickshot: With two champions and the rest of you upcoming champions? We will win this World Warz with no problem.
Billy: Thats right, you are looking at the 14th time champio-
Billy was unpreparedly broke off by a donut to the back of the head.
Billy: What the!?
Duece points up toward the roof of the building to show who "probably" threw the donut. Hyper Elf and No Mercy sitting on the roof laughing there heads off.
Hyper: Oh man! Did-did you see the look on his face?
No Mercy: Haha.. That was a totally awesome shot!
Billy: WHATS YOUR FREAKEN PROBLEM YOU DONUT LOVERS!?
Hyper: Shh shh.. Hes calling us. BILLY! YOU BETTER NOT WAIST THAT DONUT!?
Billy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT THREW IT AT ME!? I DON'T WANT IT AFTER IT TOUCHES THE GROUND!
Hyper: Did you hear that No Mercy? Hes going to waste the donut!
No Mercy: Here, I know how to solve that.
NM grabs another donut and throws it down at the crew, hitting Hawkeye in the mask.
No Mercy: oops, I missed.
Hyper: NOW EAT THAT ONE TOO!
Hawkeye: No Mercy! Hyper! Get your asses down here so we beat them back up there!
A few more donuts comes flying down toward them knocking them in various parts of their body. They run off to there vehicles to avoid being covered in icing and the stupid Team Donut.
Hyper: Question, how did we get up here?
No Mercy: I have no idea, I just remember waking up here.
Hyper: Do you think Zant will ever wake up?
The camera zooms back viewing Zantazm who is still sleeping but in a rather weird position. His butt sticking up in there.
Zant in his sleep mumbles a few words: No.. Don't eat me.. Please, take my butt, not me.. The ass is what you want not me.. No, please giant ass, don't eat me.....*snore*
Hyper: oook.. I think he had too much of the juice last night.
No Mercy: Maybe, SPEAKING of juice.. We need some.
No Mercy pulls out two pouches of magical juice, both of them drinking down a bit of it. Suddenly they have sombrero's on their heads and they begin speaking in jiberish.
Matt comes out of the building and looks up at the two on the edge of the roof.
Matt: HEY! BRING ZANT BACK DOWN! I WANT MY BOSS BACK!
Hyper: Oh my... Look at that thing!
No Mercy: Is that God speaking to me?
Hyper: Yes.. IT IS! ITS THE GREAT HOLY DONUT!
MATT: NO! I AM NOT A F*CKEN' DONUT! GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
Hyper: Whoa, another person who wants to kick my ass. Are these people in love with our asses or something?
No Mercy: WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE AND KICK OUR ASS?
Matt: BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY UP THERE YOU F*CKING MORONS!
Hyper and No Mercy disappear from Matts eyesight.
Matt: Hey guys? You coming down!? *pause* Are you there? *pause* ANYBODY THERE?
Suddenly a whole wave of donuts are flying through the air covering up the sun and come crashing down on Matt. He stands there covered in donuts and icing mumbling to himself as he begins pulling himself back to the building.
OOC: Not as good as the others. But its something to keep Team Donut going.
tbc No Mercy
