Post by Reverend Vortigern on Jul 14, 2008 18:25:26 GMT -5
(OOC: Brian's on vacation this week, so he wanted me to write this.)
Tuesday Night Triumph comes back from a commercial break after the Amherst Alleys Match has finished. The slow riffs of "The Profit of Doom" by Type O Negative begin playing throughout the arena as Reverend Vortigern walks through the curtain in a long red robe and walks about a third of the way down the ramp with his cane in his right hand and a microphone in his left. The Reverend stays crutched on his walking stick as he turns around and beckons toward the entranceway, at which point Brian Commonwealth walks out in a white button-up shirt and blue jeans with the New Age belt over his shoulder. The two men both walk down to the ring, a mixed reaction as the Orchard is hated but many are angry about the antics of Reeves earlier in the night and are rooting for Kain and Savage to beat them.
Colin: "Well, here come two of Stone Orchard's members. I'm sure they have something to say to Reeves after he expressed his disapproval to having to defend the tag belts this Sunday."
Al: "Yeah, that asshole needs to quit crying and grow a pair. Wonder why Brian's out here, though? Let's see what they have to say."
Vortigern walks up the ring steps and then steps between the top and middle rope to get into the ring, then Commonwealth does the same. The Reverend clears his throat and begins speaking as the crowd quiets.
Vortigern: "Is Stone Orchard overwhelmed? Have we gotten too occupied? No, we are now having to act as the father figure of GHW, we are forced to guide it and correct it when it causes an error."
Vort and Brian look at each other for a moment before the Reverend continues.
"Those errors include errors in attitude, such as whining. Such as complaining that you have to do your job. Stone Orchard has never backed down from a challenge, yet this coward Reeves decides to say that two of the, if not the, biggest men in GHW don't deserve a shot at their titles... Even after considering that Damien Kain is the Television Champion and Psycho Savage wasn't the one who got pinned at Tried and Convicted. Gnarfflinger, on the other hand, is respectable." *crowd cheers* "You see, the brave fool never backed down from our challenge and I commend him for that. It's better to be stupid than to be a coward."
The crowd boos as Vortigern scowls at them, looking around to see that he's gotten back on their bad side by talking down to The Butcher.
"The next item on the agenda would have to be Metal Dragon. He's backstage preparing for a Taipei Deathmatch that will begin after Brian and I are done speaking, and I would like to proudly proclaim that after he dismembers Bud Whiser to my delight, he will go on to Red, White, and Bruised to tear apart three other men and be proclaimed the King of Deathmatches!"
The crowd boos as some people begin a "Pierce!" chant to the chagrin of the two men standing in the ring. Vortigern then hands the microphone to Brian, who then begins speaking.
Brian: "Now, as for why I'm out here... You see, there's a thorn in the side of the Orchard, a little thorn that never causes much damage... but still annoys the living hell out of us. The thorn's name is Dominik Santiago."
The crowd shows a mixed reaction as Brian scans them.
"You see, Dominik got beaten for what, the fourth time now? He says he plans to defeat Stone Orchard. He says Stone Orchard will fall. You know what, Dom? If you want Stone Orchard to fall, you can fucking come after ME! That's right, I'm offering you a shot at the top championship in GHW, if you want to back up your loaded words. Whenever you have the time, feel free to answer my challenge so I can shut your goddamn mouth once and for all!"
Brian drops the mic on the mat as "The Profit of Doom" hits the PA once more and the two men step through the ropes simultaneously, Commonwealth climbing off of the apron while Vortigern walks down the steps. Brian and Vort walk up the ramp as the song continues playing and a brief promo is shown for RWB before the next match.
End of Thread (Meh. Not as good as I'd expected, but I got the points across.)
Tuesday Night Triumph comes back from a commercial break after the Amherst Alleys Match has finished. The slow riffs of "The Profit of Doom" by Type O Negative begin playing throughout the arena as Reverend Vortigern walks through the curtain in a long red robe and walks about a third of the way down the ramp with his cane in his right hand and a microphone in his left. The Reverend stays crutched on his walking stick as he turns around and beckons toward the entranceway, at which point Brian Commonwealth walks out in a white button-up shirt and blue jeans with the New Age belt over his shoulder. The two men both walk down to the ring, a mixed reaction as the Orchard is hated but many are angry about the antics of Reeves earlier in the night and are rooting for Kain and Savage to beat them.
Colin: "Well, here come two of Stone Orchard's members. I'm sure they have something to say to Reeves after he expressed his disapproval to having to defend the tag belts this Sunday."
Al: "Yeah, that asshole needs to quit crying and grow a pair. Wonder why Brian's out here, though? Let's see what they have to say."
Vortigern walks up the ring steps and then steps between the top and middle rope to get into the ring, then Commonwealth does the same. The Reverend clears his throat and begins speaking as the crowd quiets.
Vortigern: "Is Stone Orchard overwhelmed? Have we gotten too occupied? No, we are now having to act as the father figure of GHW, we are forced to guide it and correct it when it causes an error."
Vort and Brian look at each other for a moment before the Reverend continues.
"Those errors include errors in attitude, such as whining. Such as complaining that you have to do your job. Stone Orchard has never backed down from a challenge, yet this coward Reeves decides to say that two of the, if not the, biggest men in GHW don't deserve a shot at their titles... Even after considering that Damien Kain is the Television Champion and Psycho Savage wasn't the one who got pinned at Tried and Convicted. Gnarfflinger, on the other hand, is respectable." *crowd cheers* "You see, the brave fool never backed down from our challenge and I commend him for that. It's better to be stupid than to be a coward."
The crowd boos as Vortigern scowls at them, looking around to see that he's gotten back on their bad side by talking down to The Butcher.
"The next item on the agenda would have to be Metal Dragon. He's backstage preparing for a Taipei Deathmatch that will begin after Brian and I are done speaking, and I would like to proudly proclaim that after he dismembers Bud Whiser to my delight, he will go on to Red, White, and Bruised to tear apart three other men and be proclaimed the King of Deathmatches!"
The crowd boos as some people begin a "Pierce!" chant to the chagrin of the two men standing in the ring. Vortigern then hands the microphone to Brian, who then begins speaking.
Brian: "Now, as for why I'm out here... You see, there's a thorn in the side of the Orchard, a little thorn that never causes much damage... but still annoys the living hell out of us. The thorn's name is Dominik Santiago."
The crowd shows a mixed reaction as Brian scans them.
"You see, Dominik got beaten for what, the fourth time now? He says he plans to defeat Stone Orchard. He says Stone Orchard will fall. You know what, Dom? If you want Stone Orchard to fall, you can fucking come after ME! That's right, I'm offering you a shot at the top championship in GHW, if you want to back up your loaded words. Whenever you have the time, feel free to answer my challenge so I can shut your goddamn mouth once and for all!"
Brian drops the mic on the mat as "The Profit of Doom" hits the PA once more and the two men step through the ropes simultaneously, Commonwealth climbing off of the apron while Vortigern walks down the steps. Brian and Vort walk up the ramp as the song continues playing and a brief promo is shown for RWB before the next match.
End of Thread (Meh. Not as good as I'd expected, but I got the points across.)