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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jun 11, 2007 15:01:43 GMT -5
It is night in the GHW parking lot, and the arena is dark and empty. Everyone has gone home, and the parking lot is lit inadequately by a few orange, flickering lights.
A biker is there wearing battered jeans and a leather jacket, with a battered band shirt underneath.
He is pushing a trolley. Closer inspection would reveal the trolley to be full of various items, baseball bats, empty (and full) beer bottles, two by fours, lengths of barbed wire, brass knuckles and anything else imaginable that can be used as a weapon. He pushes the trolley into a dark corner of the parking lot... and leans against the fence.
He rummages in a pocket and picks up a mobile telephone.
After dialling a number, the phone rings twice and then connects.
As soon as the man speaks, it is obvious he is the Human Wreckingball.
"Well Mr. Psycho Kid. You ready for some hurting, because I sure am..."
(Psycho Kid answers)
"Alright, I look forward to it. I brought the weapons and everything. You'd be surprised what you can find at the local hardware store... shit, I'm talking about you. You probably buy in fucking bulk or something. Anyways, I'll see you soon buddy. Take care getting here, I wouldn't want you hurt, that's my job."
(Psycho Kid answers)
"I know I'm crap at hardcore, it's called bravado. See you in a few buddy."
With that, Wreckingball puts the phone down.
TBC Psycho Kid...
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Post by TPK on Jun 11, 2007 17:57:25 GMT -5
After several Minutes TPK is seen he is wearing his silver tights with the barbed wire pattern and seen Pushing another kart with various things some you would definatley consider weapons such as chains, lengths of barbed wire,broken glass, two by fours etc. and some you would never think to use such as vinegar, hot sauce, stuffed animals, video tapes etc. TPK pushes his shoping cart up to HWB and stops.TPK takes a large black bag which he is carying down next to the karts and looks up at HWB who looks to be a bit confused
HWB:[blue]Woah hold on what is in that bag....better yet whats with the food and stuffed animals? [/blue]
TPK:*TPK grins a little and looks at HWB*[orange]Well to answer your first question the bag thats a shit load of thumb tacks...which is why I am a little late, for some damn reason I had trouble finding a store that sells them by the thousand go figure. Oh and the food is...well let's say you have cut your opponent ok if you happen to have some vinager or some hot sauce that shit really burns like hell in an open wound trust me it could save you the match someday.[/orange]
HWB:*looks at TPK confused*[blue]Save the match someday how would it....woah hold on did you say that you were buying those thumb tacks by the thousand? There are seriously a thousand thumb tacks in that bag?[/blue]
TPK:[orange]Come on don't be silly...I bot several boxes so it's more like oh somwhere around thirty fourty thousand tacks a thousand wouldn't get the job done. Anyway what do you say we start with the training? Ok first let's see what you have here I want you to pick out of all the weapons you see here the one that would be the most effective for almost any situation...now you have a huge selection so there is really no preasure...oh by the way the sedaline torch not really going to be used as a weapon in this particualr instance I bought that for a diffrent reason but...we won't get in to that now. [/orange]
TBC By HWB
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jun 12, 2007 10:04:01 GMT -5
Wreckingball looks slightly frightened as he searches through the trolley....
Wreckingball's hand finally comes to rest on an aluminium baseball bat. He lifts it up and looks at it, then speaks. "No...."
Wreckingball then carefully pulls out a length of barbed wire and wraps it around the baseball bat, takes a few experimental swings and smiles, satisfied.
"It's so hard to choose. I know the barbed wire baseball bat is cliche, but it was either that or the vinegar bottle. I mean, the vinegar bottle would be more painful, as the acid would splash into the wound formed by the glass breaking, but it would only be good for one shot...hmm, I don't know."
Wreckingball continues to examine the trolleys and finally pulls out something small...a permanent marker pen. "I guess this could be fun, but only if I was any good at graffiti and I had my opponent immobile. I guess it's the humiliation factor...it would be hilarious. I need to be more decisive...I think I'll start with the basics first, so the barbed wire baseball bat. I think it's used so much because it's reliable, it hurts and it's very effective. Plus it's lightweight...although I am tempted by the sledgehammer. I really don't know. The sledgehammer does have more stopping power..."
Wreckingball continues examining the vast array of weapons in bewilderment, before readying himself to fight with the baseball bat wrapped in wire.
TBC.
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Post by TPK on Jun 12, 2007 10:17:23 GMT -5
TPK nods and grins at HWB and smiles at his choice. TPK looks into HWB's eyes and then to the kart and back up to HWB.
TPK:Nice, aluminum plus barbed wire is a very nice choice...but now that you have chosen your weapon it's my turn to pick...now I want somthing that will conteract the batt so let's see what I have to go with here.
TPK starts digging through the karts before finally pulling out some barbed wire he wraps some around his hands and arms and cuts off the excess he moves his arms around a little causing blood to trickle down them.
TPK:See what I have done here? I have made my own body into a weapon, now it's not a baseball batt but it is much more dificult to knock out of my hands hell you would have to cut my weapon away from me...sure it's painfull but the rewards are far greater than the risks in this instance. Now that we have chosen what weapons we will start off with I want you to give me your best shot, I want to see exactly how hardcore you are before training so that we can see what part you need the most help on.
TPK walks up and stands in front of HWB, he than motions toward him that it is ok to do whatever he is going to do.
TBC By HWB
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jun 12, 2007 13:50:30 GMT -5
Wreckingball nods...then instead of hitting the Psycho Kid with the barbedwire baseball bat, Wreckingball slams his fist directly into Psycho Kid's gut. Psycho Kid barely flinches, but instead grabs Wreckingball's wrist with both hands, twists it painfully then pushes it away. While Psycho Kid twists Wreckingball's wrist, Wreckingball gasps in pain but manages to slam the barbedwire baseball bat directly into the Psycho Kid's leg, pulling it down his leg to try and cause as much pain as possible. He finally pulls the bat away, stringing barbed wire behind him.
Fortunately for Psycho Kid, Wreckingball's abysmal hardcore abilities extend to moderately accurate weapon shots and little else, as the only damage sustained by Psycho Kid was a minor scratch of the skin, and a tear in the silver and black tights.
Wreckingball looks at Psycho Kid nervously. "That was dreadful. It really was."
Psycho Kid shrugs and replies "Yeah...don't worry though. Hey...why do you look worried? The master's about to show you how hardcore really works."
Wreckingball's expression changes to one of panic, but Psycho Kid grins..."Don't worry. You won't feel a thing. You'll feel lots of them instead, but hey. You asked me to teach you hardcore."
Wreckingball stands back and waits for the onslaught...
TBC Psycho Kid.
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Post by TPK on Jun 12, 2007 17:39:10 GMT -5
TPK:[orange]Well you did ok for somone who is inexperienced with hardcore wrestling you had the right idea BUT placment is evrything you don't just swing wildly you focus on things that stick out like the head, or the knees, the chest is a huge target and you can focus on that if nothing esle seems to be working for example... [/orange]
TPK throws his barbed wire wraped arm out sending it crashing hard across the chest of HWB TPK rather than pull back yanks his arm down cutting open Wreckingballs chest TPK smiles as HWB lifts the bat and does like what TPK just did cutting him open.
TPK:[orange]Ok thats a little better you drew a little blood...thats always a plus believe me the more blood the other guy loses the easier time you'll have taking them down. [/orange]
TPK looks at his arms and grabs some wire cutters and cuts the wire of off his arms and tosses them in the kart for future use he glances at the large bag and spills the contents spreading thousands of little shiny thumb tacks all over the place HWB looks kind of nervous about this turn of events and TPK grins a little.
TPK:[orange]Now see what I just did there...I didn't even do anything to you all I did was spill some tacks on the ground and you became nervous, this is kind of what you want to try to do to your opponent remeber half of the hardcore style is mental. So are you ready to put some of what you just learned to the test? [/orange]
TPK motions toward HWB telling him it's ok to begin again
TBC By HWB
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jun 13, 2007 7:27:40 GMT -5
Wreckingball's face creases in thought, but his mouth twists into a sadistic, cruel grin as he reaches into the cart...and pulls out the bottle of vinegar.
He looks apprehensive but then grins at Psycho Kid, makes a thrust towards him, but suddenly reverses it, and tips a fair amount of vinegar into the wound on his own chest.
"Aaaargh!"
Psycho Kid looks concerned for a minute, but this ends as Wreckingball rams the bottle of vinegar end-on into Psycho Kid's chest, hard enough for the glass to shatter. However, Psycho Kid's life of hardcore fighting has graced him with a higher pain threshold than Wreckingball, and he merely gives a small wince of agony, returning to his trademark grin a split second later.
"That was freaky."
Wreckingball shrugs, and replies..."It only hurts for a few seconds. I guess you get used to it, and it does clean the wound out too...hehe. There's an excuse I'm going to use next time I have a hardcore match. I guess taunting your opponent's important too, I mean, the angrier you make them, the better. I had a hardcore match against Jake Diamond, and I hated him. I lost because I'm really inexperienced, and also because I lost my head."
Wreckingball takes out the bottle of chilli sauce this time, and chugs half of it. His face becomes red and sweaty, but his grin doesn't budge.
"Ahh, refreshing. So what's next Mr. Silver Psycho?"
Wreckingball stands back confidently, assured he can take what's coming next.
TBC TPK...
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Post by TPK on Jun 13, 2007 14:33:30 GMT -5
TPK goes to say somthing but stops and looks ackwardly at HWB
TPK:[orange]Wow thats weird your like the fith person today to call me Silver Psycho...wonder what thats all about? Anyway you are getting the hang of things so far if you keep this pace up your hardcore skill will be right on up there with Vlad, nice use of the vinegar.[/orange]*Wipes his finger across where the vinegar was poured on the wound and then puts the finger in his mouth*[orange]Tastes great too now let's see what we can do next hmm...ok let's see you use the environment to your advantage, I want you to use somthing that was already here when we got here dosen't matter what and I want you to make the best weapon you can out of it ok?[/orange]
TBC By HWB
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jun 13, 2007 15:48:33 GMT -5
"Alright. Anyways, maybe you should start a Silver Psycho fan club...".
Wreckingball walks away from Psycho Kid, and begins looking around the parking lot. After a few minutes walking around, he carries over a couple of trashcans. Psycho Kid nods, approvingly, but Wreckingball shakes his head. "I'm not done yet." With that, Wreckingball disappears into the darkness...and an ominous rumbling is heard as a large, cubical shadow moves across the surface of the parking lot. Wreckingball pushes it to behind Psycho Kid in the parking lot corner...
"It's a dumpster. It's heavy too."
Psycho Kid shrugs again. "Yeah but it's predictable...I'm sure you can find something better."
Wreckingball looks a little pissed off, but grins and replies..."Well, you can trap someone in a dumpster, you can jump onto it and bodysplash someone from the top of it, or you can pin them in a corner. I guess that's why it was so popular. There's also the concrete, the wire fence...hang on, let's see what GHW threw out recently."
Wreckingball begins looking through the trashcans..."I feel like such a hobo doing this. An empty donut box...thank you Hyper. Some of Gnarfflinger's beer cans...it's not even a good brand of beer...why can't they throw out something like a can opener or a cheese grater!? What a load of uninspiring bullshit!"
"There's always other people's cars, but I think they'd hate me slamming you into the bonnet of them. For one thing, it would damage the paintwork. Alright, show me what you came up with, Silver Psycho."
TBC...
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Post by TPK on Jun 13, 2007 16:16:47 GMT -5
TPK looks at HWB again with an ackward look and tilts his head for a second before looking back up.
TPK:[orange]Seriously though why do you keep calling me Silver Psycho? I don't wear a mask or fight crimes so I am just confused here....anyway hmm so you want to see what I can come up with ok. [/orange]
TPK walks away and comes back a bit latter carrying some shovels, some bricks, and some broken glass that he had found lying about he tosses it all down walks back away as HWB looks on in confusment. TPK comes back again wielding a large metalic pipe and a bag of old nails he than lays that down and grins at HWB.
TPK:[orange]Ok how is this we have some pipes nice for bashing people in the head and chest, glass need I say more, shovels great reach on those things, bricks throw em at people it is really quite fun, nails, oh and I found one more thing that will make a hell of a wepon but we can't get caught using it or the owner may or may not be pissed [/orange]TPK *Points at a gold Audi and grins*[orange]That car...has an electrical security system if you were to throw somone into that thing it would shoot about 50,000 volts into them now that sounds fun come on try it out. [/orange]
TPK grins as he sees HWB turn and walk toward the car, TPK follows closley behind to see what happens next.
TBC By HWB
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jun 14, 2007 16:12:03 GMT -5
Wreckingball grins "It is a damn fine car. Now throwing someone into it would be fun...but I got a better idea. I don't think I'm hardcore enough for fifty thousand volts."
Wreckingball heads away, back to the plastic bag full of metal thumbtacks. He grabs a handful, wincing as he does so, and brings them back to the car.
Wreckingball turns to the Psycho Kid, grinning. "You ready for some fireworks?" Wreckingball hurls the thumbtacks at the car. As soon as they touch the brilliant gold flame, a series of electric crackles and pops can be heard, with small flashes of electricity between the car surface and the thumbtacks.
Wreckingball returns to the darker corner of the parking lot, and begins pushing the dumpsters around, so that the corner is squared off by two dumpsters. There is a small gap between them, through which Wreckingball and Psycho Kid can enter.
Wreckingball grins at the Psycho Kid. "Thanks for your help, but it's still only one thirty. You up for an informal dumpster match? We got ages until morning, and I don't want to waste all these weapons and thumbtacks..."
TBC TPK.
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Post by TPK on Jun 14, 2007 16:20:58 GMT -5
TPK grins in agreement as he looks around at the mess they have already made of things and thinks of the even bigger mess they could make of things. He snaps out of it and looks over to HWB and kind of nods a little before speaking
TPK:[orange]Hey now you are getting it, sure let's break some shit I am always up for a match even if it isn't at all sanctioned or approved. Ok man since you are learning hardcore wrestling I will let you have the first shot of the match. [/orange]
TPK goes over and drags the Karts to where he and HWB are standing so that the men will have easier acess to the weapons when they need them, he digs through and drops some stuff on the ground, He takes a full beer and hands it to HWB and he takes an empty one and throws it on the ground making glass fly all over the place.
TPK:[orange]Just thought I would set the scene a little bit nothing says hardcore like broken glass and a shit load of weapons at arms length...well there probably is somthing that says it better but eh screw it thats what we have to work with so we will just go with that. [/orange]
TPK grins and waits for HWB to make his move
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jun 15, 2007 11:11:23 GMT -5
Wreckingball grins, and walks over to the two dumpsters, pulling them to ninety degrees of each other, so that Wreckingball and Psycho Kid are trapped in the corner of the parking lot, between the chainlink fence on two sides and the two dumpsters on the other.
Wreckingball begins hunting around for a suitable weapon, and he sets his eyes on a two by four. He begins wrapping it around with barbed wire, and takes a few experimental swings with it, to get the feel of the weapon.
"Oh yeah. I love this baby."
Wreckingball continues to swing it around practicing, then suddenly twists his body and whacks the Psycho Kid in the stomach with it. Not too heavily, but hard enough for him to notice. Wreckingball then slides the barbed wire two by four across Psycho Kid's stomach and chest for as long as possible, before pulling it back. Wreckingball shakes his head in disappointment, then begins to season the two by four with hot sauce and vinegar, in preparation for a far more hardcore attack later. While he does this, he momentarily takes his eyes off Psycho Kid...a dreadful mistake.
TPK: BOO!
TBC Psycho Kid.
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Post by TPK on Jun 15, 2007 17:57:26 GMT -5
TPK runs forward and extends his arm out hitting HWB in the throat sending him to hit the ground HWB suprisignly manages to keep from droping the bottle he was holding, he looks up at TPK with a kind of confused look, TPK extends his hand to help HWB up and HWB gets about halfway up when he realizes the 2X4 lying next to him which he picks up with his free hand and drills TPK in the head with knocking him down causing him to let go of HWB and send him back to the ground, TPK glances at HWB with a grin and nods his head in aproval.
TPK:[orange]Nice follow up...but you don't want to take your eyes off of the other guy when they are standing a few feet away,wait untill they are down or otherwise occupied thus giving you a little more time to...oh i'll say get creative. Alright let's get back up and continue this thing.[/orange]
Both men get back to their feet they lock up and TPK notices HWB is close to a dumbster so he pushes HWB back into it and runs forward and goes for a splash but HWB side steps and grabs TPK's head and slams it into the top of the dumpster dazing him, HWB takes full advantage of the situation and kicks TPK in the gut and pulls his head between his legs, he does a kind of taunt and lifts TPK over his head and salms him down, he doesn't let go of the hold and picks TPK back up and slams TPK down and lands on the ground with him, HWB rolls back and looks down at TPK and grins, TPK sits up and nods at HWB as he gets back to his feet, TPK and HWB shake as they start to circle around one another looking for an open shot at the other HWB feeling confident lunges forward and TPK wraps around and latches on to the waist of HWB, he than lifts HWB up and throws him back making him land back first onto tacks that were scattered about, TPK helps HWB up and they stand there for a minute.
TPK:[orange]Very good Wreckingball, you are doing well so far...now what do you say we get back into it. [/orange]
TPK grins and HWB grins a little but kind of looks nervous as his back is in pain from the tacks stuck in it.
TBC By HWB
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jun 16, 2007 14:32:45 GMT -5
Wreckingball looks over to Psycho Kid..."Tacks hurt. A lot."
Wreckingball runs forward as fast as he can, arms outstretched. He wraps them around the body of Psycho Kid, and drives forward in an attempt to dash him into the side of the nearest dumpster. Psycho Kid has other ideas, and tucks Wreckingball's head under his arm. Then, Psycho Kid jumps, bringing Wreckingball face first into the ground, just holding his head short of the tacks.
Wreckingball breathes out, relieved..."Heh...thanks for saving me the pain."
Psycho Kid laughs "Don't worry, I didn't."
Wreckingball replies "What!? Owwwww...." as Psycho Kid not only maintains the headlock on Wreckingball, crushing his face, but also rolls him backwards, over the tacks and glass, as well as driving the tacks stuck into his back further in. Wreckingball elbows him sharply in the ribs, but Psycho Kid merely laughs as he stands up. After giving Wreckingball's head a final, savage squeeze, he lets go.
Wreckingball gasps, short of breath, and plans his next attack after backing away from the Psycho Kid, and taunts him. "I hope you find trash comfortable...because there's a dumpster here with your name on it! Anyways, those tacks wrecked my jacket too...so it might join you in there."
Wreckingball roots in the weapon container, and manages to grab the marker pen before Psycho Kid gets in a shot with the two by four. Wreckingball ducks it, and jerks away quickly, grinning.
"...You interested in my autograph?" He waves the pen, menacingly, then drops it, realising it's a dumb weapon.
TBC TPK.
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