Post by Xantaxm on Jul 14, 2008 1:54:00 GMT -5
Monday Night Combat (7/14/08): Pulling Out All Weapons!
LIEUTENANT
1. Battle Royal
The Ultimate Kid v. RhinoMan v. Tito Ortiz v. Huck Wade v. Rated R Golden Star v. Rated R Legend Killer (docs)
Winner: RhinoMan
Runner-Up: Rated R Golden Star
Notes: Combat opens up in rare fashion with a huge Battle Royal. This isn't just some clusterbomb full of Superstars though. The winner and runner-up will fight later this evening in a triple threat match for a #1 contendership shot at the Lieutenant Championship at Red, White and Bruised. This opportunity is huge for everyone involved.
2. Lieutenant Championship Jack of All Trades Finale
Bud Whiser v. Ultimate Gene (LMS-docs)
Winner and NEW Lieutenant Champion: Ultimate Gene
Notes: Jack of All Trades concludes in the Lieutenant Division, but that's not all this match is about. The winner will also leave Monday Night Combat as the new Lieutenant Champion. This huge finale will have huge consequences, but at least the loser gets a second chance to make it to Red, White and Bruised if he can win the Triple threat match that follows.
3. Triple Threat #1 Contender Match
Bud Whiser v. RhinoMan v. Rated R Golden Star (docs)
Notes: The Lieutenant Division action explodes tonight when the loser of the Jack of All Trades Finale takes on the winner of tonight's Lt. Battle Royal and the runner-up. The winner of this triple threat will receive plane fare to the UK where he will meet the Lieutenant Champion in the main event.
3. #1 Contender Match - Single
Bud Whiser v. Rated R Golden Star (docs)
Winner: Rated R Golden Star by default
CAPTAIN
1. Aewyre v. Cyclone (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Cyclone
Notes: Aewyre and Cyclone are two Superstars who could make it big in the Captain Division going into August, but only time can really tell. In the meantime, we all get to see them fight in a thrilling ladder match.
2. Jack of All Trades
Chad J0hns0n v. Samoa Machine (Cage-docs)
Winner: Samoa Machine by default
Notes: Chad J0hns0n and Samoa Machine get into a cage and try to settle their differences in this Jack of All Trades semi-final match. The winner will go on to face JH777 in the Jack of All Trades Finale at Red, White and Bruised in which the winner of that match will become the new Captain Champion.
COLONEL
1. Luther v. Shocker (Table-docs)
Winner: Luther by default
Notes: Luther faces Shocker in a table match to kick off the action in the Colonel Division tonight. This bout is an even one that should test both superstar's stamina and will.
2. Triple Threat Match
Angelus v. Will Powers v. NightMare (docs)
Winner: Angelus
Notes: Triple the fun! The streaking hot newcomer, Angelus, takes on the former Captain Champion Will Powers and the always-tough NightMare in a triple threat match. Anything could happen in this tough-to-prepare-for match.
3. Dark Lord v. ValKyrie KD (Cage-docs)
Winner: ValKyrie KD
Notes: Dark Lord and Kelly Duncan will be enclosed in a steel cage where anything can happen tonight. Kelly will have to rely on her speed and acumen to get past the tough-hitting and determined Dark Lord.
4. frog man v. Backyard Brawler 2 (Table-docs)
Winner: frog man
Notes: What do you know, frog man snapped his losing streak! The question now is if he can win two in a row. Sure, I let him choose his last match, but tonight he has to face BB in a tables affair, and if he's not careful, frog man might get squashed.
5. Non-Title Match
Big Daddy v. Psycho Savage (Single-docs)
Winner: Psycho Savage
Notes: Big Daddy will lock up with Psycho Savage in a traditional singles match before he goes to the UK on Sunday to defend his Colonel Title once again. His opponent will either be Genesis from last month or HawkEye, who he's faced before. Is BD going to keep the domination going until he gets promoted?
6. Jack of All Trades Finale
Genesis 1 v. HawkEye (LMS-docs)
Winner: Genesis 1
Notes: This is it folks. The time you've all been waiting for. Two strong heavyweights clash in the battle of battles for the glory of being this year's Colonel Jack of All Trades. Genesis would love to add the Tournament win to his last month's Master of the Mat ring, but he must not think too far ahead at facing Big Daddy just yet. HawkEye is no slouch, and he's won Tournaments and the Colonel Championship in the past. This blockbuster bout will produce a very viable contender for Red, White and Bruised, and it will be hair-raising to watch.
GENERAL
1. Dyna Mike Duncan v. StrikerLT (Cage-docs)
Winner: Dyna Mike Duncan
Notes: Duncan suffered a rare loss last week in the semis of the Jack of All Trades Tournament, but that doesn't mean he can't take it out on my old friend, StrikerLT. Hell, Striker doesn't even deserve to be my friend, and when the top Bulldog turns Striker's face into a Crimson mask, I won't be able to wipe the smile from my face. The Bulldog pre-stable war message will be sent tonight.
2. Triple Threat
Pennylane v. Eric The Torture v. Slim Shady (docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: The General Division will host a rare triple threat match tonight that features Skull and Crossbones teammates and Slim Shady. Slim has been holding his own since joining the General Division, and if he keeps it up, he may be an instant contender. Penny and Eric, on the other hand, are following the path to destruction, as they continue to pester me and the Bulldogs. Everyone who does that will pay eventually, and Sunday at Red, White and Bruised may just be the time.
3. Non-Title Match
Luke Kinkade v. I Always Lose (Table-docs)
Winner: I Always Lose
Notes: Luke Kinkade gets a nice warm-up match tonight against I Always Lose before he heads to Red, White and Bruised to take on one half of Cousins of Destruction. He already beat Black Dead in a barbwire ladder match last month, so whether Joao Gomes makes it to Sunday or Black Dead, Luke will be prepared to retain once again.
4. Jack of All Trades
Black Dead v. Joao Gomes (LMS-docs)
Winner: Black Dead by default
Notes: Cousins, friends, tag team partners, stablemates...Black Dead and Joao Gomes will fight as if they're bitter enemies tonight, and that's because a General Title shot stands in between them. The General Jack of All Trades Finale will leave one of these men standing tall, and the other out cold. Which Portuguese native wants it the most?
TAG TEAM
1. The Pain Killers v. The Master and Huck Wade (docs)
Winner: The Master and Huck Wade
Notes: The Pain Killers got revenge over GWH Powerhouse last Friday when they defeated them for the first time after losing to them in their debut a while back. Tonight, PKs have to face a brand new duo that I just put together a few minutes ago. That team is the masked Master and Huck Wade.
2. Bulldog Savages v. 85th Vertical (docs)
Winner: Bulldog Savages by default
Notes: Bulldog Savages will get a nice test of their talent when they take on 85th Vertical in tag action tonight. 85th has won some great matches in the past, and held tag titles proudly. This one should be full of some great teamwork and strategy.
3. Non-Title Match
Skull and Crossbones v. Arrogance Personified (docs)
Winner: Skull & Crossbones
Notes: Skull and Crossbones will fight one last match before going to Red, White and Bruised and facing their toughest challenge to date, The X Perience, for the Gold Tag Team Championships. To send an early UK-welcome to them, Arrogance Personified, will lace up the boots and drop some heavy hits.
LIEUTENANT
1. Battle Royal
The Ultimate Kid v. RhinoMan v. Tito Ortiz v. Huck Wade v. Rated R Golden Star v. Rated R Legend Killer (docs)
Winner: RhinoMan
Runner-Up: Rated R Golden Star
Notes: Combat opens up in rare fashion with a huge Battle Royal. This isn't just some clusterbomb full of Superstars though. The winner and runner-up will fight later this evening in a triple threat match for a #1 contendership shot at the Lieutenant Championship at Red, White and Bruised. This opportunity is huge for everyone involved.
2. Lieutenant Championship Jack of All Trades Finale
Bud Whiser v. Ultimate Gene (LMS-docs)
Winner and NEW Lieutenant Champion: Ultimate Gene
Notes: Jack of All Trades concludes in the Lieutenant Division, but that's not all this match is about. The winner will also leave Monday Night Combat as the new Lieutenant Champion. This huge finale will have huge consequences, but at least the loser gets a second chance to make it to Red, White and Bruised if he can win the Triple threat match that follows.
Bud Whiser v. RhinoMan v. Rated R Golden Star (docs)
Notes: The Lieutenant Division action explodes tonight when the loser of the Jack of All Trades Finale takes on the winner of tonight's Lt. Battle Royal and the runner-up. The winner of this triple threat will receive plane fare to the UK where he will meet the Lieutenant Champion in the main event.
3. #1 Contender Match - Single
Bud Whiser v. Rated R Golden Star (docs)
Winner: Rated R Golden Star by default
CAPTAIN
1. Aewyre v. Cyclone (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Cyclone
Notes: Aewyre and Cyclone are two Superstars who could make it big in the Captain Division going into August, but only time can really tell. In the meantime, we all get to see them fight in a thrilling ladder match.
2. Jack of All Trades
Chad J0hns0n v. Samoa Machine (Cage-docs)
Winner: Samoa Machine by default
Notes: Chad J0hns0n and Samoa Machine get into a cage and try to settle their differences in this Jack of All Trades semi-final match. The winner will go on to face JH777 in the Jack of All Trades Finale at Red, White and Bruised in which the winner of that match will become the new Captain Champion.
COLONEL
1. Luther v. Shocker (Table-docs)
Winner: Luther by default
Notes: Luther faces Shocker in a table match to kick off the action in the Colonel Division tonight. This bout is an even one that should test both superstar's stamina and will.
2. Triple Threat Match
Angelus v. Will Powers v. NightMare (docs)
Winner: Angelus
Notes: Triple the fun! The streaking hot newcomer, Angelus, takes on the former Captain Champion Will Powers and the always-tough NightMare in a triple threat match. Anything could happen in this tough-to-prepare-for match.
3. Dark Lord v. ValKyrie KD (Cage-docs)
Winner: ValKyrie KD
Notes: Dark Lord and Kelly Duncan will be enclosed in a steel cage where anything can happen tonight. Kelly will have to rely on her speed and acumen to get past the tough-hitting and determined Dark Lord.
4. frog man v. Backyard Brawler 2 (Table-docs)
Winner: frog man
Notes: What do you know, frog man snapped his losing streak! The question now is if he can win two in a row. Sure, I let him choose his last match, but tonight he has to face BB in a tables affair, and if he's not careful, frog man might get squashed.
5. Non-Title Match
Big Daddy v. Psycho Savage (Single-docs)
Winner: Psycho Savage
Notes: Big Daddy will lock up with Psycho Savage in a traditional singles match before he goes to the UK on Sunday to defend his Colonel Title once again. His opponent will either be Genesis from last month or HawkEye, who he's faced before. Is BD going to keep the domination going until he gets promoted?
6. Jack of All Trades Finale
Genesis 1 v. HawkEye (LMS-docs)
Winner: Genesis 1
Notes: This is it folks. The time you've all been waiting for. Two strong heavyweights clash in the battle of battles for the glory of being this year's Colonel Jack of All Trades. Genesis would love to add the Tournament win to his last month's Master of the Mat ring, but he must not think too far ahead at facing Big Daddy just yet. HawkEye is no slouch, and he's won Tournaments and the Colonel Championship in the past. This blockbuster bout will produce a very viable contender for Red, White and Bruised, and it will be hair-raising to watch.
GENERAL
1. Dyna Mike Duncan v. StrikerLT (Cage-docs)
Winner: Dyna Mike Duncan
Notes: Duncan suffered a rare loss last week in the semis of the Jack of All Trades Tournament, but that doesn't mean he can't take it out on my old friend, StrikerLT. Hell, Striker doesn't even deserve to be my friend, and when the top Bulldog turns Striker's face into a Crimson mask, I won't be able to wipe the smile from my face. The Bulldog pre-stable war message will be sent tonight.
2. Triple Threat
Pennylane v. Eric The Torture v. Slim Shady (docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: The General Division will host a rare triple threat match tonight that features Skull and Crossbones teammates and Slim Shady. Slim has been holding his own since joining the General Division, and if he keeps it up, he may be an instant contender. Penny and Eric, on the other hand, are following the path to destruction, as they continue to pester me and the Bulldogs. Everyone who does that will pay eventually, and Sunday at Red, White and Bruised may just be the time.
3. Non-Title Match
Luke Kinkade v. I Always Lose (Table-docs)
Winner: I Always Lose
Notes: Luke Kinkade gets a nice warm-up match tonight against I Always Lose before he heads to Red, White and Bruised to take on one half of Cousins of Destruction. He already beat Black Dead in a barbwire ladder match last month, so whether Joao Gomes makes it to Sunday or Black Dead, Luke will be prepared to retain once again.
4. Jack of All Trades
Black Dead v. Joao Gomes (LMS-docs)
Winner: Black Dead by default
Notes: Cousins, friends, tag team partners, stablemates...Black Dead and Joao Gomes will fight as if they're bitter enemies tonight, and that's because a General Title shot stands in between them. The General Jack of All Trades Finale will leave one of these men standing tall, and the other out cold. Which Portuguese native wants it the most?
TAG TEAM
1. The Pain Killers v. The Master and Huck Wade (docs)
Winner: The Master and Huck Wade
Notes: The Pain Killers got revenge over GWH Powerhouse last Friday when they defeated them for the first time after losing to them in their debut a while back. Tonight, PKs have to face a brand new duo that I just put together a few minutes ago. That team is the masked Master and Huck Wade.
2. Bulldog Savages v. 85th Vertical (docs)
Winner: Bulldog Savages by default
Notes: Bulldog Savages will get a nice test of their talent when they take on 85th Vertical in tag action tonight. 85th has won some great matches in the past, and held tag titles proudly. This one should be full of some great teamwork and strategy.
3. Non-Title Match
Skull and Crossbones v. Arrogance Personified (docs)
Winner: Skull & Crossbones
Notes: Skull and Crossbones will fight one last match before going to Red, White and Bruised and facing their toughest challenge to date, The X Perience, for the Gold Tag Team Championships. To send an early UK-welcome to them, Arrogance Personified, will lace up the boots and drop some heavy hits.