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Post by theirishman on Sept 7, 2008 1:09:14 GMT -5
The lights dim to a dull green as bagpipes blast throughout the arena.
Beer rains down from the rafters soaking the whole crowd, camera crew, and ring announcers.
Heel Ring Announcer
Whats ... Who does this guy think he is soaking me with beer? [/i] Face Ring Announcer
I think he knew we were all sitting here sweating like pigs in this hot arena, and just wanted to cool us off.[/i] Heel Ring Announcer
And I think your an idiot.[/i] The Irishman walks from backstage wearing a green and white robe with a shamrock on the back, a green and white trimmed top-hat, his shamrock tights, and white boots. Carrying a shillelagh he struts out to the top of the entrance ramp, lowers his head, then looks up to the rafters where beer again rains down, but this time only on top of The Irishman.
Soaking wet The Irishman walks down the ramp and to the ring. Starring down the occasional fan, cameraman, and ring announcer he climbs the stairs and through the ropes into the ring.Heel Ring Announcer
This guy is definitely not mentally stable. Did you see the way he was staring me down?Face Ring Announcer
I thought he was trying to figure out if he was looking at an intelligent life-form or an ape.The Irishman heads to the center of the ring and a staff member rolls him a microphone. He looks around the arena a bit at the lights, the fans in the crowd, and then down at his boots. He then proceeds to raise the microphone to his lips as he lifts his head.The Irishman
I didn't come out here to tell you people my life story. So I am going to get strait to the point. My contract has been finalized. Three days ago G.H.W. received the key to a new future. Now.. I have been sitting idle in the locker-room watching all of this great action unfold and I decided I wanna get a taste.Face Ring Announcer
Well who wouldn't? There is some great action happening in this ring every night.The Irishman
So I am issuing an off-the-record challenge to any and everyone in the locker-room. The first one of you spineless lizards back there that thinks they have what it takes, come on down here and fight!!![/center] |
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Post by TPK on Sept 7, 2008 11:53:11 GMT -5
The Irishman stands in the ring and paces back and forth for a few seconds when all of a sudden the unfamiliar sound of Otherworld by Nobuo Uematsu hits confusing the crowd and the announce team to no end. A few moments pass and suddenly from behind the ramp comes a man standing about six feet two inches tall wearing a pair of green tights and a pair of black boots with a "Irish" written on one boot and "Storm" on the other.
Weasel: Well this is a bit surprising. I mean god knows someone would have accepted The Irishman's match request but who woulda thunk another Irishman would be the one to do it?
Malibu: Like yeah I know right? That is sooooo awesome it's like...ironic and stuff you know?
Collin walks down the ramp toward the ring and glances from side to side every once in awhile to kind of gauge the fans reaction to him which at the moment seems to be kind of mixed. Collin reaches the bottom of the ramp and climbs up the ring steps and steps through the ropes before asking through the ropes and requesting a mic which Linda tosses him.
Irish Storm: Let's cut the crap Irishman! You wanna fight, and I wanna fight so let's f***ing fight! I believe I already have an opponent for this coming week but that doesn't mean that I still can't fight you the week after...so what do you say there fella? You going to say yes or puss out...
Weasel: Mighty big words from a guy that nobody seems to know eh? But oh well I still freakin love it man, I hope Irishman accepts it would be nice to see these two go at it.
Malibu: Like I don't know ya know? I mean that Irish Storm guy is totally cute but he seems like a bit of an asshole! And well that Irishman well...not so much with the hot, though he did give that kick ass little beer shower so I just don't know.
Irish Storm smirks at Irishman before slowly lowering his mic and awating an answer from Irishman.
TBC
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Post by theirishman on Sept 7, 2008 14:20:51 GMT -5
The Irishman looks at
the fellow Irishman with an amused look.
and raises his Mic.
The Irishman
I don't think you fully understand what
the challenge exactly was. But scince your
out here I may as well consider you the volunteer
You see... I am not looking for a match in two weeks. I am looking for a match right now!!.
[/color] The Irishman steps back and starts taking off his coat and hat.Make the first move if you want a match right now feel free to start the match. Remember check my contract for my moves. [/center] |
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Post by TPK on Sept 7, 2008 15:13:17 GMT -5
Collin raises his mic slowly eying the man standing in front of him as he prepares for combat.
Irish Storm: Well, that works just fine by me...screw the formalities let's do this!
Irish Storm spikes his mic to the outside of the ring and he and Irishman lunge at one another and engage in a collar and elbow tie up, the two men press against one another trying to put the other at a disadvantage and it doesn't take long for the weight advantage of Irishman to show as he slowly forces Irish Storm into the corner. As soon as Collin's back hits the corner Irishman releases his grip and takes a step back before quickly shooting forward and leaping into the air ramming the his knee into the chest of Collin causing him to gasp and stumble forward. Irishman not wasting any time grabs Collin by the head and forces him into a bend before putting him in DDT position, before he has a chance to drop him however he gets a stiff right fist into the ribs from Collin making him let up long enough for Collin to pop his head out and step back.
Weasel: In case you are just now tuning in people, this match is NOT sanctioned as is relevant by the lack of a ref...but hey who says it's a bad thing right? I mean who doesn't like to see a good old fashioned fight every now and again?
Malibu: I don't know...like maybe priests...or possibly blind people cause they like can't see and stuff ya know?
Irish Storm waves Irishman toward him and both men put their fists up looking ready to fight, they slowly advance toward one another and as soon as they are within range of one another begin throwing punch after punch into one another each one landing with a loud smack which whips the crowd into a frenzy of cheers and as well causes a "Fight" chant to thunder throughout the arena. This exchange ends however when Irishman pulls his head slightly back and then slams it forward into the head of Collin making both men spin and stagger away from one another.
TBC
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Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 7, 2008 22:58:17 GMT -5
OOC: Could this be an Irish Death match coming?
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Post by theirishman on Sept 10, 2008 9:18:56 GMT -5
Both men stagger back then regaining their bearings they again lock up. The Irishman lands a knee in Colin's gut and tries to go for a standing clothesline but Colin is too quick. Ducking the Clothesline Colin manages to get an arm around the head of The Irishman and lands a beautiful DDT.
Weasel
Great technical ability displayed by Irish Storm.
Malibu
Well I don't know about his technical ability but he has a knack for filling up a pair of tights. [/b] Weasel
Disgusting.Colin attempts to lift the Irishman off the mat but The Irishman grabs his feet and lifts his legs from under him. Wasting no time The Irishman applies a Sharpshooter. After only wrenching the move one time The Irishman releases the hold and gets Colin on his feet. Putting Colin's head under one arm and grabbing his behind the knee The Irishman lifts him up into a pretty fall away suplex. Weasel
Well The Irishman recovered very quickly from that DDT and has taken control of this match-up. But I'm not even sure how a winner is going to be decided, there is no referee.[/i] Malibu
Well Hopefully it ends with someone from Ireland beaten and bloody, as long as none of the blood gets on my shoes.[/i][/b] The Irishman attempts to get Colin on his feet but is thwarted by a sweep kick, taking The Irishman off of his feet. Colin is standing upright above the Irishman who lays on his back on the mat. Colin is at his feet.OOC: Sorry it took me sol long to reply. I had some things to deal with at home. Your move man. And Gnarfflinger... holy crap I havn't seen you in ages old friend.... Glad to see your still around  [/center] |
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Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 11, 2008 1:42:56 GMT -5
OOC: I'm still here. So who would I know you as?
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Post by theirishman on Sept 11, 2008 10:46:31 GMT -5
ooc: this is who you know me as Gnarff.. We have been in so many efeds together it's not funny man... Some of my aliases in efed tho have been Rick steiner, the Leprechaun, and arnold Schwarzenegger in WCWF. Also when i was donator i had Raw Power and Syxx pac. We were in The Alliance together If I remember correctly.........................
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Post by gnarfflinger on Sept 11, 2008 22:37:38 GMT -5
Damn! That was a long time ago...
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