Post by Bulldogs (Duncan + Genesis) on Aug 14, 2008 19:03:31 GMT -5
Friday Night Mayhem (8/15/08) Headlines + Deadlines
LIEUTENANT
1. Early Bird Round Robin (Docs)
RhinoMan v Ultimate Kid
Winner: RhinoMan
Notes: The final match of the competition is the decider. Whoever wins this battle will go forward into Final of the EBRR Tournament. The loser could still take the Wild Card slot, but that depends on how nice they are to me of course!
2. Debut Match
The Heartbreak Kid v Tommy Musashi (Singles – docs)
Winner: Heartbreak Kid
Notes: GHW’s newest recruit makes his debut tonight, but rather than give him an easy match to get him settled, he’s being thrown in at the deep end! Tommy went through EBRR unbeaten, and this will give him a good warm-up ahead of the final.
3. Jordan Elliott v Bud Whiser (Cage – docs)
Winner: Jordan Elliott
Notes: Jordan joins the main roster after what can only be described as a non-descript career in the Hardcore Division. Bud Whiser will still be hoping to gain the Wild Card place in the EBRR, so a good win tonight could tip the balance in his favour .. maybe …
4. Non-Title Match
Ultimate Gene v Rated R Golden Star (Ladder – Docs)
Winner: Ultimate Gene
Notes: I’m not giving the Champ any rest at all, you hold the title, you walk around with a giant target on your back! And after his disappointing showing on Monday, the champ will need to bring his A-Game to the ring tonight!
CAPTAIN
1. Untamed Beast v RJ Wild (LMS – docs)
Winner: Untamed Beast
Notes: UB follows up his win on Monday against an under-performing Euroman with a tough test against RJ Wild. The test being can he make RJ look good while slapping him around the ring?
2. Aewyre v Dakota Manuel (Single – docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Double No-Show[/glow]
Notes: Aewyre has sneaked into the EBRR Wild Card slot (not my decision, believe me!) and warms up for Monday’s Final with a tough test against Dakota. Both men will need to start impressing before Xantaxm comes back as he high hopes for them both in the Captain Division. I don’t see it myself, but, he’s the boss!
3. Hayden Hardcore v The Impacter (Table – Docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Double No-Show[/glow]
Notes: The Impacter just missed out on EBRR success, but his performances suggest he is ready for the step up in class. The ‘Grammar Fairy’ won’t be a push over though, looking to bounce back from EBRR elimination himself.
COLONEL
1. Big Closet v Muhammad Hassan (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Notes: Both these guys have had a shocking month so far – eliminated from the Enduro Tournament, losing matches like they were going out of fashion. Now’s the time to step up to the plate and prove they still deserve their slots on the roster.
2. Psycho Savage v frog man (Cage-docs)
Winner: Frog Man
Notes: On paper, two of the favourites to stake a claim for a title shot at Code Blue next month. Shame they have to fight inside a steel cage instead of on paper then!
3. War Child v Angelus v Luther (Triple Threat – docs)
Winner: War Child
Notes: Three men with big expectations and small accomplishments battle it out to discover, well, nothing really. I’ll be looking to Luther and Angelus to show some Bulldog spirit and rip War Child to shreds though.
4. ENDURO FINAL
Valkyrie KD v Backyard Brawler 2 (LMS – Docs)
Winner: Valkyrie
Notes: The Enduro Tournament reaches its climax tonight! Valkyrie will be looking to beat Brawler to advance to Summer Ritual and face her good friend Genesis for the Colonel Title. Brawler will no doubt be hoping to spoil the Bulldog party, but that’s not likely to happen!
GENERAL
1. y200j v Striker LT (Table – docs)
Winner: y200j
Notes: Striker will be competing on Monday Night in the EBRR finale, so would naturally be hoping for a quick match tonight. Has he forgotten who’s in charge?
2. Brian Commonwealth v Gnarfflinger (Ladder -docs)
Winner: Brian Commonwealth
Notes: I’m giving my close friend Brian a nice easy work-out tonight as special thanks for all the support he’s shown me recently. And people say I can’t be nice!
Lieutenant Division
Samoa Machine v Forsaken v Rated R Legend Killer (Triple Threat-Docs)
Winner: Samoa Machine
In the second of the DMD Invitational Matches, the Lieutenants get a chance to shine. Forsaken blew it in the EBRR this month in the same group as both his opponents tonight. Can he exact some revenge for that or will his poor run of form continue?
LIEUTENANT
1. Early Bird Round Robin (Docs)
RhinoMan v Ultimate Kid
Winner: RhinoMan
Notes: The final match of the competition is the decider. Whoever wins this battle will go forward into Final of the EBRR Tournament. The loser could still take the Wild Card slot, but that depends on how nice they are to me of course!
2. Debut Match
The Heartbreak Kid v Tommy Musashi (Singles – docs)
Winner: Heartbreak Kid
Notes: GHW’s newest recruit makes his debut tonight, but rather than give him an easy match to get him settled, he’s being thrown in at the deep end! Tommy went through EBRR unbeaten, and this will give him a good warm-up ahead of the final.
3. Jordan Elliott v Bud Whiser (Cage – docs)
Winner: Jordan Elliott
Notes: Jordan joins the main roster after what can only be described as a non-descript career in the Hardcore Division. Bud Whiser will still be hoping to gain the Wild Card place in the EBRR, so a good win tonight could tip the balance in his favour .. maybe …
4. Non-Title Match
Ultimate Gene v Rated R Golden Star (Ladder – Docs)
Winner: Ultimate Gene
Notes: I’m not giving the Champ any rest at all, you hold the title, you walk around with a giant target on your back! And after his disappointing showing on Monday, the champ will need to bring his A-Game to the ring tonight!
CAPTAIN
1. Untamed Beast v RJ Wild (LMS – docs)
Winner: Untamed Beast
Notes: UB follows up his win on Monday against an under-performing Euroman with a tough test against RJ Wild. The test being can he make RJ look good while slapping him around the ring?
2. Aewyre v Dakota Manuel (Single – docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Double No-Show[/glow]
Notes: Aewyre has sneaked into the EBRR Wild Card slot (not my decision, believe me!) and warms up for Monday’s Final with a tough test against Dakota. Both men will need to start impressing before Xantaxm comes back as he high hopes for them both in the Captain Division. I don’t see it myself, but, he’s the boss!
3. Hayden Hardcore v The Impacter (Table – Docs)
[glow=red,2,300]NO CONTEST - Double No-Show[/glow]
Notes: The Impacter just missed out on EBRR success, but his performances suggest he is ready for the step up in class. The ‘Grammar Fairy’ won’t be a push over though, looking to bounce back from EBRR elimination himself.
COLONEL
1. Big Closet v Muhammad Hassan (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Notes: Both these guys have had a shocking month so far – eliminated from the Enduro Tournament, losing matches like they were going out of fashion. Now’s the time to step up to the plate and prove they still deserve their slots on the roster.
2. Psycho Savage v frog man (Cage-docs)
Winner: Frog Man
Notes: On paper, two of the favourites to stake a claim for a title shot at Code Blue next month. Shame they have to fight inside a steel cage instead of on paper then!
3. War Child v Angelus v Luther (Triple Threat – docs)
Winner: War Child
Notes: Three men with big expectations and small accomplishments battle it out to discover, well, nothing really. I’ll be looking to Luther and Angelus to show some Bulldog spirit and rip War Child to shreds though.
4. ENDURO FINAL
Valkyrie KD v Backyard Brawler 2 (LMS – Docs)
Winner: Valkyrie
Notes: The Enduro Tournament reaches its climax tonight! Valkyrie will be looking to beat Brawler to advance to Summer Ritual and face her good friend Genesis for the Colonel Title. Brawler will no doubt be hoping to spoil the Bulldog party, but that’s not likely to happen!
GENERAL
1. y200j v Striker LT (Table – docs)
Winner: y200j
Notes: Striker will be competing on Monday Night in the EBRR finale, so would naturally be hoping for a quick match tonight. Has he forgotten who’s in charge?
2. Brian Commonwealth v Gnarfflinger (Ladder -docs)
Winner: Brian Commonwealth
Notes: I’m giving my close friend Brian a nice easy work-out tonight as special thanks for all the support he’s shown me recently. And people say I can’t be nice!
[glow=red,2,300]DMD INVITATIONAL EVENT[/glow]
Lieutenant Division
Samoa Machine v Forsaken v Rated R Legend Killer (Triple Threat-Docs)
Winner: Samoa Machine
In the second of the DMD Invitational Matches, the Lieutenants get a chance to shine. Forsaken blew it in the EBRR this month in the same group as both his opponents tonight. Can he exact some revenge for that or will his poor run of form continue?
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