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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Apr 11, 2007 6:02:59 GMT -5
Vladimir walks into the gym and looks around, not seeing anyone. He sighs and walks over to a bench, wondering who in the world would want to train him. He looks over and notices a box of donuts and shakes his head.
"Donuts in a gym? Hyper must have been in here... god, what an idiot."
Vladimir picks up the box and tosses it in the trash and sits on a bench, waiting for this 'trainer' to show up.
TBCB you know who you are.
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Post by Tommy Musashi on Apr 11, 2007 11:31:31 GMT -5
NOOOOOOO! NOT THE DONUTS!
Hyper comes running out of no where into the garbage can to save the donuts.
Hyper looks like hes about to cry.
How could you do such a thing!?
Vlad snickers,"Its just my nature."
Hyper wipes off his tears and begins eating the donuts sitting down next to Vlad.
So Hyper, what the hell are you doing here?
Hyper crams down a couple donuts. "I'm meeting someone!"
Mmm.. I am aswell.. I supposedly have a trainer.
REALLY? I'M TRAINING SOMEBODY!
Who?
I think its you.
Vlad blinks, and then breaks out laughing,"alright alright, who set you up to this?"
Vlad, I've been watching you, and you think you are the biggest strongest guy in the whole hardcore division because you are undefeated. Yet it seems like you've been picking on only the small guys. So I'm here to make you bigger then you can ever imagine! I'm going to push you to the limits. You're going to cry for mommy before end of this. I'm going to make your life a living hell! *pause as Hyper continues to eat more donuts* Want a donut?
Vlad sits there for a second before laughing again. His stomach about hurting from so much laughter.
Hyper shakes his head as he gets up grabs Vlad by the ear and pulls him to the nearest weights.
Now Vladamir, lets see how good you are! Do the highest amount of weight you can in 10 reps. GO!
End of thread or tbc Vlad
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Apr 11, 2007 12:39:41 GMT -5
"Uh.... Well, I don't know how much I can lift..."
Hyper engulfs a donut and looks at him oddly.
"Huh?"
"I've never lifted weights... I'm just strong from wrestling with other kids when I was growing up.."
"Really now? Try this.."
Hyper puts some weights on the bar and Vladimir lays down and tries lifting it. The bar doesn't move an inch though as Vladimir's face turns red with stress.
"God... it won't move! How much does this thing weigh?!"
"Hmm... 700 pounds."
"WHAT!? Are you trying to kill me!? I can't life 700 pounds!!"
"Don't yell at your trainer! I'll put it to 250, ok, weaky mcweakerson?"
Hyper Elf sets it to 250 and nods to Vladimir, who tries again. He lifts the bar up and lowers it to his chest, then lifts it back up. Vladimir does this about 10 times and then sets the bar back.
"That wasn't too bad... I guess."
"Ok... now, we do 350!! You're going to have to push really hard. You ready?"
Hyper readjusts the weights as Vladimir rolls his arms to get ready.
"Ok, let's do this!"
"GO!"
Vladimir pushes up hard on the bar and lifts it up, but falls with it to the right of the bench thanks to Hyper's distribution of the weights.
"Ugh...... you... suck."
TBC?
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