Post by viper on Jan 24, 2009 15:01:57 GMT -5
The image on the screen is a solid black color nothing can be seen or heard. Slowly the sounds of some kind of weird music begin to make there way throughout the background as you see what appears to be various types of eyes beginning to appear and blink, before a picture of a big snake is seen slithering across the screen starting at the top and working its way down to the bottom of the screen. The snake gets to the bottom and continues to crawl till it stops at the middle of the screen and then begins to stand up slowly as it stops and bends it's head looking into the camera. The viper hisses and a green liquid comes out splattering the screen. The liquid is seen to slowly drip down the screen and when the liquid is gone you see the viper's mouth is open wide and within his mouth you see last weeks Viper results.
Well folks that wraps up another edition of the Viper's Nest and again with added content. I thank you for turning in and watching. For those of you at home and to Lisa from The Childrens Hospital in Michigan. Have a good night, be safe and see you all next week.
The scene begins to fade out as The top five list begins to fade into focus. In the background before the screne goes black you hear Vipers voice on the phone as if he is talking to someone about the letter he got and what can be done. The scene is silent and a commerical kicks in for Hersey Kisses.
EOT
Comments, Questions, Concerns, Rants, Raves, Disagreements
Number 1:Raj Kim Po
Number 2:Shenlong
Number 3:Mike Allen
Number 4:Dave "The Lighting" Carter
Number 5:Dominik Santiago
Honorable Mentions:
Maximum
Ryan "Batman" Hughes
The Viper is seen closing his mouth and the list appears to be going down the throat of the viper as you notice bulges here and there. The viper opens his mouth as his forked tongue sticks out before jumping at the screen covering it in darkness. The scene is immeditaly replaced with A board that has a listing on it. The writing of course is hard to make out from the distance but you see that the camera is motionless and steady this time as the ultra voliet light from the camera lights up the area. loads of hissing is heard as the cameraman out of instinct pans the camera down and you watch the camera shake just a bit as a big huge python is seen slithering across the man's shoe before haphazardly making his way to where ever he is going.
Another his is heard followed by what appears to be some kind of singing. Though with all the missed notes it hard to tell if someone is killing a cat or if it is just a bad radio station. Viper is seen coming out from a dark corner his body slithering behind him as he cracks a huge smile as his tongue flickers in and out almost giving him a beady eyed look as if he had plans on attacking or eating the cameraman. Viper makes his way towards the board and then turns to face the camera.
Welcome! Ladies and Gentleman to yet another edition of The Viper's Nest. I am your host the one and only Viper. On the camera this week as you have all come too know him is George. Who I must say I am glad to see that he has gotten used to the surroundings.
But first off let me get to you the fans who continue to write to me to each week, telling me how much you enjoy watching my program that I put on every week. Now granted this is only my fourth show but the response has been tremendous. I mean the fact that you people care enough to send me letters every week telling me that you like the show and thing it is a refreshing change does my heart good.
As you may or may not have noticed I tried again a new format in order to keep this ssshow fresh and exciting. I hope that you guys like it. Now onto the first question that was sent in by Joe L from Long Beach California. He writes:
"Viper, I have only recently seen your show and I must say that I am finding myself hooked. The question I have is that your real body and if so don't you worry about shedding?"
Joe L that is a great question and one that I don't get asked all that much but yes Joe to answer your question this is my real body. All 16 ft of it. The shedding doesn't bother me anymore, you get used to it after awhile and just go about normal every day life. Onto the next question this comes from The Masked Hoodlum from Bronx New York and he writes:
"Viper, I think you are a crock of (censored) and that your show stinks. I mean come on get real, there is no way in hell that you actually live in a cave with snakes like that and put on a show. The whole thing smells like yesterdays garbage and I for one think you should stop with this sham."
Wow! Masked Hoodlum I am taking back by that letter...um I hope that you are not some Fighty fighty person who is just upset that you didn't even get noticed and are trying to ruin a good show that gets positive results. I mean the ratings can not lie, So please Masked Hoodlum if you don't like my show then don't turn in and watch.
Sorry folks it seems there is one rotten apple that likes to try and spoil the good apples. One more question before we begin with this weeks list. This one comes from The Children's Hospital of Michigan and is from Lisa S and she writes:
"Viper, I think that you are one of the coolest people I have seen in my 12 years of life. I have been battling for 4 years now with a rare skin disorder that has changed my skin color and doctors say that it is fatal. I get only to watch a little bit of television a week which I spend watching Gods and Heretics Wrestling and of course your show. The question I would like to ask is since I only have six months to live. Could I see you in person and give you a hug to show how much that I appreciate what it is you are doing? I know I may be asking a lot but I would love to be able to hug you one time before I die."
Viper pauses after the last part and a erie silence fills the cave, Viper's head is seen bending down and what appears to be drops of tears begin to run down and splatter onto the floor. George is heard sniffling in the background at the request from the letter as well. Viper lifts his head up and the beady looking eyes are replaced with what appears to be soft gentle eyes. Viper looks into the camera and begins to slowly speak.
We...Well now Lisa, I...I...I don't know what to say. I mean I would not see it as a problem but then again I don't know how we would manage to do that. I feel real bad knowing about what your going through but I feel good in knowing that I have touched your life in a positive way. Tell you what Lisa, I will talk with the owners and see what can be done. I am rather new here so I don't know how much my input will be taken. But I think a simple request like that could be done.
Now onto this weeks listings! (Heavy Sigh)Man I am like kind of bummed out now after reading that last letter. That sure was a mood killer but as the great showman say the show must go on.
Number 1:Samoa Joe
Previous:N/A
Reason:Samoa Joe showed that when he is motivated he can come out and wrestle with the best of them. Which is why he is the reigning New Age Champion. The one major flaw that Samoa Joe lacks though is his consistency. This week thanks to his opponent Kahlan Joe finds himself at number 1. The question remains will Joe be consistent enough in his matches to hold onto the spot or will he find himself slipping and not caring about the story that he is trying to put across?
Number 2:Kahlan
Previous:
Reason:Out of all the Fighty fighty persons on the roster. She has shown the biggest improvement and her match against Joe showed that she is a talented writer and will be a force in the Diva Divison the only problem I can see with Kahlan is that she sometimes like to try and push the believability factor. If Kahlan can continue to make the big improvements that she has made since her first match. I don't think that there is any Diva that will be able to unseat her if she wins the title. Kahlan though will have to watch her back as there are others that will be waiting for her to drop the ball so that they can snatch her spot.
Number 3:"The PureBlood" SKull
Previous:N/A
Reason:To the amazement of all those watching at home and the glee for Hawkeye. Skull finds himself up in the number three spot this week after the debacle that was the Bat on a Pole match. Skull showed flashes of Brilliance in this match and showed why he was picked by Hawkeye. Skull though will need to improve on his length and description if he wants to hold this spot. As I know people are going to want to get noticed.
Number 4:The Future Mike Allen
Previous:3
Reason:Mike finds himself dropping to number 4 this week from the number 3 spot due to the fact that his match did not get to fully play out. Shenlong/Metal Dragon really shit the bed during this match and ruined what many fans thought would be the match of the night. Though Mike Allen is in the number 4 spot this week he still is a force to be reckoned with and as long as he keeps his postings tight and is put against good opponents shouldn't be dropping off the list anytime soon.
Number 5:Johnny Abs
Previous:N/A
Reason:Went out and put on a good showing in a losing effort against Skull who redeemed himself after losing to Ryan the week before. These two men could find themselves in the ring again in the near future as Johnny continues to show to Hawkeye and who ever he goes up against that Johnny Abs is here to stay and is the real deal. The only real drawback I could see for Johnny Abs is his inability at the moment to get more then a few paragraphs even if he trys to make them look more then what they are by breaking them up. At most Johnny can only get maybe two good solid paragraphs in.
Honorable Mentions:
Ryan "Batman" Hughes
Reason:Almost cracked into the Top five this week but was held back by his opponent. I know that Mr. Hughes is coming out week after week and performing for the fans and I am sure he has to be getting mad by how his opponents seem to be dragging him down and not allowing him to fully showcase his talents. I personally Like the young upstart Ryan and do see big things in his future if he can get that one breakout match.
Biggest Disappointment:
This weeks biggest disappointment would have to be how most of the matches played out. I mean each match minus the Samoa Joe v Kahlan match didn't get out of the gate or failed to really captivate and tell the story that was trying to be told. I understand that there may have been reasons for why most of the matches didn't get to shine but I would think that everyone who has a match would want to show up and put some effort into there matches. I mean people look forward to seeing great matches each and every week and when you fail to provide that for them your find that people will start to go elsewhere in order to find that satisfaction that they may be craving. I hope that there will be some redemption with a lot of superstars who chose not to show up this week at the Pay Per View Winters Fury.
Best match of the week
Samoa Joe v Kahlan
Hands down this match stole the show. Kahlan I think benefited the most from this match as she got put into the ring against one of the top talents in GHW and was able to go with the ebb and flow as both superstars were telling the story. It is a shame that Kahlans chance as the New Age Championship was crushed, but Kahlan has shown through her match with Samoa Joe that she will be a tough force to be reckoned with in the Diva Division. I enjoyed reading this match and I am sure the fans who watched the match at home were happy to see this match.
Superstars to be on the watch for:
Metal Dragon/Shenlong
Kandy Kaylee
Kym Starr
Dave Carter
Tarvias Cole
Deshauwn Brown
Jack Evans
DM Vasher
Triple 8
Maximum
Number 2:Shenlong
Number 3:Mike Allen
Number 4:Dave "The Lighting" Carter
Number 5:Dominik Santiago
Honorable Mentions:
Maximum
Ryan "Batman" Hughes
The Viper is seen closing his mouth and the list appears to be going down the throat of the viper as you notice bulges here and there. The viper opens his mouth as his forked tongue sticks out before jumping at the screen covering it in darkness. The scene is immeditaly replaced with A board that has a listing on it. The writing of course is hard to make out from the distance but you see that the camera is motionless and steady this time as the ultra voliet light from the camera lights up the area. loads of hissing is heard as the cameraman out of instinct pans the camera down and you watch the camera shake just a bit as a big huge python is seen slithering across the man's shoe before haphazardly making his way to where ever he is going.
Another his is heard followed by what appears to be some kind of singing. Though with all the missed notes it hard to tell if someone is killing a cat or if it is just a bad radio station. Viper is seen coming out from a dark corner his body slithering behind him as he cracks a huge smile as his tongue flickers in and out almost giving him a beady eyed look as if he had plans on attacking or eating the cameraman. Viper makes his way towards the board and then turns to face the camera.
Welcome! Ladies and Gentleman to yet another edition of The Viper's Nest. I am your host the one and only Viper. On the camera this week as you have all come too know him is George. Who I must say I am glad to see that he has gotten used to the surroundings.
But first off let me get to you the fans who continue to write to me to each week, telling me how much you enjoy watching my program that I put on every week. Now granted this is only my fourth show but the response has been tremendous. I mean the fact that you people care enough to send me letters every week telling me that you like the show and thing it is a refreshing change does my heart good.
As you may or may not have noticed I tried again a new format in order to keep this ssshow fresh and exciting. I hope that you guys like it. Now onto the first question that was sent in by Joe L from Long Beach California. He writes:
"Viper, I have only recently seen your show and I must say that I am finding myself hooked. The question I have is that your real body and if so don't you worry about shedding?"
Joe L that is a great question and one that I don't get asked all that much but yes Joe to answer your question this is my real body. All 16 ft of it. The shedding doesn't bother me anymore, you get used to it after awhile and just go about normal every day life. Onto the next question this comes from The Masked Hoodlum from Bronx New York and he writes:
"Viper, I think you are a crock of (censored) and that your show stinks. I mean come on get real, there is no way in hell that you actually live in a cave with snakes like that and put on a show. The whole thing smells like yesterdays garbage and I for one think you should stop with this sham."
Wow! Masked Hoodlum I am taking back by that letter...um I hope that you are not some Fighty fighty person who is just upset that you didn't even get noticed and are trying to ruin a good show that gets positive results. I mean the ratings can not lie, So please Masked Hoodlum if you don't like my show then don't turn in and watch.
Sorry folks it seems there is one rotten apple that likes to try and spoil the good apples. One more question before we begin with this weeks list. This one comes from The Children's Hospital of Michigan and is from Lisa S and she writes:
"Viper, I think that you are one of the coolest people I have seen in my 12 years of life. I have been battling for 4 years now with a rare skin disorder that has changed my skin color and doctors say that it is fatal. I get only to watch a little bit of television a week which I spend watching Gods and Heretics Wrestling and of course your show. The question I would like to ask is since I only have six months to live. Could I see you in person and give you a hug to show how much that I appreciate what it is you are doing? I know I may be asking a lot but I would love to be able to hug you one time before I die."
Viper pauses after the last part and a erie silence fills the cave, Viper's head is seen bending down and what appears to be drops of tears begin to run down and splatter onto the floor. George is heard sniffling in the background at the request from the letter as well. Viper lifts his head up and the beady looking eyes are replaced with what appears to be soft gentle eyes. Viper looks into the camera and begins to slowly speak.
We...Well now Lisa, I...I...I don't know what to say. I mean I would not see it as a problem but then again I don't know how we would manage to do that. I feel real bad knowing about what your going through but I feel good in knowing that I have touched your life in a positive way. Tell you what Lisa, I will talk with the owners and see what can be done. I am rather new here so I don't know how much my input will be taken. But I think a simple request like that could be done.
Now onto this weeks listings! (Heavy Sigh)Man I am like kind of bummed out now after reading that last letter. That sure was a mood killer but as the great showman say the show must go on.
Number 1:Samoa Joe
Previous:N/A
Reason:Samoa Joe showed that when he is motivated he can come out and wrestle with the best of them. Which is why he is the reigning New Age Champion. The one major flaw that Samoa Joe lacks though is his consistency. This week thanks to his opponent Kahlan Joe finds himself at number 1. The question remains will Joe be consistent enough in his matches to hold onto the spot or will he find himself slipping and not caring about the story that he is trying to put across?
Number 2:Kahlan
Previous:
Reason:Out of all the Fighty fighty persons on the roster. She has shown the biggest improvement and her match against Joe showed that she is a talented writer and will be a force in the Diva Divison the only problem I can see with Kahlan is that she sometimes like to try and push the believability factor. If Kahlan can continue to make the big improvements that she has made since her first match. I don't think that there is any Diva that will be able to unseat her if she wins the title. Kahlan though will have to watch her back as there are others that will be waiting for her to drop the ball so that they can snatch her spot.
Number 3:"The PureBlood" SKull
Previous:N/A
Reason:To the amazement of all those watching at home and the glee for Hawkeye. Skull finds himself up in the number three spot this week after the debacle that was the Bat on a Pole match. Skull showed flashes of Brilliance in this match and showed why he was picked by Hawkeye. Skull though will need to improve on his length and description if he wants to hold this spot. As I know people are going to want to get noticed.
Number 4:The Future Mike Allen
Previous:3
Reason:Mike finds himself dropping to number 4 this week from the number 3 spot due to the fact that his match did not get to fully play out. Shenlong/Metal Dragon really shit the bed during this match and ruined what many fans thought would be the match of the night. Though Mike Allen is in the number 4 spot this week he still is a force to be reckoned with and as long as he keeps his postings tight and is put against good opponents shouldn't be dropping off the list anytime soon.
Number 5:Johnny Abs
Previous:N/A
Reason:Went out and put on a good showing in a losing effort against Skull who redeemed himself after losing to Ryan the week before. These two men could find themselves in the ring again in the near future as Johnny continues to show to Hawkeye and who ever he goes up against that Johnny Abs is here to stay and is the real deal. The only real drawback I could see for Johnny Abs is his inability at the moment to get more then a few paragraphs even if he trys to make them look more then what they are by breaking them up. At most Johnny can only get maybe two good solid paragraphs in.
Honorable Mentions:
Ryan "Batman" Hughes
Reason:Almost cracked into the Top five this week but was held back by his opponent. I know that Mr. Hughes is coming out week after week and performing for the fans and I am sure he has to be getting mad by how his opponents seem to be dragging him down and not allowing him to fully showcase his talents. I personally Like the young upstart Ryan and do see big things in his future if he can get that one breakout match.
Biggest Disappointment:
This weeks biggest disappointment would have to be how most of the matches played out. I mean each match minus the Samoa Joe v Kahlan match didn't get out of the gate or failed to really captivate and tell the story that was trying to be told. I understand that there may have been reasons for why most of the matches didn't get to shine but I would think that everyone who has a match would want to show up and put some effort into there matches. I mean people look forward to seeing great matches each and every week and when you fail to provide that for them your find that people will start to go elsewhere in order to find that satisfaction that they may be craving. I hope that there will be some redemption with a lot of superstars who chose not to show up this week at the Pay Per View Winters Fury.
Best match of the week
Samoa Joe v Kahlan
Hands down this match stole the show. Kahlan I think benefited the most from this match as she got put into the ring against one of the top talents in GHW and was able to go with the ebb and flow as both superstars were telling the story. It is a shame that Kahlans chance as the New Age Championship was crushed, but Kahlan has shown through her match with Samoa Joe that she will be a tough force to be reckoned with in the Diva Division. I enjoyed reading this match and I am sure the fans who watched the match at home were happy to see this match.
Superstars to be on the watch for:
Metal Dragon/Shenlong
Kandy Kaylee
Kym Starr
Dave Carter
Tarvias Cole
Deshauwn Brown
Jack Evans
DM Vasher
Triple 8
Maximum
Well folks that wraps up another edition of the Viper's Nest and again with added content. I thank you for turning in and watching. For those of you at home and to Lisa from The Childrens Hospital in Michigan. Have a good night, be safe and see you all next week.
The scene begins to fade out as The top five list begins to fade into focus. In the background before the screne goes black you hear Vipers voice on the phone as if he is talking to someone about the letter he got and what can be done. The scene is silent and a commerical kicks in for Hersey Kisses.
EOT
Comments, Questions, Concerns, Rants, Raves, Disagreements
