Post by Xantaxm on Dec 23, 2008 16:46:10 GMT -5
Monday Night Combat (12/22/08): Below Zero
LIEUTENANT
1. Ultimate Gene v. The Master (LMS-docs)
Winner: The Master
Notes: The Master preserved his job last night when he came up short in his attempt to defeat his friends in the 5-man "You're Fired" rumble. Now that one of his comrades is gone, can Billy focus on winning some gold this month? I surely doubt it, and to prove it, I'm going to watch happily as Ultimate Gene knocks him out tonight.
2. Kahlan v. Edddge 2 (Single-docs)
Winner: Kahlan by default
Notes: Kahlan didn't finish her feud with Essa Rios the way that she would have liked, but she still won her first LMS match, so that counts for something. Tonight she faces a brand new opponent when she takes on Edddge 2 in a singles match.
3. The Champions Tournament
Rock II v. Martin Prince (Table-docs)
Winner: Martin Prince
Notes: Rock II has just been promoted to the Lieutenant Division, and he will jump right into the swing of things when he gets his first shot at becoming the #1 contender against Martin Prince. Martin, meanwhile, is still getting over his dizziness from last night when his buddies beat the hell out of him. The Champions Tournament begins, and only one of these two will face the Champ for the Title on Friday Night Mayhem.
4. Lieutenant X-Force Championship
Destroyer v. Eric The Torture (Single-docs)
Winner and NEW Lieutenant X-Force Champion: Eric The Torture
Notes: As everyone knows by now, former Lieutenant X-Force Champion Marcus Airbourne was promoted to the Captain Division, so the X-Force Title is vacant. That will no longer be the case after tonight. I have hand selected Destroyer to defeat Eric The Torture to become the new Champion. Destroyer has impressed me over the past few weeks, and I think he will bring much respect to the Title. Eric, on the other hand, has a new manager, Johnny Detroit, and I figure that this Title shot will keep him from bothering me for a while.
CAPTAIN
1. Non-Title Match
Tommy Musashi v. The Heartbreak Kid (Ladder-docs)
Winner: The Heartbreak Kid by DQ
Notes: Tommy Musashi couldn't get it done in the Captain Division Cage Competition last month, but he was able to sneak in the back door and win the Captain X-Force Championship from Lunchtime Legend last night at Blood Runs Cold. Tonight he gets his first non-title match when he faces The Heartbreak Kid in a ladder match.
2. Escaping the Gauntlet
HaydenHardKore v. Marcus Airbourne (Single-docs)
Winner: HaydenHardKore
Notes: The Gauntlet opens tonight and only one man will escape in the end. The first two to enter will be The Grammar Fairy and newly promoted, Marcus Airbourne. Will Marcus make a splash in the Captain Division as big as the one he made in his last Division?
COLONEL
1. Luther v. Matthew Oliveira (LMS-docs)
Winner: Luther
Notes: Luther takes on Matt O. in a classic Last Man Standing match. There's not much else to say about this one except that someone will be taking some extra-strength Tylenol afterwards for the massive headache he will suffer.
2. Escaping the Gauntlet
HawkEye v. War Child (Single-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye and returning War Child will face off in the first Escaping the Gauntlet match tonight in the Colonel Division. HawkEye's time in the Colonel Division is nearing an end soon, so if he has any aspirations of winning gold before he goes, he better do it now. I myself am skeptical, especially considering that he begins the Gauntlet.
GENERAL
1. Last Laugh Tournament
Big Closet v. Angelus (Cage-docs)
Winner: Angelus
Notes: Big Closet will face Angelus in a cage to begin the Last Laugh Tournament in the General Division. Although one person may lose tonight, he may get a second chance to get the last laugh next week and make it to the second round. Big C and Angelus are both coming off of a nasty hardcore triple threat match last night at Blood Runs Cold, but at least Angelus can say that he got that victory.
2. Last Laugh Tournament
Falling Angel v. I Always Lose (LMS-docs)
Winner: Falling Angel by default
Notes: Falling Angel finally won her first match last week when she got revenge on Gnarfflinger. Now she enters the Last Laugh Tournament and takes on I Always Lose in an LMS match. This will be an entertaining match for sure.
3. Last Laugh Tournament
Slim Shady v. y2000j (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Slim Shady
Notes: Slim Shady lost the General Title last night against Big Daddy, but he's not ready to give up. Tonight he takes on y2000j in a ladder match in an attempt to get back to the top. Was his loss a fluke, or will the real Slim Shady stand up this month?
4. Last Laugh Tournament
ValKyrie KD v. Muhammad Hassan (Single-docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan by default
Notes: Kelly Duncan is not used to the competition that she has in the General Division after dominating her previous Divisions. Nevertheless, she takes on Jake Steele in a traditional singles match, and if anything is true, Duncans and Bulldogs always get the last laugh.
TAG TEAM
1. Debut Match
The Ultimate Thrillers v. Reality Check (docs)
Winner: Reality Check by default
Notes: The newest tag team in GHW, The Ultimate Thrillers, debut tonight against Reality Check. The Ultimate Kid feels spurned after the tag team partner that he wanted, Kahlan, went on to win the Bronze Tag Team Titles last Friday on Mayhem. So, he went out and found a new partner in an effort to beat Kahlan's team, Height of Impact, for the Bronze Titles. Will he reach his goal, or will his attempts at revenge get the best of him? The trek starts tonight against the winless Reality Check duo.
2. Catastrophic Duo v. ReVamped (docs)
Winner: Catastrophic Duo
Notes: Catastrophic Duo is in action tonight when they take on the almost-to-be #1 contenders, ReVamped. Catastrophic Duo has a ton of potential, and it wouldn't be surprising if they were the team to beat this month. Only time will tell, but the Gold Tag Division is not for the weak-hearted.
LIEUTENANT
1. Ultimate Gene v. The Master (LMS-docs)
Winner: The Master
Notes: The Master preserved his job last night when he came up short in his attempt to defeat his friends in the 5-man "You're Fired" rumble. Now that one of his comrades is gone, can Billy focus on winning some gold this month? I surely doubt it, and to prove it, I'm going to watch happily as Ultimate Gene knocks him out tonight.
2. Kahlan v. Edddge 2 (Single-docs)
Winner: Kahlan by default
Notes: Kahlan didn't finish her feud with Essa Rios the way that she would have liked, but she still won her first LMS match, so that counts for something. Tonight she faces a brand new opponent when she takes on Edddge 2 in a singles match.
3. The Champions Tournament
Rock II v. Martin Prince (Table-docs)
Winner: Martin Prince
Notes: Rock II has just been promoted to the Lieutenant Division, and he will jump right into the swing of things when he gets his first shot at becoming the #1 contender against Martin Prince. Martin, meanwhile, is still getting over his dizziness from last night when his buddies beat the hell out of him. The Champions Tournament begins, and only one of these two will face the Champ for the Title on Friday Night Mayhem.
4. Lieutenant X-Force Championship
Destroyer v. Eric The Torture (Single-docs)
Winner and NEW Lieutenant X-Force Champion: Eric The Torture
Notes: As everyone knows by now, former Lieutenant X-Force Champion Marcus Airbourne was promoted to the Captain Division, so the X-Force Title is vacant. That will no longer be the case after tonight. I have hand selected Destroyer to defeat Eric The Torture to become the new Champion. Destroyer has impressed me over the past few weeks, and I think he will bring much respect to the Title. Eric, on the other hand, has a new manager, Johnny Detroit, and I figure that this Title shot will keep him from bothering me for a while.
CAPTAIN
1. Non-Title Match
Tommy Musashi v. The Heartbreak Kid (Ladder-docs)
Winner: The Heartbreak Kid by DQ
Notes: Tommy Musashi couldn't get it done in the Captain Division Cage Competition last month, but he was able to sneak in the back door and win the Captain X-Force Championship from Lunchtime Legend last night at Blood Runs Cold. Tonight he gets his first non-title match when he faces The Heartbreak Kid in a ladder match.
2. Escaping the Gauntlet
HaydenHardKore v. Marcus Airbourne (Single-docs)
Winner: HaydenHardKore
Notes: The Gauntlet opens tonight and only one man will escape in the end. The first two to enter will be The Grammar Fairy and newly promoted, Marcus Airbourne. Will Marcus make a splash in the Captain Division as big as the one he made in his last Division?
COLONEL
1. Luther v. Matthew Oliveira (LMS-docs)
Winner: Luther
Notes: Luther takes on Matt O. in a classic Last Man Standing match. There's not much else to say about this one except that someone will be taking some extra-strength Tylenol afterwards for the massive headache he will suffer.
2. Escaping the Gauntlet
HawkEye v. War Child (Single-docs)
Winner: HawkEye
Notes: HawkEye and returning War Child will face off in the first Escaping the Gauntlet match tonight in the Colonel Division. HawkEye's time in the Colonel Division is nearing an end soon, so if he has any aspirations of winning gold before he goes, he better do it now. I myself am skeptical, especially considering that he begins the Gauntlet.
GENERAL
1. Last Laugh Tournament
Big Closet v. Angelus (Cage-docs)
Winner: Angelus
Notes: Big Closet will face Angelus in a cage to begin the Last Laugh Tournament in the General Division. Although one person may lose tonight, he may get a second chance to get the last laugh next week and make it to the second round. Big C and Angelus are both coming off of a nasty hardcore triple threat match last night at Blood Runs Cold, but at least Angelus can say that he got that victory.
2. Last Laugh Tournament
Falling Angel v. I Always Lose (LMS-docs)
Winner: Falling Angel by default
Notes: Falling Angel finally won her first match last week when she got revenge on Gnarfflinger. Now she enters the Last Laugh Tournament and takes on I Always Lose in an LMS match. This will be an entertaining match for sure.
3. Last Laugh Tournament
Slim Shady v. y2000j (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Slim Shady
Notes: Slim Shady lost the General Title last night against Big Daddy, but he's not ready to give up. Tonight he takes on y2000j in a ladder match in an attempt to get back to the top. Was his loss a fluke, or will the real Slim Shady stand up this month?
4. Last Laugh Tournament
ValKyrie KD v. Muhammad Hassan (Single-docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan by default
Notes: Kelly Duncan is not used to the competition that she has in the General Division after dominating her previous Divisions. Nevertheless, she takes on Jake Steele in a traditional singles match, and if anything is true, Duncans and Bulldogs always get the last laugh.
TAG TEAM
1. Debut Match
The Ultimate Thrillers v. Reality Check (docs)
Winner: Reality Check by default
Notes: The newest tag team in GHW, The Ultimate Thrillers, debut tonight against Reality Check. The Ultimate Kid feels spurned after the tag team partner that he wanted, Kahlan, went on to win the Bronze Tag Team Titles last Friday on Mayhem. So, he went out and found a new partner in an effort to beat Kahlan's team, Height of Impact, for the Bronze Titles. Will he reach his goal, or will his attempts at revenge get the best of him? The trek starts tonight against the winless Reality Check duo.
2. Catastrophic Duo v. ReVamped (docs)
Winner: Catastrophic Duo
Notes: Catastrophic Duo is in action tonight when they take on the almost-to-be #1 contenders, ReVamped. Catastrophic Duo has a ton of potential, and it wouldn't be surprising if they were the team to beat this month. Only time will tell, but the Gold Tag Division is not for the weak-hearted.
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