Post by Ryan Hughes on Feb 19, 2009 18:04:22 GMT -5
The crowd are eagerly awaiting the next match at Tuesday Night Triumph; drinking beer, shouting crude terms, whistling for no apparent reason, and so on. But the fans do not expect it when Kings of Leon- Use Somebody starts to blast out of the many speakers throughout the arena. Ryan Hughes comes out with his trademark bat, and the fans go wild, screaming and shouting, giving Ryan a standing ovation. He walks down the ramp, hi-fiveing some of the lucky fans in the front row. He is wearing a black shirt with the writing "RYAN HUGHES- THIS IS MY GHW" on the front of it. Instead of sliding in to the ring like he normally does, he goes around it, heading towards Linda to get a mic. He heads in to the ring, looks around and salutes the fans. He then adresses them.
-[RYAN]-
Hello, wherever we are!
Even this inadvertant lack of respect gets the fans going, with chants of "BATMAN, BATMAN" ringing around the arena. Ryan hushes the fans with a grateful look.
-[RYAN]-
Well, I've been here for half the show, and so far I havent been ambushed! Hows that?! But I'll leave that shit till later, lets start on a lighter note. Bring out...... "THE QUESTLINE!!!".
At this point, a horse racing track comes up on the titantron, and on the TV screens for people at home. The questline shows Ryan's head on a small cartoon body, sat on top of a horse. Ahead of it, there are three horse racing hurdles: one with Luciano written on it, one with Mike Allen on it, and one with Ryu. Ahead of them, is a finishing post with Dave Carters head on it, with the writing "New Age Champion" next to the post. All of a sudden the cartoon horse starts to gallop, and jump over the hurdle bearing the name Luciano. The cartoon Ryan gives a squeaky "Woohoo!", and a thumbs up. The crowd laughs at this.
-[RYAN]-
Look at me, arent I cute? And the little horse and....... well anyway, as you can see, I have passed one hurdle, Luciano. Now I face one of Hawky's newest asslickers, Mike Allen tonight. Well I saw what I could of his match last week against Dave Carter, and I wasnt too impressed, the only time he got some real damage done was when Team Hawkeye ambushed Carter at the end of the match! So he should be easy. Ryu, not so easy. Granted, he only wrestles now and again, but I will be engrossed in his match tonight against Kahlan, see if I can check his strategy. Then if I pass him, its Dave Carter, Im not addressing Daniel Throne because, well, he sucks, so Dave at Total Carnage. Should be fun.
But one thing that isnt fun, is me being brutally attacked by Hawkeye and his lapdog son of a bitch, Skull. They are so good at wrestling, they have to take me two one one from behind. No, not in that way, I have better taste.... Now I may have got some revenge, as you may have seen earlier, oh, you know.... Me , production trucks, Spotface, Hawky naked.........eurgh! But that is nothing, nothing compared to what happened last week. So, Hawkeye, come out here and apologise, or be a coward and send one of your lapdogs.
TBC Hawkeye, or anyone else involved
-[RYAN]-
Hello, wherever we are!
Even this inadvertant lack of respect gets the fans going, with chants of "BATMAN, BATMAN" ringing around the arena. Ryan hushes the fans with a grateful look.
-[RYAN]-
Well, I've been here for half the show, and so far I havent been ambushed! Hows that?! But I'll leave that shit till later, lets start on a lighter note. Bring out...... "THE QUESTLINE!!!".
At this point, a horse racing track comes up on the titantron, and on the TV screens for people at home. The questline shows Ryan's head on a small cartoon body, sat on top of a horse. Ahead of it, there are three horse racing hurdles: one with Luciano written on it, one with Mike Allen on it, and one with Ryu. Ahead of them, is a finishing post with Dave Carters head on it, with the writing "New Age Champion" next to the post. All of a sudden the cartoon horse starts to gallop, and jump over the hurdle bearing the name Luciano. The cartoon Ryan gives a squeaky "Woohoo!", and a thumbs up. The crowd laughs at this.
-[RYAN]-
Look at me, arent I cute? And the little horse and....... well anyway, as you can see, I have passed one hurdle, Luciano. Now I face one of Hawky's newest asslickers, Mike Allen tonight. Well I saw what I could of his match last week against Dave Carter, and I wasnt too impressed, the only time he got some real damage done was when Team Hawkeye ambushed Carter at the end of the match! So he should be easy. Ryu, not so easy. Granted, he only wrestles now and again, but I will be engrossed in his match tonight against Kahlan, see if I can check his strategy. Then if I pass him, its Dave Carter, Im not addressing Daniel Throne because, well, he sucks, so Dave at Total Carnage. Should be fun.
But one thing that isnt fun, is me being brutally attacked by Hawkeye and his lapdog son of a bitch, Skull. They are so good at wrestling, they have to take me two one one from behind. No, not in that way, I have better taste.... Now I may have got some revenge, as you may have seen earlier, oh, you know.... Me , production trucks, Spotface, Hawky naked.........eurgh! But that is nothing, nothing compared to what happened last week. So, Hawkeye, come out here and apologise, or be a coward and send one of your lapdogs.
TBC Hawkeye, or anyone else involved