Post by Xantaxm on Apr 2, 2009 16:49:58 GMT -5
Friday Night Mayhem (4/3/09): To Bleed, or Not To Bleed
HARDCORE
1. Future Talent Match
Wednesdayboy v. Rob The Muss (Single-docs)
Winner: Wednesdayboy
Notes: Wednesdayboy gets his first experience in the bright lights of Friday Night Mayhem when he takes on the debuting, Rob The Muss, in singles action. Rob and his friend The Outlaw have already made a warm welcome to a few of the Hardcore Division Superstars, but let's see what he has to offer in the ring.
LIEUTENANT
1. Dave Abernethy v. The Angel of Darkness (Ladder-docs)
Winner: The Angel of Darkness
Notes: Dave Abernethy has yet to win a match in GHW and it doesn't look like he'll have an easy time scoring his first victory tonight when he takes on AOD in a ladder match.
2. Team USA v. Team Xantland 2
Martin Prince v. Genesis 1 (Cage-docs)
Winner: Martin Prince
Notes: Team USA's Martin Prince will go to battle against Team Xantland 2's Genesis inside a steel cage. Genesis has the opportunity to send an early message to all that think that Xantland will not rule the world this month.
3. Non-Title Match
The Master v. Ultimate Gene (Single-docs)
Winner: The Master
Notes: The Master faces a familiar foe in Ultimate Gene tonight in singles action. Last week the fans were robbed in seeing Billy Styles fight due to his no-show. Will they get robbed again? And if so, will I have to strip The Master of his Lieutenant Title?
CAPTAIN
1. Torjio Kazukuni v. Tito Ortiz (Table-docs)
Winner: Torjio Kazukuni
Notes: Torjio is ready to get Team Japan another World Warz victory, but this time it won't be so easy. After Torjio gets smacked around a bit by Tito and then thrown through a table, he's gonna wish he was Chinese.
2. Non-Title Match (Team Canada v. Team Xantland 2)
ForSakeN v. The Ultimate Kid (LMS-docs)
Winner: ForSakeN
Notes: ForSakeN will get a stiff challenge from Xantland's Ultimate Kid tonight when the two lock up in a LMS match. Will FSN blame Canada for a potential loss in this mini-battle?
COLONEL
1. Team USA v. Team Latino
Eric The Torture v. Malcriado Beast (Single-docs)
Winner: Eric the Torture
Notes: Eric The Torture will proudly represent Team USA tonight, while MB will fly the Latino flag, whatever that looks like. I don't care so much as to who wins, but I'm hoping that other teammates get involved and it turns ugly.
2. Team Xantland v. Team Latino
Luther v. RJ Wild (Ladder-docs)
No Contest
Notes: Luther was robbed in his Damage Control match last week, and now he's going to take his angriest sentiments out on Team Latino's RJ Wild.
GENERAL
1. Team Xantland 2 v. Team Latino
Sergei Kravinoff v. Big Closet (Table-docs)
Winner: Sergei Kravinoff
Notes: As if Team Xantland won't take enough out of Team Latino in the previous match, Sergei Kravinoff will proudly smash Big Closet in this tables match.
2. Mixed Martial Arts Match
Backyard Brawler 2 v. Jimmy Cartell [Martin Prince] (LMS-1-1-1)
Winner: Backyard Brawler 2
Notes: BB2 will face manager, Jimmy Cartell in a rather-odd MMA match tonight on Mayhem. The feud between Jimmy, BB, Martin Prince and Prince Martini is a complex one that takes a complex turn tonight. Jimmy better have something up his sleeve in order to survive.
3. Non-Title Match
ValKyrie KD v. Muhammad Hassan (Single-docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Notes: Team UK's Captain and General Champion, Kelly Duncan, will show off why she is on top of her division tonight when she squares off with Jake Steele. Her vast wrestling skills will be on display in this singles match.
4. Team Xantland v. Team Canada
Pennylane v. Gnarfflinger (Cage-docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: Xantland obviously trumps Canada, and for all of you doubters out there, Pennylane will show you exactly why. Penny will destroy Canada's captain, Gnarff, inside a steel cage to set a precedence of dominance.
TAG TEAM
1. Hells Advocates v. Height of Impact (docs)
Winner: Height of Impact
Notes: Hells Advocates look for their first win when they face Height of Impact in a tag match tonight. A strong team has got to emerge in the Bronze Division if Champions Master and Legend are to have any kind of competition this month.
2. Non-Title Match
Master and Legend v. Brutal Thugs (docs)
Winner: Master and Legend
Notes: Master and Legend seem to be head and shoulders above the rest of the teams in their division, but Brutal Thugs will try their best to invalidate that. BT seem to match up the best of paper of all the Bronze teams against the Champs, but that's not saying much.
3. Non-Title Match
MILF and Cookies v. The Battalion (docs)
Winner: MILF and Cookies
Notes: MILF and Cookies are nearly unbeatable, and it's going to be an uphill battle for The Battalion to stay in this match.
4. Non-Title Match
Bulldog Savages v. Catastrophic Duo (docs)
Winner: Bulldog Savages by DQ
Notes: Bulldog Savages are the best of the best and Catastrophic Duo are going to have to work their tails off to defeat them in this Non-Titles match.
5. World Warz III Battle
Team Mutt v. Team Europe (Hardcore can use up to 6 staff, Lieutenants can use up to 5 staff, Captains can use up to 4 staff, Colonels and Generals can only use docs)
Winner: Team Europe
Notes: In the first 5-on-5 tag team battle of the month, Team Mutt will face Team Europe. The pecking order of the War obviously has Xantland on top, but which of these two teams will push their way to the 3rd spot?
HARDCORE
1. Future Talent Match
Wednesdayboy v. Rob The Muss (Single-docs)
Winner: Wednesdayboy
Notes: Wednesdayboy gets his first experience in the bright lights of Friday Night Mayhem when he takes on the debuting, Rob The Muss, in singles action. Rob and his friend The Outlaw have already made a warm welcome to a few of the Hardcore Division Superstars, but let's see what he has to offer in the ring.
LIEUTENANT
1. Dave Abernethy v. The Angel of Darkness (Ladder-docs)
Winner: The Angel of Darkness
Notes: Dave Abernethy has yet to win a match in GHW and it doesn't look like he'll have an easy time scoring his first victory tonight when he takes on AOD in a ladder match.
2. Team USA v. Team Xantland 2
Martin Prince v. Genesis 1 (Cage-docs)
Winner: Martin Prince
Notes: Team USA's Martin Prince will go to battle against Team Xantland 2's Genesis inside a steel cage. Genesis has the opportunity to send an early message to all that think that Xantland will not rule the world this month.
3. Non-Title Match
The Master v. Ultimate Gene (Single-docs)
Winner: The Master
Notes: The Master faces a familiar foe in Ultimate Gene tonight in singles action. Last week the fans were robbed in seeing Billy Styles fight due to his no-show. Will they get robbed again? And if so, will I have to strip The Master of his Lieutenant Title?
CAPTAIN
1. Torjio Kazukuni v. Tito Ortiz (Table-docs)
Winner: Torjio Kazukuni
Notes: Torjio is ready to get Team Japan another World Warz victory, but this time it won't be so easy. After Torjio gets smacked around a bit by Tito and then thrown through a table, he's gonna wish he was Chinese.
2. Non-Title Match (Team Canada v. Team Xantland 2)
ForSakeN v. The Ultimate Kid (LMS-docs)
Winner: ForSakeN
Notes: ForSakeN will get a stiff challenge from Xantland's Ultimate Kid tonight when the two lock up in a LMS match. Will FSN blame Canada for a potential loss in this mini-battle?
COLONEL
1. Team USA v. Team Latino
Eric The Torture v. Malcriado Beast (Single-docs)
Winner: Eric the Torture
Notes: Eric The Torture will proudly represent Team USA tonight, while MB will fly the Latino flag, whatever that looks like. I don't care so much as to who wins, but I'm hoping that other teammates get involved and it turns ugly.
2. Team Xantland v. Team Latino
Luther v. RJ Wild (Ladder-docs)
No Contest
Notes: Luther was robbed in his Damage Control match last week, and now he's going to take his angriest sentiments out on Team Latino's RJ Wild.
GENERAL
1. Team Xantland 2 v. Team Latino
Sergei Kravinoff v. Big Closet (Table-docs)
Winner: Sergei Kravinoff
Notes: As if Team Xantland won't take enough out of Team Latino in the previous match, Sergei Kravinoff will proudly smash Big Closet in this tables match.
2. Mixed Martial Arts Match
Backyard Brawler 2 v. Jimmy Cartell [Martin Prince] (LMS-1-1-1)
Winner: Backyard Brawler 2
Notes: BB2 will face manager, Jimmy Cartell in a rather-odd MMA match tonight on Mayhem. The feud between Jimmy, BB, Martin Prince and Prince Martini is a complex one that takes a complex turn tonight. Jimmy better have something up his sleeve in order to survive.
3. Non-Title Match
ValKyrie KD v. Muhammad Hassan (Single-docs)
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Notes: Team UK's Captain and General Champion, Kelly Duncan, will show off why she is on top of her division tonight when she squares off with Jake Steele. Her vast wrestling skills will be on display in this singles match.
4. Team Xantland v. Team Canada
Pennylane v. Gnarfflinger (Cage-docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: Xantland obviously trumps Canada, and for all of you doubters out there, Pennylane will show you exactly why. Penny will destroy Canada's captain, Gnarff, inside a steel cage to set a precedence of dominance.
TAG TEAM
1. Hells Advocates v. Height of Impact (docs)
Winner: Height of Impact
Notes: Hells Advocates look for their first win when they face Height of Impact in a tag match tonight. A strong team has got to emerge in the Bronze Division if Champions Master and Legend are to have any kind of competition this month.
2. Non-Title Match
Master and Legend v. Brutal Thugs (docs)
Winner: Master and Legend
Notes: Master and Legend seem to be head and shoulders above the rest of the teams in their division, but Brutal Thugs will try their best to invalidate that. BT seem to match up the best of paper of all the Bronze teams against the Champs, but that's not saying much.
3. Non-Title Match
MILF and Cookies v. The Battalion (docs)
Winner: MILF and Cookies
Notes: MILF and Cookies are nearly unbeatable, and it's going to be an uphill battle for The Battalion to stay in this match.
4. Non-Title Match
Bulldog Savages v. Catastrophic Duo (docs)
Winner: Bulldog Savages by DQ
Notes: Bulldog Savages are the best of the best and Catastrophic Duo are going to have to work their tails off to defeat them in this Non-Titles match.
5. World Warz III Battle
Team Mutt v. Team Europe (Hardcore can use up to 6 staff, Lieutenants can use up to 5 staff, Captains can use up to 4 staff, Colonels and Generals can only use docs)
Winner: Team Europe
Notes: In the first 5-on-5 tag team battle of the month, Team Mutt will face Team Europe. The pecking order of the War obviously has Xantland on top, but which of these two teams will push their way to the 3rd spot?