Post by Xantaxm on Jul 10, 2009 0:55:19 GMT -5
Friday Night Mayhem (7/10/09): One Night in July
HARDCORE
1. Dark Match
Kid Soldier v. Chester (Single-docs)
Winner: Chester
Notes: In tonight's dark match, Hardcore Division Superstars and GHW newcomers, Kid Soldier and Chester, will battle in a singles match. If either of these two can have a successful run in their first Division, we may one day see them fighting again on Mayhem in the main roster.
LIEUTENANT
1. War Machine v. YOUNG GANGSTA (Cage-docs)
Winner: YOUNG GANGSTA
Notes: War Machine already has a ticket to RWB in Australia against Lt. X-Force Champ, Stevie Rock, but he has some work to do before he gets on the jet. Tonight, he takes on YOUNG GANGSTA inside a steel cage and it's not gonna be pretty.
2. Non-Title Match
Stevie Rock v. John The Crusher (Single-docs)
Winner: John The Crusher
Notes: Lt. X-Force Champ, Stevie Rock, has his work cut out for him at this month's PPV against War Machine, and he'll also have his work cut out when he takes on one of the contenders for the LieutenantTitle, John The Crusher.
CAPTAIN
1. #1 Contender for Captain X-Force Championship
RhinoMan v. The Master (LMS-docs)
Winner: The Master
Notes: The Master loves gold more than his own mommy, and he'll get the chance to wrap some of it around his waist at Red, White and Bruised if he can defeat RhinoMan in a LMS match. Rhino is getting a huge opportunity here, but more than likely he'll choke.
2. Non-Title Match
Essa Rios v. Rock II (Table-docs)
Winner: Rock II
Notes: Essa Rios and Rock II have a date tonight, and the only thing that will separate the two of them is a nice wooden table. Bon apetit!
3. Non-Title Match
ForSakeN v. Marcus Airbourne (Single-docs)
Winner: ForSakeN
Notes: ForSakeN has been training hard lately, and it's paying off in his matches, both singles and tags. Tonight, he'll get another warm-up for his Title defense at RWB, but it's not going to be a walk in the park. Marcus Airbourne is always a wonder to watch.
COLONEL
1. Non-Title Match
Eric The Torture v. Truco (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Truco
Notes: Eric The Torture has been busy making movies, uniting with the Bulldogs and fending off Pennylane's friendship. What does any of this have to do with wrestling? Nothing! So, Eric, get your boots on and fight Truco in a ladder match to get your mind in the game.
2. #1 Contender for Colonel X-Force Championship
Dyna Mike Duncan v. Malcriado Beast (Table-docs)
Winner via no-show: Dyna Mike Duncan
Notes: My friend, Dyna Mike Duncan, flew through the Captain Division so fast that I couldn't even offer him a #1 contender match. Well, that's all gonna change in the Colonel Division because I'm going to set him up one step closer to becoming the Colonel X-Force Champion when he takes on Malcriado Beast in a table match.
GENERAL
1. Big Closet v. Luther (LMS-docs)
Winner: Luther
Notes: Big Closet and Luther will go punch for punch, elbow for elbow, kick for kick in this LMS match in the General Division. Both are still a bit wet behind the ears in their Division, but I see light at the end of the tunnel if they keep working hard.
2. Sergei Kravinoff v. Dark Lord (Single-docs)
Winner: Sergei Kravinoff via no-show
Notes: Sergei Kravinoff faces Dark Lord in a singles match tonight, and I'm personally looking forward to Sergei breaking from pack and becoming a star in the General Division.
3. Pennylane v. y2000j (Cage-docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: Pennylane showed the GHW fans a video of his brutal training recently, and he is hell-bent on sending a message to the Bulldogs, Dyna Mike Duncan notably, at Red, White and Bruised in their Dungeon match. To keep his appetite quenched, I'm going to stick him in another cage tonight against y2000j.
4. Non-Title Match
Angelus v. Gnarfflinger (Table-docs)
Winner: Angelus
Notes: Angelus will throw Gnarfflinger through a table tonight or Gnarfflinger will throw the Champ through a table. That's what usually happens when two Superstars fight a table match. Common sense brought to you by Xantaxm.
TAG TEAM
1. Non-Title Match
The Battalion v. Hells Advocates (docs)
Winner: Hells Advocates
Notes: The Battalion will take on one of the losers from Monday's Fatal Fourway #1 contender match, but they may be waiting a while if those lazy Fighty fighty persons don't get their match fought soon.
2. Master and Legend v. Supreme Soldiers (docs)
No Contest
Notes: The other two losers from the Fatal Fourway on Monday will fight in this tag team match following the Non-Title bout. Let's pray the Fatal Fourway gets fought.
3. Non-Title Match
Bulldog Savages v. MILF and Cookies (docs)
Winner: MILF and Cookies
Notes: Here's hoping that Tito Ortiz shows up tonight to help his partner, Eric, fight the Bulldog Savages. Eric will be teaming with the Bulldogs at this month's PPV, but we're not sure if his heart is totally into it. We'll have to wait and see how it all turns out in Australia.
HARDCORE
1. Dark Match
Kid Soldier v. Chester (Single-docs)
Winner: Chester
Notes: In tonight's dark match, Hardcore Division Superstars and GHW newcomers, Kid Soldier and Chester, will battle in a singles match. If either of these two can have a successful run in their first Division, we may one day see them fighting again on Mayhem in the main roster.
LIEUTENANT
1. War Machine v. YOUNG GANGSTA (Cage-docs)
Winner: YOUNG GANGSTA
Notes: War Machine already has a ticket to RWB in Australia against Lt. X-Force Champ, Stevie Rock, but he has some work to do before he gets on the jet. Tonight, he takes on YOUNG GANGSTA inside a steel cage and it's not gonna be pretty.
2. Non-Title Match
Stevie Rock v. John The Crusher (Single-docs)
Winner: John The Crusher
Notes: Lt. X-Force Champ, Stevie Rock, has his work cut out for him at this month's PPV against War Machine, and he'll also have his work cut out when he takes on one of the contenders for the LieutenantTitle, John The Crusher.
CAPTAIN
1. #1 Contender for Captain X-Force Championship
RhinoMan v. The Master (LMS-docs)
Winner: The Master
Notes: The Master loves gold more than his own mommy, and he'll get the chance to wrap some of it around his waist at Red, White and Bruised if he can defeat RhinoMan in a LMS match. Rhino is getting a huge opportunity here, but more than likely he'll choke.
2. Non-Title Match
Essa Rios v. Rock II (Table-docs)
Winner: Rock II
Notes: Essa Rios and Rock II have a date tonight, and the only thing that will separate the two of them is a nice wooden table. Bon apetit!
3. Non-Title Match
ForSakeN v. Marcus Airbourne (Single-docs)
Winner: ForSakeN
Notes: ForSakeN has been training hard lately, and it's paying off in his matches, both singles and tags. Tonight, he'll get another warm-up for his Title defense at RWB, but it's not going to be a walk in the park. Marcus Airbourne is always a wonder to watch.
COLONEL
1. Non-Title Match
Eric The Torture v. Truco (Ladder-docs)
Winner: Truco
Notes: Eric The Torture has been busy making movies, uniting with the Bulldogs and fending off Pennylane's friendship. What does any of this have to do with wrestling? Nothing! So, Eric, get your boots on and fight Truco in a ladder match to get your mind in the game.
2. #1 Contender for Colonel X-Force Championship
Dyna Mike Duncan v. Malcriado Beast (Table-docs)
Winner via no-show: Dyna Mike Duncan
Notes: My friend, Dyna Mike Duncan, flew through the Captain Division so fast that I couldn't even offer him a #1 contender match. Well, that's all gonna change in the Colonel Division because I'm going to set him up one step closer to becoming the Colonel X-Force Champion when he takes on Malcriado Beast in a table match.
GENERAL
1. Big Closet v. Luther (LMS-docs)
Winner: Luther
Notes: Big Closet and Luther will go punch for punch, elbow for elbow, kick for kick in this LMS match in the General Division. Both are still a bit wet behind the ears in their Division, but I see light at the end of the tunnel if they keep working hard.
2. Sergei Kravinoff v. Dark Lord (Single-docs)
Winner: Sergei Kravinoff via no-show
Notes: Sergei Kravinoff faces Dark Lord in a singles match tonight, and I'm personally looking forward to Sergei breaking from pack and becoming a star in the General Division.
3. Pennylane v. y2000j (Cage-docs)
Winner: Pennylane
Notes: Pennylane showed the GHW fans a video of his brutal training recently, and he is hell-bent on sending a message to the Bulldogs, Dyna Mike Duncan notably, at Red, White and Bruised in their Dungeon match. To keep his appetite quenched, I'm going to stick him in another cage tonight against y2000j.
4. Non-Title Match
Angelus v. Gnarfflinger (Table-docs)
Winner: Angelus
Notes: Angelus will throw Gnarfflinger through a table tonight or Gnarfflinger will throw the Champ through a table. That's what usually happens when two Superstars fight a table match. Common sense brought to you by Xantaxm.
TAG TEAM
1. Non-Title Match
The Battalion v. Hells Advocates (docs)
Winner: Hells Advocates
Notes: The Battalion will take on one of the losers from Monday's Fatal Fourway #1 contender match, but they may be waiting a while if those lazy Fighty fighty persons don't get their match fought soon.
2. Master and Legend v. Supreme Soldiers (docs)
No Contest
Notes: The other two losers from the Fatal Fourway on Monday will fight in this tag team match following the Non-Title bout. Let's pray the Fatal Fourway gets fought.
3. Non-Title Match
Bulldog Savages v. MILF and Cookies (docs)
Winner: MILF and Cookies
Notes: Here's hoping that Tito Ortiz shows up tonight to help his partner, Eric, fight the Bulldog Savages. Eric will be teaming with the Bulldogs at this month's PPV, but we're not sure if his heart is totally into it. We'll have to wait and see how it all turns out in Australia.
