Post by Eric The Torture on Oct 23, 2009 11:56:30 GMT -5
* The fans are all crowded around the arrival area, held back by steel crowd barricades and a few members of the city's finest. Charlie Coors is waiting on the red carpet as a long black Hummer Limo pulls up. *
Charlie Coors: And it looks like another superstar has arrived here at Gods v. Heretics. Let's head over and see who it is.
* Charlie and the cameraman head towards the limo, and wait about 20 feet away from it. The door opens and not one, but three men step out of the vehicle - Pennylane first, then Eric the Torture, and finally Bruiser Brody. Each of them is dressed in expensive but not too stuffy attire - no shirt and tie or jacket. Pennylane turns to work the crowd, pointing his thumbs at himself and verily strutting for his fans. Eric heads over and immediately signs autograph books. Bruiser Brody's intensity seems to put him off a little bit from the fans, but he is no less busy signing autographs for his loyal admirers. *
Charlie Coors: It looks like this arrival is none other than the alliance of Eric The Torture, Bruiser Brody, and Pennylane, whom we've seen together quite a bit in recent weeks.
* The three men finally make their way towards Charlie and form an intimidating semi circle around him as he begins to talk them up. *
Charlie Coors: So gentlemen, glad to see you've arrived to Gods v. Heretics safe and sound. Now the three of you face The Bulldogs tonight in a best of three falls match with the winning group of men being decided by the best of those three. Pennylane and Eric, you've had numerous encounters with Genesis and Dyna Mike Duncan, and Eric just recently implicated Genesis in the recent accident -
* Eric gets angry at this point and cuts Charlie off. *
ETT: Accident?! It was no accident that my house exploded when I entered it - when Pennylane and I were supposed to have entered it - Genesis and Luther were just trying to cover their asses for a botched smuggling scheme and turned to their illustrious leader and only one capable of any intelligent thought, Dyna Mike Duncan, before finally deciding to take us out of the equation. And it might've worked if not for this guy right here, Bruiser Brody.
* Pennylane nods smugly as ETT claps BB on the chest. *
Charlie Coors: Those are some strong allegations, Eric, but tell me Brody - how do you figure into all this? You're making quite a name for yourself and are making your Pay Per View debut at the biggest event in the GHW year.
Bruiser Brody: I have had business dealings with these two gentlemen in the past, and after seeing me in action in the Hardcore Division, we all knew that the three of us together would dominate GHW. Just as Eric has dominated the stock market recently -
ETT: Aw, come on BB, you know how embarrassed I am about bringing that up...
Bruiser Brody: - we will crush anyone in our way bring our opponents low.
Pennylane: We take what we want...
ETT: ...and give nothing in return.
Pennylane: You should know that by now, Chuck!
Charlie Coors: But are you two fully recovered? I mean Eric, you are also challenging Big Closet for the X-Force title.
Pennylane: Look, Chuck, I'm sure Eric is tired of answering your inane questions, so let me go ahead and help you out here. I'll lay it all out for you.
* Pennylane grabs Charlie's microphone and gently pushes Charlie out of camera view. *
Pennylane: I'm fully recovered from the Bulldogs' potentially lethal, wholly cowardly, and utterly criminal attack on our persons. Eric took the brunt of it and as you can see, aside from the fading black eyes and a little scrape on his forehead, he's in tip-top condition, more than ready to face the Bulldogs.
ETT: And as for you, Big Closet... you think it was a great idea to try and attack me backstage while I'm already injured? Think again, pal... if you're trying to hold an elephant back by it's tail and the elephant wants to go... let go of the tail. You unleashed a lion, Big Closet and I will tear you limb from limb in that ring tonight and I will leave with the X-Force Championship secured around my waist.
* The three men grunt and nod in unison as Pennylane hands the microphone back to Charlie. They go back to addressing their fans - Pennylane even goes so far as to autograph a very fine looking young lady's cleavage - as Charlie takes back over. *
Charlie Coors: And there's three men who haven't lost their focus and are eager for retribution tonight at Gods v. Heretics. Someone else should be arriving any moment now...
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Charlie Coors: And it looks like another superstar has arrived here at Gods v. Heretics. Let's head over and see who it is.
* Charlie and the cameraman head towards the limo, and wait about 20 feet away from it. The door opens and not one, but three men step out of the vehicle - Pennylane first, then Eric the Torture, and finally Bruiser Brody. Each of them is dressed in expensive but not too stuffy attire - no shirt and tie or jacket. Pennylane turns to work the crowd, pointing his thumbs at himself and verily strutting for his fans. Eric heads over and immediately signs autograph books. Bruiser Brody's intensity seems to put him off a little bit from the fans, but he is no less busy signing autographs for his loyal admirers. *
Charlie Coors: It looks like this arrival is none other than the alliance of Eric The Torture, Bruiser Brody, and Pennylane, whom we've seen together quite a bit in recent weeks.
* The three men finally make their way towards Charlie and form an intimidating semi circle around him as he begins to talk them up. *
Charlie Coors: So gentlemen, glad to see you've arrived to Gods v. Heretics safe and sound. Now the three of you face The Bulldogs tonight in a best of three falls match with the winning group of men being decided by the best of those three. Pennylane and Eric, you've had numerous encounters with Genesis and Dyna Mike Duncan, and Eric just recently implicated Genesis in the recent accident -
* Eric gets angry at this point and cuts Charlie off. *
ETT: Accident?! It was no accident that my house exploded when I entered it - when Pennylane and I were supposed to have entered it - Genesis and Luther were just trying to cover their asses for a botched smuggling scheme and turned to their illustrious leader and only one capable of any intelligent thought, Dyna Mike Duncan, before finally deciding to take us out of the equation. And it might've worked if not for this guy right here, Bruiser Brody.
* Pennylane nods smugly as ETT claps BB on the chest. *
Charlie Coors: Those are some strong allegations, Eric, but tell me Brody - how do you figure into all this? You're making quite a name for yourself and are making your Pay Per View debut at the biggest event in the GHW year.
Bruiser Brody: I have had business dealings with these two gentlemen in the past, and after seeing me in action in the Hardcore Division, we all knew that the three of us together would dominate GHW. Just as Eric has dominated the stock market recently -
ETT: Aw, come on BB, you know how embarrassed I am about bringing that up...
Bruiser Brody: - we will crush anyone in our way bring our opponents low.
Pennylane: We take what we want...
ETT: ...and give nothing in return.
Pennylane: You should know that by now, Chuck!
Charlie Coors: But are you two fully recovered? I mean Eric, you are also challenging Big Closet for the X-Force title.
Pennylane: Look, Chuck, I'm sure Eric is tired of answering your inane questions, so let me go ahead and help you out here. I'll lay it all out for you.
* Pennylane grabs Charlie's microphone and gently pushes Charlie out of camera view. *
Pennylane: I'm fully recovered from the Bulldogs' potentially lethal, wholly cowardly, and utterly criminal attack on our persons. Eric took the brunt of it and as you can see, aside from the fading black eyes and a little scrape on his forehead, he's in tip-top condition, more than ready to face the Bulldogs.
ETT: And as for you, Big Closet... you think it was a great idea to try and attack me backstage while I'm already injured? Think again, pal... if you're trying to hold an elephant back by it's tail and the elephant wants to go... let go of the tail. You unleashed a lion, Big Closet and I will tear you limb from limb in that ring tonight and I will leave with the X-Force Championship secured around my waist.
* The three men grunt and nod in unison as Pennylane hands the microphone back to Charlie. They go back to addressing their fans - Pennylane even goes so far as to autograph a very fine looking young lady's cleavage - as Charlie takes back over. *
Charlie Coors: And there's three men who haven't lost their focus and are eager for retribution tonight at Gods v. Heretics. Someone else should be arriving any moment now...
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