Post by Public Enemies on Mar 22, 2012 13:40:36 GMT -5
GHW TRIUMPH, MARCH 15TH, 2012. From the GHW ARENA IN BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS.
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MATCH ONE
SINGLES MATCH
"The Chosen One" Serum vs. Michael Ian Ford
Winner: Michael Ian Ford
-AJ Scally Speaks His Mind-
Bombshell by Powerman 5000 hits the arena causing all the fans to start and cheer. Their cheering rises in volume as AJ Scally walks on stage wearing board shorts and a Newcastle Knights NRL Jersey. He doesn’t look to be in his usual cheery mood as he walks to ring with a purpose, microphone in hand.
Fuzz: Hmm… I thought Scally wasn’t supposed to be out here yet, wonder what he has to say.
Al: I don’t know and frankly I do not care either.
AJ has entered ring and paces around while his music dies away. The cheering continues, as the fans love to show their appreciation for The New People’s Champion, however the crowd quite down as they also want to hear what the Aussie has to say.
AJ: I am sick of it. I am sick of getting screwed over by management. Case in point, the management thought it would be good to randomly place me in a tag team match, which I was okay with, at least I was wrestling, but to stick with me a rookie, was plain idiotic. I could have teamed with a broomstick and gone just as well, well actually I would have done better with the broomstick.
The crowd laugh and cheer along with AJ.
AJ: They tell me it is to spice up the tag team title scene. Earth to management that scene has been dead ever since the ‘Mighty’ Millson became one of the tag champs.
More cheering and laughter is heard from the GHW fans.
AJ: Now Dustin Delta and Kahlan have teamed up? Look Dustin I like and respect you and all and congrats on winning your much deserved Deathmatch crown, but why on earth would team up with her? I hope you’re prepared to do all the… well I would say dirty or hard work but that’s just Kahlan’s job isn’t it?
The entire audience all yell out “OHHHHHHH” before cheering and laughing again.
AJ: Speaking of Kahlan, how many times does she want to leave and return? Every time something doesn’t go her way she takes her ball and goes home, only to make a triumphant return. ‘Wahhh I don’t want face Jake Diamond in a cage even though I am TV champ’, ‘wahhh, I was screwed over against Vlad, ‘wahh my mouth hurts.’ No wait that last one is her average Friday nights.
Another “OHHHHHHHHHH” from crowd is made followed yet again by more cheering and laughter.
AJ: Also that reminds me, I also have some ‘heat’ in the back, all because of one thing the LOLTV Title. For those who don’t know, there was a period of time when the GHW TV Title was passed around more times than Kahlan and Wolverina combined.
The fans laugh at another sexual joke made by Scally before allowing him to continue.
AJ: So backstage I began calling it the LOLTV Title and everybody got pissed because they couldn’t find the funny side in it.
Booing is heard from the fans, directed at those in the back who got pissed off.
AJ: I see you can see the funny side.
The booing is now replaced by cheers for AJ.
AJ: Because of it a lot of Fighty fighty persons here want to screw me out of main event matches, and stop me from being able to put on the best match possible for all of you.
Again the crowd boo at the Scally haters in the back.
AJ: Why am I venting now you ask? Over the last week it hit me hard, despite all the differences with management and other Fighty fighty persons, one thing has remained the same and that is all of your support I cherish so much.
A loud eruption of cheers occurs, a perfect example of support.
AJ: So I have come to the conclusion. I will no longer listen to the management, but listen to each and every one of my fans.
The cheering from earlier increases in volume, as AJ begins to smile.
AJ: With that in mind I have decided to speak my mind and pretty much say whatever I want, about who I want, to who I want and when I want.
Another loud positive reaction arises from the fans in the arena, as AJ’s smile grows wider.
AJ: I suppose that means you like that idea?
A loud YES is heard followed by more cheering.
AJ: GHW, the New People’s Champion is reformed and now I have a humongous army to back me up.
The loudest cheer of the night arises from the last line before it dies away allowing the Aussie to finish, as he looks into the camera.
AJ: You mess with me; you have to deal with the People’s Army. AJ out.
With that Scally drops the microphone to a standing ovation from the GHW faithful, before saluting the camera with a sly smirk, as the scene fades to black.
EOT
Fuzz: Hmm… I thought Scally wasn’t supposed to be out here yet, wonder what he has to say.
Al: I don’t know and frankly I do not care either.
AJ has entered ring and paces around while his music dies away. The cheering continues, as the fans love to show their appreciation for The New People’s Champion, however the crowd quite down as they also want to hear what the Aussie has to say.
AJ: I am sick of it. I am sick of getting screwed over by management. Case in point, the management thought it would be good to randomly place me in a tag team match, which I was okay with, at least I was wrestling, but to stick with me a rookie, was plain idiotic. I could have teamed with a broomstick and gone just as well, well actually I would have done better with the broomstick.
The crowd laugh and cheer along with AJ.
AJ: They tell me it is to spice up the tag team title scene. Earth to management that scene has been dead ever since the ‘Mighty’ Millson became one of the tag champs.
More cheering and laughter is heard from the GHW fans.
AJ: Now Dustin Delta and Kahlan have teamed up? Look Dustin I like and respect you and all and congrats on winning your much deserved Deathmatch crown, but why on earth would team up with her? I hope you’re prepared to do all the… well I would say dirty or hard work but that’s just Kahlan’s job isn’t it?
The entire audience all yell out “OHHHHHHH” before cheering and laughing again.
AJ: Speaking of Kahlan, how many times does she want to leave and return? Every time something doesn’t go her way she takes her ball and goes home, only to make a triumphant return. ‘Wahhh I don’t want face Jake Diamond in a cage even though I am TV champ’, ‘wahhh, I was screwed over against Vlad, ‘wahh my mouth hurts.’ No wait that last one is her average Friday nights.
Another “OHHHHHHHHHH” from crowd is made followed yet again by more cheering and laughter.
AJ: Also that reminds me, I also have some ‘heat’ in the back, all because of one thing the LOLTV Title. For those who don’t know, there was a period of time when the GHW TV Title was passed around more times than Kahlan and Wolverina combined.
The fans laugh at another sexual joke made by Scally before allowing him to continue.
AJ: So backstage I began calling it the LOLTV Title and everybody got pissed because they couldn’t find the funny side in it.
Booing is heard from the fans, directed at those in the back who got pissed off.
AJ: I see you can see the funny side.
The booing is now replaced by cheers for AJ.
AJ: Because of it a lot of Fighty fighty persons here want to screw me out of main event matches, and stop me from being able to put on the best match possible for all of you.
Again the crowd boo at the Scally haters in the back.
AJ: Why am I venting now you ask? Over the last week it hit me hard, despite all the differences with management and other Fighty fighty persons, one thing has remained the same and that is all of your support I cherish so much.
A loud eruption of cheers occurs, a perfect example of support.
AJ: So I have come to the conclusion. I will no longer listen to the management, but listen to each and every one of my fans.
The cheering from earlier increases in volume, as AJ begins to smile.
AJ: With that in mind I have decided to speak my mind and pretty much say whatever I want, about who I want, to who I want and when I want.
Another loud positive reaction arises from the fans in the arena, as AJ’s smile grows wider.
AJ: I suppose that means you like that idea?
A loud YES is heard followed by more cheering.
AJ: GHW, the New People’s Champion is reformed and now I have a humongous army to back me up.
The loudest cheer of the night arises from the last line before it dies away allowing the Aussie to finish, as he looks into the camera.
AJ: You mess with me; you have to deal with the People’s Army. AJ out.
With that Scally drops the microphone to a standing ovation from the GHW faithful, before saluting the camera with a sly smirk, as the scene fades to black.
EOT
-The Reign of Party-
The camera pans its way down the long corridor at a rapid pace, as some celebratory noise and music playing inside a room gets louder and louder. As it turns to the opened door, we find a long table decked out with a cake, like for a birthday, and crowded around having barrells of fun is several familiar Fighty fighty persons, including Wolverina, who appears to be the person to whom the cake is meant for. Not far from them is a huge flat screen and a XBOX360, to which some are playing COD on. And, of course, there's plenty of Mountain Dew, Pepsi and the works. The camera focuses in on Wolverina, who just so happens to look up at that exact moment, smiles brightly, and motions the camera and the underpaid operator of it to come closer. The camera man obliges.
"Hello everyone welcome to my party. Most of you already know it's my birthday, and thank you thank you thank you to all my fans for their internet messages and twitter feed wishes to me. Yaw are the bestest fans in the world! YES! Ah, but there's something else to celebrate besides my birth. See, today marks day number 71 of my Television Title reign wooooohoooo WOOT WOOT WOOT!"
As she roars proudly with endless energy, the crowd gathered round about her join in with hooting and hollering also. With another ever-so-cute smile across her face she motions for them to calm down as she delves deeper.
"That's right one and all. Your princess, the queen of wrestling, the greatest female Fighty fighty person of all times has risen to the rank of 6 in all-time longest TV Title reigns. Don't let people fool you, this is no easy feat. Do you know who all has held this very title yet could not keep it near as long as me? Metal Dragon, for one. The Psycho Kid, there's another good one. Dustin Delta and Hayden Hardkore? They couldn't even come close. Jack Tracks? Damn fine Fighty fighty person, but not even he could pull this off. And, of course, coming in at a oh-so-stellar 18 day title reign and reaching nowhere close to the 71 days I've accumulated is the walking shit-knuckle herself, Kahlan Clarkson."
The fans watching on the tron and at home roar at the insult and the cold hard facts.
"Just another reason I'm better than her. Wanted to just toss it out there since I'm sure we all have seen her little sex-for-glory bid to the big-wigs, and the contradictory cum-clusters she spat out of her mouth when trying to run that Britty Bitch mouth. Kahlan, you're not winning anyone over with statements such as 'I've beaten Wolfie so many times, but please please mister boss man don't put me in any matches with her, nor on the same plane, nor in the same locker room'. But I guess you're used to not winning anything, right Kahlan? So I'm just wasting my breath. Enough about the world's greatest coat tail rider, let's party! And Scally, no funny business tonight or I'll kick your face off. Now DEW ME SOMEBODY!"
The guys give her a quick, happy looks, thinking to themselves she meant "DO me" as in sexual in nature. Realizing her snafu, Haven hastily picked up a bottle of Mountain Dew and waved everyone off, causing groans of disappointment to abound.
EOT
YAY ME! I'm older.
"Hello everyone welcome to my party. Most of you already know it's my birthday, and thank you thank you thank you to all my fans for their internet messages and twitter feed wishes to me. Yaw are the bestest fans in the world! YES! Ah, but there's something else to celebrate besides my birth. See, today marks day number 71 of my Television Title reign wooooohoooo WOOT WOOT WOOT!"
As she roars proudly with endless energy, the crowd gathered round about her join in with hooting and hollering also. With another ever-so-cute smile across her face she motions for them to calm down as she delves deeper.
"That's right one and all. Your princess, the queen of wrestling, the greatest female Fighty fighty person of all times has risen to the rank of 6 in all-time longest TV Title reigns. Don't let people fool you, this is no easy feat. Do you know who all has held this very title yet could not keep it near as long as me? Metal Dragon, for one. The Psycho Kid, there's another good one. Dustin Delta and Hayden Hardkore? They couldn't even come close. Jack Tracks? Damn fine Fighty fighty person, but not even he could pull this off. And, of course, coming in at a oh-so-stellar 18 day title reign and reaching nowhere close to the 71 days I've accumulated is the walking shit-knuckle herself, Kahlan Clarkson."
The fans watching on the tron and at home roar at the insult and the cold hard facts.
"Just another reason I'm better than her. Wanted to just toss it out there since I'm sure we all have seen her little sex-for-glory bid to the big-wigs, and the contradictory cum-clusters she spat out of her mouth when trying to run that Britty Bitch mouth. Kahlan, you're not winning anyone over with statements such as 'I've beaten Wolfie so many times, but please please mister boss man don't put me in any matches with her, nor on the same plane, nor in the same locker room'. But I guess you're used to not winning anything, right Kahlan? So I'm just wasting my breath. Enough about the world's greatest coat tail rider, let's party! And Scally, no funny business tonight or I'll kick your face off. Now DEW ME SOMEBODY!"
The guys give her a quick, happy looks, thinking to themselves she meant "DO me" as in sexual in nature. Realizing her snafu, Haven hastily picked up a bottle of Mountain Dew and waved everyone off, causing groans of disappointment to abound.
EOT
YAY ME! I'm older.
MATCH TWO
SINGLES MATCH - NON TITLE
Wolverina vs. AJ Scally
Winner: AJ Scally
MATCH THREE
SINGLES MATCH
Jack Tracks vs. Jon Main
Tale of the Tape: Former competitors in the TV title division clash.
Winner: Jack Tracks.
=MAIN EVENT=
~GHW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP~
TAG MATCH
Dustin Delta & Kahlan Clarkson vs. The Fucking British Invasion (c) (MMII & Ryan Hughes)
Tale of the Tape: Tonight's Main Event features three championships. One on side, the surprisingly established team of the KotDM champion Dustin Delta and Kahlan Clarkson. On the other, the GHW Champion Ryan Hughes and his British comrade, Mighty Man Millson II. It's a high profile main event that very well may see the end of the British Tag crown in GHW.
Winner: Here are your winners and...STILL GHW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, The Fucking British Invasion! Dammit, you were so close! But, don't worry, you'll be teaming up against one another soon!
